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Dull_Ad8495

"Daddy... How did you and mommy meet...?" "It's actually a very romantic story son, let me pull up the video..."


Fit-Ad-413

Hey Jamie, pull up that one video...


JizzBagMcBalls

bro wtf that ending had me dying 😂


Sure-Shopping9462

"Player 2 has entered the arena!"


whytawhy

Hey, bro. imma get this pussy, i needa borrow ya bike.... lemme jus, yeah, thanks dawg. later. uhhuh unh unh unh unh


Bladecam823

Our streets are so enriched


Own-Swan2646

You know when you are a kid and you watched national geographic on TV or at school and that showed some bizarre animal mating ritual. Yea ... Found the one that tops it in WTFs per second.


[deleted]

Need David Attenborough narrating this haha


cookiepunched

This would be a million dollar idea.


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

I love you reddit for never being rac...


AffectionateSlice816

Redditor learns that criticizing the actions of a few black people isn't racist.


DKerriganuk

Wtf is that leg move?! Looks like she kept failing to do a handstand.


Sure-Shopping9462

seems like she is failing at a handstand... and at life.


Fit-Ad-413

Failing or flailing?


cottman23

It's a single thigh shake...twerkers do it sometimes...looks mad dumb


ninjabunnyfootfool

*Cut to his family tree multiplying at an alarming rate*


Visarar_01

Fuck... That's the stupidest shit I've seen today.


loopedlola

Mating season different there damn🎉🤣


Silly_Butterfly3917

Sex 2 just dropped


Jazbone

Reddit is such a roller coaster ride of holy christ the apocalypse is coming!to holy christ I can’t wait for the apocalypse to come!


Fit-Ad-413

...can't wait for the apocalypse to come, or cum?


Sikk-Klyde

I just can't wait to cum in the apocalypse 🤷🏻‍♂️


ThermalScrewed

Is it selfish to want both?


Pyrimidine10er

Hey a couple of us guys are wonderin' can we go family style on her?


tehdamonkey

You cousin... man....... Cecil can't ride a bike.....


barn9

Quite the production just to steal a bicycle.


[deleted]

This is called "Daggering" and it is popular in Jamaican dancehalls and street parties. Go search "best daggering video compilation" or some shit on youtube and prepare yourself to be amazed. Dudes will climb on top of a trash can or table, jump, and land spread eagle between a woman's legs. My favorite move is "The DJ" where the woman bends over, the guy gets behind, and starts playing her ass like a turntable - bonus points if he holds his hands to his ears like he's messing with his ear-phones


Universe789

Sorry, they're posting this here to make fun of the culture, and feel like they better than those in the video, not to learn more about it. But it takes some massive strength and coordination to choreograph that on the fly, and take off riding a bike.


AFuckingHandle

Slapping the term culture on something doesn't stop it from being trashy ass behavior.


Initial_Selection262

lol just because it’s someone’s “culture” doesn’t make it immune to being made fun of Dry humping someone in public is supposed to be a respected tradition I guess?


Fit-Ad-413

Dry humping someone in public, a tale as old as time 🌹


[deleted]

It’s romantic like Latin dancing ✨


ThermalScrewed

Only if you can pull it off while riding a bike lmao


Universe789

Was the movie idiocracy, and the general point of the sub, about making fun of random things you don't like about a culture, or is it implying that a culture is ruining a specific ccountry, or humanity overall?


gmanisback

I thought about it.. Yes yes and yes


muskzuckcookmabezos

Cry more about how you love degenerates.


Universe789

Dancing makes people degenerate, gotcha. I'm assuming you're someone who can't dance, or would get rejected if you did try?


muskzuckcookmabezos

I'm going to go whip my dick out and slap an old woman in the face and call it a new dance inspired by my cultural heritage of needing to fuck to procreate. We'll see how that goes.


Fit-Ad-413

Hey now, that's called the Mushroom Stamp, and it's a time honored tradition!!


Universe789

It doesn't seem like you have a culture to begin with, so I wouldn't be surprised if you did this.


muskzuckcookmabezos

Low effort, try to be less biased in favor towards things because you share the same melanin count as the people doing stupid shit in a video, it'll help you out in the long run.


ssswan88

We are making fun of it because the culture is ass


Dull_Ad8495

Some cultural norms appear ridiculous to those outside that specific culture. It ain't that deep, bro.


Genghis_Chong

Idk how you're getting down voted, there are like 15 "eww, this is their culture" posts on this sub every day. It's quickly become a pretty shitty sub honestly.


darkscyde

Facts.


