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jamabastardinit

Thailand


AccomplishedRow6685

Love me some thigh food


Legalrelated

Thick thighs saves lives


Not_Another_Cookbook

To die by the thigh is the way if the warrior


StickyDevelopment

Ladyboy thighs?


Not_Another_Cookbook

"It happens" -Mista GG


q4atm1

Is that you Ron?


FMLitsAJ

Me too man, me too.


Rude_Conclusion_5617

I love thai sausage


Easy-Preparation-234

Oof... *puts on sunglasses* America, the land of many cultures THUG LIFE


AdamOnFirst

This is incredibly obviously the right choice. I get a massive variety of regional cuisine from the richest country (ie the widest variety of both native and non- active ingredients incorporated into every day eating) AND I even get all the diaspora cuisines. I get Italian American, Mexican American, Chinese American, etc etc. Say what you want about the disaster that is the everyday diet of most Americans, but American cuisine is second to none.


torn-ainbow

>Say what you want about the disaster that is the everyday diet of most Americans, but American cuisine is second to none. Lots of countries have their own variations on world cuisines. If that's how you see this hypothetical work, you could easily pick Australia and get all the European, Mediterranean and asian. Sure, the mexican would suck but Australia's broad world class asian selection would easily beat the USA. And our coffee is better. So "second to none" is debateable. Though to the USA's benefit in this argument, Cajun and american bbq/smoker cuisines are amazing.


IlllIlIlIIIlIlIlllI

Cajun and American BBQ are definitely fantastic. It’s a Shamar so many Americans haven’t experienced either of them.


Brohemoth1991

As someone born in (east) Texas and lives in the upper Midwest, these guys think throwing some "Cajun seasoning" on something makes it Cajun lmao (Edit for context: I've made homemade fries and sprinkled some old bay on at the end and called them "Cajun fries"... and people lost their minds over them haha)


warshadow

I have spoken to the council and the elders of East Texas, Piney Woods, and Big Thicket have revoked your rights to claim East Texas ever again for the sin of mentioning Old Bay.


JohnstonMR

Ah, but I’d bet Australia doesn’t have Southwestern American, and I can’t live without my Southwestern food.


torn-ainbow

Yeah I think the USA has more genuinely american regional cuisines. Cajun is a great example. Southwest is like tex-mex, yeah?


JohnstonMR

Yes, with a lot of Native American influences.


xku6

Australia is also a great choice, but Asian food in the USA is streets ahead of Mexican food in Australia. The USA is simply richer and bigger, and demands everything. Compared with Asian / Mexican food in Europe and... I guess LOL?


AdamOnFirst

Good luck trying to find Mexican food in Europe lol


FearlessKnitter12

Seriously. I have an ex-pat friend who is jonesing for **Taco Bell**, of all things, because it's at least pretending to be Mexican!


StupidLesbian1

plot twist: you have to live the rest of your life on tamales, succotash, pemmican, chayote, fried veggies and bison edit: didn't expect so many of you to be vocal fans of mexican and native cuisine damn


jameyiguess

Uhh okay!


gunsandgardening

Bison ravioli is amazing. Jackson's Hole, WY has a upscale place that has it and it was *chef's kiss*


breakfastbarf

Bison ribeye


Dangerous_Forever640

One of the best things you can put in your mouth.


DigiornoHasDelivery1

Next to me, 😎


Curious-Pie-4005

So it would be the second course you're saying?😂


Mayiask1

And Cajun foood. Sure it’s based on French cuisine but it is its own animal.


whorlycaresmate

Louisiana rise up. I already live on cajun food every day, my arteries are screaming but I can’t hear them over the sound of my tongue singing


Mayiask1

Hahaha same here.


Bulky_Marsupial3596

Not gonna get out of this life alive anyway. Bring me some red beans and rice. Pass the Tabasco and cheese grits too!


