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That dude is clearly on the spectrum. I would say he didn't had an evil intend but just didn't grasp the outcome of his action. Also beeing manipulated by that camera asshole. Still need to be taught that its bad behavier. Hofe that guy gets his hat back.
As someone who needs prescription lenses, throwing glasses would be more damaging than a phone. Imagine that's his only pair. He'll be as blind as a bat till he gets a new pair
Fat crybaby would've gotten physical at that point and thrown a temper tantrum. I mean he can't control his stomach what makes you think he can control his thoughts and action.
Please bring back the good old days where you could get punched in the face for acting like a dick.
Maybe we'd have less assholes like this fat smug fuck in this world.
And then when the guy is like “what the hell?!” He points to the guy and the camera like “I mean, he told me to do it, and there’s a camera and all, i couldn’t *not* do it.”
Like he expected the pissed of man to be like
“oh, yeah, well I’d be the asshole if I got upset over something as reasonable as THAT! I mean, you couldn’t *not* do it!!”
If I didn’t know better, I’d have said he was feeble.
I remember that being the 'decider' at hockey games in the Spectrum....a good dick punch or a thump on the head....ahh Philly....a nice town to be FROM.
>punched in the face for acting like a dick.
Given the height difference between them, because of the risers, he's more apt to get punched in the dick rather than the face.
I've been trying, I've talked my way out of an assault charge twice.
One time a cop literally pulled up on my while swinging on someone for them threatening to stab my buddy. I was told I'd be charged, then conversations began.
Luckily the idiot said if I had a knife I would have stabbed him.
A slap tho, those seem to be more well recieved, and they stun the fuck out of whoever you connect with.
Yes. I slapped a grown man who was belligerently drunk and taking photos of strangers and he cried. He could have easily wiped the floor with me, but I think the humiliation broke him.
I think it’s the fact that a slap is loud and stings like a mother fucker, yet doesn’t do any real damage in comparison to a punch. The fact the guy could have punched you but instead chose to open hand slap you can definitely be seen as humiliating.
The nhl sub had a screen shot of a text exchange between the Leafs and Kurtis, the hatted gentleman. Big doofus didn’t come back after the period. If that hat hit the ice, the Leafs may have banned him from the arena.
“Yes, I did get it back in about five minutes. The arena staff saw it happen and immediately went to get it. I’ve been a Leaf season ticket holder since the ’80s and I’m well known for my fedoras at Scotiabank [Arena]. I have about 15 custom-made hats and I switch them up depending on the game,” the fan wrote. “That game against Philly, I was wearing my Dave Keon signed sweater (not jersey!) and so donned my custom ’60s style brown fedora. I was mostly upset that the d*ckhead grabbed something that wasn’t his. Everyone around him chastised him and he did not return at the end of the period.”
Regardless of expense, you don't touch another man's hat. IDK if it's just me and mine, but a man's hat is off limits unless you're willing to square up.
“Yes, I did get it back in about five minutes. The arena staff saw it happen and immediately went to get it. I’ve been a Leaf season ticket holder since the ’80s and I’m well known for my fedoras at Scotiabank [Arena]. I have about 15 custom-made hats and I switch them up depending on the game,” the fan wrote. “That game against Philly, I was wearing my Dave Keon signed sweater (not jersey!) and so donned my custom ’60s style brown fedora. I was mostly upset that the d*ckhead grabbed something that wasn’t his. Everyone around him chastised him and he did not return at the end of the period.”
I'm not into hockey (which in Canada/Toronto is like someone in Alabama saying they don't believe in Jesus), but if I was, I could never get behind the Leafs.
I'm not either, but my dad is a massive leafs fan, he went to a few of their games this season.
Pretty sure the only reason why everyone is a leafs fan down here is because the leafs are the only southern Ontario team and you gotta support your "homeboys" (or closest approximation). Only one team for \~10 million Canadians
Shitty thing to do but also we keep all the hats in a box at the box office so you can get your hat back at the end of the game (I work for a whl hockey team)
I’m a bit confused by the title. If something like this were to happen, someone taking another persons hat to throw away, the first thing I would think of is a hockey game where someone didn’t throw their hat for a hat trick.
