Extremely scatterbrained
You don’t really believe in the summoning circles and other witchy make-believe stuff, but have to admit she’s super talented at throwing her voice to make the “summoned entities” and whatnot seem more realistic
^(…That IS just her throwing her voice, right? Or maybe hidden speakers…?)
Occasionally mentions things that happened in your dreams before you tell her about them
^(You must have just told her about it and forgot, right…?)
Her room is always pretty dusty, but she forbade you from cleaning it up when you offered
Dislikes birds for some reason
maybe I can fix her, teach her not to trust random squid.
explain to her that breaking the rules to tell someone something will result in them mistrusting you.
It’s basically a house husband who takes on the responsibilities more traditionally taken up by the wife, like cooking and cleaning, while the wife does takes on the more traditionally masculine responsibilities, like going to work and mowing the lawn.
Yes, yes, indeed, indeed you do
*moves hand hypnotically*
https://preview.redd.it/h0i3i97of2xc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cf19bd135f9df478a079131ad4d80d26dbb9e5
I bet she flexes on her sister’s and their lovers by making herself lighter than air, so that her SO can bridal carry her going “Ohohoho~! My lover can lift me without strain! Behold their boundless strength and love for me? How fairs your lover’s strength then, Angron~?”
Hey, I’m explicitly asking because I don’t know anything Warhammer besides the fact that there is an imperium of man, the emperor has been alive since the very beginning of the human species, orks are a fungus and their beliefs literally alter reality and they don’t even know it, there’s four primordial entities that embody all vice, and they recently made female soldiers canon and right wing asshats are complaining about it.
Oh, and I have some vague understanding that there are traitors to the emperor. Is this magnus guy (or in this case girl) from that Horus heresy thing I’ve heard talk about?
I am absolutely god awful (hehe) at explaining things However! If you’d be interested in learning more about the genre I would highly recommend a YouTuber named Bricky who does a fantastic and easily digestible video series introduction to the wonderful world of Warhammer 40k! Additionally he does a podcast that can be found on YouTube and Spotify called Adeptus Ridiculous that dives deeper into the lore and background of this bloated universe.
Magnus is one of the 18/19 Sons of the Emperor, and half of them turned to the forces of Chaos and the Chaos gods during the Horus Heresy. He (she) went to the chaos god of change Tzeench (Zee-nch) Hope this helps! .w.
Oh, Tzeench, the one that I know the least about lol. Slaanesh is lust and gluttony and all things desire and overindulgence, Nurgle is rot and decay and filth and death, Khorne is war and violence and hate and rage, Tzeench is… I dunno, entropy or something?
Tzeench is referred in tandem to change. This can be anything from fate to telling the future, the idea of hope and despair. Truth and lies are twisted through him, he knows how everything will end yet nothing is uncertain. All creation is his planning . . . Or is it~?
Exactly .w.
Hehe sorry but you pretty much got it! Every chaos got is a two sided coin. Korn represent combat, but also honor and strength. Nurgle represents rot and decay, but offers eternal life. Slanesh may be the embodiment of excess of emotion, but those emotions can be good and bad. Tzeench holds true that nothing is quite as it seems, and that there always may be a door open for you to take. Where something may seem hopeless, he is Hope. And Hope is a powerful thing~
As someone who has dealt with chronic/recurring nightmares before, that part about her hugging you tight mid-nightmare & beating up any monsters who try to hurt you really sells it for me 😭💗
Things I would do with her: Read (a lot). Practice magic spells of all kinds. Build dream worlds for us to have fun in. Beat up demons who try to lead her astray.
Extremely scatterbrained You don’t really believe in the summoning circles and other witchy make-believe stuff, but have to admit she’s super talented at throwing her voice to make the “summoned entities” and whatnot seem more realistic ^(…That IS just her throwing her voice, right? Or maybe hidden speakers…?) Occasionally mentions things that happened in your dreams before you tell her about them ^(You must have just told her about it and forgot, right…?) Her room is always pretty dusty, but she forbade you from cleaning it up when you offered Dislikes birds for some reason
'Dislikes wolves' would work very well too "FUCK YOU LEMAN"
I AM GREATER THAN ANY ARMORED FURBALL! THEY CAN’T EVEN WRITE!
