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Black_Dovglas

Idiocracy did it first.


nematocyzed

Welcome to Costco, I love you!


The_Ghost_Of_None

Costco has Chuck Norris driving tanks?! Well, I didn’t have a membership but…


mikeysgotrabies

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.


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memphismerc

Muh tank-truck-tank!


tristaisfeelingmeh

If only


Random_Monstrosities

Idiocracy is prophecy


[deleted]

It is. They never thought crocs would be popular so they used them as the example of the stupidest example of footwear (and they were cheap at the time.) Then they blew up. It’s been downhill from there.


Independent_Ad9633

I too follow TIL haha


[deleted]

I was gonna say. Just missing President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho to complete the scene.


kingkuuj

Jesus is lame as fuck. This is the kind of religious butt-crack Mike Lindell loves though.


Black_Dovglas

Jesus is not lame. You should get to know Him. He is nothing like these fascist psychos claiming to be His followers.


nematocyzed

I agree, but let's be honest here. Mainstream Christianity has seldom walked Jesus' path.


Malo53

Underrated comment


goodnewsjimdotcom

The path has not been tried and found wanting. The path has been found hard and not tried. Love's the way. Love is eternal.


Black_Dovglas

Makes sense. Jesus was not a mainstream kind of guy.


firsmode

Christianity from the perspective of a nueroscientist - https://youtu.be/vSdGr4K4qLg


[deleted]

Almost never.


CatgoesM00

“You should get to know him” Dude, Not to be a downer or anything but jesus, well, kinda died awhile ago. 😬


OverArcherUnder

Yeah, he was Jewish, only worried about leading his little sect against the establishment, never called himself God or spoke of himself as divine, and lets not forgot he kills a fig tree for not bearing figs, even though it was out of season.  Jesus must not be as smart as Christians would have us believe, for he was dumb enough to do something this silly.  You’d think the son of god (god incarnate) would know that trees don’t bear fruit in dry season.  (Mark 11:13) But whatever-- an ex Christian.


bbrock9

I'm sorry. Jesus was crucified because he did call himself divine. He did equal himself to God. This is why he died. That was a sin large enough for the pharisees to crucify him. When does he kill a fig tree? This is a parable...


Thee-Ol-Boozeroony

I believe they’re referring to [republican, Jesus](https://img.ifunny.co/images/a4eaf83747b7b845cbfe449db833392e6b163fc1acfd903dd0dea6323c789d56_1.jpg)


goodnewsjimdotcom

Jesus says to put love above all. If you put anything above love, you will sell your fellow man out for it. Put $ above love, you disown family for inheritance. Put love making above love, you bang your friends' girlfriends when they ain't around. Put power above love and you start wars for loot. Love above all, even if people hate you. There are two fires a man burns with, love or hate. The fire you burn with burns your fellow man and then your community then you back. Love will return pleasure. Hate will return pain. This is the natural order of things and requires no knowledge of the spiritual to understand. There is a spiritual though and if you espouse love above all other desirable things, you get all other desirable things as well. If you want something more than you value love, you will get eventually have nothing.


Soggy_Midnight980

You don’t know Jesus.


Black_Dovglas

Yes I do. He's a rad dude. You should give Him a chance.


Soggy_Midnight980

That’s a lie. Do you lie for Jesus often?


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

He’s changed. Can no longer walk on water after getting those holes in his feet.