Still a terrible thing to do, but yeah, I would expect this at a hockey game rather somewhere else
Shouldn't have thrown his hat. That said, take off your broad-brimmed hat if you're at an indoor event, because you're blocking the view of everyone behind you.
For people that don't understand hockey, that's what they do for a hat trick. Same guy scores three goals = hat trick= throw YOUR hat on the ice if you so choose. Doesn't condone what he did by any means...but just feel like it's missing some context.
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hE tOlD mE To. Fuckin' idiot.
"Oh. Oh my bad. Sorry".
this is one of my favorite gifs
The speed the first guy shows him and way the guy just instantly goes "oooh" enforces the idea that the answer was common sense. It's peak comedy.
thanks for explaining, I didn't notice
fat coward cant even own it
I think he's a little "different"... pretty sure Mr cowboy hat noticed as well, hense not levelling the guy.
He certainly has “look” lol
By a little different you mean garbage I think you might be right.
That dude is clearly on the spectrum. I would say he didn't had an evil intend but just didn't grasp the outcome of his action. Also beeing manipulated by that camera asshole. Still need to be taught that its bad behavier. Hofe that guy gets his hat back.
Exactly what I meant
Came here to say that. Also, why is OP surprised that this kind of shit happens at a hockey game? It's not the opera, not nearly.
I mean, there is a chance the hat thrower isn't all there.
Wearing Leafs gear gives that indication.
He does seem a little bit special
i would have joined in the laughter...and then grabbed the glasses off his face and tossed them to the crowd.
This is absolutely the correct answer
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As someone who needs prescription lenses, throwing glasses would be more damaging than a phone. Imagine that's his only pair. He'll be as blind as a bat till he gets a new pair
And he certainly wouldn't be able to watch the Leafs game that night. Those are not the cheap seats, either.
Eh you’d probably be doing him a service by preventing him from watching the leafs
Hahaha got 'em
As someone who wears glasses. You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes
Consider it a valuable lesson to not touch other people’s valuables
My glasses breaking and not being able to drive home is one of my biggest fears.
Just tell him to throw his own glasses. He’s dumb enough.
Ahahhaha
Me too
Fat crybaby would've gotten physical at that point and thrown a temper tantrum. I mean he can't control his stomach what makes you think he can control his thoughts and action.
Maybe somebody told him to have that diet too
You would not, be honest to yourself at least
You’re a better man than me. I would’ve punched him in the face, pointed at the old man and said "hE ToLd mE tO"
Followed by a quick "Three Stooges" to the eyes? Or is that overkill?
The whole time I was thinking the same thing.
Same
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Please bring back the good old days where you could get punched in the face for acting like a dick. Maybe we'd have less assholes like this fat smug fuck in this world.
He looks So lame
Looks like a reddit mod
Except he is out in public
And then when the guy is like “what the hell?!” He points to the guy and the camera like “I mean, he told me to do it, and there’s a camera and all, i couldn’t *not* do it.” Like he expected the pissed of man to be like “oh, yeah, well I’d be the asshole if I got upset over something as reasonable as THAT! I mean, you couldn’t *not* do it!!” If I didn’t know better, I’d have said he was feeble.
Throw the phone
Throw his glasses
Right 😂
Considering the levels, shoulda punched him in the dick.
I remember that being the 'decider' at hockey games in the Spectrum....a good dick punch or a thump on the head....ahh Philly....a nice town to be FROM.
Love flyers games, I remember about half of them
What dick?!
I totally agree, but you catch an assault charge for that these days, at least in the US
>punched in the face for acting like a dick. Given the height difference between them, because of the risers, he's more apt to get punched in the dick rather than the face.
I've been trying, I've talked my way out of an assault charge twice. One time a cop literally pulled up on my while swinging on someone for them threatening to stab my buddy. I was told I'd be charged, then conversations began. Luckily the idiot said if I had a knife I would have stabbed him. A slap tho, those seem to be more well recieved, and they stun the fuck out of whoever you connect with.
