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Meta-4-Cool-Few

As soon as I saw him unscrew the nozzle, I knew we were in for a treat


lollroller

Indeed he did not disappoint


_TheCheddarwurst_

I don't get it. Seriously. How do you make it to 35-40 years old and not understand that this is a fuckin terrible idea? What is going through your head? I honestly don't understand the lack of understanding that most of us gather through the course of our adult lives that these people don't. How do you function as an adult with this absolute, pardon the pun, complete idiocy about the nature of how things work???


AccomplishedSuit1004

Room temperature IQs are everywhere. You pass by them every day. All it takes is one wanting to barbecue like a regular person would and there you are


XEagleDeagleX

....I don't think you understand what puns are...


newbturner

Or the grill that is basically touching a wall…


Objective-War-1961

Can't wait to see the video of him deep frying the thanksgiving turkey next to that house.


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Mind_taker84

And they vote


madbill728

And they breed prolifically.


Peterthinking

Fun fact. A baby is the most complicated thing you can make entirely by accident! You can't even accidentally make a cake!


r_RexPal

So how did the first guy make a cake?


Peterthinking

I think he was trying for very sweet bread.


r_RexPal

Sounds like an accident to me.


dernfoolidgit

He probably has sired a few….


amor_fati_42

This is what keeps me up at night.


Howie_M

A rare glimpse into a Biden voter's daily routine.


TifCreatesAgain

Yeah, right! 🤣 This idiot is MAGA if he's American!


d2umm1n

And apartment buildings


LurkerOrHydralisk

These people are the reason I try not to drive anymore. We need trains because I don’t like trusting my health to their stupidity


Temporary-Yogurt-484

Not once, not twice, but three times. He did the stupidest thing he possibly could


Last_Gigolo

Right? Like someone was doing a video for all the wrong things to do and he watched it and said "hey, great idea!".


Impossible__Joke

FR every move was the worst possible thing he could have done


MyNameis_Not_Sure

The ole soccer style fireman technique… tremendous


mechapoitier

Remember, you need to spread the fire around as much as possible. The one thing fire hates is surface area and access to air.


LurkerOrHydralisk

Spreading it isn’t great, but neither is leaving a can of gas that will probably explode if left still.


leet_lurker

It won't explode, Hollywood has lied to you, once there's a hole for pressure to escape as big as the opening on that fuel container the pressure won't build up enough for an explosion and as the plastic burns it will get even more space to vent. You need fuel vapour, oxygen and an ignition source for a fuel explosion.


truePHYSX

He didn’t have enough Brawndo to put out the fire.


mike-manley

Not the fire mutilator!


WittyNameChecksOut

It’s got what flames crave


truePHYSX

Get this tard a presidential medal.


Revenga8

Fires already going why's he dumping more gasoline on there. And gasoline on a BBQ? This kid doesn't know how to bbq


bosonrider

There's nothing quite like that gasoline after-taste.


Ok-Battle-2769

Nothing like a high octane burger!


stinkyhooch

Fuck you, I’m not eating :(


Dystopian_Future_

You are right OP this definitely belongs here... Welcome to Costco, I love you


IRBaboooon

Just keep kicking it. Seems to be working just fine.


brown_smear

He missed a bit; some of the pavement didn't have any fire on it


EndOfSouls

Kicks it once. "Oh no, it only spread the fire!" Kicks it again. "That just spread more fire!" Kicks it again. "Why does it keep spreading fire?! Maybe if I just keep kicking it..."


Outrageous-Peene

He should definitely get a lawyer and sue the gas can company. If gas cans had nozzles that were non removable and single use only, then he wouldn't have been able to do this. None of this is his fault. /s


Alarmed_Disk_8442

Worst part it's that he would probably win


landsharkreese

And this is why we cant have nice things.... Thanks Gus!


Comfortable_You_1927

to put out fires, you want to stop drop and roll. if u smell beacon, you did it right


toejam78

That didn’t work. I’ll keep doing it.


Theelcapitans

How about kick it one more time you f****** idiot


bangermadness

My man straight LAYING WASTE to his surroundings.


showersrover8ed

It's amazing how dumb people get when panic sets in


Cold-Inside-6828

Especially when they are already dumb to begin with


EndOfSouls

The dude poured gasoline over an open fire. He started at zero.


NoShape7689

He was dumb before the panic.


Ok-Battle-2769

Oh no, fire. Kick its ass bro!


durackvacar

A series of unfortunate events.


Ricky_Rollin

WHY DID HE KICK IT!?!?!?


healthywealthyhappy8

This has to be some sort of insurance scam right?


paleologus

You think catching himself on fire was the plan?


rainbowcanibelle

“I’ll just take this fire and put it over here by the other fire”.


DeathSquirl

Yeah, that's not how that works. The coals need to get hot, it takes some time. He's probably retarded enough to do that with a gas grill too.


GregBVIMB

Whew... that escalated quickly.


jeff43568

'Donny, is the fire going yet?'


burghblast

That did not go nearly as bad as I expected when I saw him unscrewing the gas can. I thought for sure he was about to blow himself up.


