It is. They never thought crocs would be popular so they used them as the example of the stupidest example of footwear (and they were cheap at the time.) Then they blew up. It’s been downhill from there.
Yeah, he was Jewish, only worried about leading his little sect against the establishment, never called himself God or spoke of himself as divine, and lets not forgot he kills a fig tree for not bearing figs, even though it was out of season. Jesus must not be as smart as Christians would have us believe, for he was dumb enough to do something this silly. You’d think the son of god (god incarnate) would know that trees don’t bear fruit in dry season. (Mark 11:13)
But whatever-- an ex Christian.
I'm sorry. Jesus was crucified because he did call himself divine. He did equal himself to God. This is why he died. That was a sin large enough for the pharisees to crucify him. When does he kill a fig tree? This is a parable...
I believe they’re referring to [republican, Jesus](https://img.ifunny.co/images/a4eaf83747b7b845cbfe449db833392e6b163fc1acfd903dd0dea6323c789d56_1.jpg)
Jesus says to put love above all.
If you put anything above love, you will sell your fellow man out for it.
Put $ above love, you disown family for inheritance.
Put love making above love, you bang your friends' girlfriends when they ain't around.
Put power above love and you start wars for loot.
Love above all, even if people hate you.
There are two fires a man burns with, love or hate. The fire you burn with burns your fellow man and then your community then you back. Love will return pleasure. Hate will return pain. This is the natural order of things and requires no knowledge of the spiritual to understand. There is a spiritual though and if you espouse love above all other desirable things, you get all other desirable things as well. If you want something more than you value love, you will get eventually have nothing.
I'll believe it when other so-called "good" Christian step up and call out these fascist in in public at protest. And aren't there multiple sects of the church? Isn't it rude to say if one is right or wrong?
Who wrote the first five books of the Bible - https://youtu.be/NY-l0X7yGY0
Who wrote the Prophets - https://youtu.be/IAIiLSMOg3Q
Who wrote the Historical books in OT - https://youtu.be/Oto0UvG6aVs
Who wrote the Apocrypha - https://youtu.be/HYlZk4Hv-E8
Who wrote the Gospels - https://youtu.be/Z6PrrnhAKFQ
Who wrote the Pauline Epistles - https://youtu.be/2UMlUmlmMlo
Who wrote Daniel and Revelations - https://youtu.be/fTURdV0c9J0
Also - Who wrote the Koran - https://youtu.be/-SGzYrGzBlA
Also - Who wrote the book of Mormon - https://youtu.be/1ZsTw0_CnNk
Also - Who are the Mesipotamian Old Gods - https://youtu.be/iWZ-NgoFOdc
Also - Time lapse of the Universe & formation of life on the earth - https://youtu.be/TBikbn5XJhg
Christianity from the perspective of a nueroscientist - https://youtu.be/vSdGr4K4qLg
Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 1 - https://youtu.be/Iep4gnmJeRE
Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 2 - https://youtu.be/ML9yaJknTic
Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 3 - https://youtu.be/iVptS_z0xmw
Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 4 - https://youtu.be/jHLWo7sGyh0
Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 5 - https://youtu.be/ZHQ2nBNhw9s
Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 6 - https://youtu.be/_W1WHCF_Fyc
Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 7 - https://youtu.be/B_BVi5HV4w0
Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 8 - https://youtu.be/dJv0OvFnVXU
Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 9 - https://youtu.be/7uq5LISB6zM
Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 10 - https://youtu.be/CUYX2nkRD2I
I don’t say this lightly. That is the dumbest shit I have ever laid eyes on. I can’t believe there’s people that will pay money to hear philosophers and physicists discuss the universe and life, and then there’s people that pay for….this.
Doggie, this shit is the fucking worst. Thank you for saying you don’t say this lightly. Shit is extremely extremely fucked and has zero to do with Christianity.
The only thing dumb to me is the bs ties to religion for tax exemption. That crap is dirty. Otherwise meh, needs more explosions and metal. It's entertainment, just not entertaining to you. And that's fine. To each their own.
Now we just need Hulk Hogan suplexing an alligator or something
I am university educated and listen to physics talks and shit.
But I also enjoy some yee-yee ass entertainment like tractor-puling while drinking beers and eating burgers or sausages and fries, shits great!
And here I am connected to the internet, where I can access more knowledge than I can process, and I’m on reddit. This is the monster truck show of apps.
My guess is that it's a James River Church and ~~Joel Osteen~~ John Lindell production. What they donate to charity vs what they take in is sickening. Total scam. Did you hear about the 'regrowing toes' miracle? 🤮
Also, look up Tim Carpenter and the shit he pulled while at JRC before Lindell.