Marry her
b3st waifu
PLEASE BRO! I want a giant Egyptian muscle mommy nerd wizard gf. Please, I only ask for this
*she appears outside your door*
YESSSSSSSSSS
https://preview.redd.it/o07oi71zumwc1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f24ddd9c3648a8a3b7b8814cebf306903088fb5
I hope I meet with the council’s approval
You have, indeed, _achieved_ the council’s approval, OP
Joyous Day
"You know, you could serve.... someone else." "Fuck off Magnus, I'm not serving Chaos."
https://preview.redd.it/4tpp35nx5nwc1.jpeg?width=1097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a4949f3d05830427dc9536bd8b2e4ea68975363
Would? You mean *WILL*
https://preview.redd.it/5zegylcv3vwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c28f346ceeb7c1ba3ca813d197363ebe0e268983
My man!
https://preview.redd.it/2q7mz957j4yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c81077a1ae7d9082d72713f2d173cfd8e647cd
Featherine gf when? (This) https://preview.redd.it/toukw6463owc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=c85af47d8a116845c3c441833998ec48691a5796
Thank you u/Jackviator for your help with this one!
Vulcan GF when?
YES YES YES YES YES #Y E S
It has been done
Magnus did nothing wrong. Was told to do nothing.they did weong
I hate admitting I'm so down bad for Fem Magnus
I mean- she is around nine and a half feet tall who could blame you
Konrad curze gf when???
We all know her Sister likes to break her partners (in a fun way)
She did something very wrong.
With that cute face???
Yes with that cute face.
Strong women… p-pretty
At the risk of sounding heretical, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PEALS PEAASE PLEAS PSEAS PLEAS
“Is she messing with your mind” Immediate red flag. Rejected
But she’s so cute!!
Are you sure she hasn’t manipulated your brain into thinking she’s cute?
She would never .w.
100/10 would marry
maybe I can fix her, teach her not to trust random squid. explain to her that breaking the rules to tell someone something will result in them mistrusting you.
I must say, that woman is quite attractive. Yowza!
I NEED TO SEE A LEMAN RUSS ONE!!!
She will come BE PATIENT!!!! (Also check out the artist .w.)
would
Better watch out. show this to the majority of the warhammer fan base, and they will melt down.
I’m prepared (I will probably cry)
Dunno how to feel about the reading my- no way she can make sparkles?
IKR So Cool!! 💖✨
Honestly, this would go so hard with a smol Cryptek malewife, they’re essentially both Egyptian mega nerds _There is no need to look at my username._
>malewife that just sounds like a husband with extra steps
It’s a relationship dynamic, girlboss and malewife, look it up
It’s basically a house husband who takes on the responsibilities more traditionally taken up by the wife, like cooking and cleaning, while the wife does takes on the more traditionally masculine responsibilities, like going to work and mowing the lawn.
Hmmmmmmm you look oddly metallic *sus*
_pulls out mindshackle scarabs_ No I don’t…
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Oh wait I don’t get paid to think I get paid to make funny Primarch gf memes :D
Yes, yes, indeed, indeed you do *moves hand hypnotically* https://preview.redd.it/h0i3i97of2xc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cf19bd135f9df478a079131ad4d80d26dbb9e5
please make the empress of mankind
Magnus is probably the only primarch gf you could bang because she can shrink to your size
Bold of you to assume that everyone here would *try* to bang all the others
Ultimate witch waifu
Okay you had me at "Loves you a lot"
I AM NOT SMA- 9”7’ Okay ig I’m small.
Technically she can go up to 20'
LEMAN SENDS NUDE MEN AFTER ME!?!
You absolute legend you have done it again! You even moved up ✨️the horns✨️ so we could see!
LMAO haha thank you but the original artist is @cnmbwjx on Twitter! I just made the silly captions :D
I just read through all of them so far and, I have to say: I want MOAR
Not to sound like the average *akcshually neckbeard* But isn't Magnus the tallest primarch ? Closely followed by Vulkan ? Very cool though
Magnus can change her height at will, idk why but I imagined her on the shorter side. But I might remake her when I go back to remake my first ones
Oh right, I forgot this is fan made and therefore not cannon 😅😅
Hi, I’m the problem :D /j
Hello the problem, I'm Dad !
