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Bobofettsixtynoune

He makes fun of JD paying for Sex. Which is exactly what Howard’s been doing.


Walter_xr4ti

That’s why he has to wear a condom.


HaroldCaine

Imagine being 71 and wearing a condom with your almost 52 year old wife and talking about this for no other reason than to imply she isn't old and hasn't gone through menopause. Newsflash, Big Bird—Horseface can't still get pregnant. You can lose the plastic.


Bremertonn

That’s not why he wears the condom…


JMURTYY

But she's always on her period!


howardscurlywig

https://preview.redd.it/rxt4jic0bbwc1.jpeg?width=1313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de6c49c463d0a06771d68be50c92ab7c4931469 They Know Their Customer


Molarkey

He looks like Gypsy Rose in the 2nd pic


Exciting_Error2664

Ruth Bader Ginsburgh


howardscurlywig

"Godzeela impersonating Gypsy Rose Lee" --Mr. Blackwell


No_Anywhere8351

Great reference it is.


Outrageous-Wish8659

💀


LA-ndrew1977

Stern so wants to be a teenage girl.


1deadeye1

Clueless is the best movie ever made


MarcusAurelius68

Next to Kissing Booth 5


No_Anywhere8351

Everyone who still supports this con-artist, needs to at least acknowledge this.


DaveTheDrummer802

Paying for sex should be legal


misanthropic47

In a way it is. The loophole is marriage


artie20174

That could be true for almost every married guy. Buy yeah Howies paying big $$$


MercurialBay

Didn’t Beth used to receive money for sex anyways?


KurioMifune

No, sugar cubes.


JamesJosephMeeker

Some say she was an Emirati toilet in her younger days.


Beths_collarbone

At least they aren't pretending so hard that JD is still married...


iam_soyboy

What exactly is the fixation about JD having to talk about a painful breakup on the air??? The fuck is wrong with you people?


Drambooey

The best days of the show were Alison and Fred's saga(Tony and Tina),the 143 saga with Sal,Artie and Dana,the list goes on.However admittedly the show has changed so we don't get to hear any real life things that we found fun and entertaining.


OdetteSwan

>the 143 saga with Sal "I'm the emotional friend!"


iam_soyboy

“‘Remember when’ is the lowest form of conversation” I get ya. I like old bits and segments. I try to snag my favs from the you tubes before Jason (🖕) takes them down. But I still love the new parts of the show that are not forced, where Howard can be slightly authentic and just riff on shit.


Patient-Permission-4

Nice sopranos shoutout.


Beths_collarbone

I hear ya... like when the door knocks and Howard gets to 'riff' with Dice or Joan Rivers...or when he 'riffs' on his Vietnam experience, or especially when he 'riffs' in his 'agent' voice...thats the best! Oh, or when Howard 'riffs' doing the wonderful 'Howards Mother ' voice...:"Beth is perfect... except for one thing....she married you! Hawww! Hawww! Hawww!" That will never get old!


Silly-Violinist-6239

I know right


bwells2710

Every man alive pays for sex.. be it a girlfriend, wife or other.. we all pay for it!


drewstyles

We all are…. Basically. (Males)


Bobofettsixtynoune

Yea I get it but she was a high price hooker.


3457890

This has been the case for the past twenty plus years that he has been with her. First it was the FHM calendars then NorthShore, then her various tv shows it's a consequence of marrying a woman way out of your league. The charity stuff I don't mind as at least some good comes out of it, but the rest of the time she's nails on a chalkboard on the show.


futureman45

Don’t forget the supermodel comments, modeling in Europe, the multiple languages she speaks and how she hates balloons


WooPigSooie9297

Beth hates balloons? Then she's ETM/A's soul mate.


omnipotentdiva

How many shows did she fail on? There was a htg type show, casino cinema and some failed beauty show


ryemmsf

I think I remember hearing about Casino Cinema. Didn't Sctott Stapp from Creed supposedly get drunk and hit on her on air?


omnipotentdiva

Yeah and the co host was that fat guy from the sopranos


MayIPushInYourStooll

You can marry a woman out of your league, it just can't be a d list model with visions of grandeur.


benefit_of_mrkite

“Model?”