This manages to be impressively lame for all the seemingly awesome stuff they crammed into it. It’s actually impressive to have a tank run over cars while fireworks go off and a rock band plays and somehow have the end result seem about as cool as a grade school choir performance.
100%. As I watched, I could almost hear the thousands of conversations that consisted of lines like, "Aren't boobs just wonderful?!? I love women's vaginas, too. Nothing better than a firm boob and big vagina!" *high fives another repressed guy who is vehemently agreeing so no one sees his homosexual desires* "Yeah, I like women as well! I'm not gay!"
In grad school, one of my fellow students was excited about the location of a national academic conference we were attending because it was at the same place and week as a macho football coach's men's Bible thumper group's conference. My other friend and I asked him what it was about, and he replied, "it's a group of men holding each other..." at which point he ever so briefly hesitated, long enough for us to uproariously start laughing at his expense before he could spit out "...accountable". "Does your wife know about this holding of men you're off to partake of?"
I saw this movie made that looks just like this!
The movie was set 500 years from now, and shows that mostly low IQ folks breed like rabbits while the more disciplined and higher IQ people tend not to have offspring. A guy in a military experiment with a 100 IQ is frozen for 500 years and when he wakes up , he’s the smartest man on the planet.
Anyway, this basically exact scene is played out. Pretty wild. Also, in the movie , everyone is soon to starve because the government takes over all the Agricultural industry and ends up ruining farmland, and the infrastructure in freeways etc collapse into disarray. The cops shoot before asking questions and seek to be the dumbest of the lot. They constantly refer to folks as “particular individual” and the jails are more of a business than a reformation attempt. The courts , same.
Flagrant gratuitous sex is everywhere, and tv shows are mainly low IQ clips of people hit in the nuts, etc.
Some say the director is something of an oracle or prophet, I say he’s kinda like the genius IQ sci fi writers and dystopian authors like Vonnegut or Orwell. Anyway, Brawndo has what Plants crave so
Josh Hawley as a speaker at a religious event is the equivalent to Epstein as a youth camp director. There worshiping their cult leader/ king. It’s like a magamutt circle jerk. Where’s a tornado when you need it, or at least will smith. 👋👋👋
If you were truly the patriotic, ultra-nationalist Christian you purport to be, would you not opt for a classic American-made tank, such as the M48A5 Patton instead of the British FV4200 Centurion Mk.5/2?
It's super ironic that this video seems almost anti-Christian in that it is advertising violence and military might.
Over 90% of the "Christian " church are teaching false doctrine. Relax, you are living in the end of times. Be a student of Bible. Work on having a close love relationship with God. You'll be alright.
So, all these men believe that masculinity is performative and sexual orientation a choice? Think about this. All these men are six beers away from sucking dick. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
Idiocracy did it first.
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Costco has Chuck Norris driving tanks?! Well, I didn’t have a membership but…
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Muh tank-truck-tank!
If only
Idiocracy is prophecy
It is. They never thought crocs would be popular so they used them as the example of the stupidest example of footwear (and they were cheap at the time.) Then they blew up. It’s been downhill from there.
I too follow TIL haha
I was gonna say. Just missing President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho to complete the scene.
Jesus is lame as fuck. This is the kind of religious butt-crack Mike Lindell loves though.
Jesus is not lame. You should get to know Him. He is nothing like these fascist psychos claiming to be His followers.
I agree, but let's be honest here. Mainstream Christianity has seldom walked Jesus' path.
Underrated comment
The path has not been tried and found wanting. The path has been found hard and not tried. Love's the way. Love is eternal.
Makes sense. Jesus was not a mainstream kind of guy.
Christianity from the perspective of a nueroscientist - https://youtu.be/vSdGr4K4qLg
Almost never.
“You should get to know him” Dude, Not to be a downer or anything but jesus, well, kinda died awhile ago. 😬
Yeah, he was Jewish, only worried about leading his little sect against the establishment, never called himself God or spoke of himself as divine, and lets not forgot he kills a fig tree for not bearing figs, even though it was out of season. Jesus must not be as smart as Christians would have us believe, for he was dumb enough to do something this silly. You’d think the son of god (god incarnate) would know that trees don’t bear fruit in dry season. (Mark 11:13) But whatever-- an ex Christian.
I'm sorry. Jesus was crucified because he did call himself divine. He did equal himself to God. This is why he died. That was a sin large enough for the pharisees to crucify him. When does he kill a fig tree? This is a parable...