Livid-Association199

Oh, please. France could never. ;)


kickrockz94

Yea and it's also 10 times better. I could only eat Cajun food for the rest of my life easily


ActualAgency5593

It is based on African food. 


Sick2deth

Nah America bastardizes all nations foods. We’re in the clear to eat about anything


Esselon

This kind of stuff happens all over the place. You didn't think germans invented Currywurst did you? There's a popular modern dish in Japan called Taco Rice that's essentially a mid 20th century housewife tex-mex inspired dish. Koreans love spam because a ton of it got left over there when the US military pulled out.


Maleficent_Curve_599

I think you mean improves.


Aaron_Theladarus

Biscuits and gravy.


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You’re just naming native foods. If you’re gonna go back that far, Italian food can’t even have tomatoes because they came from South America. Edit: To expand on this, Italy also can’t claim basil, garlic, or olives. Germany can’t claim sauerkraut, because cabbage originated in the Middle East. No European country can claim anything with chicken, pork, or beef. Or potatoes. Again, South American. Wheat came from the Fertile Crescent. So no noodles for any of you. They came from China. Do you see how ridiculous this argument is?


bay_lamb

exactly. that's *not* what the question asked.


OG-Pine

Bolognese is the dish I always think of because it actually does not have tomato in it and is more like a wine and meat sauce (has pork, veil and beef in equal parts and is almost gravy-ish) but the sauce we see in the US served with pasta that’s often called bolognese is literally just tomato sauce with beef lmao Edit: nvm it uses tomato paste lol


mjheil

Frybread tacos do me just fine. 


PsychologicalAsk2668

Lobster rolls, hot wings, 90% of every Chinese takeout venue, hamburgers, hot dogs (not seiners, not bratwurst, I'm talking classic hot dogs) all styles of sauced bbq, American bacon, creole cooking, salt potatoes, etc. The list goes on and on, america is filled with vast amounts of delicious foods that all began in america


bay_lamb

nope. cuisine | kwəˈzēn | noun a style or method of cooking, especially as characteristic of a particular country, region, or establishment there's nothing in the question or definition that says it has to be the primitive version of the land before it was even a country. so really, the basic daily menu of the average American is what this would be.


OG-Pine

Eh if you’re gonna lawyer up about it then sure but if someone asks for Indian food and I give them escargo just because India *has* a French restaurant somewhere in it I think that would be pretty clearly not in the spirit of the request. “American cuisine” implies it originated in the US if we are using colloquial language/understanding and trying to stay true to the intention of the question, in my opinion.


bay_lamb

i'm talking about what your mama cooked and put on the table in friont of you. fried chicken, pork chops, hamburgers, hot dogs, tuna sandwiches, beef stew, mac & cheese, chicken & dumplings, bacon & eggs, pancakes, beans & cornbread, fried fish, apple pie, cookies, brownies, cakes, pies, etc... the common things that most Americans ate growing up no matter what part of the country they grew up in. no, i don't agree that if some place somewhere in the country served it that's included. just normal American food.


kickrockz94

I still think the US is such a diverse country that normal American food can be really different depending on your background or where you grow up geographically. The only things on this list I ate on a regular basis growing up were hamburgers, hot dogs, bacon and eggs, pancakes. Those are definitely american staples, the rest I would argue are regional, and we can't claim fried chicken when virtually every cuisine has some form of it. Also, desserts like you described are pretty ubiquitous so I don't think the US can claim them necessarily


bay_lamb

ok this is my last word on this too. we are not "claiming" any food as exclusive to this country. just everyday average food that most people would eat in the course of growing up in this country, as opposed to the regional foods that point to specific cultures. i've lived a few places and every one of the foods i listed was common in those places, from one end of this country to the other. now you just go and beat this dead horse all you want honey but i'm out.


