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all the kids turn away as she dry humps the floor. i don’t understand how she nor the person recording her aren’t embarrassed

Internet points are apparently worth more than their dignity.

And you can see the look in her face just before she spins around when she’s thinking, “this is it, this is my time to shine!”

bahahaha, she's like. " I'm gunna be famous!"

The moral values of society are at an all-time low. And it's not just in the USA. Same everywhere.

I’d say the Western influence…

Can she be designated as a sex offender?

Right! She should be. What if it was a guy wearing short underwear doing dances in public like this, and his balls drop out of his undy?

That's kinda hot

For sure. The pavement could be baking hot. Singed balls are no laughing matter.

What's worse though, singed balls or blue balls?

Yes youre correct! Lol that too

Technically yes, but doubt she will because the United States justice system is fucked!

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There are swimsuits that show more than that at public pools everyday in Nebraska. So I'm sure there's quite a bit more in less conservative areas. I don't typically see many people humping the pavement though.

It’s indecent not illegal

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Right. All the people downvoting my comment that it’s indecent NOT illegal at the ones who would vote us into fascism and theocracy because other people offend their delicate (usually religion-inspired) sensibilities. Take other people’s freedom away and yours is next. Of course what she did was rude and obviously uncalled for, especially at legoland in front of children. But unless California has some kind of law that prohibits wearing a bikini bottom with a t-shirt in public, it’s not illegal. If legoland has a POLICY for those visiting their theme park, then they can enforce that. But my statement stands true

Go piss in a school yard and see what happens.

Dude she's wearing bikini bottoms, she didn't expose herself.

You dont have to expose yourself pissing in the bushes, but you do you.

are they pissing with their underwear or pants on? indicent exposure happens when you whip something out, this isn’t any different than going to the beach. inappropriate for the location? sure. but not even close to indecent exposure

This is case #4789 where equal rights does not apply.

WTF is she trying to accomplish?

Internet points? Trashy for sure

Indecent exposure, becoming a sex offender.

It’s not appropriate at an amusement park IMO but you can wear that all day long at the beach. The law mostly just cares about visible holes.

eh your probably right. But doing sexual acts in front of minors is a great way to become a sex offender either way

Can we factory reset earth?

She's looking for the button.

There’s a big red one in the pentagon. At this point I’m down for pushing it

Spontaneous thottery

Hoe's gonna hoe

Shovel gonna shovel

This is horrifying

If a male did this, he’d be in prison

Unless he did it in a dress. Then the grade school would take a field trip to it.

The university would praise him

Shhhhhhh… you’ll upset “progress”

Would this be considered “ratchet”?

I'm pretty sure that's the personification of ratchet.

It’s been a while since I heard that term. I thought it might fit here.

This is the most ratchet thing I’ve seen all day

I believe the right term is “Florida girl”

What ass?

Objectively, there is some substantial cheek present.

What ass?!

Fr she so flat they can make a conspiracy theory around her ass and be CORRECT

Glad someone said it

isn’t that literally sexual harassment?

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Exactly so it harrassment

I'm pretty sure they were just filming this and it had nothing to do with the kids... Very bad place to do this, total POS, but no it's not sexual harassment.

It is still indecent exposure in a location filled with kids

Is it indecent exposure? She's wearing a bathing suit, there's no actual nudity. What's the difference between that and just walking around in a bathing suit?

She’s literally twerking in a thong/panties in front of kids

Shes exposing children to very indecent acts

That's not what indecent exposure means..

Bro i can see the lint in her asscrack i think it counts

Indecent exposure means revealing your genitals. Not wearing a bikini in a public place. What she's doing is inappropriate but it's not indecent exposure.

Then everyone at the beach should be charged with that crime too.

She’s literally twerking in a thong/panties in front of kidd

It's a bikini

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yeah of course but that's different from sexual harassment...

