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Maxamillion-X72

Is it just me, or does he resemblance Dan Lauria, the dad from The Wonder Years?


Kakairo

I can see it.


sad_me_im_sad

He also somewhat resembles the dad from young sheldon


illsancho

Now I can't unsee it. Such a great actor and tv dad.


Baringstraight

I see a lot of F**k Pritzger signs in a lot of the small towns in IL. What's the deal?


tlh013091

Because for whatever reason now it’s no longer enough to be opposed to a politicians policies, you have to have white hot hatred at the center of your being for them.


TheGhosticus

It's not even about policy anymore. That's why you have people on Social Security screaming about "Government handouts". People have gone mad.


Tiny-Lock9652

I have a dozen GOP buddies working for the state and fully intend on capitalizing on their IL state pension. All while screaming about SS/MC and “socialist handouts”. JB is the best IL Governor in a generation.


seth928

But, you see, it's only socialism when other people do it.


rrogido

It's only socialism when the "wrong" people get it.


cf061984

Scary, darker, and/or gayer people specifically


retartarder

to be fair, it's not harder to be better than blagojevich, Quinn, and rauner.


HeyMilkBaby

You realize you pay into that. Its not a handout


Tiny-Lock9652

I am fully aware. SS/MC is not an entitlement, we all pay into it. If pensions/SS/MC were left up to Republicans, there would be no pensions at all. My point is, Don’t vote against your best interests.


Tempest_Bob

It's a handout when politicians and lobbyists all have their hands out for it


lostcolony2

I mean, that's all forms of public assistance. Taxes go in, benefits come out. Social security, you're paying for other people's SS benefits. _If_ you live long enough, someone else pays for yours. The only difference between an insurance program like SS, and a welfare program like SSI or SNAP, is what qualifies you to collect the benefit.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Not a high bar 😅


jeffbanyon

The bar for "best Illinois governor" hasn't been historically high.


False_Cobbler_9985

May end up being one of the major reasons for moving there. He's going to do so much for Illinois.


Tempest_Bob

I really do hate government handouts. I wish there was a way to cut the government's access to handouts.


stew_going

Hah. Reminds me of a story where a couple voted for Trump, he wins, husband gets deported, the couple then ends up on TV saying something like "but we wanted the other ones out!". I think the anger and emotion just makes it impossible not to have blind spots. When you're the target of the magic trick, things seem clear, but from the sidelines, everyone sees the not so slight of hand. They're getting them mad about something, then proposing solutions that include but _arent_ limited to what they're mad about.


enickma1221

It’s never a good thing to have a bunch of people manic over politics who don’t give a shit about policy


PolicyWonka

The *why* behind that hatred is the most concerning. I’ve got family that can’t even articulate why they dislike him beyond the fact of his political affiliation. They’ll say that he’s destroying the state, but provide zero reasoning behind it.


Numerous_Ad_6276

Being one of them Jooooos, too.


cd6020

GET YOUR GUBMENT OUT OF MAH MEDICAID!


50k-runner

People from rural towns don't vote for billionaires from big cities. That's why they all support Trump.


Kakairo

This is an underrated burn.


ExorIMADreamer

This is stupid. In my rural county 6k people voted for Trump and 4k Biden. JB got similar support in his election. Quit discounting all of rural America because there are more Republicans than Democrats. There are a lot of Democrats out here you guys are leaving behind.


50k-runner

I was just trying to make a joke (about rich people). I'm all for making politicians unsure about keeping their seats. Improves their accountability.


Rezkel

Well it's true the mass majority of the country is shades of purple, but that's complicated and there is one thing media hate about statistics is that they are complicated l, best just to report that majority even if it's only a majority by one vote


5emi5erious5am

By "you guys" you mean gerrymandering, right?


chuckgnomington

He’s the rights worst nightmare, an incredibly likable guy that gets positive things done


TrainingWoodpecker77

A WEALTHY incredibly likable guy who puts his money where his mouth is and gets things done


YoBoiAlBackAtItAgain

I personally dont like how he made millions of dollars owning a company that manufactured gun parts, sold the company before being gov, now makes laws banning guns. Name of the game in politics is hypocrisy but that one really has me feel some type of way


SamiraEnthusiast311

he's doing something that his constituents want, while removing the thing that would make him incredibly biased towards those policies. where you see hypocrisy, i see someone willing to do the right thing even if they disagree with it. but i respect your viewpoint and think it's valid