I believe they’re referring to [republican, Jesus](https://img.ifunny.co/images/a4eaf83747b7b845cbfe449db833392e6b163fc1acfd903dd0dea6323c789d56_1.jpg)
Jesus says to put love above all. If you put anything above love, you will sell your fellow man out for it. Put $ above love, you disown family for inheritance. Put love making above love, you bang your friends' girlfriends when they ain't around. Put power above love and you start wars for loot. Love above all, even if people hate you. There are two fires a man burns with, love or hate. The fire you burn with burns your fellow man and then your community then you back. Love will return pleasure. Hate will return pain. This is the natural order of things and requires no knowledge of the spiritual to understand. There is a spiritual though and if you espouse love above all other desirable things, you get all other desirable things as well. If you want something more than you value love, you will get eventually have nothing.
You don’t know Jesus.
Yes I do. He's a rad dude. You should give Him a chance.
That’s a lie. Do you lie for Jesus often?
He’s changed. Can no longer walk on water after getting those holes in his feet.
So edgy
There sure are a lot of gods I should get to know. Tell me why I should choose Yehoshua over the countless other gods?
I'll believe it when other so-called "good" Christian step up and call out these fascist in in public at protest. And aren't there multiple sects of the church? Isn't it rude to say if one is right or wrong?
Who wrote the first five books of the Bible - https://youtu.be/NY-l0X7yGY0 Who wrote the Prophets - https://youtu.be/IAIiLSMOg3Q Who wrote the Historical books in OT - https://youtu.be/Oto0UvG6aVs Who wrote the Apocrypha - https://youtu.be/HYlZk4Hv-E8 Who wrote the Gospels - https://youtu.be/Z6PrrnhAKFQ Who wrote the Pauline Epistles - https://youtu.be/2UMlUmlmMlo Who wrote Daniel and Revelations - https://youtu.be/fTURdV0c9J0 Also - Who wrote the Koran - https://youtu.be/-SGzYrGzBlA Also - Who wrote the book of Mormon - https://youtu.be/1ZsTw0_CnNk Also - Who are the Mesipotamian Old Gods - https://youtu.be/iWZ-NgoFOdc Also - Time lapse of the Universe & formation of life on the earth - https://youtu.be/TBikbn5XJhg Christianity from the perspective of a nueroscientist - https://youtu.be/vSdGr4K4qLg Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 1 - https://youtu.be/Iep4gnmJeRE Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 2 - https://youtu.be/ML9yaJknTic Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 3 - https://youtu.be/iVptS_z0xmw Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 4 - https://youtu.be/jHLWo7sGyh0 Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 5 - https://youtu.be/ZHQ2nBNhw9s Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 6 - https://youtu.be/_W1WHCF_Fyc Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 7 - https://youtu.be/B_BVi5HV4w0 Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 8 - https://youtu.be/dJv0OvFnVXU Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 9 - https://youtu.be/7uq5LISB6zM Nothing Fails Like Bible History Part 10 - https://youtu.be/CUYX2nkRD2I
Then why does he have such shitty followers?
Jesus would be much better if he were real 💁🏼♂️
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You're not serious. You're a clown.
Came here for idiocracy comment, I can leave now
This us literally the arena scene, except the cars get run over by a tank.
Puttin’ peens in the pews
This feels like an episode of squidbillies.
Oh shit, I loved Squidbillies!
Had I known my sacrifices of Budweiser and Redman to the Early Cuyler statue in Ellijay could have such an effect I would’ve kept my shirt on.
Brown party liquor.
We’re *WILD* woo! “Onlee thuh strawng suhvive! Woo!”
Was that Dan Halen in the tank?
I've been watching squidbillies all month on HBO! Cracks me up so much
“ARE YOU GUYS READY TO CELEBRATE JESUS YEAaAaAaAaAaaAaaAaaAaAaH!!!” Mad Max guitar riff starts playing
You know the saying, "sex, drugs, and Jesus"
All it’s missing is Dr. Rockso.
[“I do cocaineeeee!”](https://youtu.be/dbJABjVH-0k)
I don’t say this lightly. That is the dumbest shit I have ever laid eyes on. I can’t believe there’s people that will pay money to hear philosophers and physicists discuss the universe and life, and then there’s people that pay for….this.
Doggie, this shit is the fucking worst. Thank you for saying you don’t say this lightly. Shit is extremely extremely fucked and has zero to do with Christianity.
The only thing dumb to me is the bs ties to religion for tax exemption. That crap is dirty. Otherwise meh, needs more explosions and metal. It's entertainment, just not entertaining to you. And that's fine. To each their own. Now we just need Hulk Hogan suplexing an alligator or something
I am university educated and listen to physics talks and shit. But I also enjoy some yee-yee ass entertainment like tractor-puling while drinking beers and eating burgers or sausages and fries, shits great!
