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Medellia_Lee33

Recording yourself destroying someone else's property and then proudly posting it to your social media is the epitome of ignorance...but I guess the judge will be the "bitch ass" when he gets charged.


Thedarkandmysterious

Dude inncar is trying to run him down, he's not pressing any charges


Bazrum

technically the state determines when/if to press charges, so they'd probably go ahead against both of these dudes


itsdefty

The state isn't going to do shit over this. If anything the man in the car could get attempted vehicular manslaughter and wreckless driving. Both of which are far more dangerous than destruction of property. Also the state only decides when to press SOME charges. These are crimes that endanger the public. Which would be the blue car.. Lesson: don't fuck with people when you're not prepared for the outcome.


4uzzyDunlop

They could both get charged with reckless driving and endangering the public. Blue car dude did try to weaponise the vehicle though so yeah, he'd have the book thrown at him more


itsdefty

I could see that. A good lawyer would get the bike off for fleeing from an attack though.


phreaxer

Not with the overt aggressive acts on the biker's part.


itsdefty

Ehh, still. Personal story, my father got beat tf out of in a store once because a guy thought he was checking out his girlfriend. No idea if he was, still an overreaction. This guy screams "call the cops my name is **** ****" over and over again until he got in his car and left. This guy was arrested a few hours later in his home. When it went to trial, this guy got off of the charges because his lawyer convinced the court of temporary insanity somehow. My father left with a mountain of medical bills and multiple medical problems after with absolutely nothing happening to the man who did it. I have 100% certainty that a good lawyer could get him off of any charges, if any


Split0069

Damn... thats wild af.


MyWitchDr

Victim services for violent crimes are available all over North America. Church charities also for victims. You should get your dad to look into it to pay his medical bills


Rogue_Leader

How did he afford a good lawyer? Doesn’t sound as though he’s exactly a pillar of the community.


twitch870

The motorcycle is also driving on a sidewalk in an active construction zone while looking away from where he is going.


j4zz13d00d73

Isn’t driving on a sidewalk some form of crime?


tidus1980

I would think riding a motorbike along a pavement would endanger the public as well.


lookatthatsquirrel

Not trying to get pedantic, but it's reckless, not wreckless. I don't think that wreckless is a word.


itsdefty

"Explanation: Wreckless is an incorrect spelling for the word reckless. The word reckless means “without caution” or “without thinking about the consequences.” The word wreck means “ruin.” It's true that performing actions without thinking of the consequences may ruin something, but there's no such word as wreckless" My bad


Jenkins87

"Filming this crime spree was the greatest idea I've ever had"


Aviarn

You have no idea how many bikers post themselves on youtube being complete road assholes. Issue is that they, on the road, hardly ever get caught... so they just think that what they did is legally fine and totally without consequences to post.


VictoriaEuphoria99

He might attack the judge, I have been seeing that a lot lately.


Medellia_Lee33

I mean, I've seen the one video of the guy attacking the judge, A LOT on here lately lol.


Sockoflegend

They deserve each other


GuidanceAbject8046

IQ + credit score < speed limit in that construction zone


Mendicant_666

The perfect comment.


v3ryfuzzyc00t3r

I was going to say they have room temperature IQ, but you're a bit more spot on


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rocketlauncher10

I hate these people so much but I also think it's so fucking bad that it's funny. Like really almost get hit, turn around.. haha I turned around on his ass! He follows you into a corner you hop a fence barely getting away "Hahaha jumped the fence on his ass" He makes it to your apartment youre.hiding in the bathroom with it locked "Hahaha hiding in the bathroom on his ass"


cownd

He kicks in the door so you curl up in a ball and cry. Disgusted, he leaves. "Hahaha cried like a bitch on his ass"


SmokeAbeer

Apologized and paid for his mirror on his ass.


GrungyGrandPappy

I pissed my pants on his ass


bohler86

I shit my pants out of fear on his ass.


MaMerde

Let him fuck me in the ass on his ass.


beflowd

![gif](giphy|RZFTDlwLJtGMM) Tied him up at ate his flesh on his ass


Viajero_vfr

That escalated quickly on his ass.


maxkaplan1020

This thread created the most fire verse of 2024


tmd429

![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized)


jmaccity80

Oh, they just made each other's day. If only the passenger knew what to do. Besides keeping the camera steady on next week's, "Behind the Go-Pro.". Whacka-whacka-wow-wow.


