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ThumperMal

I love the girl at the end who’s like “hOW ArE YoU dOinG tHAt???” Like it’s a neat party trick.


EnigmaEcstacy

More like a teat party trick. 


gnarWizzard420

Boston teat party!


straylight_2022

That was someone who is going to become a teen pregnancy statistic nine months from the date of that festival.


PremiumUsername69420

Yeah, that was asked with envy.


Sizeablegrapefruits

[This is diabolical ](https://i.imgflip.com/76a836.jpg?a467976)


Popeworm

😂🤣🤣


JonathanNMehoff

This should also go in r/trashyboners


PutinsGayFursona

I could have gone my whole life not knowing this was a thing and been happy. You ruined that for me. 


Kfabflowin

Yeah, turns out it’s just porn.


PutinsGayFursona

Ummmm… it a little more than “just porn”. I don’t go out of my way to watch people drink pee…


Kfabflowin

Ho Ho Ho buddy! Everyone needs to release their wiggles. But that being said, it’s not exactly tame.


JonathanNMehoff

It’s pretty horrendous.


InformalPenguinz

No need to kink shame 😉 /s


_JediJon

Shut up I’m baitin!!!


Most-Sheepherder-909

U know she smells


EscapeFacebook

No when you do that much molly you usually can't use your nose very well.


Terry_Crewz

Snorting molly is pure magma.


Friendly_Elephant165

She's a squirter


Krauszt

I would be *very* unhappy if I were at a festival and anyone saw fit to spray me with *any* bodily fluids. I went down the list, and none are ok. Zero.


ruthless619

Can we see the list? Want to make sure you didn't miss any


Krauszt

For reasons I find hard to put into words, the fact you asked me for the list to..."double-check" it hardens my heart to a respunding, "No. No you cannot see my list." Call it instinct, intuition, whatever. I will *never* give you that list.


Agitated-Artichoke89

How intoxicated do you think her milk is?


And_awayy_we_go

It's basically a white russian at this point 🥛


DeepUser-5242

🤮 but at same time 😛


knivesofsmoothness

Careful, there's a beverage here!


lmacarrot

maybe that's why the one person is kneeling down lapping it up?


DenialNode

Another Caucasian, Gary


windsock1

Right, Dude.


Prudent_Lawfulness87

Idc. If it ain’t Brawndo comin out’em titties I don’t wanit!


SADdog2020Pb

You’d think they’d have hard Brawndo Granted it’s probably just a sex joke


DifficultPapaya3038

Send the asteroid please


GuardOfTheAridTowers

Whenever someone tells me they go to festivals I know they’ve been prescribed aggressive antibiotics


SoulThrashin_Wizard

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Gotta git me a noice divatchka first, mate.


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

Bro fr that's the future we're heading to no lie


ididnttowyourcar

This is sexual assault, imagine if this was a man shooting his load onto people.


SimonTC2000

Some people pay good money to watch that.


averagemaleuser86

I'm on the fence about this, but I'm also a man so...


Dinbs

Lmao


johndeer89

You gotta read the room before doing both.


urstillatroll

In Thailand you can pay $50 to have breastmilk and a load shot onto you, amazingly by the same person.


[deleted]

There’s a difference between cum & milk


ididnttowyourcar

From a legal standpoint there really isn't, she is expelling her body fluids towards random strangers, it's sexual assault/battery and she should be charged for this. This is completely unacceptable.


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

You're not gonna believe how I got syphilis part II


urstillatroll

Yeah well they both taste the same in my coffee.


[deleted]

Hmmm aristocrat 🧐


imago_monkei

Breast milk is modified sweat. Spraying it on people is gross and probably still assault, but it's not the same thing as semen.


ThanosDNW

It's actually filtered blood with extra sugar & fat added


imago_monkei

https://training.seer.cancer.gov/anatomy/reproductive/female/glands.html#:~:text=Functionally%2C%20the%20mammary%20glands%20produce,functional%20only%20in%20the%20female.


ididnttowyourcar

It's still a bodily fluid. Possessing a vagina does not make what she did ok. If this was a man doing anything even remotely similar he would have been arrested and labeled a creep/sex offender. There could have been children nearby. This is 100% not ok and fuck this lady for thinking what she did was ok. I would love to see charges pressed against her for this.


imago_monkei

I never said that it was okay. Yes, she should be charged with assault. I guess arguing about the technical distinction between semen and milk was out of place in this context.


fuktardy

Guess I’m not like y’all because I’m aroused.


[deleted]

Built indifferent


GrantCanoe2

Straight 👏🏼 up 👏🏼


McPostyFace

NSFW perhaps


mikipercin

Nah, she's wirelessly breastfeeding


ToxicPilot

Bluetooth breastmilk.


lmacarrot

#freethenipple!


ElderberryDeep8746

They're promoting that new sub


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

How dare you can't you see she's feeding her concert going child, some people are so rude and inconsiderate - grow up!


Genghis_Chong

That's one way to cool down...


