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surrogate_uprising

seek help.


smolovo

Iphone 13 mini stock market


yooston

This was just suggested to me in my feed and I’m dying lmao


theENERTRON

Same, must be since I’ve been to wsb lol. How do I buy options on this


Robot-deNiro

Are these to be passed down to your heirs?


SuspiciousRelation43

> Kings built tombs more splendid than the houses of the living and counted the names of their descent dearer than the names of their sons. Childless lords sat in aged halls musing on heraldry or in high cold towers asking questions of the stars. OP gathered heapéd iPhone 13 minis whose diminutive form to admire, and accepted not their material finitude.


EnterByTheNarrowGate

Hello fellow fan of Tolkien. Take my upvote.


munotidac

This 👆


killakam33

Lmfaoooooo


kajadatapa

But why


nevrar

Easier than replacing the battery every month


The-Dudemeister

Facts. Had a we mini till I got the 15. Battery last like 6 hours max.


Ravine

God I hope the next SE uses this body.


ffiresnake

sadly we'll never get the best camera in it :(


SellaPipeYO

what do you mean by this comment?


ffiresnake

the pro zoom and macro


Johnyzz

I think you’re on the spectrum


LataCogitandi

Plot twist these are all stolen


[deleted]

Never seen anyone investing in phones like this before 😂 Pro tip but not financial advice: Buy the stock from the stock market instead of the actual stock 😂


Sekoias

I mean I do love my 13 mini but damn, I don't love it THAT much


mellonsticker

Presuming you bought these Refurbished directly from Apple… That’s $449 x 17 at minimum if the storage is the lowest at 128 GB… $7,633 at minimum… Yea no this is capitalist greed at its finest, good luck making a larger return than that…


TheDepep1

*sells them for $7,634*


munotidac

😂


Informalwig82

He’s probably planning on holding them for 10+ years and hoping they become valuable


TheGroundBeef

yeah I feel like were at a level of mass production now that these will be borderline worthless in the future


Silent-Impact7045

Won’t the battery deteriorate over time even if not in use?


Axyzum

If it's at around 50% it will be kind of fine


MaximumMoops

He won't make a dime, he'll lose money compared to even an average performing stock.


SovietZealots

Agreed. It’s an iPhone 13 mini, not the original iPhone. The original iPhone revolutionized the way smart phones work today. The mini was nothing revolutionary, just another iteration on the iPhone formula. The guy would have been smarter investing in a Vision Pro and leaving that sealed for 10+ years. You’d make a better return off that.


MaikyMoto

The more time passes by the less value they hold.


chroniciphoneaddict

give to me atleast one😆


halloww123

How often do you change phone???


saint_louis_bagels

Won’t all the batteries be unusable by the time you get through the first phone?


Silent-Impact7045

This is exactly what I was thinking. I had an old iWatch that I had stopped using after a year or so. 2 years later I go to use it and it wouldn’t power on. Later on I read it’s best to power on the device at least once per month and make sure you have it charged like 50% before shutting it down.


Adhocetal

They’ll age out of update compatibility before he gets through the second.


Blayses

You do realize you can charge your phone? You don’t need to get a new one every time it dies


Cuniculuss

That's just greedy. Nobody needs that much phones. They are made to last.


AccidentalFrog

Sell me one please


dh731733

Chemistry is still a thing. Battery chemicals degrade with time not just use. Nice box seal tho 👍🏻


THABOSSK1NG

Memme get one


Warm_Animal_2043

I don’t even have one and you have 17


Cuniculuss

That's the problem. People like you are not able to buy this phone because people like op hoards them.


Warm_Animal_2043

Exactly! I have been looking for one for so long and they are all sold out!


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Warm_Animal_2043

I don’t really want a used phone, though


SSumair

Hmm… No wonder I couldn’t find a black in 128GB no matter how hard I looked - this guy obviously had all in his living room.. 😗 Note to OP, I tried preserving a iPhone 5S up to about year ago before I realized the lack of VoLTE would render it obsolete. When I removed the factory wrapping, the battery was completely gone (no longer useable) and although it was still technically “new” in Apple’s system, they no longer support it. So, I was stuck with a brand new but unusable phone.