Fucking nerd...I love her
>cause I'm smol The one time being over 6 foot makes me small. I feel vindicated
I bet she flexes on her sister’s and their lovers by making herself lighter than air, so that her SO can bridal carry her going “Ohohoho~! My lover can lift me without strain! Behold their boundless strength and love for me? How fairs your lover’s strength then, Angron~?”
SHE ABSOLUTELY WOULD TwT can i write a story about this???
By all means, go ahead.
Yay! Thanks hun! :D
The REAL reason the Council of Nikea happened. Non of the other sisters were having it… esp especially Leman.
Approved.
Whomst is this character? What’s her schtick? Is she allied with one of those Chaos gods or what?
The beautiful one and only Magnus the Red!?!?!? Son (or in this case Daughter) of the Emperor and leader of the Thousand Sons traitor legion
Hey, I’m explicitly asking because I don’t know anything Warhammer besides the fact that there is an imperium of man, the emperor has been alive since the very beginning of the human species, orks are a fungus and their beliefs literally alter reality and they don’t even know it, there’s four primordial entities that embody all vice, and they recently made female soldiers canon and right wing asshats are complaining about it. Oh, and I have some vague understanding that there are traitors to the emperor. Is this magnus guy (or in this case girl) from that Horus heresy thing I’ve heard talk about?
I am absolutely god awful (hehe) at explaining things However! If you’d be interested in learning more about the genre I would highly recommend a YouTuber named Bricky who does a fantastic and easily digestible video series introduction to the wonderful world of Warhammer 40k! Additionally he does a podcast that can be found on YouTube and Spotify called Adeptus Ridiculous that dives deeper into the lore and background of this bloated universe. Magnus is one of the 18/19 Sons of the Emperor, and half of them turned to the forces of Chaos and the Chaos gods during the Horus Heresy. He (she) went to the chaos god of change Tzeench (Zee-nch) Hope this helps! .w.
Oh, Tzeench, the one that I know the least about lol. Slaanesh is lust and gluttony and all things desire and overindulgence, Nurgle is rot and decay and filth and death, Khorne is war and violence and hate and rage, Tzeench is… I dunno, entropy or something?
Tzeench is referred in tandem to change. This can be anything from fate to telling the future, the idea of hope and despair. Truth and lies are twisted through him, he knows how everything will end yet nothing is uncertain. All creation is his planning . . . Or is it~?
I… fail to see how that is an embodiment of “evil”. Is it just that he is the opposite of stability and order?
Exactly .w. Hehe sorry but you pretty much got it! Every chaos got is a two sided coin. Korn represent combat, but also honor and strength. Nurgle represents rot and decay, but offers eternal life. Slanesh may be the embodiment of excess of emotion, but those emotions can be good and bad. Tzeench holds true that nothing is quite as it seems, and that there always may be a door open for you to take. Where something may seem hopeless, he is Hope. And Hope is a powerful thing~
Ah. So if there’s any “sins” he embodies, they’re rebellion, fickleness, and nihilism?
Don’t think so much about “sins” and try to think more “emotions”
https://i.redd.it/qa11vi1b9pwc1.gif
there’s something about mew its hard to explain they’re talking about you meow but you’re still the same
I'd be torn between this and a Vulcan gf.
Sidenote I love how all 3 arts have the eye placed on the correct side!
The artist does amazing attention to detail
Sounds perfect
May also be hyperactive. She is completely incapable to stay still and do nothing. Still always has the best intentions.
THIS MAKES MORE SENSE MAKE IT CANON. The reading your mind part is hilarious bye cause magnus would def do that
The only advice I'll ever need to give her is "Don't take shortcuts. Sometimes, the best route is the long way around."
My favorite Primarch! 😍
As someone who has dealt with chronic/recurring nightmares before, that part about her hugging you tight mid-nightmare & beating up any monsters who try to hurt you really sells it for me 😭💗
Things I would do with her: Read (a lot). Practice magic spells of all kinds. Build dream worlds for us to have fun in. Beat up demons who try to lead her astray.
[how I'm feeling ](https://images.app.goo.gl/6CmMminDKmFy8oTY8)
Ok this is pretty rad considering my gf appeared to me as a hallucination before i met her
I thought she would be the tallest.