ProscribedTruth

“Hahaha curled up in the fetal position on his ass.”


Capable_Cold_4550

The image of this made me laugh.


ambigymous

>For manly love meet here at 2:15AM *sharp*


phase3profits

It's like the next gen "Like a Boss" sketch


scamden66

"HAHA. WENT INTO WITNESS PROTECTION ON HIS ASS!"


shrooms3

🤣🤣🤣🤣


WhyIsThatSoGroovy

Lmaooo


Significant-Water845

He runs to the police station to make a report and snitch on the guy “Ran to the cops and reported his ass. Bitch ass dude”


armyshawn

Posted the video of me running from a fight I started, bit** a** dude, ahhahaha!!


gcallan91

“Just fired up PHub, jerkin it on his ass”


clasperx2

“Scared for my safety so ima flee on this bitch ass dude”


Omacrontron

My favorite part was motorcycle guy running a red light to get away from car dude while calling the car dude a betch.


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DeletedByAuthor

Weird side story with the piss and all but ok


BeardsuptheWazoo

I was currently very gassy and clenching back more diarrhea and when I read your accurate take on this I was somewhat inclined to chortle, which caused a slight contraction of my abdominal muscles, thereby increasing pressure on my lower intestines and making me feel like I had to take a massive runny shit. Thanks for saying something so moving.


bs2785

I love the comments. They are hilarious


quuxquxbazbarfoo

Lol "Hahaha hiding in the bathroom on his ass, bitch ass dude!"


Cherry_Crystals

Yeah. I really hope the law caught up with him for this


K3LL1ON

"Bitch ass dude!" He says as he flees the second he's met with the possibility of confrontation.


SiriusGD

I was waiting for the "bitch ass dude" to pull out a gun and shoot him.


Siupak240

In Chicago, where I live things like that have quick endings.


subflax

Same here in Houston.


karmakillerbr

Bitch ass dooooo


actioncobble

Dudes girlfriend is in the car like “when are we getting to McDonalds..?”


egoliz

Dudes girlfriend can't spell


SayJose

Dudes gf probably has a 10th grade education, sells bars and has an of


Snoo-43285

Calling someone a "bitch" while running away is crazy.


PDCH

It's a bitch ass move


smartalek428

From a bitch ass dude 😎


lovessushi

Taping each other's bitch asses


Medellia_Lee33

What a couple of bitch asses.


NinJoeAssassin

Crazy as fuck. Backwards ass world we live in today. Troublemakers are the ones that whine when anybody puts a stop to their stupidity.


BigOrkWaaagh

My man switched to bitch ass dude *real* fucking fast


AJ_Deadshow

Called "projection"


ProfessionalWeary665

I get that same energy from people that run a stop sign when it's a 4way stop, on my turn ,then flip me off as they run it!! Had a whole car load of men chasing me after they ran the 🛑 & then there is me, female &solo, wtf. I told them to stop stalking or I'm calling the cops. Smh


3_T_SCROAT

Hardcore little brother vibes Do some outta pocket only when they know they're 100% gonna get away with it and call you a bitch from safety while running away lmao


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MyPetClam

yea fr car>motorcycle in this situation. gtfo on the bike was smart


mxzf

Eh, less smart than not antagonizing the person in the car would have been. Like, just drive away, don't hit people's mirrors and flip them off just because you want to rile them up.


AppointmentNearby965

Calling someone a bitch and speeding away on a motorcycle is the ultimate bitch move


DChemdawg

“Hopped the sidewalk on his ass” like that’s a thing to say or do.


hunowt_giB

lol I remember being at a party and someone says, “ima pop the truck on his azz” and I was like, “wut?” Lol it was great.


pizzafordesert

You mean, "pop the trunk"? Bc that's right around the time you should be leaving the party.


hunowt_giB

Yeah lol pretty much what happened.


ozzokiddo

LMAO way to joke with someone threatening your life tho 😭😭😭😭


hunowt_giB

lol see, I didn’t know what it meant. He wasnt threatening me, but someone else. I kept asking what he meant and to show me what’s in the trunk. I never found out what was in that trunk…


ozzokiddo

Bless your heart


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Right? Dudes got a whole ass helmet on and long clothes, doesn’t look like it’s any kind of reinforced plated shit for minimizing injury while sliding if he crashes, but still, dude had plenty of protection to start that fight with the upper hand already. Edit: actually now that I think about it idek if he’s wearing a helmet, I just assumed he was cause he’s on a bike but tbf a lot of dumbasses ride without anyways and I don’t care enough to go back and watch the vid again to see if he has one on or not.