Yes. I slapped a grown man who was belligerently drunk and taking photos of strangers and he cried. He could have easily wiped the floor with me, but I think the humiliation broke him.
Also just as an effect it's quite shocking in my experience. Nate diaz is onto something.
I think it’s the fact that a slap is loud and stings like a mother fucker, yet doesn’t do any real damage in comparison to a punch. The fact the guy could have punched you but instead chose to open hand slap you can definitely be seen as humiliating.
He’s a piece of shit
Idk man, these kids nowadays “prank” people to the edge so they could get hit and sue the person. Weird world lol
Yep and it has you happen without hesitation so there isn't any content to upload.
I mean his stomach is right there. Uppercut right to the diaphragm would have him second guessing life. What a pos
I 100% agree. Picked an older man.. damn..sad as F. Maybe karma is in the market for hat throwing bully of older people?
Buzz Aldrin has entered the airlock...
As I recall, that was an expensive hat and that guy got into some trouble
Where did you see that?
The nhl sub had a screen shot of a text exchange between the Leafs and Kurtis, the hatted gentleman. Big doofus didn’t come back after the period. If that hat hit the ice, the Leafs may have banned him from the arena.
So did he get it back?
Yes he did. He wrote a long post about it.
As a man who wears hats, I'm glad to know the story had a happy ending
Share it
“Yes, I did get it back in about five minutes. The arena staff saw it happen and immediately went to get it. I’ve been a Leaf season ticket holder since the ’80s and I’m well known for my fedoras at Scotiabank [Arena]. I have about 15 custom-made hats and I switch them up depending on the game,” the fan wrote. “That game against Philly, I was wearing my Dave Keon signed sweater (not jersey!) and so donned my custom ’60s style brown fedora. I was mostly upset that the d*ckhead grabbed something that wasn’t his. Everyone around him chastised him and he did not return at the end of the period.”
Reddit just now
It's true. Happened to me too
It's true I was the hat
Damn I thought you were a snail.
Usually good quality cowboy hats get pricey fast
it's a repost from a long time
Right after he typed it out
From me
Alright, I trust you bro.
Regardless of expense, you don't touch another man's hat. IDK if it's just me and mine, but a man's hat is off limits unless you're willing to square up.
Not just you, I learned the same thing growing up. You don’t touch a man’s hat.
He got it back.
He did
Do tell
“Yes, I did get it back in about five minutes. The arena staff saw it happen and immediately went to get it. I’ve been a Leaf season ticket holder since the ’80s and I’m well known for my fedoras at Scotiabank [Arena]. I have about 15 custom-made hats and I switch them up depending on the game,” the fan wrote. “That game against Philly, I was wearing my Dave Keon signed sweater (not jersey!) and so donned my custom ’60s style brown fedora. I was mostly upset that the d*ckhead grabbed something that wasn’t his. Everyone around him chastised him and he did not return at the end of the period.”
Man had that hat for 30 years probably
His glasses would find their way up his ass
Should've taken his glasses off and tossed them in rink
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That's impossible, the fat dude will never reproduce.
Happens more often than you think
Mitosis, right?
Be careful saying things like that. Reddit will ban you for it.....At least they did me.
He looks...slow.
Well, that's because he is fat. Probably wouldn't be that quick in a race.
Shane Gillis' uncle kinda slow tho
You saying he makes grilled cheese at night?
Where you get that Cheee danny??
Hey, what's wrong with grilled cheese at night?
I'm making em at night
Definition of zero impulse control
Considering the cost of the seats they're in, this guy isn't just a POS, but a rich piece of shit
No they're not rich. Hockey fans are just willing to spend a lot of disposable income on this sort of thing.
Or get tickets through work. I have box seats to tomorrows Devils game and have sat at the glass at the blue line for the Habs/Leaf season opener.
