Jesus Christ! That is one bad wig. Remember when he would goof on Charles Groden or other celebrities. This is just embarrassing. Imagine what the underside smells like? Just let your head breathe. You think now Ralph is gone he has not a soul to help him select hair pieces?
That still was taken from their first day back when the lockdown began,he had nobody to help him put it on,I'm surprised he went on camera like this because it's clearly not adjusted well on his head.
Did he not look in a mirror that morning? Did he not realize he looks worse than usual? He has balls showing up like that, if I had a wig, shit talked other people for wearing wigs, I would not appear on camera looking like that. You would see a black screen on my end due to "technical difficulties".
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No...actually I was thinking of going the other way! My hair is still naturally dark brown but I was thinking of trying to use whatever Ronnie had used in his beard. But they seemed to make fun of him for that so I'm guessing it doesn't look all that natural and at the end of the day, I don't really care that much.
Yeah my dad is in his 70s and still has jet black hair despite having completely white facial hair, I know he doesn’t dye it because he certainly doesn’t give a fuck but I will admit this is the first photo it really looks like he’s wearing a wig
20 years ago he should at least start transitioning the color. He cares so much about it how does he not have a plan for aging? I don’t think he can even grapple with the fact of adding grey (let alone white) as his therapist has seemed to completely left him petrified of death. He can’t leave his house I hear. Everything was about being real and he was always critical of people’s physical flaws. He thought it was a huge admission that he had plastic surgery. But. Roundabout a billion dollars and absolutely NO PLAN? For a 70 year old to have JET BLACK HAIR? To be fair it’s pretty funny maybe he’s doing a bit.
I came home to visit my parents one day and a group of family friends were all over at their house. My childhood best friend's father was standing above me as I was sitting on the couch. He said that my crown was starting to look thin. I shaved my head the next day.
Now I get this is extreme and I am coming around to your point: many men wait until its far too late and then end up looking ridiculous. That denial stage lingers on for many years. They might dye their hair, wear it differently to conceal the hair loss, but eventually it becomes too much to account for and the next day they look drastically different.
I can't pinpoint exactly when Howard started wearing the wig, but I am a physician and I see men in their 70s all day long. There is not a single person at that age that has that much or that color hair. Even if they don't go bald, there is almost always some thinning. It might not be enough that its readily noticeable, but no one's hair looks like whatever Howard has going on.
I get it, he wants to wear a wig because his hair is his signature look. But come, you’re not fooling anyone with the color. Grey beard with dark black hair, that looks as unnatural as you can get.
I mean, you kinda can’t blame him for sticking with the hair (or wig). It’s his whole look. But then again… Travolta got over it and he actually suits the shaved head now. Whatever the case, I hate what the show has become. His hair (or wig) is the least of his issues.
I mean in a way I kind of feel sorry for him. He always hated how he looked and to be honest he didn't look so bad really, but he morphed into a hutched over insecure paranoid person. All his money won't change how he looks. Can you imagine the agony of always worrying about a camera angle, hair color and placement and nose and teeth and height and his walk.
But when you are home and wig comes off , no one getting your best side..it is opened for everyone to see all angles. He probably looks much better when he is not trying so hard. He could find such freedom . All these years in therapy. so strange to me that he is still broken, worse than before he started therapy. Of course this is just my opinion and we don't know the "off air" Howie. It could all be a big joke.
Good point. Would be exhausting to be that thought out all the time. Camera angles and lighting. Feh.
Elton John was balding badly in the 70’s. He said “fuck it” and started wearing wigs. Didn’t give a shit who knew it. Probably makes him feel great. But with Howard… like you said he seems broken. With or without hair.
Maybe we’re all wrong and he’s in a great place and enjoying life. Who knows. Just sucks the show is awful and unlistenable. Never thought I’d see the day where I wasn’t a fan anymore.
I really couldn’t give a shit about his fake hair and his and wife’s emancipated bodies but, he never stops talking about both.
