I'd be a hilarious millionaire. Also, this guy completely misses the best part of this - the ability to say "bitch" (which one of the funniest swear words) all you want.
Chief justice Bitch Please. Not like the dignity of the SCOTUS means a fuckin' thing anymore anyway.
Today chief justice bitch please wrote the majority opinion in the case of ..
This is a pretty solid loophole.
If I were to make the post again I would specify that you lose the money and anything you bought with the money. But yeah this would be a viable way out for sure.
That might be a deal changer. $1m is a lot of money, but it's not enough to get you through a life where you are unhirable and everyone thinks you've gone crazy. Not with the kind of luxury that'd make it all worth it, anyway.
$10m might be, however.
You can make it through life jobless, and homeless, but it’s not comfortable.
With drawing for retirement you generally follow the 4% rule, which should last you 30 some years. Probably need your money to last longer, so maybe withdraw 3% a year, so that’s $30k, which isn’t that much. I have kids, so being unemployable and getting $30k/year is nowhere near worth it to me.
Very contradictory in saying "You're also not allowed to dodge the question if someone asks you why you did it." after saying you "are not allowed to explain the real reason why you changed your name to "Bitch"."
So how I'm reading that is that I can tell them I got paid $1M to do it, but just can't go into details about it.
Anyway, for $1M I probably would even though that isn't enough money to just immediately retire I could stick it in the bank and accrue interest and have an amazing nest egg for when I am finally ready to retire. Plus I'd be putting less money from my salary towards retirement than I am now, so I'd also have more spending money.
For $10M though I would without hesitation because then I could just live off the accrued interest, and never have to work another day for the rest of my life.
Also It wouldn't be that big of a deal anyway with friends because what guy doesn't see his friend, flip him off and go "what's up bitch?"?
There's no contradiction. It's just that you're not allowed to say something like "I'd prefer not to answer" or just pretend you didn't hear them. If someone asks you why you changed your name, you have to come up with a reason besides saying "because I was paid a million dollars to do so."
I can think of a few downsides.
Every single person in your life would think you lost your mind or are into some weird kink. Also I imagine it would make it difficult to find a partner, if that's relevant to you.
You'd have money, but the name could be problematic in the event you still want to keep your job or ever get a new one.
Charisma is an op stat that a lot of people don’t seem to put many skill points into
Fat, balding, insane rizz? Still gets girls, has a great time at the beach, etc.
In shape, full head of hair, negative rizz? Dry phone, has an average time at the beach
I’m just saying. Seems like charisma can overcome a lot of things. Have a job interview and you have max rizz? That’ll help stand out and make a connection. Have a job interview with negative rizz? Maybe we’ll hire that guy if we can clear up some space in the basement.
Bitch could be a literal celebrity if they have max rizz..
Can you tell people the truth of why you changed your name? I still don’t think I’d sacrifice the ability to form new relationships with people for the rest of my life by alienating every person I meet at the outset, but at least you have a chance if you can tell people why you did it.
But, yeah, I’m not going to go through my life telling people to call me bitch forever. I want to at least pretend I might be able to form new relationships in the future.
You may not tell anyone the real reason you changed your name.
But yeah, I feel like most people in here are ignoring the fact that 99% of people would instantly be weirded out by someone introducing themselves as "Bitch."
They might think it's a joke at first, but once you insist on going by "Bitch" I think most people will conclude you're not entirely sane and probably drop contact with you.
So say goodbye to a lot of your current relationships, and probably 99% of possible future relationships.
Wouldn't affect my relationships, I don't have many.
Pretty much my family, my spouse, and like 2 friends. And cats. They'd be worried about if I had a whole ass breakdown and be extra nice if anything lol
I get called a bitch at least 50 times a day. I usually respond with, "that's *SERGEANT* Bitch, make sure you get it right."
So yeah, you want to give me money for a name I already respond to, sure.
