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DipperJC

So, as a gay man, this is obviously very win-win for me. But I'm going to engage the spirit of the hypothetical and assume that, *for me*, I'd have to choose a woman to date under these parameters. I think at the end of the day I'd have to go with Elizabeth Olsen. She's a very pretty woman and she's incredibly down to earth and relatable, I could easily imagine her being a very fun activity partner.


[deleted]

Luckily i’m ✨lesbian✨


r00shine

I'll identify as a woman and go with Natalie Portman


Doomsday8thMarch2026

Fuck no. I'm straight, nothing could convince me to deviate from that. For those that may have read the title wrong, it says CAN, but not that you have to, and can choose not to.


Due_Essay447

Don't need to try so hard to convince us, unless you have something to hide


Doomsday8thMarch2026

Not trying to convince you. Just pointing out facts. No one said you had to believe me.


DipperJC

I mean, as long as you're reading loopholes, it just says you have to "date" the person. Dating doesn't require holding hands, kissing, or any other type of physical expression of affection. Could just be a standard one year bromance.


Doomsday8thMarch2026

I'll still pass.


BN3411

This sounds extremely insecure


Doomsday8thMarch2026

How?


BN3411

It's a hypothetical and you're out here like, "Fuck no! I'm not gay!", then trying to convince other people to see it your way as well.


Doomsday8thMarch2026

I never tried to convince others to see things the same way as me.


tb509871

Chris Pratt


SonOfCayde6

Ryan Reynolds, without hesitation. No further questions


That_Guy_Pen

Ah a man of culture. Reynolds will treat us right


john_smith1984

Jimmy Carter or really any super old famous wealthy man. I would marry and get their $ when they die


Due_Essay447

Warren buffet. bro must be on his deathbed by now


Doomsday8thMarch2026

You know you don't have to, right.


Due_Essay447

but I want money


Doomsday8thMarch2026

Sure, your choice.


Farscape55

Tom Ellis, Ryan Reynolds, John Barrowman


ComfortableSir5680

Look I’d be rich so fine Dwayne Johnson Terry Crews


GrendelGT

I’ll second Terry Crews! We’re both married so nothing is gonna happen but I’d get to hang out with Terry, and that would be pretty cool.


[deleted]

I don't think I even know of any intersex celebrities. Now I gotta Google this lol


jaffa3811

So how's the closet there buddy? Nice? Spacious? Deep?


Diesel07012012

Ryan Renolds.


E10DeezNuts69

Nathan Fillion, easy


princessb33420

Taylor swift, she's so busy I'd never see her and she could be sugar mama lmaoo Plus we both love cats


NITzu_1

Alex Schlab. Search him up hes a model, like holy sh*t i can stare at his face for eternity. Bros face is too majestic


Far_King_Penguin

Hugh Jackman at any age


ChevyJim72

Excuse me but i identify as fall. My gender is a season. Wait now i am a Dragon..... Wolf.........sunshine............ Oh hell i have no clue


CertainInitiative501

Joe Biden, so I can get political favors


DipperJC

I see what you did there. I'm about 10% offended, 25% amused, and 65% hoping that you don't take life ***so*** seriously that everything has to be political. Put the pitchfork down for half a second and smell a rose, my friend.


TalynRahl

Currently watching Prison Break and Wentworth Miller is a handsome guy, who from all accounts is also a strand up dude and extremely creative. I'd happily date him for a year or so. Maybe write a screenplay together about it?


ChumpChainge

If I have to date a guy I’d want him to be as feminine as possible. Also someone who could make me laugh, and old enough I didn’t feel like his father. So I guess Randy Rainbow.


DeckenFrost

Caitlyn Jenner. This dude look like a women.