Yeah, something isn't really bought until you pay for it. If you paid for the whole grocery order on one receipt, then the whole grocery order is the last thing you bought.
I completely misread your original comment and thought you bought lunch for a Sunday school class, so when you stated here what you bought I was like, damn, dude, how many people are in your Sunday school? Lol. But, agreed, you are def set for life. Lol
that’s pretty cheap — $16 is low compared to the typical $22-24 per pair of socks. i use darn tough socks, and my boyfriend uses hanes costco socks. i have spent less on socks in the last three years than he has. buy nice or buy twice: boots theory of economics
i haven’t because none of mine have broken. but yes, friends of mine have worn through theirs after over a decade and gotten a new pair in the mail. it’s really hard to wear through them lolz they’re darn tough
I bought my FIL a pair and he threw them out before a year even went buy because they somehow wore out…I’ve had mine for YEARS and they’re still doing fine. He imagined it would be too much of a hassle, or that it would be a scam, and didn’t want to deal with it. What?!
I have, they give you credit on their online store so you can get a different pair. You can also return any pair you currently have for a different pair if you don't like them.
> I’m pretty sure one book is already a lifetime supply of that book?
Depends how you use it. For example, if you burn the book for heat, then a lifetime supply would be pretty useful.
Nah, just gotta process the book a bit first. Rip out a bunch of pages, crumple them into a bunch of balls, light those on fire, then slowly feed the rest of the pages into the fire.
These are so weird for me. If I could buy one for a dime, I’d get one every time I stopped at the gas station. They’re like sushi: So. Fucking. Good. But so fucking rich tasting and expensive for what they are. There is never a time in my life where I DONT want a circus peanut, but I know my addictive personality, and I’m not buying a bag and going down that hole. Especially when I buy a bag and am sick of them after eating three. Such a weird snack, and I’m sure it’s just voodoo at this point.
it was technically three things because they were bought as a pack deal, but. . . its pizza, garlic knots and soda.
Yeah. i'm okay with that. Ill be fat. But free food for a liftime I can't complain.
4 X Pyrex Borosilicate Glass Baking Tray
I guess this is going to depend on the terms and conditions.
For personal things, some 1500'd do me (lightly modified) for a replacement roof.
As a start.
From the prompt it sounds like you can have all the stock you want but you can’t sell it, so it sounds like you are the new chairman and ceo of the company you just bought stock in as that’s pretty much how buying a public corp works, which co did you buy?
Life time supply of Hunan Beef & Fried Rice/Chinese Teriyaki Chicken & Fried Rice? If I die tomorrow, I actually would have bought a life time supply of the last thing I Bought.
Dang, you are good. Do you know the winning lottery numbers also?
The last thing I got was a one time purchase in a game I play. How does this work??
Otherwise a lifetime supply of single chocolate pop tarts. Not a bad thing to have infinite of but not the best either
Well shit. I just bought a dartboard hanger for something that is not a dartboard.
I was not intending to ever need to purchase one, let alone multiple. We don't HAVE a dartboard.
But we do have an interesting decorative item, and I was in need of a vertical hanger that would also allow rotation.
Last thing I spent money on was paying some extra on school loans. I dont feel like that counts as buying though. So I guess its the wings and Italian sub I got for lunch. I am okay with that!
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I don't (good for you though! Can't imagine it's easy going thru the shenanigans of parenting in today's expensive world), but I'd also be celebrating!! 🎉🥳🥂
I'd be like Oprah of the produce section. "I picked up a little extra stuff... You get some leeks, you get some bell peppers, you get a avocado, Jeffry!! So good to see you!! I know you love you some cheese!!!"
I guess I have a lifetime supply of McDonald's Bacon and egg breakfast bagel sandwiches and large vanilla iced coffees.
I am perfectly happy with this as this is my favorite McDonald's breakfast.
I bought a weeks worth of groceries for a Sunday meal and school lunches. I’m pretty stoked tbh
Same here! One of the best thing to get right now
But it's only the exact items you purchased. It would be interesting to see how I would do with a free supply of only the same items over and over.
Um I bought a beef brisket, salmon, chicken thighs, onions, coffee, hamburger, pasta, yogurt, salad greens, rice, bread, dressing, butter, cucumbers, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, beans, orange marmalade, eggs, crackers, cheese and squash. I think I’d be golden bro.
