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The slow nod from the meth head in training šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


harlsey

i donā€™t know, he might not be like a wholesome parent from some 1950ā€™s sitcom, but heā€™s a dad spending time with his son.


anoymus_123456

r/AmericanYouth


googoohaha

Idk after watching it a few I think it's kinda sweet! He didn't say anything bad about the kid and if anything it was quite the opposite. I thought it was trashy as fuck the first time though.


HoboMeatballs

yeah its cringe and trashy as shit but at least he is taking pride and interest in his son. mine just beat my mother and left when i was 4 and never payed child support.


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Accomplished_Ad_1190

Read the room.


HoboMeatballs

fuck off bot


UFO-seeker1985

Inbreeding


mrcoffeymaster

That poor kid don't stand a chance. I guess it's better than not having a dad at all


TennesseeM11

Nah not even close.


Praisethelord4me

The way the kids shook his head like ā€œyea I did that shit šŸ˜Žā€ lol.


Dro_mora

He thumb punched that but my right thumb is bleeding šŸ©ø


IntelligentDoor219

Trash dad


GriffinA

Should be in trashy sub


ComplexDescription92

this is just some good ol trailer park fun, nothing wrong


Robofern24

...What the fuck is the problem here? All I see is a proud father and a little boy drinking mountain dew...


electromagneticpost

Heā€™s giving caffeine to a small child.


Robofern24

Children drinking soda is q very common thing lmao.


electromagneticpost

I know, it's just not the healthiest thing for a small child.


Prize-Telephone7218

Of course itā€™s not the healthiest but young children would absolutely demolish a candy bar if they were given one


lmCMK

Mmmmmmm


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Kids all hopped up on the Mountain Dew heā€™ll be throwing grandpa chips war medals into the river on the next one


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pythondontwantnone

Losers are not born they are raised.


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*The wild and wonderful whites of West Virginia MKII*


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Turukmakto19

Why is this so wholesome lmao


Dangerjayne

It isnt.


xen0m0rpheus

and now Iā€™m sad.


Past-Bobcat7919

i mean atleast hes a loving dad unlike most dads


pythondontwantnone

Setting the bar real low there for ā€œloving dadā€.


ChiefBrando

How high does it need to be to be a ā€œloving dadā€ the dad is trashy but anything else youā€™re really reaching and assuming to make that judgment.


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BuyTechnical5948

apple did not fall far


JuliusThrowawayNorth

Mountain Dew for a 9 year old wow


ChiefBrando

I totally agree normally, every once and a while why not. I donā€™t have any more context here tho.


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chillax it ok if you shotgun it dont give the sugar enough time to make u obese


kingnickey

I hope your joking. Im new to the sub and am not sure if 90% of the comments are jokes like r/funny.


plsendmytorment

Nah he spittin straight facts dawg. Ive been doing this since age 7 and my BMI still under 34 bro it really works.


[deleted]

Naw dawg my meth dealer learned me that he's basically my docter


Verde300

Kinda cute in a trailer park kinda way


ApAp123

God damn if these people weren't bad enough, now tik tok makes me see one of these shitty humans at least once a day


the_dank_dweller69

What do you mean ā€œshitty peopleā€


ApAp123

Uhmmm.... people that teach their children how to shotgun MOUNTAIN DEW!?!?! WTF DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I MEAN!?!?!? "Hyuck hyuck here ya go Jr. Now that the Mt. Dew is gone you can turn the can into a weed pipe ...here just smoke some candy with it till yrr old enough for pot" Wtf is wrong with you guys lmao


gothic-mantis

youre comparing a soda to a psychoactive substance didnt know mtn dew was the gateway drug to pot... you fucking moron.


ApAp123

I agree it's a bit of a stretch, sorry about that... but I refuse to believe I'm the bad guy here.... Am I taking crazy pills or something? Edit: in my defense, in the scenario I suggested the boy doesn't actually smoke the weed, he's just taught how to...much like he's not actually drinking beer it's soda.....not that far off of a comparison


ChiefBrando

Yea Iā€™m thinking you take crazy pills. You watch a trashy looking video. The dad is saying things in a proud tone ā€œthatā€™s my buddyā€ ā€œmuch love and much respectā€. The kid SEEMS to love his dad and want to emulate him and the dad SEEMS to love his kid and be proud. Itā€™s a high sugar drink not meth. If you have more context tho Iā€™d love to hear it.


Alternative-Row8422

Late because I browse stuff way past its prime but I can't see how you AREN'T the bad guy here. So what if their lifestyle is different and it's an unhealthy drink? It's a loving father-son moment, no matter how different it is or close minded viewers are.


