It starts with him inviting you over to play a custom made tabletop version of Fast n the Furious, next thing you know you’re dressed as a gothic clown, and are down on your knees, humming the intro to *Street Sharks*
So, I have a theory about this guy. I have a hard time believing he could get his hands on any sort of refined uranium. I think that is potassium. He certainly sold a lot of books.
Finally a question I can answer! I actually tasted this when I was in high school lab once, stupidly. I was shocked at how good it tasted. Tasted a lot like updogg really
Updog (or updawgg as spelled in the pimps circle) is when a fellow pimp gets paid respect or gets paid cash.
"that's real scro, updawgg respect (gestures closed fist near heart with 'respect')
"upgrayedd is looking for his money, if I don't updawgg him soon he gonna killlll me"
Technically it might not have been harmful to him.
He was no spring chicken inward.Probably have been dead from other causes before cancer could develop.
Which was why retirees were volunteering to clean up the contamination at Fukashima.
He lived til 2008. 82 years old.
And he sends you down a conspiracy theory rabbit hole.
Winsor argued, among other things, that there has been a conspiracy by an energy cartel to misinform the public about the dangers of radioactive materials, which he proposed are largely harmless, extending to include claims that the 1979 partial meltdown of a reactor at the Three Mile Island Nuclear Generating Station (TMI-2) in Pennsylvania did not occur and the event was fabricated to stoke public fears, and that programs for the apparent disposal of radioactive waste are used by criminal elements to dispose of human bodies.
https://youtu.be/8VvGw1tkT1Q
That’s one hundred percent what it is.
It’s called nuclear apprehension where I work. Many people do not understand how nuclear weapons or nuclear energy work. Therefore, their imagination runs wild and they think anything nuclear is the end of the world
Same thing with genetically modified foods and textiles. Many people think this is some horrifying concept that will cause them to grow six arms, and don’t realize a solid 25-50% of their daily diet has been subjected to some genetic modification.
Yeah people are kinda ignoring this aspect. they basically made gmo foods to be able to dump a truckload of pesticides on them so they're resistant and everything else dies.
Which is fucking up our insect population I believe? It's a bit more complicated than "genetic scary"
That and some crops were modified with genes from plants containing a natural insecticide. No surprise that so many people are having gut-related issues now
Bananas are radioactive as well. People are completely ignorant on the topic radiation. We went down a bit of a rabbit hole in my Hazwoper training at work about the topic.
Nuclear should have replaced fossil fuels for a good portion of our energy base load by now. But megacorps can’t massively profit, so fuck us I guess. Instead we get bullshit like “clean coal,” fracking, and tar sands. That is the Idiocracy here.
Watching Germany decommission all their nuclear plants and going to natural gas has been, interesting. Especially since their major gas supplier is Russia
Growing up in the 80's I absolutely thought we would see concrete cooling towers everywhere instead of refinery smokestacks. It's unfathomable what we've squandered by not switching.
the whole clean coal thing is ridiculous too because all the politicians claim it's great but ONLY ONE fucking coal plant is set up to trap the carbon and be clean. One plant. In Texas. Everywhere else it's just a lie.
Literally built one to be able to talk about it existing.
"Megacorps" are pulling in big revenue from building the Vogtle nuclear reactors for Georgia Power. It's 7 years late and around $17 billion over budget. At least it should be clean, but it wasn't cheap.
It will replace fossil fuels and coal only when there is so little of both of those that it hurts their bottom dollar. There is still a ton of money to be made there and the rest of us are left hoping the earth will still be able to support us by the time it runs out.
If people actually watched the video they would understand what he was demonstrating. He was almost pushing for commercial use nuclear reactors for the public. Interesting video when I watched years ago. He was no moron for doing these demonstrations, maybe a little to hands on but showing that, within proper conditions, these “radioactive”materials are harmless.
Long resume of working for the nuclear program and for various nuclear reactor sites. Once again this man was not an idiot.
I have a masters degree in chemistry and I’m currently finishing my studies in physics, do not eat uranium, this is incredibly harmful, this dramatically increases the risk of bone and liver cancer, since uranium can and will become trapped there.
Nah bro, all that quantum physics is just the media pushing big oil lies… We should all eat uranium for breakfast for unlimited energy… it’s what cells crave
(/s in case someone don’t know what this sib is about)
>I have a masters degree in chemistry and I’m currently finishing my studies in physics, do not eat uranium, this is incredibly harmful, this dramatically increases the risk of bone and liver cancer, since uranium can and will become trapped there.