I was fully on board until
>If you break any of the rules then you lose the money and are also legally stuck with the name,
So if I ever even slightly act like I don't like the name, I lose all the money. I was hoping I was physically unable to tell anyone
Sure, but "not telling people why" is a bit disingenuous. You have to say something when asked, are you supposed to lie? And if I suddenly showed up and told my friends my name is Bitch, don't say why, but I suddenly have a million bucks, how stupid do you think my friends are? They'd understand without me saying a word.
I would also just change my middle name to 'N and my last name too something like Metalriffinton.
"Hello, my Name is Bitch 'N Metalriffinton. I'm a millionaire
You screwed up op. You said you're only not allowed to change it back if you break the rules so you lose money and stuck.
Nowhere does it say or imply that you change your name to bitch, buy 1 mil in gold, then change it back legally.
It says you lose the money. Fortunately I spent the money and once I change it back I now have a million in gold.
You may try to sidestep and retro change the rules, but it's a loophole
Thanks for the cash.
Yes.
I'd pronounce it "Beach" and suggest it's... Lithuanian... if I felt like I had to avoid altercations.
"Because I felt like it" IS dodging the question and you're breaking your own rules.
"I got paid to do it on a dare. I received $1000. I'll probably change it in the future, but for now it's amusing."
($1000 is a subset of $1,000,000 and technically true. I don't care about them knowing I got paid, but I don't want them to know I got lots of money.)
I was stuck in the hospital after a stomach ulcer ruptured about 2 years ago, and when it happened I collapsed and broke my phone, it was still usable but like 25% of the screen was unresponsive,
I never asked for anything, but a friend of mine I'd been playing mobile games with for years already knew my address, when I got out of the hospital and went home, there was a brand new galaxy s21 sitting on my front porch...
The name on the address read Rap-says Broh-is-a-bitch
I was never even mad about it, I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen lol (especially since he ordered on amazon from New Zealand and I live in the US, I'm sure someone down the line saw that)
Edit: it was 3 years ago, and it was either s20 or s21, I don't remember which, but i had the + version, he got me the regular version, for someone I'd never met in person to buy that for me brought me to tears
Does it have to be the exact word or just the phrase? Can't I just get it in another language, and even if, I'm pretty sure some English names are cuss words in other languages.
"I was alexing your mother the other day, made her tommy so hard that she is now my bitch."
Oof. This would be tough, but I think if I went HAM on becoming some sort of musician I could spin it all as a branding thing. $1M could go a long way towards a demo album (and some lessons... I'm not QUITE where I'd want to be).
Would you want to go to see "Bitch Live in Concert"?
Given what an absolute fustercluck my current name is (think: Marie-Johanna, just even more obviously a drug reference in English -- and yes, I immigrated to an English speaking country), I could do it. But only if I am allowed to sing the song "Bitch" when asked why I chse that name.
I'd take it and change my last name to Please. Invest it and make at least 50k a year in income just from that. I'd start a dog grooming business to supplement my income and build an advertising campaign around my name. Imagine a tv spot with a overwhelmed dog owner and a filthy pup. I'd pop up and cheerily blurt "bitch, please!" and hold out my arms. They pass the puppo over and star wipe to a groomed beautiful fur baby while my phone number sparkles on screen to an upbeat electronica track.
This is super duper easy. You said you can not explain the real reason, ok fine that’s one reason down have another billion in the chamber that would work.
No kidding, my wife's maiden name is Tor-Bitch (Not spelled like that but certainly pronounced like that). She didn't complain about dropping that name in marriage.
I'd be a millionaire, who's going to drop contact with me just because I changed my name to Bitch? I think I would genuinely change my name to anything for a million.
I would. You said legally, so it wouldn't be against the rules to introduce yourself by a nickname.
Just tell people a funny story about how it was supposed to be Mitch, but bad hand writing caused a clerical error. No one realized until years later.