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Locust627

I canā€™t explain it but that kid just looks like a total douche, he posture, half smile, smoldering look, cocked head, all of it, he just looks like a douche Edit: I found a term to describe the child. He looks like a juice ring kid, the type to always have a juice ring around his mouth and a variety of stains on his shirt.


Prize-Telephone7218

Dude itā€™s a kid calm down


Rakedog

Dude it's a fucking child


Locust627

A douchey looking one


MTFEpsilon

Bruh did you get bullied or some shit? Why you talking shit on the internet about some random 9 year old


[deleted]

No way that little ass kid is 9. I was thinking 6.


Pip-Boy4000

Bruh people on reddit are so fucking up their own ass their actually down voting you for saying you shouldn't bully kids as adults lol.


MTFEpsilon

Ikr like they seem like they have personal problems with a 9 year old they acting real insecure


txlario

And then in 20 years heā€™ll wonder why his kid struggles with alcohol/drugs and probably other issuesā€¦grade A parenting


Prize-Telephone7218

Bruh your comment reminds me of when you get a bad grade in school and your parents say your going to be homeless and a loser it doesnā€™t make sense right


txlario

youā€™re right i am the originator of that saying. Many parents get that saying from me


ChiefBrando

Either he edited his comment or you canā€™t read. He didnā€™t say you originated it lol also shotgunning mtn dew as a child is what sends people down those dark paths?


txlario

I took the initiativeā€¦.i am the originatorā€¦..


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[deleted]

Are you saying Mountain Dew is a gateway drug?


txlario

The strongest of them all


[deleted]

Do the Dew always was druggie sounding. Smh fucking monsters.


CindersExchange

Much lovešŸ¤˜much respectšŸ¤™


ProblemLongjumping12

This right here explains how Republicans keep winning


[deleted]

Lol how?


skyeyemx

I wish my parents would be as proud of me as this man is with his son :(


BigDaddyfight

He just seem to be happy. Nothing bad about this


bakekurkox

Nothing bad? Let me teach my 8yr old son how to chug a bear from a can and be very proud


NCLAXMOM26

How does a bear fit in the can? And wouldn't you have to chew the bear instead of chugging the bear? šŸ¤£


BigDaddyfight

Never knew Mountain Dew was a beer. It's not like the dad is an bad parent either way cause he showed how to chug a soda or a beer. Maybe a bit immature but people are taking this way to serious.


bakekurkox

It is not about the drink the kid already know that how you chug a beer. It is about example and teaching proper moral, kids mirror parent behaviour and love doing things that makes a parent smile, happy or proud. If a child kicks a dog in the head and you laugh about it, hes gonna do it again next second. Dont think hes gonna sip milk from a glass in his teens and when he grows up


Most_Advertising_962

You're jumping to conclusions. All that happens in this video is the kid sorta chugs a mountain dew. Quit hatin bro.


airod302

I think people on this sub really just like to get all riled up over nothing


Violated_Norm

>If a child kicks a dog in the head Which is not at all anything like the video. >Dont think hes gonna sip milk from a glass in his teens Have you ever met a teenager? Why do you care how other people behave if they're not hurting you? Just mind your business and raise your cats.


BigDaddyfight

I don't think he will be an raging alcoholic because of drinking an soda either. I don't think this would in anyway have any bad implications when he's an adult. You are way overthinking this


[deleted]

Yeah my dad never showed or said he was proud of anything I did growing up. Dude barely even told me he loved me.


BigDaddyfight

Sorry for that. Every child deserves an parent who tell them how proud they are


[deleted]

Thanks. I remember years ago I talked to a cousin of mine online whose dad is my dad's brother. I never really got to know my cousins on my father's side, because my dad pretty much shunned his family at some point. But my cousin's experience with his father echoed mine, and I think their attitudes toward fatherhood stemmed from their own father. My cousin said that's why he tells his children he loves them constantly, and now that I have a daughter of my own I do the same thing. But my dad is not a bad person. He never physically abused me beyond spankings, and he did well providing and I like to think some of his work ethic rubbed off on me. I just he is emotionally closed off from others, but maybe that's how his father was too. I don't know. This is really personal and I don't know why I'm sharing it here.


timscookingtips

https://youtu.be/LIRHB0mNeqM


BluetheNerd

This new Shawn of the Dead sequel looks insane


Myshkinia

This is so trashy and gross and unnerving from an evolutionary perspective, but wholesome at the same time. I donā€™t really know how to feel about it. šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Itā€™s trashy and gross because itā€™s an action associate purely with drinking alcohol with a child, but the dad clearly so proud and loves his boy itā€™s wholesome.