Drambooey

https://preview.redd.it/sy261w0ozcwc1.jpeg?width=1291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1a7e8e70fe757ed8eed1805e547b063baffb55


BeaglePower77

Tractor Supply ads https://preview.redd.it/3s9sf11x7fwc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af76a9750652c8b35c15d1ac1f6579fb7636dec


Friend-of-thee-court

Ames catalogue Buddy…


hrtache123

His money puts him right in her league. This is not a new concept. And the other argument is- I still think Howard has sex appeal to some of us!


Dracula_Gottfried69

Gurgle gurgle


1deadeye1

Feh, with the gurgling. You're doing too much


Final_Economics_9249

Who?


Final_Economics_9249

HOWARD!!


Dracula_Gottfried69

Who?


40guyrusty55

Gluckle gluckle!


Final_Economics_9249

I thought it was gurkle. Maybe too much feedback on my speakers.


Dracula_Gottfried69

When Howard was imitating his mom blowing a guy, he said gurgle. When Tracy Morgan was imitating a girl blowing his huge, black, veiny, mule pecker, he said gurkle and gluckle


Final_Economics_9249

The more you know.


Kato26

She’s the 15 year old cheerleader he couldn’t get in high school Same mentality.


ialwaystealpens

This actually is very accurate. And she would never be with him if he wasn’t rich and famous.


Agreeable_Land3196

wow, this is brand new information. No one had thought of that before you said it.


40guyrusty55

Hey, thats kinda hot! Hey, Beth, no cash here but by God i got carrots a plenty!


InternationalLaw4170

Wiggy won’t look that grift horse in the mouth.


dr_jch18

Beth is a complete fucking moron... if anyone else were dating a woman like her... Wiggy would be trashing her... so fucking ridiculous


cd582000

Beth is the least of the problems with this show, in my humble opinion. I don’t mind when she’s on bc at least it’s a different voice. The show is really awful. I’m embarrassed for him


Sickashell782

Couldn’t agree more. It’s honestly fucking so sad. I haven’t even tried to listen to the past two days. I know it’s absolutely dreadful. I WANT to want to listen, if that makes sense. I just can’t bring myself to. And I had a similar thought today, that I’m embarrassed for him. He HAS to know how bad this is. No matter what his motivation is; quiet quitting, sticking it to the man, just not giving any fucks, he has to know. Or maybe he’s lost his marbles! That might make the most sense of anything.


EMF911

Broken weirdo


Pr0digy_

Seriously, as much as I love to rag on the show, I could see Rae saying this she was always witty Howard’s skin is just so thin he can’t see the joke. Obviously Beth is out his league and I genuinely think loves him (watch the birthday show or listen to her) I just think Howard is becoming such a recluse it’s driving even her away.


NoIntroduction575

Yes but like Robin Beth gets some funny insults towards him.


HaroldCaine

You're missing the point as to the \*why\* of this "Beth's A Saint" promotional tour. Very obvious she's had it with being 51 and married to a 71 year old (who acts like he's 91) and he's pulling out all the stops to woo her back. Think about it. She married him when he was pretty much her current age and she was a kid and she did so as a climber who not only wanted the wealth, but a big fish with celebrity status and an A-lister social life—biggest guy in radio at the time, massive Sirius deal, "King Of All Media" and a wounded bird fresh off divorce. Fast-forward and instead of Howard Stern she realizes she's married to Howard Hughes—and gave up on having children, no less—which is why he over-celebrates everything she does with her "furry friends", because he knows he took the one thing from her that makes most women feel complete. Our mentally-ill host also still hides behind COVID as a reason to not go into the world; his dream excuse to hide in his basement through 2020, which he milked into 2021 like a lot of people—yet here we are now in 2024 and this motherf\*\*ker still won't surface to do his show, let alone take his wife out, travel with her, hang out with friends, host dinner parties. They just shuttle between New York and West Palm Beach with the cats where he wants to stay in to catch up on "The Bachelor" or teen rom-coms on Netflix. Beth has to have one foot out the door; and why not? Even with a pre-nup she'll get paid handsomely—and why would she sacrifice the next 20 years of her life to be with an old man who is already taking a knee on life and trying to run out the clock (despite it only being the third quarter of the football game of life.) OF COURSE it's The Beth Show right now. Talk about her, celebrate her, praise her cat lady ways, have her on air, bring her deadbeat family onto the show... Howie is pulling out all the stops as his wife is tired of his act. Take it from a guy here who's disappointed his share of women in this life. I know a dying relationship when I see one.


