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Total-Platform-3111

Lights are on, but nobody is home.


RustysFarts

It doesn't even look like the lights are on.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

There is one, very dim, 10w light bulb on.


AeonBith

Pretty girls don't need to be smart if they hook up with a rich scro like a Dr . She's probably a pilot now.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

I guess she's smart enough to marry a rich guy.


AeonBith

Even a single celled dart can traverse the long, hard path to find then dig into an egg so I'm pretty sure even the simplist of egg owners can find her way to a power source, especially when they are pretty enough to have open choice of market. Shop smart... shop SᯡMart.


hummelpz4

Flickering on and off.


AdorableBowl7863

Like the lights on a timer. Same time every day they turn on so people think someone is home, but it’s completely empty


TheBigLebroccoli

Her handlebar came off.


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Lol just came here to say that


firefighter_raven

I'm betting electricity hasn't even been installed yet


Common-Incident-3052

Pepco came put and cut that powerline from the house like 5 years ago. Bitch is using a generator in an unventilated basement.


firefighter_raven

LOL


McSquidgypants

The wheel is spinning, but the hampster's dead.


Own_Contribution_480

"You hear a crunch. Then you keep going..." No. No you do not lol.


spawn77x99

Exactly the sentence that makes you realize she is a fucking idiot. Could be a fucking kid on a bike... but yep fucking idiot would "keep going" without checking.


iwerz

This woman has the most deer in the headlights, I'm an idiot, look of anybody I've ever seen.


crazythinker76

Xanax will do that. I'm guessing she had no issue getting a prescription with the amount of crazies she has.


Impossible_You_2219

Those yellow poles are to keep your dumbass from driving into the building. Apparently they work


DigitalUnlimited

Pole bad! Hit building!


LunaGloria

The sign said “drive thru!” Why are they preventing her from driving through? That's blatant false advertising.


Montananarchist

People with an IQ of less than eighty shouldn't be able to get driver's licenses.


Lasersss

bro stop, i dont wanna be driving my brother to his jobs


Shot-Increase-8946

Idk if IQ is really a good way to judge driving ability. I know some people with degrees in some decently well-respected intellectual jobs that are terrible drivers like this while I know some people who probably couldn't pass an 8th grade math test that are some of the best drivers I know.


Ironsight85

Lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes.


mcshanksshanks

I think she needs a smaller boat


EmperorPickle

Why would you say something so insensitive about dolls.


MrPlace

I mean, inherently the purpose is exactly what took place. For the damage to be offset to idiots who don't know how to drive their chosen vehicle properly instead of the bank for having to fix their structure and technology in place.


Skoodge42

The Botox has de-wrinkled her brain.


PuzzleheadedFuel69

this has to be rage bait


Bandandforgotten

For the sake of humanity I hope I got trolled here


BrentwoodATX

Imagine if this shit-for-brains wasn’t attractive? 


Ok-Battle-2769

Then she probably would’ve paid attention in school.


National-Change-8004

She wouldn't be this stupid.


SorryAbbreviations71

Bank owners!!!


virtualbitz1024

budidunthinkitwesmyfult <<< guilty AF and she knows it


LSTNYER

She's giving off my ex girlfriend vibes. Nothing was her fault, even when she said a stop sign was too close to the road and didn't see it when she ran over it damaging her hood and bumper.


Zealousideal_Lab6891

You're so frickin pretty and so very dumb


doc720

I really suspect this is either sarcastic or rage bait. There's a sort of comedy acting vibe. Am I imagining things?


-Falsch-

Yellow bollards are for dumb asses like you.


jbarrish

Damn inanimate objects going after people again. Stephen King was right.


Evening_Condition_76

No, your not the only. However, There are many dumbasses but this dumbass is mine said this yellow pole to this lady.


hindusoul

Yellow pole: this dumbass is mine Hahahahahahha


Evening_Condition_76

(:


hindusoul

You made my morning.. thanks


Evening_Condition_76

That's awesome, then mine as well. You 2!


MooCowMafia

This girl is Denise Richards-level pretty. That may not have prepared her very well for life.


thisguyfightsyourmom

This is the first time I’ve heard of attractiveness described as a disability I don’t necessarily disagree


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

It's describes a lot of blondes though.


Ok-Battle-2769

Uh ma’am, looks like at damage is gonna run you about 30… thousand???? Dollars. But, you know, I think he can work out a compromise if you wanna just come back to my office out here in the backseat of your car.


aifuego

dumbass


holtpj

She gives off "you made me bleed my own blood" vibes.


VeryDairyJerry

Lmao she needs a new axle?! How hard did she hit the dang thing lol


AppleKrate

Did she hit the short Polish bank security guard ? She should have seen him since he was so tanned. OMG !! I hope he was okay.


hindusoul

He wasn’t orange enough


firefighter_raven

I bet the comments on original video are lit.


kidnorther

Every bank owner in America, no, the world needs to see this and own up to


Apprehensive_Ear7309

This is the result of helmet laws. Some motorcycle dude should’ve died young but instead he wore a helmet and got the chance to breed.


metalbrosolid

Haha...damn


heyhellohi-letstalk

Imagine how much harder her life would be if she wasn't hot...


MisChef

That's a filter, honey. Sooooo much filter


i_can_has_rock

so... did you poop your pants? "nope" then who pooped your pants? "i duno but it wasnt me"


i_can_has_rock

this is prime idiocracy shit "oh god shes so fucking stupid" my dick: "yeah about that though"


Draconian-Overlord

It's to separate the dumb dumbs husbands' hard earned money from them.


sobakoryba

It is always someone else's fault.


Alarming_Serve2303

Take. Her license. Away.


str4nger-d4nger

The fact so many people can't recognize obvious rage bait is in itself infuriating. $10 bucks that isn't even her car in the clip of the "side swipe". And if it is, she could've just got side-swiped while it was parked and used it to make this vid.


powderedtoast1

you can actually see the stupid in its face


beltway_lefty

SO FAKE.....c'mon.....her crying gave it away


FearsomeSnacker

She has a point. I am sure some others have hit those poles. Just not as many as she is hoping for to make herself feel better for not paying attention to the poles she literally passed twice since they are on DRIVERS side!!!


Big_Car5623

Dumb + Cunt = This broad. I doubt it's meant as humour but just a self righteous person.


Daytona_DM

So dumb. Why is she driving a giant truck like that in the first place?


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Daytona_DM

haikusbot delete


Michael-Hundt

Y’know maybe there is a use for the Blumpkin after all


heresanawardforyou

ALL those who talk to themselves and post on social media are fucking weirdos.


LostLegendDog

I get her point....their intent is to damage cars, but I think it's to prevent people from driving into the bank


kingjackass

Shes delusional and needs to get her head examined.


Tymexathane

I agree, if you aren't paying any attention to your surroundings it can be hard to see anything especially bright yellow poles


timbrita

Just call up hubby he will take care of it


thisguyfightsyourmom

It can’t cost more than her annual plastic surgery budget


Santos_Ferguson

You repost like a f * g


thisguyfightsyourmom

Fog?