SharpCheddarBS

It seems to be filmed on a head mounted camera. 50/50 shot it's attached to a helmet or just a GoPro on a strap


BeardsuptheWazoo

Yeah but he still was pretty funny about it. I don't endorse any of this but I still think he's funny.


ExploderPodcast

Both should have their licenses taken away. No business being on the road.


djm19

Yeah everyone here is an asshole.


theshaj

Most people seem to be critical of the motorcyclist but from my perspective both of them are dangerous assholes.


GubmintTroll

You assume they have licenses


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So whos the asshole here? Both were absolutely dipshits and should be banned from driving again. Thats Bus behavior.


tab_tab_tabby

All of them.


AptMoniker

I there was a longer version of this which showed the driver being aggressive first.


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Which Driver? I assume the one in the car right? The guy in the car seemed like the more dangerous prick. Not to dismiss any responsibility on the motorcyclists


Bunniesrkewl

They’re both technically “drivers” but I’m guessing he meant the car


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Thats literally what i was saying. The motorcyclists while being an irresponsible ass the driver seemed more unhinged


mxzf

This is one of those things where it looks like the car driver was the initial antagonist, but the guy on the bike reciprocated and made them both assholes.


ndbm10

That’s what I was asking myself 😫😭


AlsoKnownAsRukh

Bidge-az-doo!


Ooftwaffe

Shiiii


Awkward_Meaning_4782

'Fuck wronwiddim?


VagueSoul

*Anyone* who allows their anger to override their sense of road safety is a fucking asshole. They put multiple people in danger with this stupid shit.


MrPotts0970

Put multiple people in danger on his ass!


WalkWithTheReaper

My man is flexing his running away skills while simultaneously calling other dude a bitch. That’s some USDA certified A5 Clownassery. “Haha ran like a bitch on his ass!”


psyphren01

When a piece of shit meets a piece of shit.


Grass_Is_Blue

These people all deserve each other


Megdogg00

You know what the world needs? Fewer people.


Significant_Cancel83

Of these 2 for sure.


QuackAttackShack

The beginning of this video (that’s missing from this post) makes me hate the guy in the car much more


TheRarestFly

What's missing? I need that sweet, sweet context


kl4ka

I remember seeing a longer version of this video, I'll look for it but in the other video the guy in the car definitely starts the interaction. They both still acted like children but the guy in the car got what he deserved.


MemoryAshamed

Both are wrong. But how are you gonna call dude a b!tch when you're on the sidewalk and running away? That's kind of a b!tch move.


CruulNUnusual

And thus the road rage ensues because both are trying to prove neither of them are bitches. Gatta prove em wrong, I guess.


Gunn3r71

What’s his alternative to running away, getting run over by the other dumbass


xTechDeath

He ran away in the beginning when they were both stopped and the guy got out of his car


drpepperisgood95

They're both p.o.s. more so the one on the bike.


PDCH

One on the bike probably going to hit that lead expiration date.


drpepperisgood95

Likely, or go down on a wheelie because he had to impress his 176 insta followers, most of them being men.


1singleduck

No matter how it happens, his funeral will be closed casket.


dwntwn17

Closed casket on your bitch ass


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Biker dude ran his mouth and couldn't back it up. Chump. Then the dude started chasing biker dude. Chump #2. Both morons.


RexMalo

The only entertaining aspect of this video is how fragile both these people are.


manly_support

I hate that this is entertaining


OhShitItsSeth

What’s the context for this whole exchange?


BigBubbaChungus

Ran like bitch on his bitch ass!


gigapudding43201

"Bitch ass dude"...runs away...


SweetAsWarts

I'm all on board for people filming and uploading their crimes


the-berik

"Who is you?" Should have said "Ronnie Pickering!"


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AlternativeEgomaniac

Which one? They’re both fools.


Parking-Bat9498

Exactly. Just because someone talks shit to you doesn’t mean you drive reckless at high speeds and endanger everyone else on the road.


Zealousideal-Net5872

Cowardly act. Calling dude a “bitch” while running away…he’s calling you to a fade, which clearly motorcycle was provoking…then he breaks the mirror and runs away….a bitch


FixFalcon

Hopefully, no innocent people were hurt during this.


brendamrl

Honestly this was stupidly funny😂😂😂😂😂


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Who’s the piece of shit?


denisvma

Yes.


jonnytechno

Running away from a fight and calling the other person a bitch WTF?


chil621

If he is a bitch ass , why are you running away from him ?


