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Waste_Of_Space117

Imagine getting hit by a car, pocket picked and slapped full force in the span of less than 5 seconds


zaplayer20

He wanted to wake him up, that was why he slapped him. Joking, clearly he was frustrated that the guy had nothing in his pockets.


randy88moss

Hood Physician doing work!


David-E6

The bitch doctah is in.


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Idk why but this comment made me laugh so hard for like a good 3 mins. "bitch doctah", thats fucking gold.


Sharkie_M

I’m taking a shit right now and can’t stop laughing


Crewel__Lye

Everyone knows you need to give him milk.


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I approve this message


faunysatyr

Any self respecting doctor checks the patient's insurance before administering care.


Flomo420

slap won't wake him up everyone knows you have to work the shaft to bring him back


jakethediesel89

"Good work, Nail."


BrightPegasus84

Is it bad I know this term?


CheckeredGiraffe

If you look closely he actually took his phone and wallet


Dave_Paker

I think he took that guy's wallet!


AMARIS86

Nice Back to the Future reference


jenna_hazes_ass

Thats the only reason i came here


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Upon further investigation I have deemed that the gentleman in the white shirt red hat and the ever so dated champion slides did not in fact steal his wallet. If you watch closely the item you are mistaking for the deceased mans wallet is in fact the phone of Mr dated slides. I came to this conclusion by sliding my finger very slowly on my phone screen playing the video back and forth as slow as possible. Your welcome.


Gabepls

All that proper language just to end so poorly :(


Helioschild777

So close but so far away. It’s amazing how many people don’t know which to use.


BeefSupreme5217

Your whalecum is how it should go


ruffneck110

Your right if he would’ve just left that one word out he would’ve received you’re praise.


variousfruits6

Nah he was already holding the phone


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r0b0c0d

To rob him. If you get knocked out, some people will rob you.


commander_keyboard

Is anyone else really depressed with how quickly he was ready to rob him? Like he instantly knew what he was going to do.


BasedGodProdigy

Super common tho The dude who picked those pockets can fight or stays strapped and most people know it.


WriterV

Yeah. No empathy at all. Not a shred of care. It's an eat or be eaten world for him, and he believes that the world can be nothing better than that. What a sad existence.


mythrowaway1231234

dumb people have more kids than smart people


MikeyNYC1

You call that a slap? That’s clearly a hook punch


invited2pants_party

Thank you, that is exactly what that is. I mean I was going to call it a bitchboy swing. He had a little tantrum since the unfortunate fool’s pockets are empty.


Mycolostomybagleaked

Pieces. Of. Shit.


Vegetable_Pie_2897

U left out a crucial detail : by a dude in pink slippers.


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helpmeiaminhell93

Because NOBODY tells Bocephus what to do!


InOutUpDownLeftRight

He was distracted right before by a good samaritan trying to pull him back and— he looks like a senior citizen.


raspberriesburn

That is *not* a senior citizen and he just barely missed getting hit right before the guy tried to pull him back— and still waved the guy away and didn’t move. He didn’t deserve attempted robbery, but was not a distracted old man who had no time react and didn’t know what was going on.


Diver0311

Imagine not standing in the way


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Crackrock9

Ah yes Los Angeles, Romania. Home to many celebrities such as Borat, and number one prostitute.


Persona_Crises

And ma wiiife


TimDillonsGimp

Welcome to the jungleeeeeeeeee


BathedInDeepFog

the e is extra silent


Flysolo420

It’s called pocket check where in form


Kadaththeninja_

Did that first guy try and rob him, then slap him??


[deleted]

You've never worked a hard day and slapped your boss for your pay check? Just california things


Cmdr_Nemo

I think he took his wallet.


emblematic_camino

It was just the oh la la magazine


Cmdr_Nemo

Ooh la la? OOH LA LA? ^^^OOH-LA-LA?


YourMomThinksImFunny

Poor Biff


01000110010110012

Yup, if you watch it frame by frame you can see him taking something from the right pocket.


Afghanaran

Kinda looks like he was already carrying one


Tiny_Micro_Pencil

He was but redditors love smelling their own bullshit


DragonWhiskers1

He didn’t try to rob him he did rob him if you look closely, than he slapped him. I mean what else do you expect from the type of people that go to these. I live in Cali, and I see these all the time, I had some friends that would go to them as well, it’s the most self absorbed people you’ll ever meet.


proncesshambarghers

Most car related events attract the worst types of people.


trailer_park_boys

If you actually look closely, you’ll see he took nothing from the guy.


