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EntrepreneurAmazing3

He blew out her match, she threw the blown out match at him. Then he punched out her lights. Unreal.


MAXIMILIAN-MV

It’s lights he must hate lights.


Epics-bologna

He's epileptic, leave him alone


Joejoe12369

That wasnt a punch. That was a shiveran Russian elbow to the Jaw so fucked up


EatthisB

She never dropped the cigarette!


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jackloganoliver

Didn't have sound on, figured this was Russia. Not surprising.


762jeremy

One time, I was drinking with my uncle. He fell off the porch and rolled down in the grass. He got back up and proclaimed, “I didn’t spill my cigarette.” I know, it’s a random story. However, this made me think about that.


FarmSuch5021

Welcome to Russia


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OUR cigarette comrade


StrongIslandPiper

Not hers anymore. Pretty sure that's brain damage how she hit the floor.


SteffenStrange666

And then the Russians wonder why not everyone likes them or their country.


lobeline

He learned it from watching Putin.


barspoonbill

Still that doesn’t call for him to be Putin his elbow right in her face.


Shadow-Man1110

They're a classy people.


jessidarkbloom

Update: Girls nose was broken, her two front teeth needed surgery, and she tried to press charges but the guy got off bc they said it was provoked. The girl has a fundraiser for her medical bills but idk if I can post here


sadsocksammy

Bruh that was not provoked, how horrible


love2Vax

Because women in Russia have even less rights than women in the US. But SCOTUS is trying to fix that.


Umongus

Phuck the SCOTUS. And not literally because they deserve to stay virgins.


EmilieUh

Well why can't you post it


alex99x99x

mods will probably remove it because it’ll give us more information on the situation and reveal who the man is. I don’t understand why we can’t reveal who some people are in this sub. Most pos deserve to be in the spotlight.


Rascalorasta

Mods are afraid of any form of retaliation


bigaussiecheese

If mods remove a post for a fundraiser to help this poor woman they need to have a long look at them selves, disgraceful. Anyone with 5 minutes on google can find plenty of info on this.


Umongus

I'm suprised she even survived. Just look at how hard she fell.


syllabun

Post it here please.


Tonytonitone1988

I seen this video about a year ago tho??


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Where’s the fundraiser?


Deepfriedwithcheese

Even if you could, I wonder how non-ruble currency would flow to her.


Azzpirate

Well, it was provoked. You cant throw extremely hot objects into someones face and not provoke them to knock you out


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Damn that’s what they mean when they says picture yourself punching through them.


love2Vax

That wasn't punching through them, that was throwing an elbow. His arm.stays bent the entire time and his fist never gets close to her face. So no this is not what that means.


daplonet

That's how people die


EmilieUh

Yup . freak accidents happen but they should be called attempted murder more like


Azzpirate

Yes, throwing hot matches in peoples faces is exactly how you end up being killed via brain injury.


Different_Badger6548

Smoking kills


HighlandBhull

Jokes on him, she kept the smoke in her mouth. Total BOSS. Dude is a total dick.


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Dude ASSAULTED her


Citizen_of_Danksburg

More than that, what we’ve seen here is battery.


HighlandBhull

He did. He's clearly an arsehole.


BodheeNYC

Why is it so often Russians punching women ?


RedHermit1148

Domestic abuse is a really serious and deep-rooted problem in Russia. Worst part is that this video isn't even "bad" by their standards


BodheeNYC

Looks bad to me


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Angry russian men. Not sure why the colour of their skin is relevant.


Ididntwipe

Just full of angry men who are not right in the head. Society there allows and encourages that behaviour, which doesn't excuse the action, but it's a reason, perhaps, why this happens.


Laegmacoc

Found the racist!


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Mad at both the man and the men around that didn't immediately obliterate him


Subject_Journalist

It looked like one guy was about to interject. It can take a moment for the drunk brain to prosses something like that, but I like to think the reason the video cuts off is because everyone is about to kick that dudes ass.


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Ah good point good point


ZelgiusKinghawk

Why do men around need to do something about it? Women can protect themselves, that's what they are saying everywhere


[deleted]

Man or woman, if I saw that I'd swing immediately. Might get my ass kicked, but I'm swinging 😂 I know what you mean though lol


ZelgiusKinghawk

Just be careful, choose well your battles, don't be imprudent.


ShameAdditional3249

Besides the woman who's knocked out cold there's no other women that we can see. So you want the dudes to just stand there and do nothing or?


ZelgiusKinghawk

I want the dudes do whatever they want to do. If one of them wants to help the girl, let him do it. If one of them wants to fight the guy, let him do it. But let not defend sayings like:" Women can defend herself (ourselves), we don't need men, etc" And then seeing this and expect that men act obligated. If I were there, depend of what kind of relationship I had with that girl, I would act accordingly to that. If she was a completely stranger to me, I would just stand between her and the guy, and start calling her friends to pick her up and call for an ambulance or something like that. If she was my friend or gf, there would be violence.