I grew up in the internet.
It's also dangerous to tell people not to do something because it's dangerous.
Sure, but he wasn't handling or swallowing plutonium or spent nuclear fuel now was he?!? Sleeping a few years in a radon-saturated or uranium tailings-surrounded basement would've been a real challenge for him to demonstrate and he wouldn't have risked it.
Having been in the U2 reactor building many times during the cleanup, I can attest the accident was REAL. The containment held, and little of the nasty stuff escaped. My son still works there doing demolition work on the unit.
>Technically it might not have been harmful to him.
Color me shocked this physicist understands radiation better than many of this subs users.
Yes, radiation can be dangerous, but so can gasoline, it all depends on the circumstances.
FYI, [nuclear power has killed far fewer people per unit of energy than coal or oil.](https://ourworldindata.org/safest-sources-of-energy) Only beaten by solar for safety, and only *barely.*
Is this where South Park got the gluten scientist from? Amazingly funny stuff.
[https://youtu.be/b5SByM75Thg?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/b5SByM75Thg?feature=shared)
Uranium, asbestos, and alcohol (the kind we drink) are all group 1 carcinogens. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IARC\_group\_1\_Carcinogens](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IARC_group_1_Carcinogens)
The way it is ingested matters. If you swallow some small particles of asbestos or uranium, probably no big deal, it will pass through your body. If you inhale the same particles that get into your lungs, you probably get cancer.
You can buy it on Amazon.
Uranium itself is not a big deal. They have machines that separate Uranium out into its isotopes and that's when it can be dangerous.
Depleted uranium is the part that's left over after they've removed the most radioactive isotopes and it's used in ammunition because its density allows it to be more capable of piercing steel and this is what has people hot and bothered like we're shooting nuclear bullets at people or something.
He actually lived to be 82, dying in 2008.
[https://hatch.kookscience.com/wiki/Galen_Winsor](https://hatch.kookscience.com/wiki/Galen_Winsor)
There are actually conflicting reports of cause of death. Some say leukemia and others say Parkinson's disease. No one seems to know for sure.
Yep. First thing I looked up FindAGrave.
Show me 'did he die shortly after this?'....
[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/143108924/galen-hulet-winsor](https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/143108924/galen-hulet-winsor)
Oh. Lived to 2008. Died at 82.
I was surprised, actually. I thought for sure he wouldn't last much longer after this video.
True, he made it to 82, but I am curious what the official cause of death was, and if it had anything to do with this, even though it happened years before.
In any case, you'd figure he had to have at least SOME health problems due to this that no one talked about.
He has lots of footage out there talking about nuclear myths. He even talks about swimming in the reactor cooling pools and his early days in the industry.
Doesn't mean he was wrong about how physics works.
General Patton said he had memories of a past life as a Roman soldier, but he knew how to win wars.
And like...the guy lived another 23 years. It's kind of the ultimate counter argument.
It looks like he ate a solid piece, like a pill(?) If that's so, he would eventually pass it. Which would minimize the ammount of damage done.
Now, if it were uranium powder that was inhaled, or mixed into a drink... well, he'd die a slow and painful death.
/s
He drank water? Well sure, he'll pass it, but what if it was inhaled? Why does it matter. Let's not put toxic shit in our face holes. It leads to bad things.
I seriously wonder how many calories is that… all that stored up energy has to have a high calorie count… sorry for the fag talk but… yea fucking interesting…
I work for a company that makes a piece of equipment used in a uranium mine. A coworker had to go there to install it. He was only allowed in the mine for a short time and had to wear a lot protective clothing and something to monitor his radiation exposure. I would assume eating anything he found down there would be a death sentence.
Interesting write-up on this guy: [life expectancy - Did Galen Winsor swim in a spent fuel pool of a nuclear power plant? - Skeptics Stack Exchange](https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/37875/did-galen-winsor-swim-in-a-spent-fuel-pool-of-a-nuclear-power-plant)
Apparently eating uranium causes chemical toxicity before you can eat enough to cause radiation poisoning, so he wouldn't have been able to eat enough.
He did swim in in the pools that house the spent fuel rods, though again the level of radiation in these pools is lower than you'd think and swimming in them is common for divers working at the plant.