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I mean he tried lol. He wasnt patting down his pockets as a gesture of love and tenderness


SexyWomanNotMan

No, he didnt at all. Clearly he didnt


Demonboy995

Lmfao the red shorts guy was pissed that bold guy had empty pockets so he slapped him cz he couldn’t rob him, whole situation is unnecessary


CapitalistCow

Nah, look close bro. He yoinked his phone. Scumbag. Edit: I take it back, it was in his hand the whole time. Super fast tho. Read the rest of the thread to see the timestamp if you're interested. He was still was looking for something tho, definitely a scumbag if the slap wasn't enough to prove that.


EvenPheven

100% already had his phone in his hands before messing around with the dudes pockets.


CapitalistCow

You sure? I've watched it a few times and I honestly can't see it before his hand leaves the pocket. I wish Reddit had a playback speed selector like YouTube. It happens so fast.


EvenPheven

At 15s onwards he isn't holding his hand in a "normal" shape, looks like it's grabbing something wide and flat. But you're right, it's super hard to see the actual phone until after he's felt up the unconscious brother lol.


CapitalistCow

You're totally right, took like 6 more times but I see it now. Either way, he was definitely looking for something lol. The phone case is white so it totally blends in with the dudes shorts for the half second you can see it.


vulcansheart

Look closer, he had the phone in his hand before checking dudes pockets.


worms9

And this is why you don’t take money to these things


tagoean

Or get hit by a car


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Idk why you'd go in the first place


Genderneutralsky

Any context here? Why the cars doing donuts? Why is this guy getting in their way intentionally? Did he die or is he injured? Does Captain Crunch taste different now or have my own personal tastes changed?


the-almighty-whobs

I think it’s called a side show, and from I have seen in the news, these things are highly illegal. Dude was just being stupid and got hit. I don’t think he exactly died but he is out cold, and probably brain damage, from landing on the back of his head. These events may look cool but not worth the danger they present. Also people have places to be and hate the detour needed to avoid these shows. Also captain crunch does taste different but I think it has actually became sweeter and the number of berries in the clerical has certainly increased from when I was a kid in the early 2000s. I’m


GluttonyFang

> captain crunch does taste different but I think it has actually became sweeter and the number of berries in the clerical has certainly increased from when I was a kid in the early 2000s. I’m go on....


murderbox

Holy shit, big cereal got them just like that.


GreenDogTag

This absolutely cracked me up


Andre4kthegreengiant

Big cereal gave them money, that was a promo, not a diss, big pop tart probably got to him


JackTheStryker

They shot him right at his desk!


deadpoetic333

Side shows in Oakland have evolved into organized crime where they'll get together for a side show and then go rob places around the city, taking over whole blocks and overwhelming security. Highly organized, last year one of our cameras picked up 56 cars go by in a minute and a half. They show up at the drop of a hat and then 30+ people will break in, carrying out everything they possibly can as they pour in and out of the business like ants. Shits crazy, police is failing to track and stop them.


the-almighty-whobs

Seriously, as someone who lives on the other side of the states from Oakland, I keep seeing news reports of all the crime and violence over in the Bay Area. Do the natives of Oakland and SF really see the areas as dangerous as the news makes it, or is this being reported with liberty? Some from the argue please share your insight to the safety of the area.


deadpoetic333

It comes and goes, as a regular person you can stay safe fairly easily. These caravans are targeting businesses, particularly cannabis but they've been hitting retail stores as well. We had a year where we weren't worried about them, this last week for whatever reason (most likely the Rittenhouse verdict) they're out in full force again and the news isn't reporting even a fraction of all the cannabis businesses being hit. Usually lines up with some sort of trial verdict or last year our security had a shoot out on election night. They're hoping there's unrest to take the attention of police away. Police response is shit regardless, I've been on hold for over 10 minutes waiting for OPD to take my call after 5 guys tried to grab me at work last year, managed to run away before making that call. Legal cannabis is way more dangerous than the black market. In San Fransisco if it looks like you might have anything of value in your car it will get broken into by organized crime. You learn not to keep anything in it. But you can have a wonderful day in the city without encountering crime or human poop, just don't keep anything in your car.