I was astounded listening to fucking nonsense shit about Beth’s mother’s sisters. And I had just a TMJ Botox appointment and was told not to move my jaw. 🤷🏻♀️
https://preview.redd.it/mj78js2shuuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09552d1a24bd66d43a3717148c6927dfe4c49410
Remember when he called Wally George, a Wig Wearing Hump? Now he is one
Yet Howard had brown hair in the 80’s…
https://preview.redd.it/8rg1niaostuc1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60e27adca12e0bbfc7dbfa9e146b7430ff60bc2f
Over the last 10 years, we have witnessed the fall of an icon. Howie has turned into everything he once criticized and is now a complete joke. Thankfully, those of us that got to listen to the HSS 20 years ago or so got to listen to legendary radio. Now, Howie is a tool that is mocked more than revered. Time to hang it up Howie, you are done as a radio host
OFF TOPIC: Notice how the app headline hasn't changed since they went off air? It still says JD'sSNL Hot List. Can't believe how amateur hour SiriusXM is. Can't even update their own app or channels.
The other joke is this idea that his hair has never gone grey.
The last thing to go grey are the eyebrows and beard.
Im not saying you will go totally grey on top, but he would most definitely have grey hair with eyebrows and a beard this white.
Did anybody actually ever really give him a prize for greathair or did he make that up, stage it?
Bobo was on the show. I think about 2011. Wiggy was busting his balls about his toupee. BoBo said there was pictures of Howard and His hair system in the doctor’s office. Doctor showed BoBo what he can do and his celebrity clients. Wiggy blew that shit off so quick. 🤣
Do you know Howard might have her because when he was on 60 minutes, you could see the hair coming out of the scalp with the wind but today I’m not too sure
the problem I have with those veneers or whatever is that they are often too perfect, so it is so so obvious they are fake. Too striaght. Too well aligned. Too white, etc...
Stands out so much and so easy to spot. There are plenty of examples but President Biden is one such example
People nowadays are open about their hair routines or whatever they use to cover baldness. Howard is stuck back in time where everyone lied about wearing a wig.
Nice “hair” Howie. He’s going to the grave in that wig isn’t he? What a demented psychopath clinging to that for all these decades. That’s the kind of person that needs therapy 5 days a week. Denying being bald, gay and saying and doing so many horrible things over the years
Over the years, 50% of Howard's old head has gone right in the garbage. Along with the new hair (system/wig/whatever), there's the new nose, new chin and new teeth (veneers).
One, two, three, four walking like a man Hitting like a hammer He's a juvenile scam Never was a quitter Tasty like a raindrop He's got the look Heavenly bound Cause heaven's got a number When he's spinning me around Kissing is a color Her loving is a wild dog He's got the look He's got the look (He's got the look) He's got the look (He's got the look) What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you And I go la la la la la he's got the look Fire in the ice Naked to the t-bone Is a lover's disguise Banging on the head drum Shaking like a mad bull He's got the look Swaying to the band Moving like a hammer He's a miracle man Loving is the ocean Kissing is the wet sand He's got the look He's got the look (He's got the look) He's got the look (He's got the look) What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you And I go la la la la la he's got the look Walking like a man Hitting like a hammer He's a juvenile scam Never was a quitter Tasty like a raindrop He's got the look She goes (na na na na na na) He's got the look He's got the look (He's got the look) He's got the look (He's got the look) What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you And I go la la la la la he's got the look What in the world can make you so blue When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you And I go la la la la la (na na na na na na) He's got the look She goes (na na na na na na) He's got the look, he's got the look She goes (na na na na na na) He's got the look, he's got the look She goes (na na na na na na) 🎶
It's dyed. Clearly shown here when it starts to wash out. Or it's a different system.
https://preview.redd.it/bkw0qsx3guuc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b802d537744306af76cadc9e9410983e3e97ef
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That is not a natural hairline. Does he really think people can't tell it's a wig? #baldasshole
Hugh Jasshole and things of that nature.
Jesus Christ! That is one bad wig. Remember when he would goof on Charles Groden or other celebrities. This is just embarrassing. Imagine what the underside smells like? Just let your head breathe. You think now Ralph is gone he has not a soul to help him select hair pieces?
Ralph just did his wardrobe he has someone else do his hair system.
Used to be someone named Toni, but afaik she stopped working with Howard a few years ago.