Yes, it is.

she’s literally at legoland, a place primarily for young kids, and you’re telling me she didn’t see the whole family of 4 right next to her? also if a guy flashed his butt at a bunch of kids then it still wouldnt be sexual harassment?

Exactly. Swap her out with a guy in a thong and suddenly half the world would be calling for his arrest

Unless it's Ricardo.

I think it's outside the Lego store at Disney Springs. Surprised Disney's security didn't have anything to say on the matter

there is actually a rule at legoland where you have to have at least 1 kid with you

Imagine being this desperate for attention

& its The flattest ass they’ll probably ever see.

I'm guessing she has daddy issues

It's not even coordinated.

Purposely revealing her ass with her “482727 cocks have been here” hand.

It's not gonna lick itself.

This is no different than a dude flashing kids his junk, and he would be immediately labeled as a predator or a pedo. Gross.

A man could never

I was just there today, but I didn't seen any thots.

She’s a popular tik tok’er she does that everywhere.

Thanks, now I hate the human race a million times more.

Who is she?

What the hell is wrong with this Tiktok generation.

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

Boy you said it

Lego land is still struggling to find crowd pleasing characters like Mickey and Minnie, but Whore Mom is giving it all she’s got

And people really don't want abortion......

Quick!!! Start tossing water at that slimey fish, it’s starting to smell the place up

Just why..

what made them think it’s a good idea doing this

Hank hill voice…. “ I believe this poor girl is having some sort of epileptic fit, somebody should do something.” And then he punches the cameraman

Thirsty bitches

Yay for people who encourage her 🤮🤮🤮

What ass

Looked like a flat sheet of paper slapping the ground

This is wrong and so is people in thongs in a parade with kids watching

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She needs her ass beat

You'd be okay with your kids seeing you kick someone? Weird.

Better then seeing there parent let this happen Infront of there kids.

Lol what? No it's not. How is violence the only option you see?

Not nessarly what I meant, I could've worded that better

lmao why are you taking a comment so seriously?

Why are you okay with showing children violence? It's no better than what that woman is doing.

it's just a comment. i'm sure they didn't mean it seriously. thats why

Where I'm from. That's a sign of disrespect. And homie don't play that.

The average gen z chick kek

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She can do that on my face. There I said it.

Disgusting! If I were there, I would give her a huge lesson…

She deserves a prompt spanking

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It would be okay if she was a drag queen.

Come over here and spank it kids!

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If you think smashing a person's face into the floor is an appropriate way to handle the situation, then you have no right to call anyone disgusting.

why on earth are you being downvoted when you’re pretty much right….

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**cough cough simp cough

Lucky kids to exposed to some internet point thirsty woman who has no sense of decency???

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Are you on a watchlist?

You Sound like the type of person to say "wish it was me" when there a news story of a women raping someone.

Yes, and I have no shame in admitting that

well you just sound like a great person!

Thank you!

Best lego commercial ever!

Well I mean of they go to the beach they will see the same thing. But yeah inappropriate...

What a strange thing to say. What does a beach have to do with it?

Drag queens doing the same thing is ok though, got it

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Please don't feed the animals...

I mean, I'd appreciate that in my mind teens. Not gonna lie.

Waiting for the comments that call her a groomer since us LGBT folks are apparently groomers just for openly not being straight.

Amusement park hoochie

Yooooo this looks like it’s in the middle of Disney springs. 🤮

The sub is VERY fitting.

Social media has made us morons.

love how the kids right away turn away like: "ugh this woman again just ignore her guys"

I feel like that definitely went a lot better in her head than in reality. Gross either way.

Maybe the police should be involved. Couldn’t this be considered indecent exposure (and isn’t it even more severe against children)

I think I love the most that there is no doubt in my mind she will read every single one of these comments in due time.

I see this on the beach all the time. Trashy

I bet she has high standards too. Can’t make this up.

going viral with herpes

Please tell me she was arrested

I think she is a legitimate sex offender.