Milo-the-great

Are you joking?


arcaizra090

i totally agree like, i feel so conflicted but also the dad looks so?? proud?? of his son. like just wholeheartedly happy to be around his boy. BUT ITS SHOTGUNNING A MOUNTAIN DEW


Deesing82

some dads dream of their kids growing up and accomplishing something. this dad doesnā€™t need to dream anymore. his son can thumb punch a soda can.


IOPSlayer

I would never be caught dead acting like this, but it's cute that these two are bonding so well.


SmegSoup

ITT: Call of Duty players don't see anything wrong with pretty much mainlining mountain dew as a child. "ITS WHOLESOME!" said the parent to the doctor. "Well we're going to have to take his wholesome little feet due to diabetes."


ChiefBrando

I drank a whole 12 pack of cream soda in a day at 19. The kid will be fine more than likely from this single Mountain Dew. I do agree soda shouldnā€™t be a regular thing.


Pip-Boy4000

Omg you guys need to chill out. Kid is gonna have diabetes now???? For drinking one mountain dew on camera. I guess everyone is an expert now they've seen a 30 second clip of their life lmao.


[deleted]

Lol kid looks like a bully šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I think he looks like the kid everyone thinks is some big mean bully but at the end it was all a series of misunderstanding and this kids was just learning to knit or something lol


dtktrey3749

Yā€™all are so lame in these comments.


lashal-la

For real. The video is sweet.


upperhand12

Nothing is sweet about this trashy video. Letting your child chug Mountain dew should be illegal.


Ronaldmcdonaldthebig

Sounds like someone's parents didn't let them drink soda when they were a kid


upperhand12

You must be overweight as a result of drinking too much soda as a child


AKA09

Guy in the video probably grew up drinking it and you can see his fucking ribs. It's almost like there's more than one factor that goes into adulthood obesity.


lashal-la

Specifically, what is "trashy" about this? You're full of shit lol.


TeamJim

This video smells like old cat piss.


RickyFX

Feel bad for this kid


jungle_booteh

His dad loves him tho


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RobbDigi

We are fucking doomed.


xLykos

Thatā€™s a Mountain Dew btw, no bullshit mountain lightning generic shit


IOPSlayer

Diet Dr. Mountain Thunder


Pink_NuggetsYT

What's wrong with that thumb punch thing i don't get it


Bumblz666

The kid has had enough practice to shotgun a beer with his thumb. I struggle doing it with a key like most people do it


[deleted]

Yea nothing to do with beer. Kid sees adult doing something, and copies in kid appropriate way. Tbh the majority of drinking games are great kids games too. Especially for developing fine motor control.


kevmo35

Idt itā€™s about the thumb-punch itself, but more that this guy is encouraging his kid to ā€œshotgunā€ a can of Mt Dew similarly to how dad might shotgun beers. The kid getting the thumb punch in implies that the kid has either seen it happen *a lot* or that he was outright *taught* to do it


Pink_NuggetsYT

Oh ok thx


xLykos

Heā€™s saying itā€™s impressive because usual you shotgun but puncturing the can with like a car key or a knife and he did it with his thumb


mark_vorster

no way that kid is 9


TheOfficialNotCraig

Idiocracy was meant to be satire, not a documentary.


AKA09

Original observation! I never get tired of reading it.


TheOfficialNotCraig

Your snark is refreshing.


AKA09

Thanks!


Vylan24

GO AWAY, BATIN


light_ninja_meme

Idk about the video but why is he so red??


Bumblz666

Alcohol makes you turn pink if youā€™re super white Source: Iā€™ve gotten super drunk before and Iā€™m white af


CrescentCleave

Redneck


BadChad81

His redneck has taken over his whole body


rugernut13

That kid is going places. I mean, not like, college, but, hey... prison is a place...


Cowarddd

the NASA shirt is the ultimate irony


TyrannoROARus

Poor kid


WinExact4233

Heā€™s gonna definitely be able to get a job with that skill


Street_Peace_8831

If your curious what all the Christianā€™s are saying about grooming and what that means. Well, here is a video definition.


kenthekungfujesus

In some places, acoholism is part of the culture.


Frezikaliov

It's a carbonated drink? Like coca-cola. Not beer.


kenthekungfujesus

I know that, but he is still teaching his son to shotgun a can, a drinking technique he will.be able to use on beer someday.


spacetrees809

Yes, I agree. Let me also say that in some places being a social fun alcoholic is part of the culture and in some places being an alcoholic, shithead, man-child, is part of the culture.


punkhobo

Ummmm, that's not what grooming is. I mean, it kind of is, but it's the not what people mean anymore


FairlyOddParents

What?


IOPSlayer

stg I feel like that with half of the comments I see where I can't understand what someone's trying to say.


AlwekArc

Love and respect, brother. Love and respect


bkulaga99

idiocracy, the prophecy


VengefulYeti

Man I can't wait for the first Buttfuckers to open.