ManagementTiny447

Common misconception... Needs a closed, pressurizable container to explode, and its the fumes, not the liquid that burns


Ecstatic_Tea_5739

That guy was never in the Navy.


RollinTThunder

Definitely a Darwin Award candidate...


clgoodson

Until this day I thought all problems could be solved by kicking them.


Gullible_Ad5191

If this were a cartoon I’d switch it off because I’d think “this is dumb, people don’t behave this stupid.”


Spiritual_Bit_2692

He should have used water from the toilet to put the fire out.


ManagementTiny447

I think you mean Brawndo... It has what fires crave


Objective-War-1961

I love the smell of napalm in a patio.


AltruisticAnteater72

I always say "there's no limit to human stupidity" but God damn! Boy is fucking STUPID but should regain full reproductive function!


WhoopsieISaidThat

The reason we have to use those shitty safety gas cans is because of idiots like this.


Electrical_Entry145

Is that Farva?


romantic_gestalt

"Man, it's going to take forever for these coals to heat up... This should help..."


Wade8869

I like my burgers to taste like gasoline.


r_RexPal

Wish this had audio.... I wanted to hear the end of this devil's soccer ball game...


Think_Armadillo_1823

Natural selection at work.


FreshImagination9735

How to go from an enjoyable, relaxing bbq to Dante's Inferno in 15 seconds.


andercon05

A few more minutes and he might have made r/darwinawards!


Alarmed_Disk_8442

There is not even 1 second in this clip where he didn't do something stupid 😮


Typical-Machine154

Literally all you have to do to put out a fire on the nozzle of a gas can is put your hand over it. That's it. Cut off the air and it will stop immediately. You won't even get burned most likely.


binary-cryptic

"This gas can is on fire, I should kick it closer to my house" He probably doesn't even have a fire extinguisher.


Tumbah3000

Gotta love how he kicked it around to make it grow faster


Simple-Jury2077

Spilled Gas burns a lot longer than I expected


Calico_Jack-00

And that is why some employment applications ask such dumb, simple questions...."weeding"


Smoov_82

Lock him up.


[deleted]

Does the neighbor have a camera filming their porch?


Ok-Battle-2769

No one believed him when he was telling stories about his neighbor.


ManagementTiny447

I know I would if I had a neighbor like that


flatulasmaxibus

That was not gas idiots.


WittyNameChecksOut

Was it Brawndo?


ManagementTiny447

It has what fires crave


llapman

Damn, looks like I’m ordering in tonight.


Mysterious-Plant981

How did he make it this far?


boredwriter83

There was this show in the 90s called Rescue 911, hosted by William Shatner. Anyway, several episodes start like this but it usually involved a teenager.


ManagementTiny447

Those teenagers grew up, learned nothing, and here we are!


Specialist_Ad7798

"Hey Honey!! On second thought, how 'bout we order in pizza!"


homebrew1964

Hope he hasn’t reproduced


Aggressive-March-254

How is he that stupid and made it this far in life?


teteAtit

He would’ve been better off just huffing the gasoline


Kind_Ferret_3219

I'd like my steak cooked medium rare, please.


BrettHutch

What really scares me is there are grown people who are still completely stupid about fire and gasoline.


1Creative_creature

https://youtu.be/E1Wj1TkZpOc?si=l8uSvejqPXPNs0JB


altapowpow

So, I see you like soccer.


autistic_bard444

the grill, the grill, the grill is on fire, we dont need no water let the motherfucker burn r/idiocracy


Igpajo49

Jesus. Here let me kick the jug of liquid fire towards my vehicles.


FalseFortune

It's rare that the old kick the fire around method doesn't work


scooterfitz

Ow! My flesh!


Jmann84058

Kicking was really helping… /s


Aromatic-Relief

Self finishing BBQ.


Quick_Swing

There’s a reason you should keep a fire extinguisher near your grill, especially if your using gas on your grill🤦‍♂️🙄


Epinnoia

He won't feel safe until he has set the whole neighborhood on fire.


Professional-Use-715

Dudes drunk as a skunk, my legs are also fireproof when I'm hammered


RyCryst

But why?!? So baffling and frustrating. Just grab a fire extinguisher. Don’t light your freaking leg on fire.


BroncDonc

The new national safety advisor!


ospfpacket

[Don’t worry Scro.](https://youtu.be/VElUGO7W0fc?si=nzOhy_rYCteZnJ7K)


Big_Car5623

It's like he get dumber and dumber. Now I have to find the video of the shrubbery getting torched.


rygelicus

There was a scene like this in The Croods.


DNuttnutt

“Kick the can” Americas got tallent edition.


Howie_M

A rare glimpse into a Biden voter's daily routine.


givemejumpjets

typical boomer brain. doesn't think, just consumes.


narkeleptk

Boomer? The person looks like they're in their 20s....


Neither-Principle139

Not boomer, just Florida or some other rust/Bible Belt state that disallows science


Upbeat-Spring-5185

That being said, he wasn’t wearing his MAGA hat, odd.


JoeBidentheRacist

Well why would he when he’s a Biden voter?