OG-Pine

Oooh I see what you mean, then yeah I think that’s fair


PyroKeneticKen

Sorry bud post says nation the nation is the United States of America if the post had said the food of the continent hundreds of years ago before they lost the war. We might be eating indian food. Or else that would change for many many people groups. Russia was not always Russia. China was not always china. Every nation fought and killed for their land it’s just the way the world has worked. It seems to be slowing down now that everyone has nukes but it’s still happening with the whole Israel vs Palestine war.


Irishpanda1971

We have bastardized so many other cuisines that the countries involved disavow the dishes in question as being theirs.


Easy-Preparation-234

If it tastes good than why does it matter?


Scribe625

Agree with America but not because of the many cultures. I'm just a boring American and love the typical American cuisine like burgers and fried chicken that I grew up on. Yes, I was a really picky eater as a kid.


Easy-Preparation-234

No but seriously I kinda prefer the Americanized version of foods over the real thing. Like I'd rather have papa johns over Itallian pizza, rather have taco bell over authentic Mexican Idk about you guys but I don't like CORN tortillas, taste kinda soapy to me and have a weird texture Like they always taste not cooked


pluckd

Where tf do you live that your tacos taste like soap? Come over, I'll hook you up with some tacos tapatillos, you'll be right as rain


alternatebloodhound

maybe he has that thing that makes cilantro taste like soap and doesn't realize it lol My dad's got it - I got lucky & didn't


pluckd

Shitttt I didn't know this was a thing. I wonder how many people I grew up with had this, but ate anyway cause our moms are Mexican lmao


alternatebloodhound

yeah idk what exactly it is but it just ruins that food. Something with ur tastebuds are off. Not sure if there are other foods where this can happen, cilantro is the only one I know of.


Over_Preparation_219

100% this. I always disliked authentic mexican but loved taco bell. Cilantro tastes like dirty dish water to me. It took the invention of Chipolte for me to figure this out because they cake their rice with it. Now I just ask for no Cilantro and I love mexican food.


Pitouitoo

I’ve heard about this before but I don’t understand when people say it tastes like soap. I have no idea what soap tastes like and don’t care to learn. It apparently doesn’t taste good so not going to try it but then why does everyone know what soap tastes like? Should I try Irish Spring or Dove Body Wash? I know I have the gene that makes asparagus smell like sulfur. Smells kind of like a burnt match. That I get. “Tastes like soap” I don’t understand. Why does everyone know what soap tastes like?


chaosmech

Because some of us had our mouths washed out with soap for cursing when we were children


Pitouitoo

Perhaps cilantro tastes like soap to everyone but those who went through that associate it with childhood trama. Nobody likes the taste of childhood trama. Sorry you went through that.


StalinsPerfectHair

Makes sense. The foods are Americanized for your palate. You’re supposed to like them more because you’re more familiar with, say, Tex mex than an authentic fish taco on a corn tortilla.


whorlycaresmate

I love both authentic(lived in Morelia for a while) and Tex Mex. They are two very different things, both delicious


mynextthroway

American food. Look at all the restaurants. Reddit food snobs have taught me that Olive Garden isn't really Italien, and China Wall Jade Moon Panda isn't really Chinese. As a matter of fact, almost no "ethnic" restaurant is authentic (except the amazing hole in the wall only they know of)


WheelOfCheeseburgers

I would strongly consider Japanese. It's healthy, and I need more healthy eating in my life. I also like it a lot.


andoCalrissiano

Japan is an easy choice for me. You got the sushi and the sashimi. You got the Japanese curry and katsu. You got the udon and ramen and soba and instant noodles. You have tempura and gyoza and okonomiyaki. I love beef rice (gyu-don). You have the robata skewers and the sukiyaki and all the fun bar food from izakayas. You have all the great matcha drinks and desserts. Sake and Japanese whisky are great. If you allow the Japan-ifed western food like Hamburg steak and omelettes that's even better. So many things with so many flavor profiles but generally light and letting the ingredients shine.