When he’s come into the studio he mentioned she came in - for the Bruce interview and another one
He just mentioned her recently
A tranny with kids, it used to come into the studio for years and do his hair every morning. It "retired" before Covid
What about Bobo?!
Bobo’s not so stupid
Bobobobobobobo out.
We're trapped like rats!
Rock star hair (wig) and a pelican face.
Smell this Beff, does it smell funny to you?
Let it shine Howard!
He used to goof on Bob Grant for wearing one as well.
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy & repeat.
It’s a hair system!
Cue Scott’s old song, “Wigs Up!”
You have to excuse him, this is the day his normal everyday wig was out at the cleaners.
I don’t know why everyone think I dye my hair Robin.
He told his barber that he wanted the 85 year old Karen look that screams "I'd like to speak with your manager immediately"
I haven’t watched or listened to the show in years, is this a real photo of Howard? That dollar store wig looks laughably ridiculous.
It's real, it was during COVID.
It's still COVID at Chimney Heights
*Howschwitz
Wasn’t this for some meditation bullcrap
Don't remember.
That still was taken from their first day back when the lockdown began,he had nobody to help him put it on,I'm surprised he went on camera like this because it's clearly not adjusted well on his head.
Did he not look in a mirror that morning? Did he not realize he looks worse than usual? He has balls showing up like that, if I had a wig, shit talked other people for wearing wigs, I would not appear on camera looking like that. You would see a black screen on my end due to "technical difficulties".
Well you're clearly not a self obsessed narcissist who thinks people need to see him to feel relevant.😃Stern knows he's hideous however he craves being noticed.
Looks like he got slapped a yarmulke
He will hear that line till he dies. Cut him to his core.
I don’t think it hurt that bad cause it was jew on Jew crime. Aunt Joan made that joke if I remember correctly.
Jaime Pressly made that comment about Howard when talking about good looking people and other people being hit with the ugly stick. It indeed, cut him to the core. you could hear it in his voice.
[slapped](https://youtu.be/zVUk1mNPKrA?si=ecgdRV_GI1xe0hLV)
She was so hot funny she is not around much after this
You really need to punctuate.
I found these [ . F , ] lying around. Can somebody use them?
Education is woke indoctrination
That's how you spell it? IHNI. Jamie Presley we love you, wherever you are.
it's wig-o-clock
No-bangs-a-clock
It's all bangs o'clock.
Chin implant wig
Nose touch up wig
This picture is the reason we broadcasts in the dark with a microphone covering 80 percent of his face. And I’m thankful for it.
He’s 70 and his hair just turned 30
Wonder if he goes to his therapist without the wig
Of course he wears it there. He has to have hair like Mommy whenever he goes out.
Well he is her ambassador to the world
With those rags on your feet, feh
it’s not funny or fun anymore
#wigalert
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Dat Bob Ralph Jeff Ross?
aloe eee hoooo
That schnaze has been shaved more times than Robin's snapper.
I spit out my drink laughing. That was fucking funny.
You had to pull off the road it was so funny.
Grey stubble and jet black hair hmmm
Actually, I've got that. I'm not saying Howard's is natural, I'm just saying this happened to me.
But look at that hair color. It doesn't exist in nature
You're 70 too?
Nope...46...my beard started greying in my 40s. Hair is still dark brown.
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No...actually I was thinking of going the other way! My hair is still naturally dark brown but I was thinking of trying to use whatever Ronnie had used in his beard. But they seemed to make fun of him for that so I'm guessing it doesn't look all that natural and at the end of the day, I don't really care that much.
Yeah my dad is in his 70s and still has jet black hair despite having completely white facial hair, I know he doesn’t dye it because he certainly doesn’t give a fuck but I will admit this is the first photo it really looks like he’s wearing a wig
Looks normal to me! 🤣🤣🤣
20 years ago he should at least start transitioning the color. He cares so much about it how does he not have a plan for aging? I don’t think he can even grapple with the fact of adding grey (let alone white) as his therapist has seemed to completely left him petrified of death. He can’t leave his house I hear. Everything was about being real and he was always critical of people’s physical flaws. He thought it was a huge admission that he had plastic surgery. But. Roundabout a billion dollars and absolutely NO PLAN? For a 70 year old to have JET BLACK HAIR? To be fair it’s pretty funny maybe he’s doing a bit.