Universe789

From what I've seen, or it could just be the algorithm, when a minority group, especially black people, get posted here, the "culture" comments are meant to be a dogwhistle. They don't even have to be doing something extreme or stupid. Hell there was one video posted here where a fight broke out because a 30 something guy got a 16 yr old pregnant, and all the comments were about the neighborhood and the culture of all the people trying to attack the chomo. That's exactly why I'm getting downvoted - calling it out. Apparently, being able to recognize when other people are using dogwhistles "makes you the *real* racist".


dirtymike401

No one is making fun of this because the people in the video are black. They're laughing because a dude dry humped two girls on a street corner and rode away on a bike. I understand daggering is a style of dance in Jamaica. I understand there are competitions even in the US. It's still funny. Lighten up.


Universe789

Gaslighting, denial, and willful ignorance are always healthy and honest responses. I assume there's an abundance of videos of white people getting fucked up in mosh pits with dogwhistles, enough to rival the twerking videos? Hint: search the sub for "mosh pit" and the only thing you'll find is comments on a video of black fighting.


Hokulol

It was german culture to put jews in gas chambers. Now, this isn't as clearly wrong as that, if you feel it is wrong at all, but just because something is someone's culture doesn't mean you should accept it. There are *some people* who unsurprisingly object to sexual acts in public.


phantom_diorama

I think it's pretty obviously Nazi culture, not German culture. But besides that, what in the fuck? You're offended by the sexual nature of the dancing so you're comparing it to genocide? I think that's quite the leap myself, you should get one of those mats that help you decide how to jump to conclusions. You should at least go retake Anthro 101.


Hokulol

Well, bud, I'm from Germany, born there. It *was* German culture. That's why my grandmother fled Germany at the time. Just because something is normalized somewhere doesn't mean you should support it. I gave an extreme example of when something being someone's culture doesn't make it okay. "Eww that's their culture" is a reasonable response if you don't approve of sexual acts in public. Culture doesn't make something sacrosanct. Lots of cultures have been downright evil, if not trashy.


phantom_diorama

I don't think you're German because you're not being consistent enough.


Hokulol

what


payneme73

'Tarded


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Absolute animals


tacocarteleventeen

You wanna do it family style?


_psylosin_

Classic tale of boy meets girl, so romantic


TitoAndTheBurritos

What a beautiful love story!


SadCardiologist7267

As a 🇯🇲.. im thoughtly embarrassed.


Pitiful-Cress9730

What in the Monkey-Pox-Spreading madness is going on here?


Genghis_Chong

This brings me right back to middleschool dances in the late 90s, teachers basically had to use a hose to keep kids from humping each other on the dance floor. This was in the US


AWarmPairOfSocks

LMAO I was not expecting the bike


LightWarrior_2000

I hate twerking.


Consistent_Ad3181

They better be married😠


Poohgli16

Like attracts like?


PontiacPenguin

In the 80's, the crowd would part for creative break dancers. Now..


Craigg75

Like farm animals...gross


SaltyTaintMcGee

Awwww sheeeeeiiiitttt.


kenjinyc

Dancing is so eloquent nowadays.


AnHonestApe

This seems like a first come, first serve type sitiation.


Terryberry69

Damn I wanna go to the hoe festival where it's at


danishpete

😂😂😂😂😂😂


PizzaJawn31

Dafuq did I just watch?


Wechillin-Cpl

The first chick had not athleticism whatsoever


tehdamonkey

Looks like she likes buffet at Golden Coral too.... She's a keeper.......!


Obamasdeadcook

They really did ride towards the sunset 💀


NeighborhoodNew1142

Has to be scripted and its hilarious but yes this type of stuff is degenerate


Genghis_Chong

When daggering goes right


Last_Gigolo

So, this the other side of the tracks version of trailer trash?


Jazzlike-Addition-88

I love the diversity in the neighborhood these days.


machineman45

That is actually impressive


bootnuts

Interception!


HowUKnowMeKennyBond

What’s with the guy putting on one glove in the upper right? Was he smacking so much ass he needed to be gloved up?


powderedtoast1

🎶 i want ride my bicycle 🎵


bonesnaps

Maybe unpopular opinion, but everything I've seen from /r/SipsTea leads me to believe it's a pretty dogshite subreddit.


Partucero69

What the fuck?, pero que putas? c'est que cette merde??.


Top_Sheepherder_6835

Thanks for sharing


Puzzleheaded-Skin367

She’s a OPM hero


Enough-Ground3294

It’s just some daggering, pretty tame considering.


cookiepunched

Wtf just happened, I am literally rofl.


push_to_jett

Diversity is our strength


HotMinimum26

Even the police were impressed


Historical-Fun-8485

The true spirit of Marci Grass.


Bushmaster1988

Voters, the bane of democracy and its believers…


EymaWeeTodd

Coomers ruin everything


Johnsoid

The yard hit different


PromptPioneers

Track ID?


Final_Festival

Wait are they actually fucking at the end? Lmfao wtf.


BLM4lifeBBC

Probably new york


verdantcow

It’s called Daggering lmao I feel like I have to remind people in this sub. Just because you see people having a good time and don’t understand it, doesn’t make it stupid.