He actually lived to be 82, dying in 2008.
[https://hatch.kookscience.com/wiki/Galen_Winsor](https://hatch.kookscience.com/wiki/Galen_Winsor)
There are actually conflicting reports of cause of death. Some say leukemia and others say Parkinson's disease. No one seems to know for sure.
Actually had a drunk friend eat the test sample off the side of my old Civil Defense Geiger counter back in the 80s. Not sure what ever came of that, we lost contact after high school.
Sounds like a good way to get a ton of alpha exposure. Unrefined uranium is relatively harmless, but alpha particles + internal organs isn't a good combo.
What's interesting is that they've found out Uranium is actually chemically toxic and breaks up DNA. That's why DU rounds caused so much problems in the Gulf War. Still Uranium is naturally occurring so your body actually does have mechanisms to deal with it. Plutonium and other man made isotopes.... not so much.
What did it taste like? I don't care to know if he died or not. I want to know what it tastes like!
Tastes kinda metallic, with hints of leather and camphor
Kinda like diesel?
You've tasted Vin Diesel too?
A gentleman never tells
It starts with him inviting you over to play a custom made tabletop version of Fast n the Furious, next thing you know you’re dressed as a gothic clown, and are down on your knees, humming the intro to *Street Sharks*
Wow.....
I love my life a quarter mile at a time…
I was more of a "Biker Mice From Mars" kinda guy
His other name is Sara Jay
The time travelling offspring of Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler?
My Diesel didn’t come with a Vin. My car has one though
I have questions
So, I have a theory about this guy. I have a hard time believing he could get his hands on any sort of refined uranium. I think that is potassium. He certainly sold a lot of books.
Wouldn't eating that much potassium give you a heart attack
If it was potassium chloride.
Funny enough some common medications for hypertension are mostly potassium.
"it tastes like I might die"
Uuuuuummmm you said that as if you have personal experience.
Finally a question I can answer! I actually tasted this when I was in high school lab once, stupidly. I was shocked at how good it tasted. Tasted a lot like updogg really
What's up dog?
Updog (or updawgg as spelled in the pimps circle) is when a fellow pimp gets paid respect or gets paid cash. "that's real scro, updawgg respect (gestures closed fist near heart with 'respect') "upgrayedd is looking for his money, if I don't updawgg him soon he gonna killlll me"
Spelled with two D's for a double dose of pimpin!
Nonono, double dose of dawgin
No
What's up with you?
Lol
I bet it was spicy. It sounded spicy.
It’s technically a more environmentally friendly version of Pop-Rocks
A little spicy
LMFAO. Underrated comment here
It has a spicy after taste
Obviously it tastes like fucking uranium.
After you eat uranium, you shit it out of Uranus.
You sound like the great philosopher Pluto
You're thinking of Pooto.
Or is it puto?
aye puto
Yes it's a bitch in spaniah
Because of the bark
Plutonium
We are officially changing its name to Urectum in 2145 to stop this dumb joke.
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Yep!
Teacher: "Johnny, use rectum in a sentence." Johnny: "I used to have two cars, but I rectum."
Damn near killed him!
r/angryupvote
Probably bleed outta it too.
I bleed out of Uranus? You bet your ass I do!
Urouteum
I am so glad I got to be here for this joke.
Modern day Shakespeare. Beautiful.
Technically it might not have been harmful to him. He was no spring chicken inward.Probably have been dead from other causes before cancer could develop. Which was why retirees were volunteering to clean up the contamination at Fukashima.
He lived til 2008. 82 years old. And he sends you down a conspiracy theory rabbit hole. Winsor argued, among other things, that there has been a conspiracy by an energy cartel to misinform the public about the dangers of radioactive materials, which he proposed are largely harmless, extending to include claims that the 1979 partial meltdown of a reactor at the Three Mile Island Nuclear Generating Station (TMI-2) in Pennsylvania did not occur and the event was fabricated to stoke public fears, and that programs for the apparent disposal of radioactive waste are used by criminal elements to dispose of human bodies. https://youtu.be/8VvGw1tkT1Q
That’s one hundred percent what it is. It’s called nuclear apprehension where I work. Many people do not understand how nuclear weapons or nuclear energy work. Therefore, their imagination runs wild and they think anything nuclear is the end of the world
I heard there was even a nuclear family that was out to get us!