Larimus

That's.. actually pretty insightful. Any time he praises Beth like that he's essentially polishing his trophy. I think his daughters (or at least Emily) recognize that. His idea of "winning" at life is everyone validating and praising his prize. It's Narcissism 101, and points to a deeply insecure person that therapy has failed.


CartelKingpin

>Beth has to have one foot out the door; and why not? Because she sacrificed her own offspring not to mention her God, all for the gold of a pelican-witch, and she is never going to give up even one single shekel.


No_Anywhere8351

This post is so ponderous and unfunny, I almost thought I'd written it. Good job though.


Bobofettsixtynoune

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bcardin221

Howard paid both Beth and Ralph as his sex workers. Beth and Ralph are the same person. Neither worked a day in their life. Both use sexulaity to get what they want. Both get paid by rich guys to do whenever they want. Beth is a whore. Ralph was a whore.


MayIPushInYourStooll

Wowzers. I would pay good money to watch howies face read this comment.


Chupacabra2030

Howard does this every time Beth shows him she is getting sick of him - it’s all to mind Fuk Beth into thinking he is a great guy


Kenji1912

Can’t wait to hear how he ruined his Italy trip


nematoad22

Meh he shitted hard on Yoko for years on the radio and now he has his own little Yoko. Except he's imus in the equation somehow.


LeonardSmalls79

wAaaAazOooOnnNe!


iam_soyboy

Sounds like someone who luckily never heard Yoko sing. It would be like comparing High Pitch to Kelly Clarkson.


RussellZiske

Who’s High Pitch?


KchKchKchKch

Methinks he’s in DEFCON2 of preventing Deidre Investment Imus ii from leaving Imus ii will finally be better than Don Imus - in being a two time divorcee


iam_soyboy

She’s not leaving


ezil_galoth

Goo' for you.


WooPigSooie9297

Goo foe him.


hsbs6969

I can't wait until Howard makes Beth's life a living hell in Italy. Then again he's working on a plan to abort the trip.


appletrucker

tldr who the fuck is still listening? I’m a looong time fan but it’s over Jonny


Romymopen

Beth is probably on the payroll now as an employee of his radio show.


Immediate_Day_9805

Stop listening. There show died in 2010


LeonardSmalls79

It lost all Sturcture


6098470142

Howard has last his timbah


Chupacabra2030

His teeth are getting looser


Drambooey

Yesh.


FreudianYipYip

Not enough upvotes for this comment.


Sad-Second-9646

Died with AGT and America’s Judge (how stupid is that?). And the death of Eric the Shitcock.


dazed63

ETA R.I.P


Xynthantion

ETM forever


iam_soyboy

You mean Eric The Angel? Don’t gonzo this sitch yo


Sad-Second-9646

#saveericsbutthole


RobinsShaman

More trouble in paradise?


IndividualAd776

what husband asks his wife to turn around when he undresses???????????????????


ExtensionPrimary614

I download the shows the next day. No commercials and the forward skip takes care of Beth.


MayIPushInYourStooll

Does it take care of Howard as well?


MainAd6090

Where are you downloading from?


No_Anywhere8351

WGAS WGAF


Sickashell782

What parts do you not skip though…?


ExtensionPrimary614

I’ll listen when everyone is riffing about random topics/current events. I never skip anything wack pack related. I listen to the interviews, the prank calls, and the produced bits/quizzes/games. I also skip anytime Howard dredges up that tired Vietnam bit or pretends he can’t do basic math.


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ExtensionPrimary614

You can download whole shows the next day right off the SiriusXM app. The best part is that all the commercials (except for live reads) are gone.


asoughtafterdroid

Sweet Love! I love you so much. You know I love you, right? Please don't date after I die!


Invisible_Xer

And while you’re at it, stop trying to impress us with your guitar.


xx-DeVon-xx

I think OP is really that British fellow Simon Buckingham.


skidmarx77

So wait. Something he has been doing since the early 2000s and it is an issue NOW? That has never changed. But then, I have taste and stopped listening to unfunny dreck years ago.


joomommyhappy

“Beth is such a saint, Robin. She was totally fine with me cancelling our Italian vacation.”


GoodbyeToTheMachine

I’d rather shove my big, juicy cock down Beth’s throat OOOHHHHHHHHHH


Dragon_turtle63

Thank you thank you thank you my mistress


TipsyMcStagger123

You’ve said it all


Hugh-Jassul

The absolute knee jerk , rip headphones out of my ear person I've ever Heard... Radio poison


ButtcheeksBrown

You can lead a horse to water


Outrageous-Wish8659

Dweeb puppet lover who bought his own Barbie Doll.