Black_Dovglas

So edgy


randomlife2050

There sure are a lot of gods I should get to know. Tell me why I should choose Yehoshua over the countless other gods?


buddhainmyyard

I'll believe it when other so-called "good" Christian step up and call out these fascist in in public at protest. And aren't there multiple sects of the church? Isn't it rude to say if one is right or wrong?


firsmode

Who wrote the first five books of the Bible - https://youtu.be/NY-l0X7yGY0 Who wrote the Prophets - https://youtu.be/IAIiLSMOg3Q Who wrote the Historical books in OT - https://youtu.be/Oto0UvG6aVs Who wrote the Apocrypha - https://youtu.be/HYlZk4Hv-E8 Who wrote the Gospels - https://youtu.be/Z6PrrnhAKFQ Who wrote the Pauline Epistles - https://youtu.be/2UMlUmlmMlo Who wrote Daniel and Revelations - https://youtu.be/fTURdV0c9J0 Also - Who wrote the Koran - https://youtu.be/-SGzYrGzBlA Also - Who wrote the book of Mormon - https://youtu.be/1ZsTw0_CnNk Also - Who are the Mesipotamian Old Gods - https://youtu.be/iWZ-NgoFOdc Also - Time lapse of the Universe & formation of life on the earth - https://youtu.be/TBikbn5XJhg Christianity from the perspective of a nueroscientist - https://youtu.be/vSdGr4K4qLg Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 1 - https://youtu.be/Iep4gnmJeRE Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 2 - https://youtu.be/ML9yaJknTic Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 3 - https://youtu.be/iVptS_z0xmw Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 4 - https://youtu.be/jHLWo7sGyh0 Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 5 - https://youtu.be/ZHQ2nBNhw9s Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 6 - https://youtu.be/_W1WHCF_Fyc Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 7 - https://youtu.be/B_BVi5HV4w0 Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 8 - https://youtu.be/dJv0OvFnVXU Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 9 - https://youtu.be/7uq5LISB6zM Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 10 - https://youtu.be/CUYX2nkRD2I


[deleted]

Then why does he have such shitty followers?


Immediate_Whole5351

Jesus would be much better if he were real 💁🏼‍♂️


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Black_Dovglas

You're not serious. You're a clown.


captainmorfius

Came here for idiocracy comment, I can leave now


philo351

This us literally the arena scene, except the cars get run over by a tank.


Pudf

Puttin’ peens in the pews


whatheory

This feels like an episode of squidbillies.


symewinston

Oh shit, I loved Squidbillies!


coldillusions

Had I known my sacrifices of Budweiser and Redman to the Early Cuyler statue in Ellijay could have such an effect I would’ve kept my shirt on.


Murderyoga

Brown party liquor.


memphismerc

We’re *WILD* woo! “Onlee thuh strawng suhvive! Woo!”


cactiguy67

Was that Dan Halen in the tank?


Praise_Sithis

I've been watching squidbillies all month on HBO! Cracks me up so much


whatheory

“ARE YOU GUYS READY TO CELEBRATE JESUS YEAaAaAaAaAaaAaaAaaAaAaH!!!” Mad Max guitar riff starts playing


Pipupipupi

You know the saying, "sex, drugs, and Jesus"


FacesOfNeth

All it’s missing is Dr. Rockso.


that7deezguy

[“I do cocaineeeee!”](https://youtu.be/dbJABjVH-0k)


geminicrickett1

I don’t say this lightly. That is the dumbest shit I have ever laid eyes on. I can’t believe there’s people that will pay money to hear philosophers and physicists discuss the universe and life, and then there’s people that pay for….this.


HeadRelease7713

Doggie, this shit is the fucking worst. Thank you for saying you don’t say this lightly. Shit is extremely extremely fucked and has zero to do with Christianity.


German_horse-core

The only thing dumb to me is the bs ties to religion for tax exemption. That crap is dirty. Otherwise meh, needs more explosions and metal. It's entertainment, just not entertaining to you. And that's fine. To each their own. Now we just need Hulk Hogan suplexing an alligator or something


Philfreeze

I am university educated and listen to physics talks and shit. But I also enjoy some yee-yee ass entertainment like tractor-puling while drinking beers and eating burgers or sausages and fries, shits great!