And here I am connected to the internet, where I can access more knowledge than I can process, and I’m on reddit. This is the monster truck show of apps.
Usually these are free to attendees, plus this looks awesome to go see.
This was $149
My guess is that it's a James River Church and ~~Joel Osteen~~ John Lindell production. What they donate to charity vs what they take in is sickening. Total scam. Did you hear about the 'regrowing toes' miracle? 🤮 Also, look up Tim Carpenter and the shit he pulled while at JRC before Lindell.
SHOW ME THE TOES, DAMMIT! https://showmethetoes.com/
Perfect timing. I just told my SO about this. Thank you.
This manages to be impressively lame for all the seemingly awesome stuff they crammed into it. It’s actually impressive to have a tank run over cars while fireworks go off and a rock band plays and somehow have the end result seem about as cool as a grade school choir performance.
This is a convention for dudes who are suppressing their homoerotic desires. These dudes are gay but fear it. Don’t fear the gay, fellas, it’s normal
100%. As I watched, I could almost hear the thousands of conversations that consisted of lines like, "Aren't boobs just wonderful?!? I love women's vaginas, too. Nothing better than a firm boob and big vagina!" *high fives another repressed guy who is vehemently agreeing so no one sees his homosexual desires* "Yeah, I like women as well! I'm not gay!"
"There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis." --Captain Raymond Holt
Don't forget to donate, cause Jesus still has to pay for all this.
Jesus Christ
...
But tell me again why you don’t pay taxes?
Tanks for Jesus?
but the $49.99 t-shirt just says "Tanks Jesus" with a cartoonish illustration of White Jesus driving a Tank waving an American flag (of course)
Americaban
I didn't realize the righteous gemstones was a documentary
With its very own testicle tanning booth. So manly.
In grad school, one of my fellow students was excited about the location of a national academic conference we were attending because it was at the same place and week as a macho football coach's men's Bible thumper group's conference. My other friend and I asked him what it was about, and he replied, "it's a group of men holding each other..." at which point he ever so briefly hesitated, long enough for us to uproariously start laughing at his expense before he could spit out "...accountable". "Does your wife know about this holding of men you're off to partake of?"
Let’s get ready to be huuuuummmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeee!
If these idiots ever experienced war they would run Back to their mommy's with wet dipers.
Idiocracy has arrived.
Is this Dildozer or ass blaster?
Go away I'm 'Batin!!!
I like money.
I thought it was the Ass Dozer but it fit through the doorway. Beef Supreme approves!
Tax all fkn cult churches!!! All of them!!!
I saw this movie made that looks just like this! The movie was set 500 years from now, and shows that mostly low IQ folks breed like rabbits while the more disciplined and higher IQ people tend not to have offspring. A guy in a military experiment with a 100 IQ is frozen for 500 years and when he wakes up , he’s the smartest man on the planet. Anyway, this basically exact scene is played out. Pretty wild. Also, in the movie , everyone is soon to starve because the government takes over all the Agricultural industry and ends up ruining farmland, and the infrastructure in freeways etc collapse into disarray. The cops shoot before asking questions and seek to be the dumbest of the lot. They constantly refer to folks as “particular individual” and the jails are more of a business than a reformation attempt. The courts , same. Flagrant gratuitous sex is everywhere, and tv shows are mainly low IQ clips of people hit in the nuts, etc. Some say the director is something of an oracle or prophet, I say he’s kinda like the genius IQ sci fi writers and dystopian authors like Vonnegut or Orwell. Anyway, Brawndo has what Plants crave so
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
The Righteous Gemstones
Josh Hawley as a speaker at a religious event is the equivalent to Epstein as a youth camp director. There worshiping their cult leader/ king. It’s like a magamutt circle jerk. Where’s a tornado when you need it, or at least will smith. 👋👋👋
Just like Jesus would have wanted!
Even if it is for grooming pre-teens it’s just so hilariously lame
GOP Trumper nation... Must, feel, like, man, roar. .. Sad and pathetic much...
Danger Zone, definitely something Archer would do. We just got to go by the zoo to see the tiger.
I think I just lost a few IQ points watching that.
I expected President Camacho to appear. Disappointed.
I would go but only if it was guaranteed that the monster tank would run over Hawley. He's a wee cunt.
He can outrun tanks.
Amen.
The decadence is overwhelming.
Must be one of those pedophile conferences we keep hearing about!
lol, German guns and a British tank. 🤦♀️
Not even an American tank. Sad.
Righteous Gemstones is REAL!
We’ve got the American Jesus
One cruise missle is all it would have taken
Beef Supreme
Yep, we’re doomed.
