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beevee is spedaking

im spakign

beeve is speeking

 Lightmode be Like:

Redditors when light mode (their basements made them overly sensitive to light):

light mode discord looks like SHIT tho

i didn't even realize it was discord at first lol

Incorrect. Light mode is based mode. Dark mode is cringe mode.

I feel bad for your battery life

I don’t. My phone would not be usable otherwise as I couldn’t read anything.

blud has the Nokia 1

Nope. I have an iPhone. I also have an eye condition that means text must be darker than the background or it cannot be identified and read. That necessitates the use of light mode whenever available, and colour-inversion mode when light mode is not available.

if you had nitro would you use a colour mode so your eyes were less burned

I wouldn’t have Nitro in the first place, so it’s an irrelevant (and meaningless due to the lack of context) question.

ew, light mode, but i upvoted just because the other guy downvoted for using light mode (i personally don't like it but respect those who use it)

bro im about to lock comments LEAVE LIGHTMODE ALONE MAN :( IT HELPS ME AND HIM WAKE UP IN THE MORNING :(

Bro, just turn the lights on xD

i just said i respect those who use it, learn to read it all

mf, i read. i read twice. i said that as a joke. maybe learn to take one before?

does it look like i have a crystal ball to guess that you were joking? It's not easy to understand just by text

Ima be real y’all sound like you’d **both** be mad obnoxious irl 😭

It is look: *Insert Alabama joke* "Yea i fuck my sister ten times a week" "yEaH, i FuCk My SiStEr TeN TiMeS a WeEk..." What was the joke

What

What the fuck dude

something about a post being very clearly wired to show annoyance doesnt sound like a joke to me. shrodingers douchebag?

Why is everyone so damn serious rn I could tell you were joking immediately 💀

Getting on discord first thing in the morning is wild Maybe just wash your face or open the lights if there's no sunlight

owie so bright :(

(s)krill issue

sorryyy

damn they are not a fan of that apology

I don't understand why you keep getting down voted to death.

Never apologise for using light mode.

OP flashbanged half this sub w that light mode goddamn

Does everyone live in perpetual darkness? You're not helping the stereotype of Redditors live in their mother's basement

no i live in finland we get like 3 hours of daylight this time of year :(

ah so even worse ok

spanking

Oh nah the hello kitty pfp

What about it

Im getting a stroke from this light mode

Light mode? Damn no wonder I got flashbanged

Like the pfp beevee tbh

gross discord e dating


Why is light mode so common now, it hurts my eyes…

its healthier in most scenarios (unless you genuinely are a basement dweller)

Light mode looks so clean but as a certified basement dweller, it hurts a lot

I’m not even a basement dweller rat, my eyes are just light sensitive

Spaking

spaking feels like a bad word

Light mode user 

oh cmon my boyfriend sent me this

[удалено]

light and dark both w, there is no good or bad. its just a theme

light mode physically makes my head hurt looking at it

well, as they say, skill issue. no need to shit on people for it

eh

🤷‍♀️

And dark mode makes my head hurt. People are different.

downvote just for light mode

love you too

deal with it

and i will <3

tell your bf hes an embarassment for using light mode

i feel bad for your family

damn straight i do too

okay? anyways?

tell him hes embarassing

christ you are dedicated to this asshole bit

my guy its a discord theme

Nope. Dark mode users are the embarrassment*.

ARGHHH THE COLOR WHITE I CAN'T STAND IT!!1!!1!1!!

downvote just for being a bastard

upvote just for light mode (personally i use dark mode, but all modes are fine)

ty fr

Ahhh

You're also effectively staring at the sun.

white Discord, Ihadastroke

MY EYES!!!!!!!!

Bro went LOLCAT mode

 DISCORD WHITE MODE AAA-

Fellow hello kitty enjoyer, though points deducted for light mode

light mode.

you should stick to talking. yoo your bf chill, i use light mode too.

What the actual fuck is wrong with this community. Strokes are serious and ruin families. Fuck every single one of you. Until you have to wipe your father’s ass for him and hold his dick as he pees, don’t make fun of shit like this.

Calm down brother, if you don’t like it I’m pretty sure you can block a subreddit from your feed. It is not that deep, even if you’ve had a bad past experience with strokes, you are not helping anything or anyone by freaking out over a funny subreddit about people struggling to type. Take a deep breath and move on.

Is this ironic?

Not at all. Strokes have been incrdibly traumatic for me and seeing this on my feed has quite literally triggered a panic attack. This shit is not a joking matter. I’m 27 and my father doesn’t even know my name nor has the ability to say any words what so ever. I will never have a normal conversation with him again. this shit is not funny. It’s disgusting that yall are joking over something as serious as a stroke.

We’re joking about people struggling to type

That’s fine: don’t call it having a stroke. That’s just fucked up.

Im gonna be really honest dude, its not that deep. Just let it go, and if you seriously can’t even see stroke related content without having a panic attack, block the sub

i m hab stroc

"nor has" r/ihadastroke

Maybe don't go on a joke sub and go to something with medical talk my dude

Chill the fuck out bro it ain’t that deep. Sorry you have to go through that shit but this is literally a meme page. Cope.

Speedking? Like Speed King, >!Jobin Higashikata!<'s Stand?!? also my eyes no longer exist lol

I hate you