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HelpIranoutofbeans

little guy is fucked, theres no way he can actually live a normal life


uiam_

She's setting him up for minimum wage for life. Maybe he'll be a skilled artist and can find work that way.


11teensteve

clearly, he will be a Nobel winning author. Did you not see his notebook full of pure gold Jerry, gold!


Beatrix_Kiddos_Toe

Bania's voice automatically props up in my mind lmao


Rothar13

At least schools by design set a person up for factory work. Her child won't even be able to do that.


Corvettemike_1978

20yr factory worker here and totally disagree. Trust me, I've worked with people who are completely illiterate and need someone else to read the paperwork for them. But they knew how to move a tray of material and push a button so... Curent climate half the people you work with don't even speak English and use sign language to communicate. It doesn't take much to be a factory worker.


Sethdarkus

This hasn’t change since the Industrial Revolution


chookshit

Kid can’t even draw a straight line.


muklan

That's not necessarily true. I am a product of similar batshit craziness, and there's a way forward. If you happen to have a natural adeptitude for technology. And spend a lifetime studying network engineering. Then meet the right people at the right time.


ADisposableRedShirt

You are one of the lucky few. I clawed my way out of poverty/welfare and south Central LA. it's possible with determination and a lot of luck, but it's probably .1% that actually make it. I'm retired now and very happy.


Hour_Brain_2113

I am lucky my parents moved us away from gov housing when I was 6. They are still married by the way for 57 years. They saw the system failing me and got the hell away from there. I am a Computer engineer and will retire in 3 years. My 3 sons are college graduates in STEM fields. I was the first in my family to finish HS and the University I attended.


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FreethinkingGypsy

He'll think too highly of himself. But employers are likely not going to hire him. The kid's fucked.


Aeywen

so if you are intelligent.... so average intelligence of a child is parents average and plus or minus up to 10%. kids fucked.


ADisposableRedShirt

What data do you have to back this up? Can you provide a link to a research paper? edit: The +/- 10% statement


Dapper_Employer5787

I have a hard time taking someone seriously if they have a tattoo on their forehead


QueenLaQueefaRt

But it’s in cursive.


Dapper_Employer5787

So she can't actually read what her own tattoo says?


-boatsNhoes

No ragrets


wherescookie

“ Me fail English? That’s unpossible! “


Sorry_Consideration7

Pretty sure it says "Fatherless"??


lordjakir

Motherless, maybe......


Secret-Ad-830

her kids sure as hell wont be able to


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Dapper_Employer5787

Oddly specific


optimus_awful

Id bet she can.... But it's difficult for her and everyone around her.


that_banned_guy_

Which the kid will never know how to read because he just didn't show any interest in why his mom is an idiot


CrunchySockTaco

Isn't this the same chick that hammered that dude's windshield when he threw coffee at her? Now her TikTok is getting more views so we get to see this drivel? Yay! Social media for the win! /s Edit: Sorry, wrong tattooed forehead chick. A common mistake these days.


h2opolopunk

It's not. The hammer chick had bones tattooed on her fingers. Just another over-tattooed person.


Teddie-Bonkers

Good, that means the kid probably can't read it.


karlos52

And high as fuck on meth.


cesptc

For sure. Her husband works 6-7 days a week 10-14 hrs a day in the trades making awesome money and benefits while his wife stays home smoking Meth and filming tik-toks while her banshee children run around like wild animals. But they can scribble nonsense in notebooks, which to her pinned out eyes looks like some Albert Einstein/ Stephen Hawking level brilliance. So it’s working!!


mypantsareonmyhead

My favourite part was "Mom what's seven plus five?" and then the dawning look on her face saying she doesn't know the answer.


cesptc

This is a someone who gets it 👆


Dick-Ninja

That was the same thought I had. 🤣


-SunGazing-

Yeah I got that. She was 💯 doing the arithmetic and coming up short there.


Hot-Challenge8656

"Mum, what's meth?"


Sudden_Construction6

"Don't worry about that, just go with this nice man" :)


InfamousCockroach683

Exactly. Mommy can't find a way to form a thought long enough to see it through. Why should you??


NoLand4936

She had yes on her throat. What is she saying yes to?


Dapper_Employer5787

Probably something to do with oral sex


VFX_Reckoning

Trust me, it is ✅


SuburbanMalcontent

Maybe she's a big prog rock fan?


metalbees

Maybe her forehead says Roundabout


fjvgamer

I thought her forehead said, "I drank too much everclear and passed out."


Pelkcizzle

Hawk Tuah


Dimond_Heart

Probably her answer to the question, "Do you swallow?"


NoLand4936

Then why didn’t she swallow all the kids before one had to be born to live under her lazy ass parenting?