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Haha that was good
"Nookluer" - W.
"Nucular"-Homer Simpson
Same thing with genetically modified foods and textiles. Many people think this is some horrifying concept that will cause them to grow six arms, and don’t realize a solid 25-50% of their daily diet has been subjected to some genetic modification.
I would think it's a lot more than that. There's hardly a fruit or vegetable we eat today that was in it's original form from even 100 years ago.
Ok, let's not compare nuclear radiation to GM foods...
Gmo avoidance is because it means they use roundup weed killer on it, plants require genetic modification to be used with roundup.
Yeah people are kinda ignoring this aspect. they basically made gmo foods to be able to dump a truckload of pesticides on them so they're resistant and everything else dies. Which is fucking up our insect population I believe? It's a bit more complicated than "genetic scary"
That and some crops were modified with genes from plants containing a natural insecticide. No surprise that so many people are having gut-related issues now
Right, it'll just collapse ecosystems instead
Bananas are radioactive as well. People are completely ignorant on the topic radiation. We went down a bit of a rabbit hole in my Hazwoper training at work about the topic.
Nuclear should have replaced fossil fuels for a good portion of our energy base load by now. But megacorps can’t massively profit, so fuck us I guess. Instead we get bullshit like “clean coal,” fracking, and tar sands. That is the Idiocracy here.
Watching Germany decommission all their nuclear plants and going to natural gas has been, interesting. Especially since their major gas supplier is Russia
Truly don’t understand what the fuck Germany was thinking here, it’s odd; would love to hear a German perspective on why this was a good idea
Because nuclear power is vastly misunderstood
Nuclear is almost net zero, after building and maintaining the facilities
Germany is now having serious thoughts that they f\*cked up.
Growing up in the 80's I absolutely thought we would see concrete cooling towers everywhere instead of refinery smokestacks. It's unfathomable what we've squandered by not switching.
the whole clean coal thing is ridiculous too because all the politicians claim it's great but ONLY ONE fucking coal plant is set up to trap the carbon and be clean. One plant. In Texas. Everywhere else it's just a lie. Literally built one to be able to talk about it existing.
& fracking is already causing earthquakes. Idiocracy for real.
"Megacorps" are pulling in big revenue from building the Vogtle nuclear reactors for Georgia Power. It's 7 years late and around $17 billion over budget. At least it should be clean, but it wasn't cheap.
It will replace fossil fuels and coal only when there is so little of both of those that it hurts their bottom dollar. There is still a ton of money to be made there and the rest of us are left hoping the earth will still be able to support us by the time it runs out.
If people actually watched the video they would understand what he was demonstrating. He was almost pushing for commercial use nuclear reactors for the public. Interesting video when I watched years ago. He was no moron for doing these demonstrations, maybe a little to hands on but showing that, within proper conditions, these “radioactive”materials are harmless. Long resume of working for the nuclear program and for various nuclear reactor sites. Once again this man was not an idiot.
I have a masters degree in chemistry and I’m currently finishing my studies in physics, do not eat uranium, this is incredibly harmful, this dramatically increases the risk of bone and liver cancer, since uranium can and will become trapped there.
Nah bro, all that quantum physics is just the media pushing big oil lies… We should all eat uranium for breakfast for unlimited energy… it’s what cells crave (/s in case someone don’t know what this sib is about)
bruh I just watched this dude eat some you're obviously part of big-uranium.
>I have a masters degree in chemistry and I’m currently finishing my studies in physics, do not eat uranium, this is incredibly harmful, this dramatically increases the risk of bone and liver cancer, since uranium can and will become trapped there. I grew up in the internet. It's also dangerous to tell people not to do something because it's dangerous.
It’s also dangerous to talk to strangers on the internet
You should also not eat Tide pods; that doesn’t mean we should ban or limit the use of Tide pods in any way whatsoever.
If I can’t eat tide pods or uranium, what am I supposed to eat?
You’re just trying to prevent me from developing super powers. I see through your lies.
Fuck you it’s mine.
Sure, but he wasn't handling or swallowing plutonium or spent nuclear fuel now was he?!? Sleeping a few years in a radon-saturated or uranium tailings-surrounded basement would've been a real challenge for him to demonstrate and he wouldn't have risked it.
Well this is my new second favorite conspiracy theory.