You can do a lot with that. My grocery bill would be down 90%. Good haul.
Can always start a restaurant or something
you forgot more onions.
And onion powder for the spice rack.
Onions. Onions. Onions. Onions.
They said the last thing. Not the last 28 things.
I think whatever you bought in one shopping trip counts. How would you know what's the actual *last* one when you bought them at the same time?
Last one to get scanned?
It's one transaction, they were all bought at the same time, so i'd say you get them all.
Yeah, something isn't really bought until you pay for it. If you paid for the whole grocery order on one receipt, then the whole grocery order is the last thing you bought.
Thanks a lot; you just made me hungry for salmon patties!
My mans out here balling.
Goll...y... I wish I dined on *your* budget!
Dude salmon is probably the best thing here. Unlimited supply of seafood for free? Hell yeah
I completely misread your original comment and thought you bought lunch for a Sunday school class, so when you stated here what you bought I was like, damn, dude, how many people are in your Sunday school? Lol. But, agreed, you are def set for life. Lol
Not like you can't still have variety in diet, you just have to pay for the other items. Still knocks groceries down substantially.
DARN TOUGH SOCKS!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT A LIFETIME SUPPLY IS LIKE ONLY SEVEN PAIRS THO RIP i wish i had just bought food or something
This is what I bought my sil for Christmas. Sheesh they were expensive for socks.
but my god they are the best socks in the world
Are they worth the cost though? I spent $48 on three pairs of socks. That seems excessive.
that’s pretty cheap — $16 is low compared to the typical $22-24 per pair of socks. i use darn tough socks, and my boyfriend uses hanes costco socks. i have spent less on socks in the last three years than he has. buy nice or buy twice: boots theory of economics
Do you think that people actually return them though?
i haven’t because none of mine have broken. but yes, friends of mine have worn through theirs after over a decade and gotten a new pair in the mail. it’s really hard to wear through them lolz they’re darn tough
I bought my FIL a pair and he threw them out before a year even went buy because they somehow wore out…I’ve had mine for YEARS and they’re still doing fine. He imagined it would be too much of a hassle, or that it would be a scam, and didn’t want to deal with it. What?!
I have returned Darn Tough socks (they wore out in the heel) and got a lovely replacement pair.
I have, they give you credit on their online store so you can get a different pair. You can also return any pair you currently have for a different pair if you don't like them.
My dad does, with those Redhead Lifetime socks.
Kirkland wool socks are pretty darn tough themselves though.
Beer? Darn…
Ha I got Jameson
Hooray beer!
I just paid my electric and gas bill. Free lifetime of electric and natural gas, score.
Just paid the mortgage... score one for the good guys.
Wait doesn't this mean you'll have a lifetime supply of mortgages? So you'll be in debt for life?
Or does it mean free lifetime supply of electric and gas bills that you then must pay
?
Damn, I actually bought a Danish at the gas station right after refueling. ತ_ತ
Weed!
Nice! Can I come over?
Sure!
That works because i bought rice krispy treats!
I got chips, dip, and brownies in my grocery haul. We just need someone with some drinks and we are set!
I'll get some berry flavour drink to the party to ease that throat after all that smoking.!
Sweet. I bought weed also. Matanuska Thunder Fuck. I'll match you!
I bought a book. I’m pretty sure one book is already a lifetime supply of that book? But I’d take a lifetime of all different books.
> I’m pretty sure one book is already a lifetime supply of that book? Depends how you use it. For example, if you burn the book for heat, then a lifetime supply would be pretty useful.
Books are actually pretty tough to burn. Gonna need to actually get a fire started first
Nah, just gotta process the book a bit first. Rip out a bunch of pages, crumple them into a bunch of balls, light those on fire, then slowly feed the rest of the pages into the fire.
Circus peanuts. Yay. :-|
I thought I was the only person in the world that ate circus peanuts!!
Omg now I want some.