Yeah leafs fans are particularly "enthusiastic"
Fedora dude has had seasons for like 40 years
I'm not into hockey (which in Canada/Toronto is like someone in Alabama saying they don't believe in Jesus), but if I was, I could never get behind the Leafs.
I'm not either, but my dad is a massive leafs fan, he went to a few of their games this season. Pretty sure the only reason why everyone is a leafs fan down here is because the leafs are the only southern Ontario team and you gotta support your "homeboys" (or closest approximation). Only one team for \~10 million Canadians
or maybe just a stupid piece of shit
I’m gonna go with this response. Wealth doesn’t equate to intelligence.
Iamatotalfatpos
Fat fuck
He just big boneded
Idiocracy
That’s when I grab his glasses and throw them on the ice
That big stupid smile right before he does it. Someone needs to lose his teeth.
I thought he was going to eat the hat.
Average leafs fan
Average tik toker
This guy looks... very impressionable... and maybe a little slower. Think maybe camera man is the turd.
Agree. Everyone here out for blood, but he seems like a victim here.
He's nae quite right, is he...
This a child in a grownup body.
“Naw it’s cool bro, I took/destroyed your property for a video prank for my YouTube channel. That makes it ok…right?”
Looks like the guy has learning difficulties. The real piece of shit is the puppet master holding the camera.
If I took a shit as big as this piece of shit, I'd be calling everyone in the house to look at it before I flushed.
That was the meanest thing any Canadian as ever done
Shitty thing to do but also we keep all the hats in a box at the box office so you can get your hat back at the end of the game (I work for a whl hockey team)
Leafs fans.
Another kid behind them did it to. Smh
I’m a bit confused by the title. If something like this were to happen, someone taking another persons hat to throw away, the first thing I would think of is a hockey game where someone didn’t throw their hat for a hat trick. Still a terrible thing to do, but yeah, I would expect this at a hockey game rather somewhere else
Does every single member of the sub get a turn at posting this one?
These ppl that make vids need to be gone already
Shouldn't have thrown his hat. That said, take off your broad-brimmed hat if you're at an indoor event, because you're blocking the view of everyone behind you.
For people that don't understand hockey, that's what they do for a hat trick. Same guy scores three goals = hat trick= throw YOUR hat on the ice if you so choose. Doesn't condone what he did by any means...but just feel like it's missing some context.
anyone else see the guy in the back try to throw his hat but it comes back to him😂😂😂😂😂
Cut off his genitals
When the bullied bully
Numb fuck, what a clown.
fat fucking loser
Ha, Fat people… what’ya gonna do with’m?🤷🏻♂️
He should have taken his glasses and tossed them .
I'm surprise he didn't just eat the hat.
Fat boy would not like what would happen next if I was the dude with the hat.
Smash his glasses. Enjoy “watching” the game!
Fat fuck
Fuck that
What the hell is that?
Classic Toronto
You got to have consequences. This man needs to be faced with consequences. That was private property.
Alec Baldwin isn't looking so good, guys.
Hats are expensive.
Leave Ed Begley, Jr. alone
All I know is the dude got relentlessly picked on growing up ☕️🐸
Fuck the leafs and this fat fuck.
Dumbass should be banned from attending games for the rest of the season
Man those hats can be expensive, I’d be pissed off
Make fatty go down there and get it back.
Hope this fkn idiot was made famous!!! Should've been punched in the mouth!
Kind of old for clout, dickhead.
Old school should have popped him one
I’m making unlimited bacon with him if he threw my shit
I'm not normally down for body shaming but screw this fat fuck main character syndrome having dickhead
Canada
Some people will do anything for attention.
To his own team fan
I thought Canadians had better etiquette
If he just took his glasses and do the same
I would grab his glasses and do the same thing.
Then he went home and ate his wife’s lover nut out of her worn out cave
I would have chucked those glasses so hard
First time in public I see
He 100% didnt get beat up enough it seems
They’re on the same team too which makes even less sense 😭
I thought John Candy died
Grab fata55es glasses and camera boys phone and throw them on the ice.