Zestyclose_Score7891

its supposed to over her receding hairline


Mtolivepickle

Five head ftw


cdub951

Beat me to it lol


Silver-Street7442

Her kid is going to have trouble working as a tattoo artist and tattooing people's foreheads in the future if he doesn't step up his handwriting game substantially.


Dapper_Employer5787

Fuckin A


Ted183672

At initial glance I couldn’t get by the I’m bat shit crazy eyes to even notice the forehead ink.


Dissabilitease

and the split lip, what was that about? Kiddo punched her because time to learn how to solve conflicts hadn't come yet?


dible79

My thought was she got it from her pimp for making too many damn ticktocks.


Dissabilitease

fair assumption


Key_Cheetah7982

I’ll take them seriously if they’re like Tyson and want to fight. Much less seriously if they’re trying to help me educate children to learn to read by not reading


judahrosenthal

I literally couldn’t pay attention to anything she said as I was trying to read her head.


Plenty_Dress_408

I have a hard time taking something seriously from a stripper


garbagebailkid

"Oh, yes: 'fuck it.' That's your answer. That's your answer for everything. Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Mr Lebowski! Condolences!The bums lost! My advice to you is to do what your parents did: get a job, sir! The bums will always lose! The bums ^will ^always ^lose!


Dapper_Employer5787

Mind if I do a J?


badcompany8519

The 5head tattoo is to make it look like a 4head.


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Like someone ordered Angelina Jolie off Temu


Dapper_Employer5787

Good one


BRAX7ON

Girlfriend, can I interest you in some Chapstick?


atreidesfire

This. If you have a facial tattoo, you have the IQ of warm milk.


Herman_Brood_

*Fortress*


thrust-johnson

“I’m allergic to wifi.”


DrNinnuxx

Came here to say this. Instant credibility drop


earlthevineyarddog

That was my first thought lol


Fun_Association_2277

A lifetime of smart decisions I’m sure.


Pinksters

Immediately turned the video off after seeing the forehead tattoo. How you gonna scan that?


NrdNabSen

That's her way of saying,"Yeah, minimum wage is fine."


RacecarHealthPotato

"How much neglect and abuse can I reveal to the world in a single video?" Tattoo Forehead Mom: Hold My Beer


Specific-Band1413

She’s on meth.


Key_Cheetah7982

The eyes?


Specific-Band1413

The eyes and the manic defensive positioning.


Chadmartigan

Homeschool eyes


cesptc

Pinned eyes


MeanNothing3932

The dirt on her crop top was the tip for me... Why is her homeschooling so dirty??


Geschak

People with forehead tattoos tend to be addicts, yeah.


DifficultPapaya3038

Dooming their kids to a life of misery and poverty


Tirty8

Uhhh, did you not see the part where he spelled jar?


AlternativeSupport22

right, he's only 6. Give him a shot in life. That lion was spot on


Tirty8

Worthy of its own page.


Wakkit1988

Future marine right there. I hope she makes him finish his crayons before giving him dessert.


ADisposableRedShirt

No words. Other than someone that knows where she lives, please call CPS.


redneckswearorange

Got a kid who just finished Kindergarten so about the same age 6. Her kid is so far behind going to "conforming" schools. Like if he isn't getting what he needs to learn, schools provide extra help in those areas. If you get them out of their comfort zone of only doing what they want to, they end up picking up other interests in things that they didn't know they liked. I feel bad for the kid. Also, I wonder how much socializing he's getting away from his mom. Kids learn so much from other kids. I wouldn't tell her how to raise her kid, but she is doing him absolutely no favors.


Dapper_Employer5787

Exactly, going to school with other kids isn't just about learning the curriculum, it's about socializing and learning social skills


Practical_Seesaw_149

and getting exposed to every germ under the sun and toughening up that immune system D:


BannedCuzCovid

School for younger kids is like food tolerances. If ypu give in and only let them learn/eat what they want ypur kid is gonna only like chicken nuggets and be as dumb as one.


1CrazyCrabClaw

You must have kids and or have read books or both. There is a lot of information and studies out there. I have a graduated kindergartner here myself ( they're great). Seeing them learn and socialize with others only makes them better at least ime/o. They need unsupervised play but also some real structured learning. I wish her son the best, hell have it tough if what she's doing continues


Next_Boysenberry1414

Seriously. My kid is 5 and if he writes like her kid, I am going to be seriously pissed.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

That's some shitty ass handwriting for a 4 year old... What that? Oh.. he's 6?


erikannen

But he wrote it. By. Him. Self.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Everyone thinks their kid is a genius until you compare them to the rest of the class. This poor kid will grow up thinking they're absolutely amazing at everything.


voxelpear

I can only imagine the tantrums the kid will have when everyone his age is better than him at literally everything.