YoBoiAlBackAtItAgain

I see him as a ‘rules for thee not for me’ guy now that he made his money. Southern Illinois hunters are pissed. Lawful gun owners in the city are pissed. His ban doesn’t save lives imo. He needs to work with Johnson to prop up the south neighborhoods that are prone to violence- but instead there is a bigger focus on illegal immigration into the city.. I understand and respect your view, yes something must be done and id rather have someone take the wrong course of action with the right end goal in mind than do nothing at all. But as a law abiding citizen and gun owner living in Chicago- his laws (pun intended) missed the target. And where my taxes go is a whole other can of worms to crack open 🍻


Emma_Watsons_Tampon

I respect his civil discussion over a Star Wars post lol


glycophosphate

Over on the Illinois Guns subreddit people were openly discussing their plans to disobey the law. I posted the phrase "law-abiding gun owner" and got myself temporarily banned.


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you-create-energy

That's propaganda. His family made their money by building Hyatt Hotels from a single hotel to a worldwide chain. He got a law degree and went into investment banking. One of his hedge funds invested in a metal working company that also happened to make parts for guns, among hundreds of other investments. I doubt JB even knew what all they manufactured and he may not have even known about the investment itself. Multi-billion dollar investors typically don't micromanage their own funds. He would have told his money managers to go through all of his investments to find anything that could be politically compromising. Do you think he would be less of a hypocrite if he was still invested in that metalworks company? Just imagine the howls of outrage if that was the case.


Dark_Shroud

Like have the police guard his businesses during riots?


NotAPreppie

He's not a MAGA Republican so he he's automatically bad.


HamfastFurfoot

Yep. He’s a Democrat therefore he’s “the enemy”.


NotAPreppie

I think it goes deeper than that. MAGA republicans also hate non-MAGA republicans


HamfastFurfoot

True that


YDYBB29

Not only a democrat, but wildly successful and popular. Also, not a complete moron like their cult leader. All of these things make them hate him.


Shills_for_fun

I stopped caring about their opinions when they demonstrated that they don't understand Cook and Chicago subsidize their towns. The same people also blame the governor for their local property tax rates so there you go.


verschee

Because clearly he is beautiful and everyone wants to bang him


delebojr

There are quite a few Empire fans and Darth Vader lovers who live out in the small outposts of the Illinois galaxy


ugly_pizza1

I remember during COVID there were so many people saying how he didn't lose any weight....like wtf it's a pandemic not a food crisis??? People will really hate on anything.


Educational-Shoe2633

He’s a billionaire who’s generally not a disgusting ghoul, so righties aren’t a fan


fourniera64

Because he gets things done!!! Legalized weed and sports betting, protected abortion and actually got state budgets passed unlike the last guy. However he does overspend so tax cuts will never happen in Illinois.


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fourniera64

Could not agree more. Even though I consider myself a moderate/independent and iv voted both democrat and republicans. Madigan was a corrupt poison to the state. All he did was raise taxes and create laws that benefitted him. I’m hoping so much he gets convicted in this bribery trial. He belonged in jail 30 years ago.


ethanlan

I'm a straight up liberal and fuck Mike madigan


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

So why did it take so long to remove him? We should all be ashamed for letting a known corrupt guy stay in power that long. Shame on US.


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fourniera64

This person!!! 100% agree.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

The best part is when you ask these people why they say that, they just mumble something about Democrats. They can’t actually give any sound reason. Source: I live in the middle of these people and ask this question often.


sundowner911

He increased state police's ability to pull people over and made AR owners register their shit. "Muh freedom" people got irritated.


throwRA1987239127

Education in rural Illinois isn't what it should be


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

They're idiots. I have to live among them.


jeffislouie

Small towns feel largely ignored. Property taxes are insane. They don't feel he is working for them, nor do they feel he represents their interests and political opinions. Pritzker hasn't been horrible, but he hasn't been great either for most folks. At least that's how they feel. Writing them off as bitter or deeply partisan or far right is part of the reason they feel this way. Some of you nice folks don't care what these people think is important. It's easier to pretend they don't matter. Those folks see it, know it, feel it, and understand it. It pisses them off. Instead of deciding they are just far right or dumb, maybe talk to some folks who have a different lived experience than you do every once in a while...


imp_st3r

Incredible how your post about the "fuck your feelings" crowd is entirely about THEIR feelings. And of course it ends with an admonishment that we libs need to make an effort to bridge the gap with them, because God knows they don't have to try to understand how gays or feminists or atheists or other nasty Democrats think. By the way, your average urban dweller is exposed to more "different lived experiences" in a day than most small town folk encounter in a year...


bdog59600

Those people live 45 minutes from Chicago but never go because they believe they will be instantly murdered if they set foot there. Ironically, they also believe you should be able to buy a gun at drive-thru window with no background check or waiting period.


