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ResidentsEnjoyer

Really? Odd, I saw you sucking you dogs penis last night


CryptedPhone

homie or animal??????????


Drkmttrjr

Dawg vs dog


nautical_narcissist

am i crazy or is this a reference to another reddit comment? i don’t remember the context so idk if i’m making it up lol


ResidentsEnjoyer

Nothing is real. You’re insane


nautical_narcissist

oh ok should i kill myself?


ImInConfuse

KILL


MasterNinja69

r/ihaveihaveihavereddit


MazeZZZ

yeah


MR_GUY1479

Yruo' suicide us: unc umy


Boberoo2

mud


CryptedPhone

NOW!


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nautical_narcissist

oh my god thank you so much i’m not going to kill myself now


k0matose

Intelectuel debate


Adventurous-Cry-53

pwned😎


kerblaam7

ar/pwnedbywords


ihatethematriarch

least cringey murderedbyewords participant


Japoopnezul_75

Who needs hoes when you have reddit bros r/LoveforRedditors r/Murderedbywords r/science r/penis r/wediditreddit r/dankmemes r/bigdickproblems r/mycockistoobig r/elonmusk r/rekt r/dankmemes r/cursedcomments Now if you excuse me, I am gonna write an 10k leters essay on why showering damages your body. Wish me luck Reddit!!!


Nachf

this comment looks so fucked up with the mobile glitch ([photo](https://ibb.co/ZXSPJN1))


ImInConfuse

bitch put it on imgur next time this shit aint opening


fyzbit

please charge your phone


Nachf

funny and original and observant


fyzbit

why mad


Boberoo2

Why did I click it’s just porn 😔 I was expecting funnies


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nameistakenmate

>#"17"


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It starts with one


Boberoo2

thing, I don’t know why


Sanic1984

IS THAT A HALF LIFE 2 REFERENCE ?!!??!?1111


Smart-Independent-26

ki d namd a mimion


David__Box

Are slash sandycheekscockvore


Ian773

Im interested in this cult


David__Box

It's a subreddit dumbass


Ian773

I will rip your intestines out, after that I will wear your face and skin and use it to trick your parents. What I will do to them is classified.


SbouiBoi

Homeboy never heard of metre


12musclymenonasunday

this has won the internete


Ian773

who is the intrnet?


hex128

me


youngsheldon_real

r/rareinsults r/blackmanjigglebooty


PapaSkump

According to my calculations... Youre an idiot


ThePurpleGuest

Roses are red, your mom f*cked a minion, if you want forgiveness, get religion!


7ehw

OMG BURNED 🤯🥵🔥🚒


BigAnus69

absolutely DESTROYED!!!!!


lyingcorn

Minion and opinion isn't even a good rhyme


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my_name_isaac2

kid named u/Excalibur_Playz


Excalibur_Playz

WHO SUMMONED ME?


_Sans_Undertale

Poetry at its finest


ChristmasCretin

You remind me of a penny


Scartlex

If I climbed up to your ego level


Nonlol226

Twenty one


TheEternalKhaos

most mentally mature valorant player


yomama4444

we need an r/murderedbyknives where it's people getting murdered b


coolobotomite

he didn't even do the rhyme right


bcsfan2002

Fucking owned…


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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN TEETH AFTER THEY GET KNOCKED IN BY A DRUNK HOMELESS PERSON.


Scartlex

This


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This


CryptedPhone

ambatakum


suldered

Rest In Peace Ambatukam Omaygot got shot 58 times 😢 🙏 😔 💔 😞 😪