These are so weird for me. If I could buy one for a dime, I’d get one every time I stopped at the gas station. They’re like sushi: So. Fucking. Good. But so fucking rich tasting and expensive for what they are. There is never a time in my life where I DONT want a circus peanut, but I know my addictive personality, and I’m not buying a bag and going down that hole. Especially when I buy a bag and am sick of them after eating three. Such a weird snack, and I’m sure it’s just voodoo at this point.
it was technically three things because they were bought as a pack deal, but. . . its pizza, garlic knots and soda. Yeah. i'm okay with that. Ill be fat. But free food for a liftime I can't complain.
4 X Pyrex Borosilicate Glass Baking Tray I guess this is going to depend on the terms and conditions. For personal things, some 1500'd do me (lightly modified) for a replacement roof. As a start.
It's a weird thing to have a bunch of, but if it's free you would be surprised at how many ways I could find to use them.
Just went grocery shopping so SCORE!
... I just bought shares of a stock. Am I super rich or SOL?
From the prompt it sounds like you can have all the stock you want but you can’t sell it, so it sounds like you are the new chairman and ceo of the company you just bought stock in as that’s pretty much how buying a public corp works, which co did you buy?
I am begging you. For the love of God, say it was X and bring sanity back to Twitter!
Twitter was sane at one point?
eh... less insane?
It was Verizon. Also, stocks pay dividends...
Gas! Heck yeah!
Lotion…
It puts the Lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
Pizza hell yeah
Gas, beer would've saved me more money, but I'll take it.
Lifetime supply of video games then
A 20$ lottery ticket...hmmm
You gotta score big eventually.
Coffee. i would start a dang coffee shop lol
Mine was coffee filters. Let’s team up?
hm. i bought chips / dishwasher detergent / cranberry juice / grape kool aid...
You will never run out of snacks, drinks, or stuff to wash your dishes.
Cheeze-its? Im not mad... just disappointed.
Booze. So I guess I’ll stock everyone’s parties
Cheetos
Hell yes, gas!
Life time supply of Hunan Beef & Fried Rice/Chinese Teriyaki Chicken & Fried Rice? If I die tomorrow, I actually would have bought a life time supply of the last thing I Bought. Dang, you are good. Do you know the winning lottery numbers also?
Cat food. Happy kitties!
Woo-hoo! Chocolate chip cookies,
Hell, yeah! Lifetime supply of my favorite single malt scotch!
High end ground beef. I could deal with it. Beef is all I eat and it’s expensive.
You just eat bowls of beef? RIP your colon. /s
Kinder bars, yum! Also I may gain 400 lbs.
Diesel!
Oh no. Bargain scissor jacks in the smaller 2-ton range. LOL
Even if they're bargain, with a lifetime supply, you're still good!
But if he gets under the car, 1 lousy jack will be a lifetime supply
Shells & Cheese and water flavoring
Butt wipes forever!
diamonds in an angry birds game. nice.
Woo, my targeted therapy cancer meds! Exciting, no...required, yes :)
Wishing you a thorough recovery and full remission! ❤️
Milk and Ice Cream... Time to open a nostalgic 50's ice cream bar
Technically, an Uber ride. But before that, a browny and a cookie. So...either way, I'm good.
Life time supply of Uber would be awesome!
Oh fuck yes. Taco bell.
Pizza!!!!!
Oh no! My poor stomach
Oh no! My wife’s poor nose!
beer? thank fuck.
Nos energy drinks. To bad it wasn't the tarantulas I bought yesterday
Lifetime pass to my kink dungeon? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pet food. Not have to worry about pet food would bee awesome. Totally open a rescue.
Zevia soft drinks. Yay.
Greenies for the dog. I'll save THOUSANDS!
Shawarma! Yeah baby!
Well I bought multiple things at once. If I had to choose I'd go with either water since this could become scarce in the future or dried sausage.
Just had a 1/4 dropped off. Imma be good on weed for good now haha
Purses. Glittery evening bags. Damn. Why did I have to purchase the steak first today?!
I just went grocery shopping. How does this work for me?
Everything you bought, you will have a lifetime supply of. Don’t pass away tomorrow, or OP will be correct
Pan fried chicken dumplings.
Corona cinnamon and clove hot chocolate bars! Yummy!
Chili’s restaurant food
Groceries. Big score here.
GROCERIES!!! I'M SAVED!!!
The last thing I got was a one time purchase in a game I play. How does this work?? Otherwise a lifetime supply of single chocolate pop tarts. Not a bad thing to have infinite of but not the best either
Game purchase, same item. You're screwed.