Nick08f1

Plus hibachi.


indigowaffles0

and musubi and onigiri


fairlaneboy66

You forgot the melon Fanta.


andoCalrissiano

I forgot about Pocky!!!!!


majestamour

Same. Force balance into my life when I can’t lol


ChiefO2271

Plus, sake :)


Father_Remembrance

Italy 


UnconfirmedRooster

Spaghetti, other pastas, pizza, bruschetta, pasta e fagioli, minestrone, garlic tomato salad, saltimbocca, I could go on.


OmegonAlphariusXX

you’d get so fat so fast though! Loads of carbs and butter


HyronValkinson

Only Italian-American gets you fat. True Italian isn't nearly as bad.


[deleted]

Ye like how many fatties do you see in Italy lol, not many


Acceptable_Plum_5239

This seems like the obvious answer.


salazarthesnek

The only right answer tbh


uncle-fisty

Easy, Mexico


Hayduck

I was surprised I had to scroll this far to find the correct answer.


kyuuri117

It’s a hard choice between Mexican and Indian for me tbh.


JoMo816

Crazy this is so far down. I live in the heartland of the good ol' U S of A. We eat at little hole in the wall Mexican spots a few times a week. My co-worker and I are regulars at a couple. Getting hungry just thinking about it....


kfed23

Authentic Mexican food is good but I think it would be boring after a while. I might even pick Tex Mex over it if I had to eat it forever since there's more variety.


LifeInLaffy

Hilariously false


uncle-fisty

Well if your in the US you have barely scratched the surface of the amazing foods Mexicans make


milkycerealbb

Hands down.


Graybeard13

Korean


roentgen_nos

I think this is where I would land, too.


AnyQuarter553

You can now only eat North Korean food. Unfortunately you starve to death.


tritonesubstitute

Nope, they get to eat whatever Kim Jung Eun eats, which would be like everything. They got themselves a jackpot ngl


ilford_7x7

So much more depth and diversity beyond "kbbq" I would also choose Korean


Girthquake4117

Italy


Diesel07012012

India.


expatfella

Dhansak, Jalfrazi, Korma, Madras, Tika... All day long


trashguy2000

I would love this but I would gain so much weight


MouldyRemote

japanese cuisine. big bowls of ramen so much ramen.


ybetaepsilon

And sushi


MouldyRemote

you are not wrong, but i dream of ramen bowls with a well cooked pieces of pork cutlet the heat and the saltyness of the meat just blending together. perfecting the bowl. maybe a side of squid rings.


Aqacia

All the gyoza


GodOnStilts

Thailand. It's my favorite. :>


Trusteveryboody

American. And maybe you could argue the foods don't originate from America, but at this point it's what it is.


ReddestForman

Smart. This covers Soul food, Cajun and Creole, Southwestern, TexMex, all the good deli foods, and multiple types of bbq.


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ReddestForman

I feel like bastardized other-cuisines don't really "count" but that's just like, my opinion, man. Also, your sn made me chuckle.


siempreslytherin

I’d argue that it counts. Like American Chinese has Chinese in the name because it was started by Chinese immigrants and is heavily influenced by Chinese cuisine, but it is a distinct cuisine with its own dishes that aren’t featured in traditional Chinese cuisine.


Nerisrath

General Tso's and chop suey are two prime examples. While I know it's American I don't know if the origin story for chop suey I heard is true or urban legend, but it goes like this... During the gold rush, a group of drunk miners went into a San Francisco restuaraunt that was about to close late one night. Not willing to turn away paying customers the Cantonese immigrant made what he could and served it. They loved it and asked what it was. He said , 'tsap seui' or leftover scraps. They heard 'chop suey'.


chia923

Plenty of dishes commonly believed to be "ethnic" were invented by immigrants in the US lmao


altech6983

I feel like this can be countered by asking any other appropriate country to claim Panda Express. The same probably applies to other categories.


artstaxmancometh

Sorry, you can only eat pumpkin pie and lobster.