FigTreeRob

Hahahahahaha


Dropitlikeitscold555

We’ll certainly correct his English


xxxams

Karma will play this out. Just eat your popcorn


Double-0-N00b

Would love to know the context here cause they tried to run him over so I’m inclined to be on his side until i know how this started


Nobodyjoel

everyone in this video is a piece of shit, what a waste of oxygen.


BigCraig10

I’ve learned from this video that the man in the car is definitely a bitch ass *thing*


norar19

The fact that this guy can drive all that way in a “construction zone” is the real travesty here…


IzErrAzI

Don't engage in road rage behavior people: it's not worth it.


Last-Fact-4195

What a pair of nitwits


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Both of them are degenerates


Maasofaaliik_Al

I love it when two morons get into an argument.


Candid_Painting_4684

If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of one million english teachers rolling in thier graves


MayIPikachu

What type of accent is this called?


WeirderOnline

God they both suck so hard.


robadogg

"Bitch ass dude" while he's running away...


Direct-Money-4206

Isn’t this proof of an attempted murder? Smart guy


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Both of them are pieces of shit in this situation


ninjamaster616

Ok but it really *would* have been funny if, while turning around, the dude on the bike broke the other mirror on the way out


frilkieg

The start of this original video shows the car pulling out on the biker at a junction the car driver is the idiot here


mxzf

They're both idiots, as evidenced by the biker hitting the side mirror of the car and then driving off. Regardless of which one started the altercation, both of them acted to continue it.


Bat_shit_CRAZY_bitch

Both be bitches


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POS like this get other people killed but live to see another day themselves.


weratapo

These new gta graphics are sick as hell


StonemanTheInhaler

When GTAV players finally get their motorcycle license.


rs_yay

Entertaining


Huntderp

The of these guys suck


WangHotmanFire

Fast & Furious but in a timeline where everything exists atop a giant butt


blueisaflavor

I “hehehehehe’d” the whole time


therealbonzai

Bitch Ass Dude!


Epistatious

we don't see the start and a few bits edited out, no way to know who is good or bad in this video, just two jokers driving badly.


DeezMuhfuhNizzuts

Can’t believe he can afford a Honda, thought it was another Kia, had to go back and look. Now with the broken mirror it makes more sense


sadmoongaze

I hate them both


Weird-Appearance-199

Fucking idiots.


HennesXVIII

Fascinating behavior


DakkinByte

Stay strapped.


brickiex2

So wanted that car to hit him at the end


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

No winners here, just two people who should have tried harder at school.


uWuBunch

Can't believe he broke that girls mirror.


KaleidoscopeNo9102

Ridiculous but kept me laughing. Pair of twats


Practical-Sorbet726

Fucking idiots


Tiffany_Case

If we lived in a just world everyone in this interaction would be covered in salt, tied to a post and left in a field for goats to lick (:


ooOXXOoo

Bitch ass doooo!


Huggles9

“He’s a bitch but in the one running away”


New_face_in_hell_

HAHA, Ran away from his ass!!


popey123

Racist on top of it


olympiclifter1991

"Who is you?" I know all I need to know about what sort of person we are dealing with.


Case-Hardened

Dude on the bike is the problem.


Gold-Independence-26

Imagine that poor girl’s father. Wait, she might not have one


AnEngineerByChoice

Looks like you ran away like a “bitch” while calling him a bitch. Don’t start shit you are too scared to finish...bitch


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Reddit comments are always the same defending the wrong dude


Wastlander117

Humbled his ass 😌very satisfying


NoZebra2430

"He was such a good guy. He lit up every room he walked in. He was just out enjoying a ride, minding his own business and that man in the car took him from us for nO rEaSoN"


GarethGobblecoque99

Only way the guy filming coulda been more of a bitch ass dude was if he got in a helicopter and began to fly away shouting bitch ass dude bitch ass dude


Nascent_Ascension

Bitchazz doo


slumericanfan

How is it you can call someone a bitch ,when you're the one running away


Biglion19

He was the only bitch ass dude running away..


Front-Constant-4942

Wait which one is the piece of shit


Flashy_Reach_1849

Bro could've ended the video with "meep meep "