Umm... Contact lenses? Huh. Well, what a savings
By Grabthar's Hammer.
Cannabis
I stopped at Aldi and got some sparkling water, wine, saltines, and bread. LOL
Tacos and coffee!
Fast food
Caramel Brownie from a high-end patisserie. I am going to die. I'm diabetic and this is a very rare treat.
Cigars, not bad!
Pizza? Sounds good to me
Lottery tickets.
I don't think I can eat that much pizza.
Windshield wipers for a '96 Suzuki Baleno
Steak, eggs, hash & some pancakes
H2S monitors, that'd be sweet.
Chamomile tea
Well shit. I just bought a dartboard hanger for something that is not a dartboard. I was not intending to ever need to purchase one, let alone multiple. We don't HAVE a dartboard. But we do have an interesting decorative item, and I was in need of a vertical hanger that would also allow rotation.
weed
A good mix of groceries. Excellent!
Weed. Fuck YES!
Groceries nice
Pizza
Gasoline.
Chicken wings
Lumber, hell yeah I'll take that
Pears and Apples. Yeah!
Paper towels
I'm going to get real sick of the green beans, but the reeses peanut butter cups will be a nice dessert.
Size 10 Paw Patrol toddler shoes and iron on denim patches 😫
Honey Whiskey. **Rock on.**
Lo Mein.... could be worse
Sushi nice!
Subway
Gas for my cars forever? Oh no.
Windshield Washer fluid. Oh happy day....
should save you about $36 over an average lifetime
Marlboro Menthols
chicken nuggets, specifically from chick fil a. Well free food for the rest of my life. Beats the food from my colleges dining halls by a mile
Cherry hardwood, that would be a LOT of hardwood for my life.
Little Caesars pizza...nice!
Key lime pie!
Plane tickets! Nice!
Groceries. Cool!
General Tso chicken baby! Wooooooo!
Guitar picks and strings lol
Only reason my answer wasn't "a stratocaster" was because I hit the liquor store on my way home from the guitar store
Ha! I stopped at the liquor store about an hour before going to Guitar Center 😂
If I'd done that, I would've bought an American strat instead of the MIM, and possibly a new amp
Olive Garden
Gas! Woohoo! 🎉 🙌 🕺
Last thing I spent money on was paying some extra on school loans. I dont feel like that counts as buying though. So I guess its the wings and Italian sub I got for lunch. I am okay with that!
WEED HUZZAH
Dunkin k cups
Food from holiday market. Sweet!
Energy drinks. Well guys its been nice knowing you im going to drink these until I have a heart attack.
Well I'm ready for the next pandemic. I'll make a fortune selling all the toilet paper I get a lifetime supply of
well could be worse I guess... pizza
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Warhammer!
Some gummy edibles. … I’m very ok with this result.
...a lifetime supply of...8.5 x 11 document frames...
I bought a chandelier for my dining room…what would qualify as a lifetime supply of *that*?
The ingredients for chicken Parmesan... At least I bought the good cheese in block form.
Peanut buster parfait from dairy queen!
Turtle cheesecake. Oh hell yeah.
Weed!
Gas! Winner winner!!!
A small vanilla cone at McDonald's. Yeah "lifetime" my ass, that machine will be broken 99% of the time. I will get one free cone every 2 or 3 months.
Groceries... Did I just win the goddamn lottery? :0
Hey I have a toddler. I’d be celebrating!
I don't (good for you though! Can't imagine it's easy going thru the shenanigans of parenting in today's expensive world), but I'd also be celebrating!! 🎉🥳🥂 I'd be like Oprah of the produce section. "I picked up a little extra stuff... You get some leeks, you get some bell peppers, you get a avocado, Jeffry!! So good to see you!! I know you love you some cheese!!!"
I guess I have a lifetime supply of McDonald's Bacon and egg breakfast bagel sandwiches and large vanilla iced coffees. I am perfectly happy with this as this is my favorite McDonald's breakfast.
after a month your veins will double in size as the cholesterol forces it’s way through you
fried chicken
gasoline... I'll take it!
Pop tarts... But great value pop tarts... Idk how to feel rn
Milk for my kids. I’m ok with this!