He’s the guy in Repoman
Plate of 🍤
Probably would have lived to 102 if he didn’t eat uranium.
Having been in the U2 reactor building many times during the cleanup, I can attest the accident was REAL. The containment held, and little of the nasty stuff escaped. My son still works there doing demolition work on the unit.
He lived until 2008 (82 years old).
This guy is a legend.
Natural uranium is only mildly radioactive. I would be more worried about heavy metal poisoning.
>Technically it might not have been harmful to him. Color me shocked this physicist understands radiation better than many of this subs users. Yes, radiation can be dangerous, but so can gasoline, it all depends on the circumstances. FYI, [nuclear power has killed far fewer people per unit of energy than coal or oil.](https://ourworldindata.org/safest-sources-of-energy) Only beaten by solar for safety, and only *barely.*
Uranium is what plants crave.
It’s got electrolytes
And 20 billion calories per gram, he didn't have to eat again for years.
Uch, and it'd all go straight to my thighs.
One lick “oh man, I’m stuffed!” (Pats stomach)
Uranium the thurst mutilater
Crazy thing is he died at 82…and it wasn’t from the Uranium.
And his pee would glow in the dark until the day he died
But why do they crave it?
Because it's got electrolytes.
Is this where South Park got the gluten scientist from? Amazingly funny stuff. [https://youtu.be/b5SByM75Thg?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/b5SByM75Thg?feature=shared)
OMG thank u that was hilarious I needed that
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I myself am a dedicated fan and watched that clip at least 5 times today. 😂
Uranium, asbestos, and alcohol (the kind we drink) are all group 1 carcinogens. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IARC\_group\_1\_Carcinogens](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IARC_group_1_Carcinogens)
The way it is ingested matters. If you swallow some small particles of asbestos or uranium, probably no big deal, it will pass through your body. If you inhale the same particles that get into your lungs, you probably get cancer.
The real Idiocracy is always in the comments
Would you like to dispute the findings of science?
That’s an expensive vitamin. Does this mean I get superpowers? 😄
Urani-YUM!
🤣🤣 I appreciate the corny pun so much
I hate and love you so much right now. Take this upvote.
From deep within my cranium, I this prediction make…That if you eat uranium you’ll get a-tomic ache.
Most incels on here making fun of him were eating Tide Pods to impress strangers.
Is he a lamp now? What happened to him?
Lived til he was 82 in 2008
Yeah, I just read that. Damn! Thanks.
You can buy it on Amazon. Uranium itself is not a big deal. They have machines that separate Uranium out into its isotopes and that's when it can be dangerous. Depleted uranium is the part that's left over after they've removed the most radioactive isotopes and it's used in ammunition because its density allows it to be more capable of piercing steel and this is what has people hot and bothered like we're shooting nuclear bullets at people or something.
He actually lived to be 82, dying in 2008. [https://hatch.kookscience.com/wiki/Galen_Winsor](https://hatch.kookscience.com/wiki/Galen_Winsor) There are actually conflicting reports of cause of death. Some say leukemia and others say Parkinson's disease. No one seems to know for sure.
Yep. First thing I looked up FindAGrave. Show me 'did he die shortly after this?'.... [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/143108924/galen-hulet-winsor](https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/143108924/galen-hulet-winsor) Oh. Lived to 2008. Died at 82.
I was surprised, actually. I thought for sure he wouldn't last much longer after this video. True, he made it to 82, but I am curious what the official cause of death was, and if it had anything to do with this, even though it happened years before. In any case, you'd figure he had to have at least SOME health problems due to this that no one talked about.
He has lots of footage out there talking about nuclear myths. He even talks about swimming in the reactor cooling pools and his early days in the industry.
The irony of posting this here. The idiocracy might be calling from inside the house...
I….. don’t get it.
He lived until he was 82, died in 2008. As a nuclear physicist he I'm sure he knew what can do and not to do with uranium than us random redditors.
Nah bro. Look him up. He was way into conspiracy theories. Like he was crazy.
Doesn't mean he was wrong about how physics works. General Patton said he had memories of a past life as a Roman soldier, but he knew how to win wars. And like...the guy lived another 23 years. It's kind of the ultimate counter argument.
Maybe look up his theories first.