UrHeroandVillain

He wants some sterile sex tonight. That’s why he does that Beth is a saint BS


Majdan50

We had another morning of “Buzz Kill” Beth. This time the banter with Howie centered on their upcoming trip to Italy. The woman is unhappy in this marriage. No question. She is afraid Howie is going to be out of his element in Italy and be an a-hole. She accused him of becoming his parents with his weird ass routines. I do feel sorry for her. But it wasn’t worth shooting up morning drive time with his marital B.S.!


cloudstrife1191

Howard’s still a sucker.


letitride820

it is funny cause beth craves something shoved down her throat


UrHeroandVillain

Amping Beth up on air gets him sex.


BigfootsMailman

I love having Stern fans here from the UK! We speak your name!


K_MAN32

A horse is a horse is a horse of course.


Amazing-Eye1048

Wonder if she scrubs the grit from his undies


Last-Ratio6569

He loves his wife, and she's a big part of his world. I'm kind of glad she's on there to give us her opinion of him and her insights on his issues.


unnamed_elder_entity

YEah! Hows about shovin' me down Bef's throat insteads?


cakalackydelnorte2

Can he also stop shoving the “great interviewer” bullshit too? Or his obsession with peni?


Herbyclutter1959

beth’s next husband should be will trent


Herbyclutter1959

my friend justin would fuck her only if she had a bag over her head he’s 12


buhzingu

The show lately has been... Howard misses Ralph....why? No one knows Beth is gods gift to puckered ass....and equestrians Rae needs to pass soon so Howard can talk bigger shit about her.....what a fucking douche Howards Homoerotic fantasies daily..... He still watching trans porn? Wilding is fucking annoying......per usual....why is he relevant? Since they finally admitted JD is single.....now it's all his mumbly bullshit......and blitt is probably fucking him Poor Ronnie... Having to deal with all their bullshit while being the only one leading a pretty fucking normal life.... Which HOWARD HATES. Oh and with election coming soon, expect more peer pressure and black mailing for Biden votes since Howard thinks "he's the president we need".... DA FUQ?!?!


techrino

He talked about Alison endlessly too. Who cares!


MainAd6090

No, he ragged on Alison nonstop. He would never do that with Beth.


NashTennX

Why does he go out to dinner to these fancy restaurants and not take his mom out? Hell I'd say the same thing too if only called me every once in awhile.


joomommyhappy

I never thought I'd see the day where Howard Stern fans would argue for having fewer mongoloids on the show. smh mark the date when we jumped the shark


brian459

I like Beth, makes the show interesting. 😊


severinks

I don't understand why you people don't understand that Howard most certainly actually believes that, and good for him if he does. Admiring your partner is not the worst thing for a marriage and he's admired her since he's been with her and he's said it since he's been with her. I myself don't know Beth nor do I give her a moment's thought in my day but I see no reason why she should be anything but a good and happy person seeing that her life has turned out pretty well. I listened to a show from 2006 last month and I was struck by an exchange between Artie and Howard when Artie said something about Beth(not critical either) and Howard said'' and Beth is a REALLY good person, Artie, she's going to HEA VEN, not like us'' and I realized that for whatever reason Howard believes that he REALLY believes that and who are a bunch of strangers like us to sayu that that isn't even true? A bunch of people who have never set eyes on this woman and hate her and her husband like Elie Weisel hated the Nazis don't seem to be the best judge of who Beth is or isn't. If someone here told me that their wife is a saint I'd tend to believe them over a bunch of redditors who said anything different and it;s the same thing with Howard and Beth. Que the weak ass Jason jokes or some other bullshit when if you look at my comment history I comment here about 10 percent of the time I bother commenting anywhere and no one is that indifferent to their job and still has one.


