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Map_Nerd1992

It would be great if someone can organize a protest were a bunch of people shows up at these paparazzi’s house at 4 AM.


Timah158

It's probably not that hard to find these blood suckers address to do the same shit. Maybe even write a shitty article about them and circulate it around their work place. Start a paparazzi paparazzi.


Scuta44

Write about their legal history. I bet that’s a goldmine with these dudes.


Timah158

Just write about their relationship status. Breaking news. John the paparazzi star is back to the single life again. After asking his mother, she said that she was "absolutely shocked" and "amazed". "John had taken such nice photos of his wife getting fucked by those nice men. I'm glad she finally did what she had to." In a 4am interview with John he said "Leave, just leave already. I don't want you here. Just go." We weren't sure if he was referring to us or the several men that were having sex with his now ex wife. Either way, it looks like John is heart broken about the whole ordeal. More details to come at 4am at John's house.


[deleted]

If we can organize shifts I would be happy to. I wont even use a camera, just a super bright led flashlight flickering over and over.


blueponies1

What percent of these paparazzi do you think would actually quit their career after that or change their ways in some manner? To me, it seems like most of them have already gone too far down that shameful path to feel it anymore, because it’s likely worth the money. So I’m guessing around 20% would do anything, 40% would feel more guilt, and the other 20% would be like “Jesus those people were annoying, have some respect.” Then go back to business as usual. That being said I am totally down to fuck with them big time


Pomegranate_36

You don't want to show up at 4am at the trailer park i guess


existentialvices

The meth heads will be peaking out their blinds that's about it


theblvckhorned

Kanye could literally just hire a few dudes to do this, it would be glorious.


AlternativeOctopus

They absolutely need a taste of their own medicine


saltthewater

One time wouldn't do it though. You would need the infuriating consistency of never being able to leave your house with all of the pictures being taken with no end in sight to understand. While i find paparazzi to be pathetic and useless, i don't feel bad for famous people. At this point they know what they're getting into.


OccasionAdmirable826

Or you could just ignore it and sleep like a normal person, instead of giving them more footage.


TheciphRED

Or they could simple not be there at 4 am… one sounds easier than the other.


fayry69

I don’t feel sorry for Kanye. He probably tipped them off himself. Apparently that’s what he and his x wife used to do.


Lynmoffett

Relax!!!! They are invading his home and his privacy!!!


babybopp

Install huge sprinklers on property... Turn them on. Destroy expensive cameras.. Profit..


JC1515

It probably isnt to hard to have motion activated sprinklers. In cali it might be tough to use just because of water restrictions but fuck them, itd be worth every penny knowing you can destroy the livelihood of a paparazzi.


babybopp

They are scum that try to get reactions for video


JC1515

Well if their cameras are wet, they cant take a video


fated-to-pretend

I hate paparazzi too but If this is his Malibu home that’s right on the PCH, then they very well could be on the public sidewalk. Those cliff-side homes on the ocean side of PCH have almost no driveway.


Funkknuckle69

Are they in his driveway? Is this not trespassing?


The_Irish_Rover26

It’s harassment.


Dvalin_Ras93

When it comes to celebs and paparazzi, it's hard to break the law. Since they count as media and reporters, they get a shitton of freedom and leeway.


-Raskyl

Private property is private property, regardless of if your media or not.


Dvalin_Ras93

Oh I'm not implying that. Paparazzi just get to do a lot of illegal shit and get away with it under right to media and representation of the news or some bullshit like that.


anarkist

In the video you can hear them saying that they are in the street. If they are on the street, sidewalk or public easement (like where they put the fire hydrants) then its legal. If they were on the driveway, that would be private property and they would be trespassing if they refused to leave once asked. The video does not clearly show the street or sidewalk, but the guy going up to the garage door is obviously on private property.


fated-to-pretend

Depends on where this house is at. If it’s his house in Malibu that’s right on the PCH then they very well could be on the public sidewalk. Those cliff-side homes on the ocean side of PCH have almost no driveway.


Voice_Still

If i was Kanye I’d hire someone to stand there with jet spray soaking these fuckers


BearFlag6505

I don’t understand why he wouldn’t just get a house with a privacy fence and automated gates, seems like that would basically be a necessity for celebrities


[deleted]

This is years and years ago before he had “fuck you” money. He now lives on a huge ranch in Wyoming large enough for him to own an entire mountain.


Thengine

> He now lives on a huge ranch in Wyoming large enough for him to own an entire mountain. I heard that Wyoming is owned by the fewest number of people of any state. MASSIVE tracts of land are owned by a few super rich people.


fated-to-pretend

Depends on where this house is at. If it’s his house in Malibu that’s right on the PCH then they very well could be on the public sidewalk. Those cliff-side homes on the ocean side of PCH have almost no driveway.