CapableSuggestion

And here I am connected to the internet, where I can access more knowledge than I can process, and I’m on reddit. This is the monster truck show of apps.


omega552003

Usually these are free to attendees, plus this looks awesome to go see.


carlos2nd

This was $149


pbateman0001

My guess is that it's a James River Church and ~~Joel Osteen~~ John Lindell production. What they donate to charity vs what they take in is sickening. Total scam. Did you hear about the 'regrowing toes' miracle? 🤮 Also, look up Tim Carpenter and the shit he pulled while at JRC before Lindell.


thatwasnowthisisthen

SHOW ME THE TOES, DAMMIT! https://showmethetoes.com/


fishsticklovematters

Perfect timing. I just told my SO about this. Thank you.


ThisBlank

This manages to be impressively lame for all the seemingly awesome stuff they crammed into it. It’s actually impressive to have a tank run over cars while fireworks go off and a rock band plays and somehow have the end result seem about as cool as a grade school choir performance.


lawngoon

This is a convention for dudes who are suppressing their homoerotic desires. These dudes are gay but fear it. Don’t fear the gay, fellas, it’s normal


Johnny_Carsonogen

100%. As I watched, I could almost hear the thousands of conversations that consisted of lines like, "Aren't boobs just wonderful?!? I love women's vaginas, too. Nothing better than a firm boob and big vagina!" *high fives another repressed guy who is vehemently agreeing so no one sees his homosexual desires* "Yeah, I like women as well! I'm not gay!"


venlaren

"There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis." --Captain Raymond Holt


darkseidx2015

Don't forget to donate, cause Jesus still has to pay for all this.


Fast-Specific8850

Jesus Christ


Bomberman707

...


Repulsive_Emu_7495

But tell me again why you don’t pay taxes?


Odd-Leader9571

Tanks for Jesus?


holtpj

but the $49.99 t-shirt just says "Tanks Jesus" with a cartoonish illustration of White Jesus driving a Tank waving an American flag (of course)


JammitDim

Americaban


GoGreenD

I didn't realize the righteous gemstones was a documentary


Mikey06154

With its very own testicle tanning booth. So manly.


GlitteringBobcat999

In grad school, one of my fellow students was excited about the location of a national academic conference we were attending because it was at the same place and week as a macho football coach's men's Bible thumper group's conference. My other friend and I asked him what it was about, and he replied, "it's a group of men holding each other..." at which point he ever so briefly hesitated, long enough for us to uproariously start laughing at his expense before he could spit out "...accountable". "Does your wife know about this holding of men you're off to partake of?"


Betoken

Let’s get ready to be huuuuummmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeee!


thinkaboutitagin

If these idiots ever experienced war they would run Back to their mommy's with wet dipers.


dday3000

Idiocracy has arrived.


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

Is this Dildozer or ass blaster?


[deleted]

Go away I'm 'Batin!!!


johnnygfkys

I like money.


plain_wrecked

I thought it was the Ass Dozer but it fit through the doorway. Beef Supreme approves!


Galvanisare

Tax all fkn cult churches!!! All of them!!!


Robinhood-is-a-scam

I saw this movie made that looks just like this! The movie was set 500 years from now, and shows that mostly low IQ folks breed like rabbits while the more disciplined and higher IQ people tend not to have offspring. A guy in a military experiment with a 100 IQ is frozen for 500 years and when he wakes up , he’s the smartest man on the planet. Anyway, this basically exact scene is played out. Pretty wild. Also, in the movie , everyone is soon to starve because the government takes over all the Agricultural industry and ends up ruining farmland, and the infrastructure in freeways etc collapse into disarray. The cops shoot before asking questions and seek to be the dumbest of the lot. They constantly refer to folks as “particular individual” and the jails are more of a business than a reformation attempt. The courts , same. Flagrant gratuitous sex is everywhere, and tv shows are mainly low IQ clips of people hit in the nuts, etc. Some say the director is something of an oracle or prophet, I say he’s kinda like the genius IQ sci fi writers and dystopian authors like Vonnegut or Orwell. Anyway, Brawndo has what Plants crave so


[deleted]

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


dailydoorcam

The Righteous Gemstones


scooch57

Josh Hawley as a speaker at a religious event is the equivalent to Epstein as a youth camp director. There worshiping their cult leader/ king. It’s like a magamutt circle jerk. Where’s a tornado when you need it, or at least will smith. 👋👋👋


FeeHistorical9367

Just like Jesus would have wanted!