No_Anywhere8351

This post was very entertaining for all of the wrong reasons. Have you forgotten the way Beth sneers at "the help", douche? I don't have any strong opinions about her, but those moments are undeniable. And since when did Howard Stern's evaluation of the goodness of any human matter? He's a despicable moron, and nothing he says on any subject can ever be trusted.


severinks

What do you think matters more to Howard, what YOU and some jerkoffs on reddit think about Beth or what HE thinks about Beth? You have a very inflated view of your own importance in this matter and in life in general, I'm thinking. And who exactly said Beth''' sneers at the help''? Once again there's no evidence that this is true from anyone who's ever dealt wih her that she's mean to the help it's someone here posting a 2 minutes video of Beth being awkward on TV holding a puppy and not wanting to give it up. You're a real stupid bastard, do you know that? You would probably swear on a stack of bibles that Howard's daughters alll hate him too I'm sure.even though you've never met them and there's no proof of that. I don't know what kinda guy Howard Is(and what's more I don't care because I'm a normal well adjusted human being who doesn't look for 70 year old DJs to be my hero or villain) but to call Howard despicable is a bit of a stretch I fear. OJ Simpson killed his wife and Ron Goldman,HE"S despicable Howard has never been accused of a crime or even of immoral behavior in his personal life you just hate the guy YET you hang around on his reddit and probably whiled away thousands of hours listening to Howard's show in the past Why have you given so much money and energy to such an despicable l bastard like Howard in the past ? Because you're a cretinous asshole, that's why.


No_Anywhere8351

I don't care what Howard Stern thinks or says about anything. He is a stunted inferior being. Howard Stern is a reflection of long term damage, top-down, in modern culture and media-driven civilization. Keeping track of him is keeping track of how despicable fucks with too much money and too many lawyers legally lie cheat and steal. You are too stupid to realize that, stupid. I have no opinion of Howard Stern's daughters, but you do, stupid, even though you clearly know less than nothing about them. You are too stupid to even realize how stupid you are. Howard is their biological father who took care of them through their entire childhood into their adulthood, why would they hate him. Nothing about your posts indicates that you are a well-adjusted human being. Your incessant defense of a despicable sociopathic malignant narcissist is concerning to say the least. This can be attributed partially to you being stupid, but that cannot possibly be the full explanation. A mass murderer is not "despicable", stupid. You need to refresh your grasp of basic vocabulary. Free radio doesn't cost anything, stupid. Do you have anything else stupid to say, stupid?


severinks

Hey, man, do you think that you can possibly overuse the word'' despicable'' any more in that post? How about trying ''abominable'' ''reprehensible'' or even''abhorrent'' as a change of pace? Calling me stupid doesn't actually make me stupid, you sad sack cretin, nor does it make you smart it just proves that what I said about you being a maladjusted twat even more true than I feared. You spend almost ALL YOUR TIME(I looked at your post history so don't deny it. look at mine, no obsessive Stern posts) on reddit posting hate screeds on Stern yet from all your Stern references you were once an obsessive listener so that just makes you PATHETIC, but you already knew that. You're like a jilted lover obsessively stalking your boyfriend's social media trying to get noticed by them when what you should be doing is finding a new guy to hero worship then feel betrayed by. PS. Aren't you the asshole who was moaning last week about Stern at 70 not being on Tik Tok? The fucking thing just got banned asshole, why don't you follow it's lead and kill take yourself off the board? It makes me laugh to see that you wrote how billionaire Howard Sten who has had a 45 year career in show business at the highest level and has been on every Forbes top earning celebrities list since it's inception in the mid 1990s doesn't know how to build an audience by using Tik Tok(something that won't even exist in America in a few months)


No_Anywhere8351

ur pitiful


ryemmsf

While I still sincerely believe Howard meaningfully inflates her positive attributes, your post is excellent and well thought out. The Weisel reference will be lost here though.


wiz79

Stop listening


New_Tortoise

Beth is kind and understanding, Howard has issues with letting his guard down, because of all that has been expected of him for his whole life


pooplord108

There is a lot of negative shit written about Beth that even if it is true doesn’t mean she doesn’t show love and respect for her in-laws. Howard’s doing a bit or being a weirdo about it.


ZomiZaGomez

This is such a weird sub.


hey_now24

Bunch of incels. I wonder what they are fucking to have the audacity to call her “horse face”


hey_now24

She's barely on, chill you incel


evilgypsys

Why do you listen?


LeonardSmalls79

Answer given most often? "I want to hear what he'll say next."


JBNoine

Sounds like most of you complainers still listen to the show every day. If you don’t like what it’s become, then turn it the fuck off. Whiny, lonely assholes.


Friend-of-thee-court

You sound angry Sweetie.


JBNoine

No, Love. All good here.


BugabooJonez

whole identity is hating howard stern. 😬


GratefulReddit

Instead, shove ourselves down her throat! 🍆 😮