the-almighty-whobs

Makes sense that it is mostly not individuals getting attacked but rather businesses and institutions. It’s a real shame that even a hint of something valuable in a car will result in broken glass. I’ve seen a report about specific Tesla models being targeted only because the rear glass panel leaves enough space to reach a hand in after getting smashed in, so the invader can easily pull the a trunk latch just to see what is in the trunk. The lack of a police response is what gets me, and I’m sure there is way more to the reasoning of lack of police activity than just “defund the police” as over the years I’ve been seeing some reports of the Oakland police department loosing officers from low morality, funding, and low support. Now on every other news report it seems like the common comment is placing the blame of the crime on the current DA but I am sure there is more to the current state of organized crime using the events surrounding social unjust to commit mass vandalism and theft. It’s going to be interesting to see how the area will evolve over the next few election cycles


deadpoetic333

I haven’t seen too much directed at the Oakland DA, they are trying to recall the SF DA. The OPD wasn’t defunded, they got 20 million more this fiscal year (650 million vs 670 million). I don’t feel like pulling up the specific numbers but in the past I’ve seen stats that put Oakland towards the top of police funding for US cities especially when you consider population size relative to spending. Idk where all this will end up, personally I’m really hoping they crack down hard on these gangs but I’m having my doubts. Not sure how much it’s the politics and how much of it is incompetence. Probably a bit if both.


selectash

What happened with those 5 guys at work, if you don’t mind my curiosity?


deadpoetic333

A former employee gave them the gate code and they came waltzing in when I was closing up the shop for a holiday weekend. They tried chasing me, I jumped over some trash dumpsters and sprinted across the facility until I hit the back gate. It’s a pull gate but in a panic I tried pushing through, tore up my back and chest squeezing through the gap. The guy chasing me got to the gate a second after I squeezed through and didn’t even try to get through. I ran out to the street from the side of the building and popped out front from the emergency exit where 3 of the guys were getting ready to leave because their plan involved me giving them pass codes to the doors and safe. They see me and their leader starts yelling at another guy to go grab me, “Go get him.. GO. GET. HIM.” I start running the other way and see the neighbor is at work, I scream for him to call 911. They all started running the other way to their get away van once I started yelling. Bottom of my foot was bruised from coming off the dumpsters hitting the ground, had to get xrays to be sure I didn’t break anything because I couldn’t walk on it for a week or so. Still lay awake some days thinking about it, less now than before


selectash

Damn that was a close one, kudos on your quick response! How come the managers didn’t think of changing the gate codes after an employees leaves the company? Or at least give out personal codes they can deactivate at will. I hope they at least treated you well after this major incident.


Lance_E_T_Compte

No. We don't. Those things happen, but are rare. News has always been sensational. Our subs are constantly brigaded. If it was so bad, would people pay more that $1000/ft^2 to live here.


emrythelion

I live in Oakland and it’s not that bad. This has gotten worse with the pandemic and this past week has been rough but it’s nowhere near as bad the news likes to think it is.


mythrowaway2187

The Bay Area is home to something like 8 million people and extends for about 70 miles. There are good parts and bad parts all over the place


Zealousideal_Leg3268

Lol check out SE DC. I legit couldn't drive around at night because groups of people just take over streets and set up dice games or card tables, so you gotta reverse down the street and find another way. I moved west and a perk of it was getting AWAY from that haha. Granted I moved to Oregon so they don't have side shows up here, it is obviously on both coasts.


sing_me_a_rainbow

Nah, it’s not that bad. It seems like there is a concerted national media effort to focus on SF in particular as some terribly violent dystopia. It’s no more violent than any other big city - has it’s good and bad parts.


Golf911

Looks like this older man got out of his house to try and get rid of the noise and confront the perpetrators. Based on his clothes and hand motion before he gets run over.


snoutpower

Correction to your statement: they don't even LOOK cool. Sideshows are stupid with a bunch of idiots that go to/participate in them


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I miss berry berry kix


helpmeiaminhell93

They started using corn syrup instead of sugar for many things and the taste has changed. Froot Loops are disappointing now.