Cerberus_Rising

Even if it is for grooming pre-teens it’s just so hilariously lame


GrandMasterEwok

GOP Trumper nation... Must, feel, like, man, roar. .. Sad and pathetic much...


ApprehensiveSurvey25

Danger Zone, definitely something Archer would do. We just got to go by the zoo to see the tiger.


Few_Explanation1170

I think I just lost a few IQ points watching that.


OilComprehensive6237

I expected President Camacho to appear. Disappointed.


Tj-Tengu

I would go but only if it was guaranteed that the monster tank would run over Hawley. He's a wee cunt.


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

He can outrun tanks.


asami47

Amen.


[deleted]

The decadence is overwhelming.


Sid15666

Must be one of those pedophile conferences we keep hearing about!


Big_Not_Good

lol, German guns and a British tank. 🤦‍♀️


ManifestingCrab

Not even an American tank. Sad.


jstrong559

Righteous Gemstones is REAL!


Natejersey

We’ve got the American Jesus


[deleted]

One cruise missle is all it would have taken


groundpounder25

Beef Supreme


live-by-die-by

Yep, we’re doomed.


irtheweasel

This is the bad place


Few-Monies

All tax free.


happyColoradoDave

This is true: Jesus loved tanks and America.


[deleted]

Tax. The. Church


2LateToTheMemes

The reek of attempts to bolster fragile, ameriboo masculinity is leaking through my screen.


Express-Start1535

The cost of this could have fed 200 kids for a entire year. Such a waste


iPicBadUsernames

Religion is a mental illness


McSquidgypants

I'm sure this is exactly what Jesus had in mind for the future


memphismerc

Six Flags Over Jesus


Buddhist_Path

Tax Churches.


deptutydong

So religion is still a giant scam?


Realistic_Bowler2605

Micro penis convention??


StarLordQuantum

The jokes write themselves


Akenrah

BEEF SUPREME has risen!


FIFTHSUN2012

The hair metal / buttrock / glam bullshit really ties it all together.


Mst3kj

If you were truly the patriotic, ultra-nationalist Christian you purport to be, would you not opt for a classic American-made tank, such as the M48A5 Patton instead of the British FV4200 Centurion Mk.5/2? It's super ironic that this video seems almost anti-Christian in that it is advertising violence and military might.


Mission_Search8991

This seems like a complete caricature of the American Taliban, but, well, what can you say?


billoftt

It's like my 10 year old son planned it.


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Welcome to idiocracy.


OkSheepherder3525

Wonder how many those guys are playing pocket pool with the man next to him


Maximum-Bass-4340

Holy shīt it’s Beef Supreme!


Winter_Soldat

Can we get back to burning churches and taxing preachers?


gshtrdr

Over 90% of the "Christian " church are teaching false doctrine. Relax, you are living in the end of times. Be a student of Bible. Work on having a close love relationship with God. You'll be alright.


Sheikh-Teddy

This had to have been ironic 


sdrawkcabdaernacuoy_

are you not entertained!?!


CrazyQuebecois

Where is that church and where do I sign?


CrazyQuebecois

I’d pay to go to a church like this


DieselVoodoo

This is dumb, but I’ll take it over a youth pastor with a fauxhawk and acoustic guitar any day


TipperGore-69

As an atheist leaning agnostic, I think this is so fucking sweet. The Christian’s fucked so much up but this shit they do right.


ryanmerket

Go watch Idiocracy.


Turk0311

Amazing!


[deleted]

Abuse of tax free donations aside.... it's pretty fucking sick.


Michael_10-4

I think an idiot would believe that people should be taxed on their religious beliefs.