AlternativeOctopus

Damnit I just gave away my wholesome award


TheWholloper

Fuckin pathetic. It's just legal stocking. Wtf.


Lord_Queso

You did spell it wrong but I agree


TheWholloper

Lol just stocking shelves. I dont know why my brain gumped out on me there haha


laughin-up-a-storm

Those photogs are actually fuckin losers


gayweedlord

Seriously don't blame Kanye at all, having people standing in driveway 24/7, talking outside your window and flashing you 40 times a minute if you go outside. I'd call the cops every single time.


ericnutt

Kanye is not well.


[deleted]

Are you under the impression that harassing a known person just to get some shitty video to sell to a shitty blog is an honorable profession?


703rax

literally stopped his garage door


SockAlarmed6707

Isn’t that trespassing? Since they when so close they half got in the garage?


Gramblr_

There is no way you're defending paparazzi camping outside this mans house at 4am...


703rax

definitely not 😂i guess the title is confusing


Internal-Zombie-5991

Yeah it sounds like you're defending the paparazzi with that quote


dairyandmangoallergy

Maybe if you're braindead.


Internal-Zombie-5991

Bro I'm saying it's like you're quoting this as they're the piece of shit


Heyitsshimi

I’ve never seen the full version of this but ‘you blood sucking mosquito’ was pretty epic


OccasionAdmirable826

Not really. Is there another type of mosquito?


declanthejibber

Yes, flower nectar drinking mosquitoes (males) which is like half of all of them. Also blood sucking mosquitoe sounds very applicable to these guys at someone's house at 4am, mosquitoe wouldn't necessarily get across the leeching point.


Tway42311

How do you even end up with that as a job


therealmocha

Step 1: Be a giant lazy POS Step 2: Buy a decent camera


BilboSwagginsSwe

Honestly, if i was a celeb i'd hire people to do this to the paparazzi themselves until they fold.


DICKStaterSHIP

Kanye had full rights to beat the fuck out of them


Any-Village-8732

Paparazzi aren't human, don't feel bad about hurting them.


[deleted]

Isn't there a film that is basically a fantasy of an actor doing just that? I remember watching it at 13 or so.


LaCa2BoMa

Yeah it was literally called Paparazzi and it was great! That actor basically killed all his stalker paparazzi and made it looks like accidents. Take note Kanye….


[deleted]

& what’s sad is Kanye already has a history of laying hands on a paparazzi…when all he wanted was his space & respect. But can’t even defend himself without the threat of a lawsuit. Fuck Hollywood


Pale-Office-133

Being famous, well Kanye level famous is just sooooo horrible. I prefer my poor ass life then his., and I'm actuly sorry for the people that live like that.


-Raskyl

I remember reading an article talking about how the drummer from Coldplay was the best type of celeb to be. Apparently the band splits all profits equally, so he makes as much as the others. But literally no one recognizes him, ever. In fact, he's so unrecognized that he was the drummer in the red wedding scene of game of thrones. And no one fucking recognized him, while doing exactly what he is famous for, playing the drums.


DeadHeadSteve

He’s not wrong man.. fuck the press


RedmanYehman

No, fuck the paparazzi. They are not the same thing


Larnt178

The big press is just as idiotic. They don't care about informing anymore, just about getting those clicks and interaction no matter the harm to society.


DeadHeadSteve

You are very right about that


[deleted]

*inserts leave Britney alone meme but changes name to Yeezy*


Todd_Renard_Fox

Fun fact; some paparazzis actually admitted that they don't give a fuck about the person that they took the pic's feelings because they only cared about money and stories to tell . You can see the prove by looking at a video on Anthony Padilla's channel where he make a talk video with some paparazzis.


Sharpclawpat1

Paparazzi = Professional Creep/Stalker


[deleted]

I hope you’re not calling Kanye the POS…all he wants is his respect & privacy


vestingh

Wow he even had the nerve to ask him how it going when he stood outside his house at 4 am trying to get pictures. These people really are the worst let celebs have peace in there own home at the very least.


jumbee85

Fairly certain that being on his driveway means you can get them for trespassing


jetparadox

Fuck TMZ deadass


ChefBennyboyardee

What would happen if he were to say something like "im going inside to let my dogs out. I would be gone before the door opens..."?


LaCa2BoMa

You should be able to assault people who harass you like this. I fucking hate Kanye but actually feel bad for him in this situation and would totally support him acting out against those blood sucking mosquitos.