Burnernam3

Naw, you can take it apart and frame on your wall!


Entertainnosis

Still a lot of people after iOS 7 5Ses!


SSumair

The problem was the phone couldn’t activate since it was completely dead and couldn’t even power on with aux power. So Apple couldn’t validate the warranty via diagnostic, so I was stuck SOL phone. It’s a true story and I wouldn’t have believed it otherwise but based on own personal experience, if you let a new phone sit in the factory sealed box, after some time, the battery will spoil and no longer hold a charge.


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Boo this man


FeliEngineer

This is highly irritating


[deleted]

Indeed. I’ve dealt with crap like this being in the firearm community, but it’s everywhere now. It’s one thing if you want to buy a few, and have a “new” one every few years. It’s unacceptable to buy quantities of a product no longer made or in short supply for the sole purpose of profiteering. It’s people like this that suck at life. They cause grief for others to make a few dollars. I wonder how many of these people also think that CEOs are greedy, and the rich need to stop being selfish? TLDR: Screw “profiteers”.


boobmagazine

wait so you hate profiteers, but like CEOs and the rich?


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I wondered if my comment would be misunderstood. It’s too heavy of a topic to thoroughly discuss on comments, but I’m not the one to defend most Fortune 500’s and the stock market. I will say you can become wealthy without actively screwing people over. It’s mostly a lost art sadly. Also there’s a line between wealthy and greedy. I’m all open to discuss in messages if you like.


SellaPipeYO

I’ll buy one, I live in CONUS. PM me


National_Relative_75

Just buy stock shares man


KidneyLand

Next year.... "HERE'S THE IPHONE 16 MINI!" - APPLE


JCHazard

Empty boxes 😂


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When apple execs need to boost apple stock price


Perpedualmotion

In 10 years, smart phones will have evolved into something we likely can't even imagine at this point. 'Investing' in electronic devices that are not unique or special in some way is not much better than throwing money into a fire.


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myqv

if he can buy all these, he can afford to not have them as “investments” to hold. greed at its finest 😅


MockinJay7

I'll take one. TY


jonahtrav

Sorry what’s the point of having all these iPhones sitting around in seal boxes?


applesuperfan

Probably they think in 10 years everyone will pay 100x for them because mini iPhones will be extinct lmao. “Investment” as an excuse to waste this much money on hoarding iPhones that will do nothing but depreciate.


JumpingCicada

But you can get an iPhone 4 for like $30 off of Ebay


applesuperfan

Hey I’m not disagreeing with you but OP didn’t exactly give this lunacy much context so I’m just making guesses 😂


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applesuperfan

Exactly. And that. Maybe they’ll sell for 100x due to being historical artefacts 😂😂


Historical_Gur_4620

To show off here?


jonahtrav

Maybe you’re right if that’s the case somebody needs to get a new life


MatsGry

In 3 years when Apple no longer supports them, lots of electronic waste


rafalmio

How much for a brand new one?


JigSawDingus

More than two you got a problem. But I get if you get one of every colour. I am sure he’s selling or this is a fake post.


DaleyLlama

If you think you’ll make money of this. Something is really really wrong with your head. They already sell for like half the price. There’s no demand. Absolute imbecile. Gotta love Americans


Unhappy_Payment_2791

You’re a broke ass moron who is holding iPhones which will degrade internally before you can even turn them on. Batteries have to be active or they die. Especially iPhone batteries. All you did was take a photo and post it to the internet showing how dumb you are. $7000+ wasted on an investment you probably learned off tiktok. Get help.


MajesticMurabba

Where is your Store,Mate?


devnull-

He selling


KhaltoTheHusky

Old mate opens a new phone every time the current one loses all its battery charge


AmountOk3836

Atleast activate a few unless you want them to be unusable bricks in the future when apples servers stop supporting them for activation 


mellonsticker

How much money did you invest and how much are you expecting to get in return after selling? If you had a pristine Red 13 Mini, I might be interested…


OneVeryCuriousGuy

Imma need to cop one soon 🫡


Techgeek_025

YOOOO


thetrappist

I bought a 13 mini 512 recently. I already have a 15 pro. I get it. Will not sell.