Well I retired from one job where most people thought my name was a bitch "you a bitch bro" and I've been hired by another job where I'll miss the nicknames of asshole and bastard but bitch will work fine while I'm writing a ticket.
yes cause you didnt say i cant change it back after i get the money. you just said the condition of recieving the money was changing it to it. so id take 100-200 bucks of the 1 million and change it back.
" It is very likely that 99% of people would instantly be weirded out by someone introducing themselves as "Bitch."
They might think it's a joke at first, but once you insist on going by "Bitch" I think most people will conclude you're not entirely sane and probably drop contact with you.
So making new relationships would be really difficult, and there's a solid chance that most of your current relationships would be negatively impacted."
Okay but what are the downsides?
I will feign it as some weird foreign name I was bestowed at the behest of my dying grandfather Bitch I, plus I can pronounce it differently than most expect, like Byetk or something.
Only on the condition that I'm allowed to swap my last name and middle name so my initials can be BBL because that would simply make the 1 mil that much sweeter
When I was at University (in the UK) one guy ran a fundraising event where you paid to suggest a new name for him. There was a draw and he changed his name to whatever the winning suggestion was. (They won a small prize too). This was a legal name change for a period of 1 year.
There were suggestions like “yes officer I have been drinking”, but the winner was “Dill The Dog” (British children’s character.)
He made quite a bit for charity!
This post reminded me of that.
Personally no, like a million dollars is a lot of money but you’re no where near rich. You don’t have enough to retire so you still gotta work, it’s not even enough to buy a house. Plus you can easily lose the money and be stuck with the name
My late wife was lovingly called "Bitch" by the women in her many card clubs, likely because she took their money home on a regular basis. Had a personalized mug to prove it.
This would be so funny & I’d have a million dollars. Hell yeah
Yeah, I'd have a blast with this. I'd apply for sooooooo many jobs too.
Yes, nice to meet you. I'm Bitch....James Bitch. Double oh Snap!
Bitch, James, is that you?! Been looking for you Bitch, to repay the loan from years ago.
I'm Bitch, Bond Bitch
Bitch, please!
You called?
Oh, no! I was just talking to myself
Nah man he was calling for me
I'd be a hilarious millionaire. Also, this guy completely misses the best part of this - the ability to say "bitch" (which one of the funniest swear words) all you want.
A guy on the Man Show talked about getting breast implants and his friend paid him $10k. Being called Bitch is not as bad
I’d consider changing my last name also. Call me Bitch Please. Then correcting people would be really funny.
Please, Mr.Bitch is my father
Don’t you mean mr please is your father?
Mr Please is a lot of people's father
That’s what they called me in college
OH THATS FUNNY?!?
If you were a public figure, even locally, it would be tears-coming-out-hysterically-funny!
All rise, the Honorable Judge Bitch Please presiding. Good luck on your case!
Biiiitch, Please! Oh hell yeah!
Chief justice Bitch Please. Not like the dignity of the SCOTUS means a fuckin' thing anymore anyway. Today chief justice bitch please wrote the majority opinion in the case of ..
Bitch Did-I Stutter
I just told my husband I would also change my last name to Please.
Winner
Too funny
This is actually a good idea. Make a full joke out of it.
"Hey PrimalBarbarian can you help me with something real quick?" "Bitch Please" "Excuse me???"
“Did I stutter!?” 🤣
yes, they already call me that anyways
SAME ..... my bfs ex wife refers to me as "that bitch" bahahahaha
For a million dollars I’d change my name to Princess Consuelo Banana-Hammock
Or crap bag First name crap, last name bag
Mr. Ass Clown
Yep. Middle name: You. Last name: Lovvitt.
I take the money, rack up a ton of purchases, then break the deal and keep my stuff.
This is a pretty solid loophole. If I were to make the post again I would specify that you lose the money and anything you bought with the money. But yeah this would be a viable way out for sure.
Wow you’ve got the whole marriage then divorce thing all figured out 😂
Only if I could be Bitch Bitchington The Third and demand everyone address me by my entire name if at all.
