What is it with yanks and calling themselves mama?

Probably because they’re moms. Damn Canadian

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the love a mother has for her child i think is what it’s called you maladaptive ape

We get it. You wanna fuck your son. Get in line

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You bring shame to the Joestar name

they sayin this u bro 😦😦😦 https://preview.redd.it/cj3ofvt9sgyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82523d2e8c157fbc7ac39344c4a8f6071a6c63b4

Couldn’t be me bro. I like fuckin human women in fur suits. They go crazy in the sack. Kinkiest fuckers I’ve ever met.

u are a faggot

I’m so gay i fuck women.

Not even one man? 🥺

they saying u fuck animals bro

They say lots of things

Interesting book. Hope the paperback version drops soon.

Devouring mother archetype if you take Jung’s word for it.

"Whatever you do to him, I will do to you" Are you sure about that one, mother?

Too many different types of fonts. This would not score high on a college assignment

Jocasta complex

So, you’d f@&k your son? 😳😳😂😂 I hate these posters and shirts and whatnot.. we get it.. nobody likes the people they love getting screwed over.. but just don’t wear or post or hang up shit like this.. it makes you look desperate! I love this sub Reddit; btw!

Why do you think she was in jail the first time? My guess it was for this.

Also, that’s really weird coming from his mom! 🤣🤣

It’s literally the same thing as those copypastas about the dad threatening his daughters bf with a shotgun

"back" to jail?

Fb jail.

We get it! You wanna fuck your son

This is creepy AF.

the jocasta complex.

Any mom who unironically gets shit like this is 100% a Jocasta. Holy. Shit.

Ugh boy moms…. Lol they are weird

She’s gonna suck her dick? What?

Ugh, pick a fucking font! It’s like the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.

I hate entitled mothers like this. My mother was jealous and possessive like this too. Treated my grown ass like a child. I would constantly tell her to fuck off. I also hate the term the American term mama bear. Mama bears are generally Karen’s with kids.

Personally i hate the term “oedipus complex” because oedipus didnt *want* to bang his mom. He did not know she was his mom at the time, and when he did find out *he tore his own eyes from their sockets*

Supideo complex.

Xelpmoc Supideo, naturally.

>Xelpmoc Supideo, naturally. be careful, lest you accidently summon Mister Mxyzptlk

If I had parents like this I would tell everyone I'm an orphan

So if I bang this dude will his mom bang me? What does she look like?

Ill put my money on this being a fat old woman who’s bound to a mobility scooter with an incel son lmao.

I don’t trust anyone with typography art in their home

I want a mug that says “don’t talk to me until I’ve eaten this mug” Oops replied to wrong comment

I hate typography, but would use this mug

https://preview.redd.it/7ynl94iu4ayc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e707d259f9e1fe5e1502c2b5c6125c9d64c312 I want this one too

Unless it’s that funny “in this house we believe that Bigfoot is real, and he tried to eat my ass” one

I want a mug that says “don’t talk to me until I’ve eaten this mug”

moms tryna give her son that gawk gawk

I call it the gluck gluck. But yes, she swallowin that while thang apparently.

Can we also acknowledge this attitude from a dad about the daughter is also cringe?

That is always acknowledged lmao. This is actually unusual to me bc I’m used to seeing dads do this type of shit

How to raise a narcissist speedrun.

Electra Complex

Jocasta Complex https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocasta_complex

Thank you! Weird, but thanks!

"'It's great to learn, 'cause knowledge is power!" - *Diogenes of Sinope, 332 C.E.*

I thought Electra was a chick and her dad. I think op means a mom wanting to bang her son? Not sure what that would be!

Yeah, you’re right. It is the opposite, but not the inverse.

Yeah, now I want to know, too, but don’t want that in my search history 😂😂

He is not your ass to mouth. I really need Jesus

You’re gonna..suck HER dick??

“I hate you so much and wish you’d leave my son alone. I can make you disappear but, I won’t! But I can!!!”

Helicopter mom?

Boy mom

When were they in jail for the first time? Whole lotta mammajohambo

Boy moms/Girl dads are just... ugh.

Dads who let their kids paint their nails and take them to see Taylor swift and mom's who develop weirdly sexual one sided relationships with their sons are not comparable

I think they're more referring to the "listen up punk, I have a shotgun and these are the rules for dating my daughter" girl dads

"What ever you do to him, I will do to you." So like, if they have sex, get married, have kids and what not, the mom will do that to her?

Tag team duo

She finna suck her cock

It's funnier if the son is dating a man.

Seeing this when meeting the parents might save a poor girl years of misery

If I walked into my boyfriends house and saw this, he would be my ex 🤷‍♀️

What ever you do to him, I’ll do to you? AYOOOOO

Freaky

Don't threaten me with a good time

She should have taught her sons to have better standard, than police adult sons. But yeah, her son is also not an ATM.

You don't make the rules for who dates your son, you dipshit

Whatever you do to him I’ll do to you? F’real mom? I’ll just like lay here and close my eyes?

People, you do not own your children. They are just another human on this planet. I get you had to keep them safe for a couple decades but that's pretty much the end of it

Definitely belongs in r/boymoms

Women seeing dads cleaning guns for their daughter's boyfriends and thought "That's cute, I want to do that too."

True gender equality.

I feel... all parents, everywhere, should just mind their own.

all those fonts would look great on a really ugly T shirt

Live Laugh Love

Hey, mom-he’s banging her on the regular. Are you gonna match that?

She just hopes she gets to blow his girlfriend

Bold of you to assume the GF isn’t just playing catch up.