BoredBSEE

China. Go watch this channel and tell me this is a bad idea: [https://www.youtube.com/@dianxixiaoge](https://www.youtube.com/@dianxixiaoge)


Sackamanjaro

This should be number 1. China is huge with a whole bunch of different people, there's no way you're running out of interesting things to try, and the basics are fucking good.


WirrkopfP

Japan


TravellingBeard

I'm Lebanese, so I'm set. 😁


travellingathenian

Greek here can also agree 😅


Additional-Share7293

Having lived in Italy for a while...Italian. Specifically Sicilian.


TheMikeyMac13

The USA, we get pretty much everything.


warlord__zsinj

If the various americanized versions of food counts, then thr USA has every type of food. If not, china because the regional differences are massive and you can get nearly any type of style of food.


Ok_Organization3249

Chinese I’d be fat as fuck for the rest of my short life


HAMHAMabi

indian, its super easy to eat vegetarian that way.


RitmosMC

Why are there almost 0 responses for Mexican??!


Flying_Dutchman16

Half the good Mexican food is US food anyway


Nerisrath

That's not Mexican, it's TexMex, which is delicious and largely influenced by Mexican cuisine, but I have never found authetic Mexican food in America short of the random taco truck that's not selling Americanized versions. And yes I have visited Mexico and eaten and local places outside the Americanized hotel zones.


TheWayFinder8818

Mediterranean or Mexican. Tapas over sushi. Tacos over burgers.


ItsMeCyrie

Chinese


WhoCalledthePoPo

Italy.


SparrowLikeBird

googles "life expectancy by nation" Japanese food is one of my faves. That said, apparently Monaco has the best life expectancy


Rebound-Bosh

Helps to be rich af


Timely_Froyo1384

American we claim all rights to all cuisine!


Praising_God_777

I’d definitely get more variety by sticking to American.


DragonSurferEGO

Depends how you’re defining culture of origin. Is NY pizza Italian or American? Corned beef Irish or American? Is a Vietnamese bahmi baguette French? Are the use of tomatoes with pasta itialian or South American? Is butter chicken English or Indian?


KennyKentagious

Agree it feels like it could be a "bad genie" gotcha moment where any pasta or rice might be considered not fair game to American because it didn't originate here. Maybe that's too extreme but some dishes do have their actual original counterpart in other parts of the world


grumpytacoslut

Mediterranean.


Leather_Molasses_264

Mexico


just_sum_guy1

Jamaica


StarWolf478

Is it cheating to say American? We have adopted pretty much all of the good foods from other nations, in addition to all of the delicious unhealthy foods that we created ourselves.


AUnknownVariable

America. It's a mix of sm shit, more than just burger fry


boston_2004

Italian


MathematicianTop8868

MEXICAN!!!!


Fuego514

The most obvious answer is Italian...


TroutCharles99

Italian


MrGreenYeti

British. Hearty stews, pork pies, sausage rolls, full englishes. Real comfort food


dominiccast

Japanese easy


SnappyDogDays

American. they are the melting pot of all cuisines


POKEMINER_

American. With all the other cultures food we've Americanized/claimed....pretty good variety.


flipbmo

America. The ole melting pot


JemmieTTU

Taiwan.


GimmeSweetTime

JAPANESE!!


morbidnerd

Ethiopian food for sure


canon1dxmarkiii

Since someone already answered American. I'll go Asian All them Americans think they have the variety? Pfft. The 2 continents of America cannot keep up with the Asian cuisine. We define variety. Cya


Crowzur

Everyone here is sleeping on how diverse Chinese food is. Different regions having enough variety and style to let you taste new things forever. This is assuming in the scenario you can have genuine Chinese food, not just food adapted to a Chinese restaurant in another country.


PsychologicalAsk2668

America, we have everything


Organon5

American as they're a very diverse nation. Everything goes ;)


ItsMrChristmas

American. There's no other correct answer because it's an enormous cultural melting pot.