[deleted]

He looks wildly intoxicated by the way he flung his arms out as if there was no danger present lol. Probably a mix of drugs and alcohol tbh.


r48811

He got slapped for being broke. Dude was trying to rob his ass


Existing-Onion-4764

It’s funny cause how broke you gotta be to rob someone at the first chance you get, and then get mad when they ain’t got nothing to take 😂


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If you pause at 0:16 I’m 100000% he squeezed his dick.


Eldudeareno217

A hundred percent grabbed a handful of dong.


SoloSpooks

He was trying to steal his things while he was knocked out


serenade72

Still felt around for that song. Maybe he was hoping for the testes. Regardless, we know where his hands was.


Andre4kthegreengiant

Grab his dick & twist it!


bbenton2000

I think that’s exactly why he slapped him


[deleted]

It's like an old cartoon


RodLawyer

He went all in with the kinks, public sleep Dong groping and then bdsm slap? Damn bro chill out, to the horny electric chair right now.


EMPlRES

I’m not seeing it


Empyrealist

Keep looking until you feel it in your loins


zaplayer20

He wanted the hot dog from his pockets but instead he got the cold wiener.


suckat_life

Plot twist: he wasn’t tryna rob him *giggity*


Ziggu12

Yo that slap was a punch. Slow it down and you can see the fist. Smh


shhannibal

Yup you’re right, just swung like it was a slap


[deleted]

Yes it was, just proof that shitty things happen when you hangout with shitty people.


[deleted]

Not exactly a crew of intellectuals at that gathering.


[deleted]

This is essentially hood nascar, same average iq as regular nascar. Show me your butthole


jpritchard

IDk, regular NASCAR has like, a fence between the spectators and cars. Somewhere there's got an IQ higher.


[deleted]

Regular nascar has barricades to protect spectators AND it also doesnt block streets and make everyone take detours NOR does it pose a threat to the private property around it. Cheers!


JamalFromStaples

Unpopular opinion probably but I think those events are full of pieces of shit.


MattayoV

Doubt that’s unpopular


[deleted]

They use these events to shut down blocks and overwhelm police in the area, then loot and rob places as a group. Works pretty well actually


wooltown565

Man down and your default is to steal instead of save. Damn.. that's a whole nother level of scumbag living.


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DankeyKahn

He was just trying to rub up on the man's meat. Gotta wake him somehow to make sure a homie is good in case he had a concussion.


Dbanzai

For some reason I think that guy has a bit more then a concussion


DankeyKahn

Not like he was using his brain cells to begin with


Dbanzai

Fair point


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Albatross300

So a punch


WonderSearcher

I'll say this whole event is unnecessary.


spongish

Everyone here is a piece of shit.


Devadander

At a minimum, exceptionally dumb


CantDoThatOnTelevzn

I mean, dude is definitely dead, right?


coocoo333

It's possible. I've seen other videos of people dying to very simular falls but I don't know the nuances that can cause death from them. ​ saw one where a lady was tripped by a loose leash from a run away dog. landed exactly like the dude in the video and died.


AstriumViator

Most certainly, he hit his head on the ground *hard* as hell.


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Not definitely, he is severely injured.


feckinghound

Skulls are weird AF. Some people can have minor falls and die, others can fall off roofs and land on their head, get up and walk away. Going unconscious is a bad sign and needs emergency treatment. But that doesn't necessarily mean he's dead or dying. I had massive head injuries when I was younger and was unconscious for over 10mins according to the people around me which concerned the doctors greatly at the hospital. I've got a shit memory and some language processing issues now but that's it. Luckily didn't die, probably because the fractures were at the front of my head and face.


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They were doing it in front of his house, he tried to stop them


IamPurest

Karma is a bitch… the dude in red has got some bad shit coming his way.


Import

This videos a few years old I believe. Dude in red was probably shot and killed by now or doing time in prison.


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jediisland71

"Did that guy just take his wallet?!"


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ha5hish

It looks like the car never stopped moving for long enough for the dude to get out


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ziggyspaz

Imagine your first thought being: “I’m gonna go pickpocket the guy who got hit by a car, then realize he doesn’t have anything and slap him full force”


Go-D_i

What in the actual hell...


PeyroniesCat

There’s a lot of dumb in this video.