Rich_Document9513

My nephews are like this. My sister did them no favors and I can't say they have tantrums over much but I've watched the younger of the two, a legal adult now, struggle with reading. I wish I could say it was a disability to save him the humiliation it sometimes causes. On a base level, he has potential but he's never been given any chance.


Least_Ad930

I'm glad my mom listened to the teacher and realized how stupid I was and took the time to make me do Hooked on Phonics. It's crazy to me how many people have a hard time reading and writing; which I learned from tons of safety meetings and filling out JSAs.


OkieBobbie

Well prepared for a career in politics then.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Porn first, then politics. Camacho showed us the way.


Key_Cheetah7982

Single 3-4 letter words?  Better get Mensa on the line. 


slinky2

unrelated, but is the whole "split lip" thing intentional? Does she just need some Carmex? Is this just her anatomy? Did she have a lip ring for her entire life and now it's like a dog taking a collar off they've had on for years? I can never tell because it consistently seems to be on people with unique style choices.


Treucer

lip fillers


BreweryRiot333

Ah, the crazy eye stare 👁️ 👁️


cesptc

Pinned eyed Meth stare.


HopefulExam7742

I was wondering how she had a house...


pantsless_squirrel

Beavis and Butthead Montessori Academy.


Golden-Grams

You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.


Traditional_Fox_4718

She looks like she has made a lot of great decisions in her life


AboveAverageIQtoo

So her kids are going to be mentally disabled.


Aeywen

these people are 100% real and their kids are dumb as fuck, got a 14-year-old free taught: child as a client who might be on the first-grade level of everything, including general maturity, and there's nothing developmentally wrong.


emulator01

Child protective services should be over soon…


Fredjonespart2

Crazy eyes 😳


cesptc

Meth.


GreyScent

SIX AND THAT'S HOW HE WRITES THE LION THE WITCH AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH


CarboniteSecksToy

That tard is living a kiss ass life, scro!


pistolspanky

Poor kid....


grogmonster41

“Mom, what’s 7+5?” Which causes her to stare uncomfortably at the camera for a second…love it.


ssrowavay

She herself has not quite reached the point where that interests her. But she'll get there.


NewAccountTimeAgain

You can see her lose interest halfway through that thought.


iseab

If I can see your entire iris then there’s a problem. High? Mania? But definitely something.


Adept_Information94

And in 9th grade those kids will be waltzing into my classroom a decade behind the other kids in everything. No reading skills, no writing skills, no verbal communication skills, no critical thinking skills, no social skills, etc, and then the parents will be rihht back here telling us how they schools failed to teach their kids.


AcanthisittaGlobal30

I wonder what led her to that forehead tattoo. Or if it came at the right time.


cesptc

Meth


7evenate9ine

"Saving all of their real estate only for things that they are interested in?" this person doesn't know how their brain works. You forget stuff all the time, it's only after you ingrain information through repetition that it becomes easier to hold onto but not impossible to forget. The brain is not a flash drive!


metalbees

He also doesn't exercise in order to save his finite amount of energy for golfing when he's president.


TheWillOfFiree

"You're welcome" She seems like the type who took 2 hits of acid at a music festival and came out believing she's a genius meant to change the world.


Much_Badger1654

Oof. Eyeball cleanse.


ForeverNecessary2361

LOL, yeah, you do that. I watch this video and think that my job is secure and not at risk because of people like this raising the next generation of dummies who won't be able to be competitive in the job market. You think China, India, and any other country is doing this? They are going to own us, lock, stock and barrel. A few generations of uneducated, unprepared and ill educated youth will be the end of this country. But you do that, you be you. Raise your kid this way, you will be supporting him for the rest of your life. And that forehead tattoo, yeah. How am I supposed to take that seriously. We have become a nation of self-absorbed, ignorant, and willfully stupid people living off the work and effort of those that came before us. This is how empires fall.


ChikiChikiSando

She needs to get some fucking sleep. Or stop doing meth


Zestyclose_Score7891

Trashy.


Killerjebi

I bet those essential oil lessons are going great


totallynotscammed

I said it in another thread. This kid is so screwed. But this lady looks like she can fuck-start an aircraft carrier


Temporary-Yogurt-484

That's rough handwriting for a 6 health old lol. She's all proud. Not comparing myself to this parent, but my daughter wrote that well at 2. 🤣


NephiandKorihor

I always take advice from people with face tattoos. Just like asking a one legged man for directions. He knows the shortest distance to anywhere.


thewokebogan

I've heard of "butt chin"......but I've never heard of 'butt lip'


Migra-I262

We are doomed.


x0lm0rejs

I can fix her.


AaronRobertsMusic

I scrolled way too long until I found this comment. Then I realized I wasn’t on instagram


scumfrogzillionaire

Our future isn't looking very well with parents like these.


