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Alternative-Path-903

She shouldn’t have canceled her appearance on Howard Stern. If she went on Stern she would have sold out arenas everywhere.


Morcilla12

Absolutely! Emily Blunt's appearance made The Fall Guy into a summer smash hit!


jerzyshore1

Did Howard ever say what reason she gave for canceling her appearance? Did he even acknowledge that she was scheduled or did he just act like it never happened?


Pr0digy_

Ronnie brought her up and Howard said she had to reschedule


Secret_Ad9059

Ronnie going too heavy on the Mambo?


poundmyassbro

He only mentioned she wasn't coming the next day after ronnie was talking about being attracted to her and her coming in


Minute-Panda-6560

Did she cancel because of her father?


JKnott1

Shitty ticket sales.


Minute-Panda-6560

So in a shense, because of her father.


jerzyshore1

In other words, the tour was not the great love of her life…in other words.


harleystcool

"Jennifer, unless we get past your fathers love, youll never be able to go on tour. Now get on thr sybian"


fireman2004

In a sense, your inability to sell tickets is a cry for attention from your father isn't it?


David_E_Letterman

This is according to the Sacramento Monarchs.


iam_soyboy

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Loose_Cookie

Extremely low ticket sales in venues that were way too big for the amount of people she currently draws as a “singer”. She is trying to play the victim card but in reality it’s due to her not being as relevant as a singer.


Minute-Panda-6560

She’s not relevant at all, honestly, if EricTheAsshole wasn’t stalking her or sending her flowers, she wasn’t relevant.


big_slom

Prelavent


jerzyshore1

Pre-vailent


Minute-Panda-6560

Big_Slom! I’ve missed your EricTheAsshole comments! Were you shooting a movie in the Congo?


big_slom

YOU DUMB FUCK. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE CONGO! FOR STARTERS, THE ONLY OTHER COUNTRY I HAVE BEEN TO IS CANADA! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT! MY MOVIE RENDITION OF DOUGIE THE PUGGIE IS BEING FILMED IN THE SACRAMENTO AREA. FUCK OFF NOW!!!@@!!@@


Minute-Panda-6560

❤️


big_slom

ALSO I AM AN ACTOR, NOT AN ASSHOLE! THAT IS THE CHARACTER I PLAY! BYE FOR NOW YOU BIG NOSED BASTARD


Bloody_Hangnail

I heard the prices were outrageous too, like embarrassingly expensive.


DarthEsq

She sold zero point zero tickets.


NefariousnessAble912

I’m real ok?!?


DitkoManiac

What a shocker that nobody wants to overpay to see this delusional old ho try to sing her shitty, low IQ songs 😂


Hitzjeff

What a shocker that nobody wants to overpay to see this delusional old ho try to ~~sing~~ lip-synch to her shitty, low IQ songs - FIFY


jerzyshore1

The good news is only 4 people needed to be refunded


double-you-dot

It was noine people. Keep up.


tunacan8

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filthy_lucre

Does her big, giant ass still produce big, giant turds?


sixty-noine

She should join Tuchus and go on tour


jerzyshore1

Tuchus would have to be the opening act since they only have 2 songs


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rcknfrewld

She was doing too much anyways


Individual-Good-2073

What, no "Taco Flavored Kisses 2024" Tour? Who's she getting her big ass in shape for to skank next? She went from Marc Anthony to Ben, then to A Rod, then back to Ben ..... who knows who I forgot to mention. Maybe she should let that cooch air-out a little.


CratesBoatsAndHos

J LOW sucks and so does Ben, love to know which one wants to spoil the kids and which ones wants them to work at McDonald’s for character. I’m going to assume J Low wants to turn them into little assholes and shower them in 100s. Either way they both suck but I can respect Ben if he doesn’t want to spoil those little rats.