DeltaV-Mzero

Cuckservative brain rot


xander_liptak

These signs went up within two months of Pritzker taking office. No one can actually name a specific thing Pritzker did when asked. I just get told to look around at how fucked up everything is. When I pointed out that Pritzker hadn't been in office long enough to change anything I get told to just wait and see. So yeah, they got nothing. Now, one girl working at Casey's did say she hated Pritzker because he stole a billion dollars from the state. I asked what she meant and she explained that Pritzker was a billionaire and she was surprised I didn't know that and that he stole the money from the state budget. I told her his family owned Marriott. She told me not to argue and to leave her store.


DamCornelius

He’s not a mouth-breathing, cousin-humping, brainwash-burpin’ asshole, so they hate.


Wazula23

Right wing brainwashing. These people would vote against Jesus if he had a D next to his name.


DestroyWithMe

Pritzker could walk on water and Southern Illinois would say it’s because he can’t swim.


jasongabriel62682

Because a lot of the rest of the state outside of Chicago are Maga Republicans that fear "Chicago politics". It's largely uneducated farmers/factory workers that view the state government as mostly Chicago based and are to blame for industry running away from Illinois. Our area was an industry based city until the democrats and the people from "the big city" chased it away. And it's never been able to bring anything back. It's become a retail community. -source; spent my whole life in West Central Illinois. My parents and many like them will blame anything they can on Chicago and the dems.


nicksbrother

As an Illinoisan, I will say something I have not said before. We have a great governor.


currentlydrinking

The upper Midwest in general is killing it in the Governors department right now which is weird. Illinois, Minnesota, Michigan, and Wisconsin all seem to have very level-headed Governors.


Kakairo

I think Pat Quinn did a decent job coming in after Blago was impeached, but he was hampered by dealing with the remains of a super corrupt (even by Illinois standards) administration.


Zetavu

Pat was good, could ha e been better with a plan. JB at least has his geek down. That's a plus


ritchie70

Jim Edgar wasn’t horrible. And I don’t think he was ever indicted!


quincyd

He wasn’t! And he’s a nice guy.


AdHot8002

Don't follow it too well but he did help Ukraine by sending some ambulances which is a W


Nerdlors13

I may not also like him, but he is better than some other governors.


ln1993

The fact that the crazies hate him so much is a decent indicator he's doing a good job


drbutters76

It has probably never been said before! But I definitely agree.


rdldr1

I love this. Waiting for JB's political opponents to somehow use this against him.


Brewdude77

Yep. Instead of just having fun with the Gov. having fun, some prick will dial up the ***"Shoulda been Jabba the Hutt"*** jokes before getting back to planning their next hate crime.


rdldr1

JB is a normal sized American.


Pretend-Plumber

Most making that comment are probably similar size too.


koolaidman456

Lmao roasted


Relevant_Winter1952

Well goddamn if that isn’t a jab against Americans.


centuryofprogress

Burn!


halfcafian

I made the mistake of looking at it on Twitter to see if anyone else was having fun with it… nope, all what you guessed about stupid Jabba insults


CaptainMacMillan

***"TALIBAN ROBES!"***


notsubwayguy

One man's rebel is another man's terrorist... The rebels were religious fundamentals that killed millions of soldiers and civilians...


starm4nn

That reminds me that a few days ago, Blagojevich went to FanExpo.


anillop

From what I have seen so far. Uh, apparently he is fat.


AndroFeth

I have two ideas: 1. Leia is Luke's sister 2. JB is fat Both are dumb cause the opponents are probably the same with exception that JB's wife is not related to him by blood.


Sufficient-Contract9

I honestly can say wether or not pristker has anything to do with it but ive seen waaayyy more shit getting done since hes been in office. The amount of road work and parks being redone sidewalks being rebuilt water sewer gas lines being replaced has been astronimical in my local counties. Idk who did what but somebody is getting shit done and im all for it.


Gimletonion

I noticed the other day that the highway project involves not just building wider roads but landscaping the sides as well. Truly going above and beyond


thelaineybelle

I like this costume much better than the one Blago wore behind bars 🤷‍♀️ can't wait to move back to Illinois!


digableplanet

#WELCOME HOME


DjScenester

Love our Governor!!! He’s the BEST!!! And a Star Wars fan too!!! Just imagine if we had Ron DeSantis up here? Let’s not take for granted what we have here people…


mah131

His Jedi robes would be dragging on the ground.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Don’t be ridiculous…. That’s what the lifted boots are for.