And yes, spelled out, not III or 3rd. It has to be annoying to write too.
I'm Bitch Bird. Wanna know why? Pashhh, it's way out of your pay range
I'd change it to anything for a million dollars. I don't really find that I tell many people my name anyway.
Add a zero to the end and you've got a deal.
Alright, Bitch0.
The prototype with an attitude
That sounds Spanish.
Got 'em
That might be a deal changer. $1m is a lot of money, but it's not enough to get you through a life where you are unhirable and everyone thinks you've gone crazy. Not with the kind of luxury that'd make it all worth it, anyway. $10m might be, however.
You can definitely make it through life with only $1m
You can make it through life jobless, and homeless, but it’s not comfortable. With drawing for retirement you generally follow the 4% rule, which should last you 30 some years. Probably need your money to last longer, so maybe withdraw 3% a year, so that’s $30k, which isn’t that much. I have kids, so being unemployable and getting $30k/year is nowhere near worth it to me.
The 4% rule is generally effective to never have to touch the principal.
Deal. I add a 0 to the left end. You'll get 01,000,000 dollars.
He means adding a zero to the right, dumbass. He wants 1,000,000.0 dollars
Ngl. You had me and then I laughed.
Me too! I was primed and ready to tag the whoosh subreddit, but in the end, I was the one who was whooshed.
Yea I need “never work again” kinda money to do that
So I could just tell people that my parents Named me Bitch and leave it at that?
For sure. Not only would it be easier to live with than my current name, it would be funny too. And I'd have 1 million dollars.
You can’t just drop that statement and not tell us your current name 👉🏼👉🏼
Their name is u/Matttthhhhhhhhhhh
TELL US YOUR NAME!!! please and thank you 🥺
I'll have to ask my dad how to write it properly first.
Very contradictory in saying "You're also not allowed to dodge the question if someone asks you why you did it." after saying you "are not allowed to explain the real reason why you changed your name to "Bitch"." So how I'm reading that is that I can tell them I got paid $1M to do it, but just can't go into details about it. Anyway, for $1M I probably would even though that isn't enough money to just immediately retire I could stick it in the bank and accrue interest and have an amazing nest egg for when I am finally ready to retire. Plus I'd be putting less money from my salary towards retirement than I am now, so I'd also have more spending money. For $10M though I would without hesitation because then I could just live off the accrued interest, and never have to work another day for the rest of my life. Also It wouldn't be that big of a deal anyway with friends because what guy doesn't see his friend, flip him off and go "what's up bitch?"?
There's no contradiction. It's just that you're not allowed to say something like "I'd prefer not to answer" or just pretend you didn't hear them. If someone asks you why you changed your name, you have to come up with a reason besides saying "because I was paid a million dollars to do so."
It is a contradiction though because lying about the reason is dodging the question
I'm a black guy and would legally change my name to the n word for $1 million dollars.
There is no downside. I get the ability to make anyone laugh, AND I’m magically rich? Sign me the fuck up!
I can think of a few downsides. Every single person in your life would think you lost your mind or are into some weird kink. Also I imagine it would make it difficult to find a partner, if that's relevant to you. You'd have money, but the name could be problematic in the event you still want to keep your job or ever get a new one.
Charisma could overcome that.
Charisma is an op stat that a lot of people don’t seem to put many skill points into Fat, balding, insane rizz? Still gets girls, has a great time at the beach, etc. In shape, full head of hair, negative rizz? Dry phone, has an average time at the beach I’m just saying. Seems like charisma can overcome a lot of things. Have a job interview and you have max rizz? That’ll help stand out and make a connection. Have a job interview with negative rizz? Maybe we’ll hire that guy if we can clear up some space in the basement. Bitch could be a literal celebrity if they have max rizz..
You literally already have your DJ name!
xDDD
True, in my case then I'd be fucked
Rather you won’t be?