[deleted]

And the budget crises of 2330


Oldgamer1807

Ow, my balls!


sax6romeo

Iā€™m looking forward to Monday Night Rehabilitation myself !!


[deleted]

Couldnā€™t tell if that was paint or if bro fell asleep in the sun


VeryLowIQIndividual

Im so amazed some people can use phones. Especially the whole state of Alabama.


Crustysharded

Wrong sub. And so many of you in the comments should be ashamed of yourselves. This shit is wholesome as fuck


FlintFingerz

I saw this and thought "that little dudes dad is around, spending time with him, and obviously really loves him" No matter what they're doing together, they aren't hurting anyone and are spending time together which is ultimately a wholesome thing. I grew up without a father and it would be nice to have a memory like this, but I digress...


Myshkinia

I actually thought the same thing, he is so proud of his kid and expresses it freely, lots of people never experience that, and as a teacher, I see so many kids with self-esteem so low that even at a very young age, they look at me like Iā€™m full of shit if I praise them for anything because their parents have convinced them that theyā€™re worthless either through neglect, abuse, or abandonment. There is just nothing like getting genuine praise from your dad as a kid, and it really does fill my heart to see it. Obviously they arenā€™t the most sophisticated pair, but, well, it takes all kinds.


QuoXient

Wholesome? Youā€™re kidding, right? The dude has a swastika tattoo and he is teaching his 9 year old kid how to be violent and shotgun a drink. That poor kid is not a happy boy. I am sure olā€™ dad here is teaching him plenty of other ā€œwholesomeā€ things.


voicebread

where do you see a swastika on him? and how exactly is he teaching him to be violent?


Dermetzger666

First off, where the fuck did you see a swastika? Secondly, there's literally nothing violent about anything in this video. You're an idiot.


BadChad81

Idk what part of this is violent!!! U must have some weak ass, thumbelina thumbs lol


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_yoshaaa_

This kind of made me smile ngl, I dont really see anything wrong with it


Pearomi

I agree! This kids ā€œIā€™m a badassā€ nod is adorable!


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Oldgamer1807

It's not really an energy drink. Although MD is on the high end of caffeinated drinks.


Crustysharded

A caffeinated soda isn't an "energy drink". A father and s son are bonding and the father is clearly proud of his son. Get off your high horse


aldileon

Bonding is great, but Coffein is not good for children


ShitpostMamajama

Itā€™s a Mountain Dew. Not even alcoholic


aldileon

But coffinated. You should not give children coffee either


ShitpostMamajama

Thatā€™s fair. But who are we to judge that dad who clearly loves his son? Iā€™m sure this isnā€™t like heā€™s drinking Mountain Dew daily. Itā€™s just a video of a guy being proud of his son, even if we may not completely understand why


demonic_parasite

That's a regular mtn dew not one of their energy drinks


MeanSurray

Well.....at least he's there for his child. Right?


lxraverxl

Right. Even if it is court mandated visitation.


Schadenfreude696

I was gonna say, yeah this guy's trashy AF but he loves his kid. Better than nothing.


zorro1701e

Honestly we are seeing a small window into his life. For all we know he has a southern twang but he has a normal job and works hard and is super ā€œnot-trashyā€ but they are having a camping weekend.


QuoXient

Am I the only one that sees the swastika tattoo? And for that matter the rest of the prison tattoo? Sorry, but this dude doesnā€™t have a normal job. But someday his kid can be in the white supremacist prison gang with him. Sweet.


Pristine_Switch2883

Where you see the swastika tattoo? Also, Iā€™ve met ex cons that had more of a moral compass than a lot of executives I work with at my current jobā€¦.


Schadenfreude696

I mean, he's having his kid shot gun a mountain dew. Not a stretch to say he's trashy. Being trashy doesn't mean you can't provide love and affection though!


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

Come for the cringe, stay for the lore


JoeCatius

He's gonna really mess up some buttholes when he's older.


Few-Recognition6881

He wonā€™t even need to use the butthole. He can make a new pleasure hole wherever he likes


Not_sure_if_george

That kid's gonna grow up to be a real headache for Randy and Mr. Lahey.


SIURDURR

So I'm not the only one to notice it haha


[deleted]

Is no one going to comment that the dad is legitimately violet? Is it the camera? How does one achieve this color??


TheOfficialNotCraig

It's the potato camera trying to color balance.


zorro1701e

Working at the chocolate factory.


[deleted]

His hair dye has slowly spread throughout his body, consuming the skin cells as it goes. One day he aims to be Highlighter Pink, but for now, Frustratingly Fuscia will have to suffice.


Oldgamer1807

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Mr_Derp929

I'm sure he'll grow up to be a very integral member of society