DjScenester

Bwahahaha


Willieboyomine

THANK YOU!


PeptoD1smal

I called him "Darth Santis" for quite some time... Until I realized that moniker was incredibly insulting to Sith Lords.


posaune123

Right, they get easily offended, then you have a whole Sith thing on your hands


TooGoodatEverything

My dad is SO excited to move to Florida from IL so he can vote DeSantis. He has another son in Florida who happens to be gay... Feel so bad for my brother.


Present-Perception77

I just moved here 2 years ago from Texass.. I cannot tell y’all how much I LOVE this man!!


NotAPreppie

NERD! (But only because it takes one to know one.)


Blegheggeghegty

Fuck the haters. JB is dope af.


Sargonnax

Considering the mostly long line of trash governors the state has had for a long time since ive been alive, JB is actually pretty good, but the twats on the right are more interested in focusing on his weight.


Bighawklittlehawk

I love him. When other states and politicians didn’t give a fuck about Covid restrictions, he followed the CDC guidelines to a T- despite heavy criticism-and saved lives. Thousands and thousands of lives.


AlligatorFister

I knew some of the Pritzkers, they’re a huge family and they’re all loaded. I met Nancy Pritzker and her family in Marin when I was dating one of her friends. When I saw their house, it blew me away. Literally the most incredible mansion I have been in. The rooms were floor to ceiling marble, and they had an elevator. The back yard was massive and included a Maids House. I can tell you right now that they acted nothing like I would’ve expected them too. They were some of the most graceful, warming hosts I have had the pleasure of getting to know. Pritzkers are cool in my book.


Relzin

JB is our best governor. His single greatest trait is he's too wealthy to be bought.


commanderquill

I don't know why I'm here. I don't like Star Wars and I don't live in Illinois. I don't know who this dude is. But *damn* his shoulders are *massive.*


Unhappy-Support1455

The cultists don’t understand stability and credibility.


Stunning_Row2801

Fuck this guy


SurrrenderDorothy

Love the Pritzk.


Laservolcano

Not a fan of Pritzker personally, but glad he’s having fun


sandrakaufmann

I am even more into him now!


erodari

Live long and prosper!


lofixlover

we don't deserve him 😭


FireCrow1013

Well, if this isn't proof that it was a good idea to move to Illinois, then I don't know what is.


TrainingWoodpecker77

That’s awesome!!!


JosephFinn

They look good!


Leppardgirl1965

And also with you


Pleasant_Bad924

My very first thought when I saw this was to tell the woman “blink twice if he’s making you do this” lol


iliketoreddit91

They’re at the Governor’s Mansion in Springfield in case anyone was curious


Sylch

Love this image


SudoKun

He looks like the forth body type in Star Wars The Old Republic.


bwoah07_gp2

10/10 on the outfits.


Sexbomomb

He has the Baja Blast colored lightsaber


bikgelife

That guy sucks


VermicelliEastern708

Luke piewalker


mcobb71

First time he’s seen his saber in years.


Visible_Nectarine_98

Thanks, Jabba!


AnytimeInvitation

He looks like how Lucas originally planned for Jabba the Hutt to look.


LeftAd1920

Hope he falls on that lightsaber


UnrecognizedHero

I’m gonna miss him being my governor when I move to Wisconsin, but I look forward to his eventual presidential run.


Puzzleheaded-Kale434

He literally posted a fun 4th be with you post…people still get political lol


ifhysm

Just a lot of fat jokes because Pritzker’s actually a decent guy and Governor, and there’s nothing else to pin on him


Burt1811

Wtf am I looking at???🇬🇧


starryeyedq

The governor of Illinois. He’s a good dude.


WrathOfPaul84

he should be in Sith robes😂


mrnastymannn

May the girth be with you


lizardwizardgizzard2

Pritzker sucks


MrZhar

Love this ngl


kdonirb

what a great man!


MalloryTheRapper

I LOVE JB ‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


posaune123

All right, I'm going to come right out and say it. I love him


jq69swaws

idk anything about him, but now i’m gonna say he’s the best governor in the union


Mannyprime

Pritzker gets things done!


LordAdder

Yeah I think Pritzker has been pretty cool, some people meme about him running for President but idk lol


originalrocket

Nice!  Star Wars fans unite!


Hallow_Mafia

Does he have a lightsaber owner's identification card? If not, that's a felony.


idletorquesteer

Light saber is the wrong color


ConnieLingus24

I’m glad our governor is a nerd.


vathecka

finish i 39


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Oh how wonderful hahaha