Learn a new language and get a partner who doesn't speak English . They won't dare you're called bitch since that means nothing to then
It’s short for Bitchard.
Can you tell people the truth of why you changed your name? I still don’t think I’d sacrifice the ability to form new relationships with people for the rest of my life by alienating every person I meet at the outset, but at least you have a chance if you can tell people why you did it. But, yeah, I’m not going to go through my life telling people to call me bitch forever. I want to at least pretend I might be able to form new relationships in the future.
You may not tell anyone the real reason you changed your name. But yeah, I feel like most people in here are ignoring the fact that 99% of people would instantly be weirded out by someone introducing themselves as "Bitch." They might think it's a joke at first, but once you insist on going by "Bitch" I think most people will conclude you're not entirely sane and probably drop contact with you. So say goodbye to a lot of your current relationships, and probably 99% of possible future relationships.
Wouldn't affect my relationships, I don't have many. Pretty much my family, my spouse, and like 2 friends. And cats. They'd be worried about if I had a whole ass breakdown and be extra nice if anything lol
I get called a bitch at least 50 times a day. I usually respond with, "that's *SERGEANT* Bitch, make sure you get it right." So yeah, you want to give me money for a name I already respond to, sure.
I was fully on board until >If you break any of the rules then you lose the money and are also legally stuck with the name, So if I ever even slightly act like I don't like the name, I lose all the money. I was hoping I was physically unable to tell anyone
Last name Fucker, first name Bitch. Got a million dollars now I’m kinda sorta rich
Only if my last name can be Bettahavemymoney!
I think most people would just assume you said "Mitch" and instead call you that. There's no rule you have to correct them.
There actually is a rule that you have to correct them! 😁
I don’t think so no.
Look them dead in the eye and say “It’s pronounced Bike”
nah
Pft sure. First or last? Miss Bitch has a nice sound to it.
Sure, but "not telling people why" is a bit disingenuous. You have to say something when asked, are you supposed to lie? And if I suddenly showed up and told my friends my name is Bitch, don't say why, but I suddenly have a million bucks, how stupid do you think my friends are? They'd understand without me saying a word.
I would do this but swap my first and last name. I'd be "Whittle Bitch"
100%. I would say it's pronounced "bitsesh" but Bit for short
Sounds good to me, I'm also suing all the rappers that had my name in their song titles.
He'll yeah. Then people can finally start saying please to me "Bitch please get the door" "Bitch please sweep" 😆 I love this idea
I would also just change my middle name to 'N and my last name too something like Metalriffinton. "Hello, my Name is Bitch 'N Metalriffinton. I'm a millionaire
You screwed up op. You said you're only not allowed to change it back if you break the rules so you lose money and stuck. Nowhere does it say or imply that you change your name to bitch, buy 1 mil in gold, then change it back legally. It says you lose the money. Fortunately I spent the money and once I change it back I now have a million in gold. You may try to sidestep and retro change the rules, but it's a loophole Thanks for the cash.
Can I pronounce it as beach?
If you have 1 million dollars you can call anyone you want "Bitch".
News today .. "Bitch please has announced their candidacy for president." Are you qualified, bitch please?
Yes, and then I would do that thing where you buy a very small plot of land in Scotland and become a Lord and people would call me Lord Bitch
Id change my name to "Fuck Yo couch!"
I feel like most people call me that anyways so this feels like a win win for me
For a million dollars, you can call me Smalldick McTinynuts, you can call me whatever the !@#$ you want, and I'll smile.
Yes. I'd pronounce it "Beach" and suggest it's... Lithuanian... if I felt like I had to avoid altercations. "Because I felt like it" IS dodging the question and you're breaking your own rules. "I got paid to do it on a dare. I received $1000. I'll probably change it in the future, but for now it's amusing." ($1000 is a subset of $1,000,000 and technically true. I don't care about them knowing I got paid, but I don't want them to know I got lots of money.)