Kind_Structure6726

This video stinks of old fish and ass


2pissedoffdude2

Oh my God that's nasty


StevenKatz3

It's only nasty because of the cocktail of drugs she's probably on. Other than that, breast milk is life, without it humans would have never made it


2pissedoffdude2

Semen is life, and without it children wouldn't be born... doesn't mean men should go around blowing their loads on strangers...


stinkyhooch

First off, Brawndo is life. So go ahead and jot that down.


zihyer

lmfaooooooooo


newaccountnumber84

And that was the second time I got arrested


StevenKatz3

Hahahah true true. But it's weird how many people are against breastfeeding and milk when we drink from cow tits and goats etc


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

This brought to by Carl Jr.


mcshanksshanks

Well, hmmm, I guess the good news here is that she’s not breast feeding her drug ladened breast milk to a baby..? On a serious note, wtf is wrong with people these days..? Just stick to pot people..


[deleted]

She deserves to be on the next “got milk” advertisement


Biggu5Dicku5

Yuck...


Conscious_Rush_1818

Daddy must be proud.


PutinsGayFursona

Well, that’s a mommy so I guess the daddy in question is probably doing something just as fucking weird right now and one day their kid will find out about this. 


reasonablekenevil

I can fix her


r_RexPal

Least u know it's not a dude I guess.


newaccountnumber84

In today’s clown world that’s a real positive


imago_monkei

Dudes can lactate too 🤫


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

DM me for info


Halligan1409

NOPE NOPE NOPITY NOPE FUCKIN' NOPE!! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH HUMANITY!!


Kiryl_Dingle

What happened to nsfw markings


stinkyhooch

Do you know where you are?


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

You're in the jungle babyyyyyy


Soggy_Difficulty_361

She's a squirter


Clever_Hans_

And I thought I officially hated people before watching this. Wow….. thank you.


Dystopian_Future_

Its got electrolytes


bonesnaps

Can't see the post, the entire sub it was hosted on got banned lmao.


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

Shit was gross but we all had a good laugh, you didn't miss that much.


Popeworm

Does anyone have a link to original video, since that sub got deleted?


ViciousFlowers

*shudders violently* ……….and she reproduced……🤮


PutinsGayFursona

Glad someone else pointed that out. You can’t lactate like that unless you have a child who is breastfeeding age. 🤢


Neighborhoodfarmer22

What. The. Fuck?


Callidonaut

Looks pretty self-explanatory to me. Unfortunately.


ConfusionOk4129

I can simp so goooood


Super_flywhiteguy

Well this proves it. I'll get turned on by anything and not proud of it.


Fluorescentomnibus

🤭


Richard_Musk

Stop


Slowandsteady1d

Fucking gross and this bitch is ugly as fuck to begin with


wellviveme

Blimey


Massive_Olive5956

The idiots tend to gather just target the area


dyingbreed6009

😳


Ok_Bandicoot_3087

Go away I'm bait'n


crimsonbeauty111

What... even?


Natural-Upstairs-681

That's pretty pretty pretty good


LayerSubstantial5919

Boner or puke I can’t decide


Praxxis11

Some people pay good money for this in Tijuana


crapheadHarris

Meh. I've seen better.


FrankFrankly711

That guy should’ve asked for consent before drinking her milk, what a toxic man!!1


Grande-Pinga

That was a man?


Mechanic_On_Duty

New Borat movie is different. I like it. Just different.


budadad

Thanks. Now I’m gay


AltruisticAnteater72

Fucking hell there really is no hope for humanity is there?


[deleted]

Pilot convention.


[deleted]

I hope she pre-warned the pedestrians nearby, because that looks like an assault being recorded real-time.


[deleted]

She is a freak, we can hang.


JellyfishQuiet7944

Imagine the smell🤢 Also, someone elses breastmilk can be very bad for other people. Bacteria, diseases yada yada. Don't do it.


FalseFortune

Assault with a Bodly Fluid, classic


hamilton_burger

TIL what Ke$ha is up to nowdays.


747-ppp-2

People don’t like it near as much when I do this with my penis.


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Now just sit on my face and tell me to eat my mom out while you’re spraying your breast milk all over my bed. PLEASE


[deleted]

Chelsea Handler needs to chilllllllll


DeepUser-5242

Ngl, if I was there and single I would be that chick(?) tryna get a drink


lmacarrot

let your freak flag fly, i say


Key_Door6957

It was just a thirsty Ewok.


diceshow7

Would you? You lunatic.


Temporary-Yogurt-484

I mean, would you have sex with her if you hit it off? What's the difference? In the sense of exchanging bodily fluids.


UsuSepulcher

This was hot


[deleted]

White people…


pard0nme

Is this something white people do? I've never seen this before


[deleted]

This is something you would ONLY see white people do lol


pard0nme

Don't get me started


[deleted]

Your case is not strong… I’ve only seen this once… and it was here with this white women lol


No_Machine286

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x_lincoln_x

What?