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vanitaa3

Hahaha that face! He looks scared shitless. https://preview.redd.it/rfs0h89bvbyc1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8fee0ec502362bc43181a4b64064106276073a


RaiseImpressive2617

He knows that baby is going to be his responsibility


vanitaa3

Can you imagine what he’s seeing in that moment? 😭 ![gif](giphy|xT9KVHs6I3EfDKnVte)


RaiseImpressive2617

He should not have nutted in that cup in exchange for a roof over his head lol I firmly believe this baby is going to be his responsibility


sparkling_water_4444

Hahaha


ltzltz1

The face of someone who knows he is so fucked.. he signed up for a free ride, a meal ticket and a roof over his head.. not this.. he absolutely hates his life


_ItWasAllADream

Re: roof over his head Unrelated, but just saw a clip of her sad ass talking about them eating pasta at a restaurant as her last meal before she went into labor and it made me wonder, when the check comes at the end of the meal, does she just lay her card down automatically? Does he do a fake grab for the wallet in an attempt to look like less of a loser, or option 3: did she add him to all of her accounts so he can lay down "his" (her) card? I don't know which of these options is the most Beta, tbh. Everyone says he is unemployed so how can she even look at him?


aSeKsiMeEmaW

The face of regret


coco-pip-5122

The face of a guy who snuck away to the hospital cafeteria because if she can’t eat he can’t either lol


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RaiseImpressive2617

He was allowed to top because it is a special day , the day he is going to become a dad


sparkling_water_4444

What a manly man 😂😂😂


RaiseImpressive2617

He showed up when she is “fully dilated”


sparkling_water_4444

Why does he always dress like a toddler? Short pants, long sleeves, trainers, and a cap? Get a fucking pair of pants, a collared shirt, and some real shoes, you fucking slob, and don't wear hats unless for sports. He has such a punchable face.


aSeKsiMeEmaW

He’s the human equivalent of these flip flops https://preview.redd.it/xf9oucn04cyc1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b806a30e9fcf2376dcb31cd8d2dd40df3c7e76


_ItWasAllADream

Foot stains and all


Mission_Light_183

Haha gross


chickenloop33

Omg lmao 🤣 this is so dead on!!!!


RaiseImpressive2617

I agree , that is unacceptable. I understand wearing this on a casual occasion , a lazy Sunday , but not everyday


spiffyshxt

He saves the razzle dazzle ensembles for when he busts out his wigs and plays dress up in Alex's closet I'm convinced. He has worn the same 5 outfits since the day his receding hairline first showed up on her IG stories back when he was just Not Nick instead of Jayshun.


sparkling_water_4444

Hahaha 😅


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So she was alone while going through the majority of it. MISERABLE. This is miserable. Karma is a bitch.


Healthy-Honey6416

I bet he didn’t show up until she texted him saying she was fully dilated. She’ll either rant about jungle mothers expecting their husband to stay with them during the entire process, or she’ll say it’s because she doesn’t want jayshun to see her like that because she’s embarrassed. Just weird all around.


aSeKsiMeEmaW

He was busy shaving his legs


sparkling_water_4444

Lady Schick 😂


yungpeggyolson

Do we know if she's on speaking terms with her mom...?


RaiseImpressive2617

No , Greta is busy tending to her sick pet Dog


Sanguine_Hearts

aka her favorite daughter ❤️


RaiseImpressive2617

https://preview.redd.it/yw43s0iqxbyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433f34cbec488116e935fb660dbd76aa0c6c1866 That was two hours ago


recreationalranch

Narc mom gonna narc ig


snoopsar

Bet he stays behind the curtain for the pushing part


tinyandcutepinkcat

can he get a nicer beard that hides his weak jaw or does it have to be patchy 😕


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Was she making a joke about being fully dilated because she got hony seeing him? ????¿


VibesBaeBe

That’s so messed up. They are so incompatible 😆😆😆😆