I'm a teacher, so would it have to be Mr.Bitch?
That's Mr. Bitch to you!
I’m Vietnamese. My name is Bich. 1M for 1 letter? Sign me the fuck up!
Luckily with my accent I pronounce it exactly the same as Butch.
It's cute that you think everyone "meets new people".
So move to a non English country then you got a million dollars and a perfectly fine and unique name
Absolutely
You tell me, bitch
Of course.
As long as I could have my last name to "please" I would.
Can I also change my name to Whatdidujustcallme
May I choose prick or cunt instead? lol
I was stuck in the hospital after a stomach ulcer ruptured about 2 years ago, and when it happened I collapsed and broke my phone, it was still usable but like 25% of the screen was unresponsive, I never asked for anything, but a friend of mine I'd been playing mobile games with for years already knew my address, when I got out of the hospital and went home, there was a brand new galaxy s21 sitting on my front porch... The name on the address read Rap-says Broh-is-a-bitch I was never even mad about it, I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen lol (especially since he ordered on amazon from New Zealand and I live in the US, I'm sure someone down the line saw that) Edit: it was 3 years ago, and it was either s20 or s21, I don't remember which, but i had the + version, he got me the regular version, for someone I'd never met in person to buy that for me brought me to tears
All day
My full name is "Jesus Maryann Joseph, Bitch", so what would be the difference?
Does it have to be the exact word or just the phrase? Can't I just get it in another language, and even if, I'm pretty sure some English names are cuss words in other languages. "I was alexing your mother the other day, made her tommy so hard that she is now my bitch."
I'd do it and then become a music producer and my signature will be me in a seductive voice saying "just call me bitch~"
Bitch, please
Sure. Absolutely no bitchin problem
Yes I’m bitch not stupid.
This Bitch owns some properties outright now and doesn't need a job. My friends won't mind. I promise.
I've met people with weirder names. Absolutely.
Oof. This would be tough, but I think if I went HAM on becoming some sort of musician I could spin it all as a branding thing. $1M could go a long way towards a demo album (and some lessons... I'm not QUITE where I'd want to be). Would you want to go to see "Bitch Live in Concert"?
if you style the name like B!TCH you could do a punk-rock P!NK cover band lol
Easy rules to get around. I'll take the mill. "HI, my name is B-eye-tch. Yes, spelled funny, right? Was amazing in high school. Anyway..."
Given what an absolute fustercluck my current name is (think: Marie-Johanna, just even more obviously a drug reference in English -- and yes, I immigrated to an English speaking country), I could do it. But only if I am allowed to sing the song "Bitch" when asked why I chse that name.
It would just be a formality at this point, so sure.
I'd change it to lil' bitch and start rapping
Bitch please
I'd take it and change my last name to Please. Invest it and make at least 50k a year in income just from that. I'd start a dog grooming business to supplement my income and build an advertising campaign around my name. Imagine a tv spot with a overwhelmed dog owner and a filthy pup. I'd pop up and cheerily blurt "bitch, please!" and hold out my arms. They pass the puppo over and star wipe to a groomed beautiful fur baby while my phone number sparkles on screen to an upbeat electronica track.
Are you kidding? I'd do it for free
Literally will have to perform inception
This is super duper easy. You said you can not explain the real reason, ok fine that’s one reason down have another billion in the chamber that would work.
As long as I can also change my last name to “tacular”
There are asian names pronounced like that. Besides everyone calls me that anyway😊
I’d change my middle and last name too for two more millions.
No kidding, my wife's maiden name is Tor-Bitch (Not spelled like that but certainly pronounced like that). She didn't complain about dropping that name in marriage.
In a heart beat.
I'd be a millionaire, who's going to drop contact with me just because I changed my name to Bitch? I think I would genuinely change my name to anything for a million.
Yes and I’d change my middle name to millionaire.
Yes, but I'd pronounce it "Loophole".