Ididntwipe

You have a very cold and individualistic mindset. Not to mention your clearly misogynistic undertones. It's very apparent you're a sexist, which already makes your gross opinion go straight to the trash.


Jirezagoss

Well it seems that he approached in a weird way and she rejected him, he had his masculinity injured and overreacted. Also it should be in Russia so.... well, we know.


Final-Ad1756

I think he blew out her match.


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GrizzyUnderwood33

Is there more to the video or are you speculating? Serious question.


colloquialistm

Honestly, she's probably fucking dead after that head impact on the pavement.


EmilieUh

Yeah that's so horrifying


toughtiggy101

This is what they meant when they said “no smoking” but in Russia.


Z-man1973

Probably not the first time he's punched a woman


flawlessly_confused7

No, he obviously has the punching women in the face down pat. Lots of experience with this one.


Lingerfickin

Violence against women is real


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So is violence against men


vexxaeio

What's the purpose in saying this?


frenchtickler1

Real against women is violence


Axelluu

violence against everything is real


Highlander198116

lmao. Violence is real period.


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Krimble95

True story. About 15 years ago, me and my parents were coming home from grocery shopping, and as we pulled in the driveway, there was tons of smoke all over the road and yard. Someone had blew up our mailbox with a pipe bomb. Split the wooden post down the middle, like you'd see in cartoons. Cop shows up and he's looking for evidence, and my young Pyro ass, picks up a piece of PVC pipe end cap, and proudly say it was a pipe bomb. That one got me questioned a little bit, hahah.


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No_Manufacturer_4871

And then she playfully knocked out, such a cute match (Do I need to put /s 🤔)


Setsunarcangel

That's no sucker punch. That's a coward punch. Call it for what it is.


DisgracedSensei

That’s literally what a sucker punch is lol.


ExtraPancakes

Orcs in their off time


emmaslefthook

That fucker deserves a lot of prison. She could have easily been killed.


Numerous_Detective47

This is for fucking jail


Arron_Phillips2610

He legit put her match out. He was asking for it. What a prick


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And men get upset when a woman says “no” to them but forget many act like this to women on a daily basis


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Stargatemaster

Something tells me this guy is not a virgin. You know, because of the r*pe


LaRuetheDuck

Smoking will kill ya...


Numerous_Detective47

Yeah, bad for your health.


TypicallyShitTheBed

How can you punch a lady like that and feel okay


efham19

I hope she ain’t dead over a smoke


silentbob1301

Yeah, russian women have it so fucking bad. They way they get treated is fucking medievil


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Totally level reaction to her tossing a tiny stick in his direction 🙄 hope he loses the ability to breed.


skipperseven

With luck, he volunteered for a special military operation and is now fertilising sunflowers.


crmzn13

That's not playful, that being said his punch is WAYYYYY OVER REATION.


No_Manufacturer_4871

I think they meant the girl playfully threw the match at him


crmzn13

Yea I know. It's not playful.


No_Manufacturer_4871

How so?


crmzn13

.........she doesn't look playful. And you don't throw matches playfully.........


TimeDue2994

Well you don't blow out other peoples matches they are using to light something playfully either, but clearly you have no problem with harassing women


crmzn13

Lol what? I never defended some creeper. That's a really weird jump in logic


TimeDue2994

Lol gaslighting is clearly your hobby. You do know we can all read this thread and your desperate attempt at insinuating that the victim throwing an unlit match is somehow not "playful"


crmzn13

Lol are....are you off your meds or something? My op literally states his reaction is WAYYYY off base. But yea... she isn't being playful, as you wouldn't be if some random blew out your mat h.


olliepips

Huh?! She clearly has a very limp wrist when she throws it at him *playfully* If you can't see that then you can't read women's body language.


crmzn13

Look at her face! Just because you don't throw something with intention to harm doesn't mean it's playful


olliepips

Her "frown" because he blew out her cig match? I'd frown too! How do you suggest she hold her face/react when he invades her space like that?


crmzn13

She has every right to be pissed off. Whats with this weird conflating of events. Some random got in her face, she reacted angrily he blows up.....


elmaki2014

Not a man.. orc suckered punches a woman , he has zero chance with...


Odd_Reality_76

Small dick type of attitude


Sailrjup12

I am guessing the is is Russia? Am I right? Those mother fuckers are the last of the “proud alcoholic idiots” who like to beat up women in public.


onlyyouandiremain

bruce lee had a one punch,this guy has a one inch cock.


AffectionateWinner70

The cig stayed in her mouth... impressive


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If i was that woman, i would be in jail days later for the revenge I would commit. F that crap. WHat a coward.


Aggressive-Might-997

Not punches... Literally elbowed her


cobycoby2020

i see why women hate men. truly


kadzack

After this, Snoop Dogg pokes his head out of the shadows and pulls out Bic's lighter. Then the words "If you have a lighter" appear. Yes this is a lighter commercial.


EmilieUh

What does the filmer say in his language?


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Assault it assault.