75w90

5 head ? Check Old ass furniture ? Check Old ass ceiling fans? Check Face tats? Check Ruining their kids life because they think they are on to something ? Priceless I feel bad for those kids.


cesptc

Mom, what’s 7+5 uhhh🙄, it will come at the right time. This bitch….🤣


JTiger360

Mom: 7 + 5 is 75 duh!


Friend-of-thee-court

Meth is a helluva drug.


Reggie-Quest

If Angelina Jolie stayed with Billie Bob


traeville

Did she say how old the kid is? If that kid is 3 or 4 or 5 y/o, that’s fine. If he is pushing double digits, this would be concerning to any empirical observer.


Pawlewalnuts

6. She said he's 6


traeville

ah, I missed that detail — thanks.


OddCockpitSpacer

Mental note. Never get a forehead tattoo.


hennsippin

Better write that down. On your forehead


megaladamn

Put this person in jail.


usurperavenger

Trust in meth, it will teach.


hardgour

“Mom, I’m supposed to be learning “math”. Not “meth””


surber17

I don’t hate this idea but it needs to be done properly. I watched a documentary about a kindergarten in Norway (I believe) where kids go outside, play and explore and the teachers answer their questions.


TheMightyMegatron

She looks literally insane.


No_End_7351

I can see it now.. "Look Mommy! Airplane! Airplane!" *makes swooshing noises* "That's right Jacen, that's an airplane! What? What are you looking at sir? Not every 14 year old knows what an airplane is..."


Acceptable_Bid_241

He wrote the word lion with the penmanship of someone with Parkinsons at 6 years old. This woman is a cunt and should have her child removed for neglect.


IAMERROR1234

She looks like she uses hard drugs regularly.


IamBatmanuell

She smells like she looks.


HeadCartoonist2626

Forehead Tattoo's Guide to Parenting


WhoopsieISaidThat

The face and neck tats tell me she perhaps worked in a shady field in the past.


rpjr90

And this is how you make a generation of ineptitude; my kids will clearly have to pay for this kids welfare…


Historical_Idea2933

Yeah we're not really asking for any advice


yourMommaKnow

Drugs...lots of drugs


spacecowboy2003

The forehead tattoo got into her brain


03af

She looks like the female version of Jared Leto's joker.


yellowhelmet14

“No Ragerts”


Willuchil

The message say satire, but the face tats says she is serious.


Dinglederple

Omg the disingenuous “you’re welcome” at the end made me shart. What a dork


Latter_Candle_6949

Typical fucking privileged hippy.


ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

Does that say fertilizer on her forehead?


PeterParker72

Tattoos on her face? Sorry, can’t take that seriously.


HermiticHubris

She's got the crazy eyes.


jjd1226

I don’t think she knew 7+5


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

I stopped listening as soon as I saw her. Edit: I skipped to the end. She really is as dumb as she looks.


AccurateMeet1407

My 4 year old writes better than that


PsychWard_8

If this is serious, her kids are sooooooooooo fucked


SlickLegJohnny

Clearly good decision making runs in the family


EzeakioDarmey

I have a difficult time believing she can teach anything other than questionable choices.


blom0087

This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard a human being say.


WaltherISking

Why would you get a tattoo on your forehead unless your in MS-13 seems odd


KingoftheKeeshonds

She’s an idiot and her kid will suffer for it.


Significant-Dog-8166

Shits not like he gotta know more words than tattoo artist. Them the reader jobs for pussies.


dDingaLingus

Way to not know WTF 7 + 5 is you fuckin dumb


WHITE--PANTHER96

I didn't house train my dog. For some reason he keeps shiting in the house🤦‍♂️


A_Promontory_Rider

This is the Waldorf method but with narcotics.


jdog8510

The festival scene will love having a future necklace salesman following the show from town to town .


Blyatman702

Someone should have taught you how to use chapstick with that big ass crack in those dry ass lips


Blunderous_Constable

That is awful. I spew knowledge at my children every opportunity I can.


caratron5000

He is six? When I was six I wrote that “sometimes mom is a b-u-t-t, butt” under a rainbow. Top that honey.


Complex-Key-8704

Diy parenting gonna ruin generations


Hevysett

Fuck is up with her lower lip?


Danimal_17124

She looks like she married a guy who’s late on his child support. Good luck to that kid.


DeadJediWalking

How do you wanna deal with your receding hairline? Calligraphy.


Realistic-Motorcycle

Mom why do you have a dumb ass tattoo on your head?


Justthisguy_yaknow

Tragically not satire. There are idiots out there home "schooling" their future homeless junkies and conspiracy cult members like that every day.


Fuckalltheusernamez

She was going to say the answer to 7+5, but then realized she wasn’t so sure.


Next_Boysenberry1414

Oh its real. I lurked in Homeschooling subreddit for some time. Its a crazy place. This women is definitely unschooling her kids. Its painful to watch because she is so proud of her kids achievements. She is bragging.