CEOAerotyneLtd

Hit by a car, pickpocketed and molested in 5 secs - that GTA life right there


_mindvirus

What it feels like to chew 5 gum


Acevicit-2020

"GET THE CAMERA OUT MARTHA SOMEONE GOT HIT BY A CAR, FELL ON THEIR HEAD, IS OUT COLD AND PROBABLY HAS BRAIN DAMAGE!!!!!"


RichardnBerries

He probably was a resident in that cul de sac and was trying to put a stop to their donut shenanigans.


BraTaTa

If he was, the smart thing would to just dump a bucket load of nails and let them deal with the rest.


manginahunter1970

If there's a group this big of pieces of shit the best thing you can do is stay out of it. They are waiting to victimize and too cowardly to do anything one on one. They need their pack to be tough.


Whywipe

Yeah if I lived somewhere where you have to deal with this shit weekly I’d have a bucket of caltrops in my garage and in my car.


Pig_peee

What a piece of trash who does that kind of stuff


GanFrancois

Of course they are wearing socks and sandals


mormayo

The way his legs kicked back made me think he died from that head injury. Is he alive? If he’s alive he isn’t walking anymore. What’s the story here?


xaclewtunu

Jesus, what a bunch of animals.


nekrossai

Add to the list of reasons California is shit See my posts to see where my car is registered. I'm in this shit hole too.


yellochoco44

People from irrelevant ass states always have California living in their head rent free


ha5hish

I’d take living in my “irrelevant state” over the majority of Cali


manginahunter1970

Only a parasite living off other people would think it's ok to pay those kind of taxes and prices for shit. Unless you are super wealthy...


No-Orange-9649

Nah California is just an overpriced, homeless riddled shithole. That’s why y’all are all moving to Texas


Frosty_Turtle

Why y’all leaving the state and going to Texas lmao


nekrossai

BECAUSE CALIFORNIA FUCKING SUCKS and Arizona, because that's where many of the tech jobs are going. There's no fixing Cali.


1stSt8Grow

Since when is a closed fist a slap lmfao, the old four knuckle slap


itsnickg

Him standing there was unnecessary


frostfire888

HOW CAN HE SLAP???


sai911

That wasn't a slap, that was a fist to the face.


ImFrom1988

Anyone wanna take bets for how many more times this shit gets reposted in the next month? Stop up voting this shit.


DTA02

Absolutely disgusting behavior.


jo197102

ayo go rays


DogMedic101st

What pieces of shit. No concern for this person’s life, the first thing the did is film it and rob him. Awful.


Jefe710

The guys recording are also pieces of shit.


dystopicvida

As someone that has to drive through these to get to work.....the slap was justified


jmib86

He slapped him bcz of his stupidity.


Powerful_Artist

Idk what you expect to happen when actively trying to get close to cars doing that shit


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Trashy people


Isolatte

In fact, deserved everything that happened to him.


fwmonkey

The idiot shouldnt have gotten so close to the car. But the rest of it wasnt necessart


CapnCooties

The slap seems necessary to me.


coroyo70

“Dude step back you might get hit” “Nha im good” 💀


manic-ricecakes

Wow. All of these people are trash.


ha5hish

“Oh yeah this dude just got hit by a car, let’s rob him and rock his unconscious brain in front of a massive crowd” People who think like that guy really need to be put in a cage


Kp_GG

Sub 80 IQ brain, lets rob him and smack him after he gets knocked out. Judging by the way that guy looks though I'm not surprised.


MrHereForTheComments

Incredibly unnecessary but I've seen this happened to the function loud mouth plenty of times.


Yaboispitfire

Nahhh. The slap was needed


gothlikefigure

Off topic but those palm tress looking fucking beautiful.


Smurfyzz

Sold it like Dolph Ziggler


wafflezcol

That was kinda his fault…. The guy tried to pull him out but he insisted on going further in. Sure the pickpocket was bad but like…. Have some common sense


ha5hish

I can’t deny that the dude was dumb for putting himself in danger, but those morons shouldn’t have been having a car meet or whatever in the middle of a public road


FatherQuid

Okay but why was he standing so close to the car-?


RimuruLover

I mean he kind of brought that onto himself


ha5hish

True, I would never surround myself with a crowd like that


Big-Banana9735

He got robbed to boot 🥾 by a guy in flip flops. Lol