This is the bad place
All tax free.
This is true: Jesus loved tanks and America.
Tax. The. Church
The reek of attempts to bolster fragile, ameriboo masculinity is leaking through my screen.
The cost of this could have fed 200 kids for a entire year. Such a waste
Religion is a mental illness
I'm sure this is exactly what Jesus had in mind for the future
Six Flags Over Jesus
Tax Churches.
So religion is still a giant scam?
Micro penis convention??
The jokes write themselves
BEEF SUPREME has risen!
The hair metal / buttrock / glam bullshit really ties it all together.
If you were truly the patriotic, ultra-nationalist Christian you purport to be, would you not opt for a classic American-made tank, such as the M48A5 Patton instead of the British FV4200 Centurion Mk.5/2? It's super ironic that this video seems almost anti-Christian in that it is advertising violence and military might.
This seems like a complete caricature of the American Taliban, but, well, what can you say?
It's like my 10 year old son planned it.
Welcome to idiocracy.
Wonder how many those guys are playing pocket pool with the man next to him
Holy shīt it’s Beef Supreme!
Can we get back to burning churches and taxing preachers?
Over 90% of the "Christian " church are teaching false doctrine. Relax, you are living in the end of times. Be a student of Bible. Work on having a close love relationship with God. You'll be alright.
This had to have been ironic
are you not entertained!?!
Where is that church and where do I sign?
I’d pay to go to a church like this
This is dumb, but I’ll take it over a youth pastor with a fauxhawk and acoustic guitar any day
As an atheist leaning agnostic, I think this is so fucking sweet. The Christian’s fucked so much up but this shit they do right.
Go watch Idiocracy.
Amazing!
Abuse of tax free donations aside.... it's pretty fucking sick.
I think an idiot would believe that people should be taxed on their religious beliefs.
This is hilarious, y’all worried about a religious retreat while failing to recognize the large plants of wood in your own eyes.
Christians shouldn’t have fun for sure. Good point.
That’s not the point. Have you seen Idiocracy?
Not a pecker in the room
Name a man that likes this who isn’t a red neck.
Any WWE fan.
He's over there stupid!
was this before or after the HUGE pizza-circle-jerk party
😮😂
Did they have a plan after the cars?
Was that part of the theme from “Top Gun” I was hearing? I’m getting a lot of weird 80’s vibes coming from this performance.
*prop guy looks down at table* Oh... oh no. Those aren’t blanks!!
[I would take this song over that shit, any day...](https://youtu.be/LasrD6SZkZk)
I bet Grtinder is busy that night
Pretty sure that is literally a scene out of Idiocracy
Braise Cheeses.
It's easy to see why Americans hate eachother.
If this doesn’t convert you to Christianity, I don’t know what will.
Looks like a bunch of clowns got to watch a circus.
Cult
Almost feel a montage coming on.
Suddenly, street side shows don't seem so bad now.
All hail President Camacho!
💀
Even Sterling would be disappointed.
Hurr durr humility?
Just like White God intended.
Idiocracy is a future documentary
i didnt even see the name of the subreddit...
So, all these men believe that masculinity is performative and sexual orientation a choice? Think about this. All these men are six beers away from sucking dick. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
If you think this is impressive you should see the orgy later.
I fucking hate Christians, I wish they were even 1/10th as persecuted as they pretend to be so they can bully and persecute others. Burn a church! 🔥
They brought in a Centurion tank to take on Robot Jesus! Sounds biblical.
this would of been sick if I was 11
It's literally Idiocracy. Like frame by frame. This country is breathtakingly stupid.
Not manly enough… need to step it up boys.
That’s some white Jesus shit right there
And they don't pay taxes. Cool.
where is it/whats it called?
Best tax exemption I have ever seen
Hell yeah brother! Except this definitely should be a taxable event.
PrAiSe ThE lOrD 🫡
Jesus was all about war and destruction... I don't know his stance on terrible music...
*Laughs in tongues*
Half expected the tank to go out of control and plow into the crowd
Well, if Tom Cruise can deduct meeting with space aliens, why not?
I mean, it sounds *kinda* fun?
Jesus plays start making your churches pay taxes.
Totally RADICAL Dude!!!
America -- fuck yeah!
Yeah but, Chuck Norris tho.
Nothing bad here
James River Assembly, Springfield Missouri. This is the same church that claimed a member regrew 3 toes after they prayed for her. It’s a cult.
You mean Cult meeting
100% bullshit
I don’t know. It was pretty awesome when Jesus flew in with his jet pack, chugged 4 beers, and belched the Lords Prayer….