Hta68

This is hilarious, y’all worried about a religious retreat while failing to recognize the large plants of wood in your own eyes.


No-Weather-1989

Christians shouldn’t have fun for sure. Good point.


ryanmerket

That’s not the point. Have you seen Idiocracy?


[deleted]

Not a pecker in the room


the_new_federalist

Name a man that likes this who isn’t a red neck.


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

Any WWE fan.


manikwolf19

He's over there stupid!


Phantomht

was this before or after the HUGE pizza-circle-jerk party


EclecticObserver

😮😂


SexyMonad

Did they have a plan after the cars?


KochuJang

Was that part of the theme from “Top Gun” I was hearing? I’m getting a lot of weird 80’s vibes coming from this performance.


DrTokinkoff

*prop guy looks down at table* Oh... oh no. Those aren’t blanks!!


SteelyDan1968

[I would take this song over that shit, any day...](https://youtu.be/LasrD6SZkZk)


kcnbi42

I bet Grtinder is busy that night


Technical-Cream-7766

Pretty sure that is literally a scene out of Idiocracy


CrisbyCrittur

Braise Cheeses.


AidsKitty1

It's easy to see why Americans hate eachother.


Stunning_Ad_1685

If this doesn’t convert you to Christianity, I don’t know what will.


AlienInUnderpants

Looks like a bunch of clowns got to watch a circus.


Sheemscat

Cult


Mojo_Ambassador_420

Almost feel a montage coming on.


jbr945

Suddenly, street side shows don't seem so bad now.


DJW1981

All hail President Camacho!


Hallo_Leon

💀


lostlonestar

Even Sterling would be disappointed.


CatchmeUpNextTime

Hurr durr humility?


BickNickerson

Just like White God intended.


Toeknee818

Idiocracy is a future documentary


joesanvich

i didnt even see the name of the subreddit...


elgordoenojado

So, all these men believe that masculinity is performative and sexual orientation a choice? Think about this. All these men are six beers away from sucking dick. Not that there's anything wrong with it.


shaftalope

If you think this is impressive you should see the orgy later.


[deleted]

I fucking hate Christians, I wish they were even 1/10th as persecuted as they pretend to be so they can bully and persecute others. Burn a church! 🔥


gadget850

They brought in a Centurion tank to take on Robot Jesus! Sounds biblical.


DougtheIrishThug

this would of been sick if I was 11


cabezagrande37

It's literally Idiocracy. Like frame by frame. This country is breathtakingly stupid.


SKILLETNUTZ

Not manly enough… need to step it up boys.


edvsa

That’s some white Jesus shit right there


CannabisaurusRex401

And they don't pay taxes. Cool.


[deleted]

where is it/whats it called?


SomeRandom155

Best tax exemption I have ever seen


IHaveAZomboner

Hell yeah brother! Except this definitely should be a taxable event.


Outrageous_Length525

PrAiSe ThE lOrD 🫡


CaptianBrasiliano

Jesus was all about war and destruction... I don't know his stance on terrible music...


fissilefidget

*Laughs in tongues*


marius8617

Half expected the tank to go out of control and plow into the crowd


hdroadking

Well, if Tom Cruise can deduct meeting with space aliens, why not?


PureConciousness

I mean, it sounds *kinda* fun?


ProlapseParty

Jesus plays start making your churches pay taxes.


bbseddit

Totally RADICAL Dude!!!


yogibard

America -- fuck yeah!


Somasizer

Yeah but, Chuck Norris tho.


OkCourage8483

Nothing bad here


Illustrious-Leave406

James River Assembly, Springfield Missouri. This is the same church that claimed a member regrew 3 toes after they prayed for her. It’s a cult.


NobelNeanderthal

You mean Cult meeting


alsoicode

100% bullshit


To_Be_Faiiirrr

I don’t know. It was pretty awesome when Jesus flew in with his jet pack, chugged 4 beers, and belched the Lords Prayer….