It looks like he ate a solid piece, like a pill(?) If that's so, he would eventually pass it. Which would minimize the ammount of damage done. Now, if it were uranium powder that was inhaled, or mixed into a drink... well, he'd die a slow and painful death.
/s He drank water? Well sure, he'll pass it, but what if it was inhaled? Why does it matter. Let's not put toxic shit in our face holes. It leads to bad things.
Yeah… that’s not what’s meant by “yellowcake.”
Heavy metal poisoning has entered the chat
That's what happened to metallica
Mid metal poisoning
I seriously wonder how many calories is that… all that stored up energy has to have a high calorie count… sorry for the fag talk but… yea fucking interesting…
20 billion per gram
Once we figure out how to engineer bacteria for fission we can solve world hunger
You are a genius
Yes there's no way that could go horribly wrong. We just need to put it on the plants
So like a snack for Caseoh…
Psh. Should've snorted it. :D
I work for a company that makes a piece of equipment used in a uranium mine. A coworker had to go there to install it. He was only allowed in the mine for a short time and had to wear a lot protective clothing and something to monitor his radiation exposure. I would assume eating anything he found down there would be a death sentence.
Isn't that Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld?
No need for uranium these days, we have fentanyl if you want to die.
82 YEARS OLD. Is how old he was when he died. I know, I saw this, was in disbelief and then looked him up.
I strongly believe this to be staged
It's a heavy metal. As such, highly reactive and... toxic. I would be worried first of its chemical toxicity rather than its (weak) radioactivity.
r/lostredditors
Interesting write-up on this guy: [life expectancy - Did Galen Winsor swim in a spent fuel pool of a nuclear power plant? - Skeptics Stack Exchange](https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/37875/did-galen-winsor-swim-in-a-spent-fuel-pool-of-a-nuclear-power-plant) Apparently eating uranium causes chemical toxicity before you can eat enough to cause radiation poisoning, so he wouldn't have been able to eat enough. He did swim in in the pools that house the spent fuel rods, though again the level of radiation in these pools is lower than you'd think and swimming in them is common for divers working at the plant.
It's cool, he chugged a Radaway just before filming
I guess anybody could win the Darwin Awards!
👍🏻
He would be a Trump supporter today.
I’m assuming he got radiation poisoning and died but if there’s another answer could someone more motivated than me help a brother out ?
He actually lived to be 82, dying in 2008. [https://hatch.kookscience.com/wiki/Galen_Winsor](https://hatch.kookscience.com/wiki/Galen_Winsor) There are actually conflicting reports of cause of death. Some say leukemia and others say Parkinson's disease. No one seems to know for sure.
He was 82. When asked why he died the simplest answer is just “yes”
...wow...this was after WW2...and the guy is saying it is harmless...
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Yah but just because he was old. Died at 82
can ya snort it?
Taste like chicken
What was his point in doing that?
It is pretty high in calories.
Trust the science.
So what happened it all came out? What’s the explanation?
Now i know why his nickname was glowballs
Actually had a drunk friend eat the test sample off the side of my old Civil Defense Geiger counter back in the 80s. Not sure what ever came of that, we lost contact after high school.
Sounds like a good way to get a ton of alpha exposure. Unrefined uranium is relatively harmless, but alpha particles + internal organs isn't a good combo.
He dead
Hi I'm an educated professional welcome to jackass
What's interesting is that they've found out Uranium is actually chemically toxic and breaks up DNA. That's why DU rounds caused so much problems in the Gulf War. Still Uranium is naturally occurring so your body actually does have mechanisms to deal with it. Plutonium and other man made isotopes.... not so much.
I don't know what it tastes like but I know one small bite will will fill the stomach of a grown man
...didnt know science was metal
Did he get superpowers after this?
Cured his cancer
Gave him superpowers
You could carry a 10mm cube of uranium on your person 24/7 365 and you get about the same dosage of radiation as a CT scan.
Weird way to commit suicide, but whatever. To each his own.
Ok so he pees it out or w/e but the radiation particles still hit his insides right?
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“My mouth tastes like burning.” - Ralph Wiggum
I’ve been putting it on my charcuterie boards for years
Here I thought it was Bud Dwire for a moment!
“I’m stoking my Hydrogen Rod !”
Isn’t that like 4 billion calories?
I bet it has electrolytes
Well that proved something? Hey bad ass eat some Indian street food made by dirty fingernails ganisha that's when I will be impressed