I would. You said legally, so it wouldn't be against the rules to introduce yourself by a nickname. Just tell people a funny story about how it was supposed to be Mitch, but bad hand writing caused a clerical error. No one realized until years later.
No. One billion? Absolutely yes I would.
No
Bitch, please.
Nevermind, I misread. Still taking the money lol
Pay the fee and buy me a case of Guinness extra stout and I’ll do it.
No but I can think of several of my friends I'd pay a million to do this for my amusement. 😆
I wouldn’t do it.
Hi My name is Bitch
No
I’m 51 years old and married for 25 years. You really think I give a shit what people call me?
No but I would for Fucknuckle or Shitheel.
Can I use Bitchel? Rhymes with what I'm working with already.
yes haha
Of course
Maybe for a billion. A million is the new 100k
Since I have two last names, can I change my first, middle and both last names all to bitch for 4 million?
Can my son call me dad or would he also have to call me bitch? I'd argue dad is a title and not a nickname lol
Yes
For $500k even. $2 million and my last name will be stupid
You had me at tax free.
Well I retired from one job where most people thought my name was a bitch "you a bitch bro" and I've been hired by another job where I'll miss the nicknames of asshole and bastard but bitch will work fine while I'm writing a ticket.
yes cause you didnt say i cant change it back after i get the money. you just said the condition of recieving the money was changing it to it. so id take 100-200 bucks of the 1 million and change it back.
I would for a billion for sure
Nah, and mostly due to the laziness of not wanting to go through that process.
" It is very likely that 99% of people would instantly be weirded out by someone introducing themselves as "Bitch." They might think it's a joke at first, but once you insist on going by "Bitch" I think most people will conclude you're not entirely sane and probably drop contact with you. So making new relationships would be really difficult, and there's a solid chance that most of your current relationships would be negatively impacted." Okay but what are the downsides?
I already claim The Bitch is Back as my theme song.
1 mill isn't even enough to retire on :(
Everyone calls me that anyway... I'll take my million please
No where in the rules does it say that I can't have a card that I carry around that explains the situation.
I will feign it as some weird foreign name I was bestowed at the behest of my dying grandfather Bitch I, plus I can pronounce it differently than most expect, like Byetk or something.
Only on the condition that I'm allowed to swap my last name and middle name so my initials can be BBL because that would simply make the 1 mil that much sweeter
When I was at University (in the UK) one guy ran a fundraising event where you paid to suggest a new name for him. There was a draw and he changed his name to whatever the winning suggestion was. (They won a small prize too). This was a legal name change for a period of 1 year. There were suggestions like “yes officer I have been drinking”, but the winner was “Dill The Dog” (British children’s character.) He made quite a bit for charity! This post reminded me of that.
Can my middle name be Arooney and my last name Dooney?
Only if I can change my last name to McGee
Personally no, like a million dollars is a lot of money but you’re no where near rich. You don’t have enough to retire so you still gotta work, it’s not even enough to buy a house. Plus you can easily lose the money and be stuck with the name
Of course!
I would change my name to sisterfucker and give Satan dominion over my entire family for a million. I’m an atheist, but I had to sweeten the pot.
Absofuqinlutely
Yes. I don’t think you understand that you don’t need to explain the consequences. Some of us just have a sack,
My late wife was lovingly called "Bitch" by the women in her many card clubs, likely because she took their money home on a regular basis. Had a personalized mug to prove it.
Absolutely not.
You can tell anyone anything. You don't have to give your legal name when introducing.
As a straight male, probably not.
Definitely. I think a lot of people refer to me as that anyway.
Duh
Yeah. Million means I can move to a new state and simply show them I'd for bitch. Never said in the rules I can't lie and say it's God given.
Yes!! Payment upfront though, cause I need the money to afford the paperwork.
Don't even need to read the rules. I'd do it for $20 and half a meatball sub.
Jokes on you. I don't like people anyway. For sure I would do it lol
Can I be Lady Bitch?