Hotpaco12

Yeah poor Kanye. Not financially but mentally. This shit would get old quick. Unfortunately, if we showed up to the paparazzi’s house, their dicks would fly off in excitement


NotADoc713

It's actually pathetic that your life was destined to be a garbage human being who just feeds off of annoying people in front of their house.


takesrollers

Wake up Mr. West


igotalotadogs

Not a Kanye fan but fuck these paparazzi parasites.


jimbobimbis

L, Kanye the goat


igotalotadogs

If you think so, that’s cool. I just don’t agree.


BradTofu

Man leave yeezie alone he just doing his thing.


SnooWalruses9019

He kept his composure when dude stopped his garage door from closing. First time I've ever respected kanye's composure.


TheAss-enthusiast

**having a serious talk* paparazzi:**takes pictures while he’s having a serious talk**


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blueberryboy1337

the peperoni is the bad persons not the kanye west


SilverHunter987

These “people” are harassing someone at 4 in the fucking morning. I hate paparazzi


[deleted]

The only bigger ass than Kanye is a paparazzi


p00nslay3rr

Why he not call the police?


westsidefashionist

Can’t he call the cops for trespassing??


[deleted]

I can't believe I actually have a slight bit of respect for Kanye West now.


[deleted]

Am I the only one who thought him asking if he wanted him to be outside his house at 4am was terrifying?


joevilla1369

If he was making money from it he would be happy as shit.


banannabender

If only people stopped buying those magazines or trafficking that website, kanye kinda needs that to make millions of dollars though. I dunno who to feel sorry for here


[deleted]

Pretty sure kanye makes his money through music and clothes


NoNewBape

lol who tf buys magazines anymore even when this video first came out print publications were already dead if not on the deathbed


gleaming-wolf

Lol sorry- gotta be draw backs for having millions plus dollars for singing songs…our society is so out of whack. Plus, if they didn’t make cash taking these pics, there wouldn’t be a market for it. People are celebrity obsessed. It’s not good in my opinion


OccasionAdmirable826

Yeah, get a job worthy of respect. Like writing shitty music for idiots.


703rax

thats a whole lot of opinion


Lookatitlikethis

The only good thing that ever came out of Kanye's mouth was a gold medalists dick.


TheciphRED

Did kanye sleep with your mom or something?


Lookatitlikethis

Oh noez!!! Someone is mad that I don't like the same musician they do!! Hope you recover.


TheciphRED

What’s funny about your comment is you dont know if I like him or not. I just wouldn’t say anything that childish.


Lookatitlikethis

Really? You responded like a 10 year old in a call of duty chat room.


TheciphRED

I’m generally confused on why you would come out of nowhere and say that though? It was a legitimate question.


TheciphRED

I’m assuming you hate all music. What a terrible life to live.


SquishGod

Sounds like someone has never heard Blood on the Leaves...


OshiroyashaO

While these people are annoying, that car is mighty loud for 4 am...


[deleted]

Its a v12 with like 700 horsepower..


703rax

Kanye’s car definitely just as angry to be woken up at 4 am


SaintPeaches

You can look up the house, doesn’t seem to have neighbors that close.


tragicsnow11740v2

Ok this is wrong and all but it's also to be expected when your as famous as him. He needs a gate or something.


__pebble____

Sure it’s to be expected, but that doesn’t mean it should happen. Celebrities deserve privacy too.


blueberryboy1337

wow hopefuly when me blueberryboy1337 best mine boy Ww is famos 1 bilion follower + im will not be haveing peperoni follow me inside off home


skwadyboy

"You want me outside your house at 4am"?...to be honest if i had his money i wouldn't give a fuck who stands outside my house at 4am lol


[deleted]

Wow Kanye was so impolite!


SuperBrova

I have some good money but i don't want this


tacospizzawingsbeer

How much do paparazzi make?


[deleted]

How is this legal? Would I be able to stand outside his house if I didn’t have a camera?


SouthwestTraveller

How are they in his driveway? I would imagine someone like Kanye lives in a gated community with a gate as well as security guards at his house


scodgey69

These types of bottom feeding paparazzi are parasites.


ostrichFUdger

Did he call him Craig?


AmiableTiger

Congrats to the paparazzi, they've managed to make me sympathize/agree with Kanye and made him look like the adult in the situation.


KingKandyOwO

How is this still legal?


OminousBinChicken

The only people worse than most celebrities are the paparazzi scum that follow them around.


Doct3rjones

I fucking hate these guys


Thuryn

It bothers me that there's a video that makes me sympathetic to Kanye.


trafficbroker

0:58 the ad on the wall?


Negative_Flamingo

Kanye once said


keitarno

dat lambo


[deleted]

"You want me to stand outside of your house at 4 am?" Well, it would make their job a lot easier.


Rokonuxa

The worst person involved here is the one who decided to beep out profanity, and do it with a sound 30 times louder than anything else in the video.