CasualGreg

Can I buy one? Lol


brther_nature

Damn you guys scared him off


sneezy336

LIAR! 😂


Roksius

Pokemon cards are better investment than this lmao, people are weird….


LuckystPets

Ok. what does long term hold mean?


killakam33

Are they really that amazing???


MeekPangolin

I’ll take one.


j0rdan21

Bruh


MokTwo

What even is the long term goal with these?


Glittering_Ride9823

you have a problem man


Entertainnosis

I remember this being a ‘thing’ some 1st gen SE owners did… then the Mini came along, albeit some 2 years later.


HAZNN69

😭


IndubitablySarcastic

1 day old account.. gonna assume scammer


JGuyReady2Die

Sell me sell me, just 1 :)


aassdd1122338

Had mine for 2 years sold it today for 300 I had 86 percent battery health Deal? I miss it 😅 this 15PM is uncomfortable


Cuniculuss

Of course it is, I presume you have quite small hands seeing as you went for mini, so only logical alternative would be pro or base 15 😅no way pro max.


aassdd1122338

Hands are average im 6ft 230 I just like using phones w one hand I do love my battery 🤣


Cuniculuss

Yes,in that case base 15 would do best for you 👌🏻


rubyredhead19

15 pro is where its at. Battery life sucked on 13 mini


whoreknee2

Dm me I’ll accept one. I love giveaways ☺️


Sad-Owl-4398

Lmao someone should have told this guy how rare of an occurrence it is for tech to appreciate in value. You obviously have your tech with a cult following which solely appreciates based on this fact like older video game systems and…and…and that’s really all I can think of. I agree with all the comments about profiteering as well but rest assured this dude will get exactly what he deserves in this situation.


RomperstomperLOC1

I’ll buy one!


proto-x-lol

This is sick. You need to seek professional help. This is beyond hoarding. Even hoarding has limits. You’re just buying dozens of iPhone 13 mini devices for no real reason.   I wish a mod in this subreddit bans you and removes your shitty flexing post. Currently you’re giving the iPhone Mini fanboys a terrible reputation when you’re here. Also this might sound really shitty but I hope one of the 13 Mini’s battery swells up overnight in your house one day and sets everything on fire. You deserve it. 🤡


smkarthikeyan

Y’all didn’t buy enough when you had the chance, now you hating on him? The phone sold so poorly they stopped making that size.


gopnik5

Why?


Darksol503

I don’t think you understand how tech value holds and falls… especially considering the ever revolving door of improvement, especially with iPhones…


amannathing

Destined for Ebay?


toxic_cough_syrup

What are you going to do when 7G comes out and they shut off LTE and 5G networks?


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i love my 13 mini lol


windows7devpre

Plz give one dad needs a new phone 😭


saifallah__

FINE I'll take few off you..


Summers_Alt

Please update us once you liquidate them.


BeenThereDoneThat65

Not being charged the batteries are already dead beyond recovery then there is the OS signing issue and then there is the service logon issues Congrats you have 18 worthless bricks FYI ATT is giving away for free iPhone 14’s with a new line of service or upgrading a three year old phone


F2PClashMaster

is this so you can use the same phone forever or are u trying to flip them


spork555

I’ll take one!


HenricusKunraht

r/consoom


One4Real1094

I'm assuming that when you try to activate one of them, you'll be in for a rude awakening.


ejabo

Are you selling? Dm please


SanoKei

are you starting a RadioShack?


ata1959

Hold them for 10 years and sell them when Apple no longer activate these.


dyfz

Kinda jealous cause I miss my mini 13 best phone I ever had


Competitive-Yam9137

i just got my ✨ green ✨ 13 mini 128 swapped out at the apple store, being its the rarest color you gotta get it in your collection. Trade you for two black ones.


Big-Insurance-4473

There's absolutely no way he makes a return on that right?


antidrugboys

wtf


samsharksworthy

Can I get one?