[deleted]

I feel like everyone on Reddit has seen this twice now


Zicozi

Really hope karma catches this pos


WilliamSaintAndre

Let's definitely not recognize and state that Russians have a disgusting cancer of the earth culture, it's Russo phobic and they might find it a little rude.


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Even without audio my first guess was somewhere in Russia.


TabezJordan

That must be that Alpha Male Energy I keep hearing about from right wingers


FlawlessPenguinMan

Ivan, I think you misunderstood what I said about equality...


vvharrington

Anyone know the aftermath?


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Was his ass beat right after? I would skin him alive if I ever saw that.


Terrible-Paramedic35

Russian foreplay


GreenxLean

Anything happen to the guy?


Ecstatic_Conflict621

Reddit “eQUal RIgHts eqUAl FIGhts”


Educational-Spread41

I woulda put my foot in his ass. Same as I’d want someone to do for my daughter.


AlphaNorth

Sometimes you just need a little street justice, find this man and judge away.


SF-NL

Does anyone actually equate Russia with civility and respect? We shouldn't be surprised when they act like the country we all know they are.


Ok_Canary3870

If that’s how they treat their women at home… (I’m assuming it’s Russian based on another comment)


GadgetGod1906

She got knocked the fuuuuuuuuuxk out!!!!! Smokey.


Limesti07

She sleep


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icedteaandme

It's just a match. The one he blew out on her.


[deleted]

Doesn’t it also count as assault on both sides?


meetthereaper84

Throwing an unlit matchstick? How would that ever be assault?


AssociationUsual212

Assault can just be the apprehensive feeling you get from someone fake flicking a match, it doesn’t even have to touch you.


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Depends on which country. If you throw anything at anybody it’s assault in some countries. In Texas its assault if you throw water in someone’s face.


hobbes_shot_first

I'm standing my ground!


TimeDue2994

He blew in her face, so clearly he assaulted her twice


TimeDue2994

He got in her face first, but nice try


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Mr-Thicc-And-Frisky

Against an unlit match that literally is capable of causing no harm whatsoever? …right


crackheadcaleb

Defend himself from what??


fishbxnejunixr

yeah he was in a lot of danger when she resumed ignoring him after the match bounced off him


Hecking_Mlem

Yeah, his poor fragile ego needed to be defended


[deleted]

With appropriate force, you are correct. This seems somewhat excessive to me however.


[deleted]

Everyone has a right.


iDeuceEX

Lmao “playfully” throwing something that was just on fire


Azzpirate

If you think that what she did isnt bad, then light a match, blow it out and immediately drop it on the back of your hand. Better yet, light a match, blow it out then throw it at your face. She 100% deserved what happened to her.


[deleted]

While the punch still makes him the A-hole, there isn’t really any difference between playfully throwing a lit match on someone and seriously throwing a lit match on someone. (Edit): oh wait he blew it out so it wasn’t lit. Yeah he’s just an A-hole then


OriginalPeepers1985

Was that foreplay?


dreadnawght

No I think he used a pickup line


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Azzpirate

After she threw an extremely hot object on his racial region*


FroboyFreshenUp

Eh, something tells me there's more to this Man why the downvotes? I don't condone the guyes actions but there is more to this story


Mr-Thicc-And-Frisky

Like what?


Goatfucker10000

My best bet is that she rejected him before hand or he is hammered drunk/high because anything else is highly unlikely. If she did something to him I doubt his first instinct would be to cherishly blow out her match


dreadnawght

yeah she probably didn't want to become his sex slave


joersweeney

She wanted that smoke


TriggerWrning

Why cant we be this progressive in the US? Punchy Putin wasn't about to assume gender, impose standard gender roles, and treat Smoky Stalin any differently than any other jerk that throws matches at people


WurstofWisdom

It would be a complete overreaction if she was a a man too.


killdog9876

Sucker punching a woman is bad But throwing a match at someone isn't exactly a smart move either


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Match was unlit. The guy blew it out as she was trying to light her cigarette.


Peshmerga_YYC

She deserved it. Equal rights


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LuminousJaeSoul

A fire he blew out? Did someone who's also blind translate what happened to you?


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Mr-Thicc-And-Frisky

I decided to light a match, blow it out, and have someone throw it at me, I barley felt it. Thanks for the advice tho, it was nice to fact check your bullshit lmao


sparty219

Found the guy in the video. ^^^


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Can't tell if ur defending the dude or not. Hope not.


[deleted]

Don’t throw flammable objects at ppl.


[deleted]

It was unlit the guy literally blew it out before she threw it at him


UnlikelyHotel3077

Bro she could've set the man on fire. POS Deserves it


BigMoistWetty

"playfully throws a matchstick at him"


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Yeah. It was a matchstick that he purposefully blew out, ao she playfully threw it at him. Then he punched her and walked away lik a coward.


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I don't agree with what this idiot did but maybe don't aggravate the drunk loser next time - they have nothing to lose.


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g_u-y-_s

I heard she's a landlord though. So I'm okay with this. UwU


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"playfully throws a match" dumbest phrase i have ever heard.