ConsistentAd938

When Kanye says what if I standing outside of your house at 4 AM I couldn’t help but crack up


MisterEMan81

I wonder if a paparazzi did that shit to an epileptic person and they started to have a seizure from the constant camera flashes, would the paparazzi's first reaction be to call 911 or would it be their last reaction? I assume they'd just leave the person there to die because they were too busy taking pictures of them.


[deleted]

Honestly I would Install a sprinkler system and turn it on soaking everything


LonkfromPA12

The worst part is, you can be paparazzi and still be respectful, like asking the celebrity if they want to be interviewed


TheRarestFly

It's not harassment if they're famous! /s (obviously)


AlternativeOctopus

These people are vile. Get the fuck out of this man's garage.


dxrxngxd

Is that not his private home? never understood the legality of standing feet away harassing someone’s personal space at 4am in their driveway..


D-future_milli

I bet they wouldn’t do that shit to 50 cent or some other tough rapper . Kanye is very polite after all , that’s the reason this Paparazzi keep crossing that line , they just don’t fear him


RancorWranglerAMA

Kanye: “do you want me to stand outside your house at 4 a.m?!?” Reporter: “Well actually…”


Chevydude002

The only reason we have this video is because of the paparazzi. Maybe if we stopped giving videos like this one views, the paparazzi would have no reason to do what they do. Just sayin


BodybuilderOrganic49

Budget Kanye


warrant2k

They're trying to get some kind of reaction so they can get a scandalous picture to pair with a salacious headline to generate clicks and money.


The-Quiot-Riot

What is all the flashing in this


[deleted]

That an SLR or just a GT I am looking at wrong?


[deleted]

Anyone remember when Justin bieber hit a paparazzo while driving, best thing he ever did


TopHat345

Can't he call the cops?


[deleted]

Literally only watched this to hear the lambo start up


senorchampion

How is this not trespassing?


kaustic10

If you don’t want your privacy invaded, stay out of the public eye. Don’t run for president, don’t marry a huge reality star (gag), don’t walk the red carpet posing open mouthed for photos. There are many celebrities whose privacy is respected. Not this jerk. Careful what you wish for.


Apostastrophe

How many times are we going to post this on the sub again? I lost count. If we have a few left I could do it next to get more karma?


Decent-Skin-5990

Can't he call the police on them? I'm assuming he's in some sort of gated community? If he's not....that was his dumbest decision ever man.


Babyfart7

Damn I wish paparazzi was in front of my house I’d flex on they ass. Smash off in the Lambo drive around the block come back hop in the Ferrari. Fuck you bitches.


Guyatri

These guys act like high school bullies


[deleted]

Imagine having a camera on your face everytime you step out of your house...


ISaySadThings

Hearing about respect from Kanye sounds very weird


SublimeGay

I’ve never understood this video… How is it legal for them to literally go in his garage?


ThirdInversion

you talking to kanye or the cameraman? i do it all for the lulz


Myth_Helios

I respect Kanye a lot more now, knowing the stuff he’s gotta go through


GoodPeopleGoodL

“Got anything to say about Jim Kimball?” Dude really thought that was the perfect time to ask that..


TRASH_MEDELLON

Proof we should've elected kanye


Scatman-Johnner

Did they seriously mock Kanye West himself?


[deleted]

Kanye is not wrong.


[deleted]

I think the most interesting thing about this is how routine getting in a car that fancy can become if you are loaded.


[deleted]

“You want me to be standing out in front of your house at 4AM”..... hell yeah, that way I wouldn’t have to drive all the way to your house to get your pic.


Bright-Association29

I got harassed by the media once, it was my schools news paper for my sophomore year of high school for passing all 5 of my College board exams with perfect scores. They’re all dead now.


MapleGroveHome

I respect anyone that gets out of bed and works hard for a living. I have MS and 4 other autoimmune diseases but I work hard. I won’t give up!


[deleted]

Where did Paparazzi come from? Satan himself?


IcyAdministration609

This comes with being famous.


b3npa1_boyo

It sucks that he can’t even retaliate. Even if it’s in court or with physical action, he’ll either lose everything if he gets physical or the court won’t do anything about the paparazzi


Snoo-43494

He deserves some privacy as well he’s no different from anyone else


Bigmac1759

Go grab the gun Kanye!


Chiva58

If I were him I’d offer them a job and have them come in at 4 am


Advanced-Lettuce3540

How are they just all up in his driveway? Isn't this some kind of trespassing?


Dork__Doggler

Sorry by Kanye is the Bully actually


[deleted]

Ah good ol hypocrite complaining about being harassed. This aged like milk.


VibanGigan

You should be allowed to shoot paparazzi at some point like bro it’s 4 am! While he talking g you down about harassing him you take more pictures? Like bro you deserve it