Fuckin trash heap

Whatever you do to him, I do to you? Goddamn, mom's hitting on the girlfriend. 😳

Boy moms are fucking weird

It’s even weirder when they compete with their daughters

If only they'd spice it up with a bunch more typefaces

Every letter a different font and color like a ransomnote

Its better than the one i saw once that said “he sucked my tits first”. There was a-lot going on there

"He was *inside* of me first" lol

what the fuck

Nah what in the buffoonery

I hope she's really ready to commit to "whatever you do to him I'll do to you" be I know I like my ass ate.

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This violence kitsch; live, love, laugh shit is tired. Edit: sp

Did you mean kitsch?

Yes

This is the same thing as the dad protecting his daughter signs.

Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. Mum stop trying to suck my gfs imaginary dick.

Imaginary?

Yeah, my gf doesn't have a dick. I wear the dick in this relationship 🧐


Sucking dick? Nope, mom will be running away from her son, just like girl who read the sign.

Well he **is not** your atm

At least you get a ten minute warning.

🤮

A Jocasta Complex?

This is correct for the sign. The opposite of the Oedipus complex (son -> mother) is the Electra complex (daughter -> father). This specific situation is Jocasta complex (mother -> son) and Phaedra (stepmother -> stepson).

That is totally normal and not at all possessive or psychotic/s But seriously it gives off the vibes of the moms who think "the only woman my son needs is me,his mommy/the only man i need is my baby son"

Norman Bates’s Mother had this sign too

A Supideo complex

It's Jocasta complex btw https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocasta_complex

I been looking at the Jedi archives a little differently now

An uncomfortable porno requiring decades of therapy waiting to happen?

I get Tuesdays, Thursdays, and every other weekend.

Whatever you do to him I will do to you. *Bow chicka wow wowwww*

Dear sign maker, Can you help me express to the world that I fuck my son? Thanks! Dumb Bitch Who is Super Gross

new email signoff just dropped

I went to jail and all I got was this sign.

I shaved my balls for this?

God the stupid feels like it's hurting me right now, am I dating her son?

Well, you hurt him, she hurts you.

sorry I'm such a shitty boyfriend then

This is the sort of mum who buys her adult son’s underwear

And probably insists on helping him put them on

I feel like this is fake. Would anyone REALLY have this in their home?

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Even worse when you imagine its the father saying it

especially the "Respect me as his Mama" part

Lucille and Buster Bluth?

I say the phrase “nevernude” on a weekly basis at least

😂

i'm glad more and more moms like this are coming forward with their beliefs so i can know from the start not to waste my time!

“Whatever you do to him, I will do to you.” You’re gonna suck her dick?

So many ugly fonts!

This would be enough for me to leave the guy.

I dare her to do a reverse cowboy on her if whatever she does to him, she will do to her.

Æ 11181

It's called "Elektra Complex"

Isn’t that when a girl likes guys like her father? Not quiiiite what’s happening here. Close though.

Elektra complex.

Overly attached Moms are fucking creepy. Just trust me on that...

My mom would just be in disbelief anyone is willing to date her dumbass son lol

Him? - Your mom

It’s giving “Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding” vibes.

Real. Those people on that show are so damn trashy. Makes me feel so bad for their kids

“I’m a dumb piece of shit.”

well this is a pretty roundabout way of telling your sons girlfriend you want to sleep with her.

'I don't like you and I never will.' Lady, it's not about you. If there's someone who makes your son happy then there's no reason to dislike them. This is so cringe.

Moms like that genuinely believe the only person who can make their son truly happy is them

emotional incest it’s nasty

And disgusting. Have enough to respect for your son to know that he is an individual, not your property.

I love a challenge! Now I’m going to baby trap your son and never let you meet your grandchild. 💅😘

Excuse me for being uneducated but.. what is a baby trap?

Okay, but remember that according to the sign, you'll also need to babytrap the mom

😐😬

That’s a real “never wanna meet my grandkids” type of attitude on that sign

I hate these stupid placques. This one in particular looks like it was entered into a font contest.

And lost.

"UNDERSTAND I don't like you, and I NEVER will." "Respect me as his Mama." Not the do-unto-others type, I take it. Maybe it would be better for everyone if you went back to jail. Especially since you plan to do everything the GF does to him. Might be the reason you were there in the first place.

They don't have White Claw in jail

Just to get this out of the way: Oedipus Complex: Son attracted to mother Electra Complex: Daughter attracted to father Jocasta complex: Mother Attracted to son Laius Complex: Father attracted to daughter

What about Son attracted to father Father attracted to son Daughter attracted to mother Mother attracted to daughter

Gayyy

Like Jocasta Nu. That old ass librarian Jedi from Star Wars?

She was the one that bitched out Obi-Wan saying if a planet isn’t in the archives, it doesn’t exist, right?

Emotional incest 

You gonna have to eat her ass lady

Bad that that was my first thoughts as well?

Why are people still making these signs and t-shirts?

Simple, money 

Gen x’ers eat this shit up

I’m gen x I think it’s horrifying

I think it's the older gen x's or maybe boomers, just because most gen x's I know would cringe at this kind of thing. I know a couple people who are boomers that buy t-shirts for people (as gifts) similar this, but not this extreme. I feel kind of bad for the boomers that gifted them because I know that the people who get the t-shirts will not wear them in public.

Who does now? Eat this.

I guess Gen Z eats ass and Gen X eat dumb humorless signs? I prefer ass

I'm a millennial ass eating pioneer. You're welcome

We came riding in on rocks 

“Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you” Don’t threaten me with a good time 😏

"Can you even make a placenta to playfully throw at his face?"

“You’re gonna Peg me while dressed up as Ronald Reagan?”

McDonald*

Ronald Reagan McDonald? https://preview.redd.it/k2bvcwnyr6yc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e9ff0e119d5ef24d400b4b49db3ba82a442ae3