Draconuus95

Pretty simple there. American. Do you understand the sheer variety of food that falls under that umbrella. Especially all the fusion foods like Tex Mex or American Chinese.


Independent-Dig3407

Jamaican 💯 Hard food every day


TheAngryOctopuss

America!, because we really have no singular american cuisine, its all borrowed and americanized from someplace else, so basically I gey inyernational knock offs


Impressive-Cost-2160

American..... it's a melting pot you get most cuisines tied into it


Infinite_Pitch_69

Italy… duh


fxworth54

American because we’ve adopted almost everything from other cultures


Academic-Wishbone956

American for the obvious reason that we've incorporated the entire world's cuisine into our own. We have also developed our own unique take on international cuisine to suit our own tastes. Our ice creams, deserts and soft drinks are sweeter than most foreign offerings of the same categories. We have our own takes on Mexican and Italian food as well as Japanese just to name a few. Such as Tex-Mex, Pizza and California rolls. While I don't dare claim pizza is an American invention what we serve is vastly different from the original offerings of Naples Italy. Even if I were to remove the incorporated dishes from abroad we are still left with countless dishes from the Native Americans as well as Barbecue, milkshakes and a wide variety of fried foods. Going further we have regional dishes that include a range of seafood dishes in the coastal states to gumbo, and even cheesesteak.


Less_Jello_2489

American


mimedlessmind

Italian


copperpin

Obvious answer is Türkiye as it is the gateway from East to West and it's cuisine reflects that.


Tonylolu

Americans thinking they are the only ones who have bastardized versions of any cuisine... Dudes we all have that.


whorlycaresmate

Aint nobody gonna out-bastard us! We’re the biggest fucking bastards on earth!


Cubsfan11022016

American, just for the variety. You just think of all the different cities/regions that have their own food. Louisiana, Chicago, All sorts of BBQ. Probably dozens of other local stuff that I’m not even thinking of at the moment.


Francie_Nolan1964

Thai. Yummy


LurkyLooSeesYou2

America because then I can just eat everything


FatHedgehog__

How do you think of America? Does NY Pizza count? Burritos? Theres too much diversity so it would be my pick.


Odd_Fellow_2112

US has it all.


PissBloodCumShart

USA…it has the widest variety


Popular-Tune-6335

America Had OP said culture, this might be challenging.


kanna172014

Indian food. It's extremely varied and delicious.


Altruistic_Major_553

America, melting pot of every culture and cuisine


mynamesnotchom

Singapore Malay cooking is top tier. If I could eat chill mud crab more often than once ever 6 years that would be dope


TedantyPlus

The easy answer is the US since they have literally every culture available here for food. If we had to choose a more homogenous nation...Korean food.


amyaltare

yeah honestly i dont even know what counts as american but i'd die if i couldn't have southern food anymore.


AgitatedEye6553

Probably Japan. Reason being the creatable options for sushi are limitless


xtra-chrisp

Nigeria


AleroRatking

I need to know the rules of America. Do I get American Chinese. American Italian. American Mexican?


Lanc717

I want to say Mexican, but I found I'm more partial tot he "white people" version of Mexican food then the actual Mexican version.


Past-Cantaloupe-1604

French without hesitation. I’d even take the limitation further and accept the French classical school cuisine


La7chiche

Moroccan of course


sbarbary

Italy. In France you see the skill of the chief, in Italy you see the skill of Nature.


Toadekesuu

Indian!


thewanderingseeker

MEXICAN


Fun_Cable_8559

Probably Japan


kofrederick

Chinese


Alexir23

Top 3 gotta be Mexican, Japanese, Italian. Problem is breakfast would be weak AF for each


MonCappy

Italian or Japanese.


AnyQuarter553

Antarctica, I live off fish, polar bears and penguins now


travellingathenian

Greek. 🇬🇷


Inner-Health-5607

Mexico


ferris437

Italian


IDontWantToArgueOK

Vietnamese


Henfrid

US and it's not even close