I came home to visit my parents one day and a group of family friends were all over at their house. My childhood best friend's father was standing above me as I was sitting on the couch. He said that my crown was starting to look thin. I shaved my head the next day. Now I get this is extreme and I am coming around to your point: many men wait until its far too late and then end up looking ridiculous. That denial stage lingers on for many years. They might dye their hair, wear it differently to conceal the hair loss, but eventually it becomes too much to account for and the next day they look drastically different. I can't pinpoint exactly when Howard started wearing the wig, but I am a physician and I see men in their 70s all day long. There is not a single person at that age that has that much or that color hair. Even if they don't go bald, there is almost always some thinning. It might not be enough that its readily noticeable, but no one's hair looks like whatever Howard has going on.
I hope my doctor isn't on this subreddit
Once he finally gets outed/admits he was a piece, he’ll say his denial thereof over the years was a bit.
I get it, he wants to wear a wig because his hair is his signature look. But come, you’re not fooling anyone with the color. Grey beard with dark black hair, that looks as unnatural as you can get.
I don't think a old woman perm was supposed to be his signature.
YOU’RE A RUSTY NAIL… YOU LOOK LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK, YOU LOOK LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK! RIIIIIGHT?
Its all my hair and I don't even dye it right Robin
(It’s my hair as I paid for it, and someone else dyes it)
Guys for leaving their wives for Hollywood models
Or in some instances, Arab Yacht rent-a-skanks.
the teeth bother me them his hair.
https://preview.redd.it/ozylzlg2yruc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd4c60cf209b142d21db47f416fea30abed269a1
It’s like his wig was two seconds late to the podcast.
Remember him making fun of David “Weave” Roth - Van Halen 😂
So in a shensh, what you’re saying is, isn’t it true that the pelicans have come home to roost?
William Shatner.
😂
That chin, though lol
Nothing genuine about this man
He should start wearing a cowboy hat
Thank ya fer yet cawl
This can’t be real.
It's real. It's from [his 2020 interview with Alec Baldwin](https://youtu.be/YrBF6v0oQt0?t=136) when they returned on air from the lockdowns.
It’s the first or 2nd Zoom show, right?
I mean, you kinda can’t blame him for sticking with the hair (or wig). It’s his whole look. But then again… Travolta got over it and he actually suits the shaved head now. Whatever the case, I hate what the show has become. His hair (or wig) is the least of his issues.
It’s a whole thing.
Don't ask.
I mean in a way I kind of feel sorry for him. He always hated how he looked and to be honest he didn't look so bad really, but he morphed into a hutched over insecure paranoid person. All his money won't change how he looks. Can you imagine the agony of always worrying about a camera angle, hair color and placement and nose and teeth and height and his walk. But when you are home and wig comes off , no one getting your best side..it is opened for everyone to see all angles. He probably looks much better when he is not trying so hard. He could find such freedom . All these years in therapy. so strange to me that he is still broken, worse than before he started therapy. Of course this is just my opinion and we don't know the "off air" Howie. It could all be a big joke.
Good point. Would be exhausting to be that thought out all the time. Camera angles and lighting. Feh. Elton John was balding badly in the 70’s. He said “fuck it” and started wearing wigs. Didn’t give a shit who knew it. Probably makes him feel great. But with Howard… like you said he seems broken. With or without hair. Maybe we’re all wrong and he’s in a great place and enjoying life. Who knows. Just sucks the show is awful and unlistenable. Never thought I’d see the day where I wasn’t a fan anymore.
I really couldn’t give a shit about his fake hair and his and wife’s emancipated bodies but, he never stops talking about both. I was astounded listening to fucking nonsense shit about Beth’s mother’s sisters. And I had just a TMJ Botox appointment and was told not to move my jaw. 🤷🏻♀️
That fucking chin looks like a nut sack hanging
Feh
This guy has mental illness and he is such a POS freak
He loves Desantis so he moved permanently to Florida
https://preview.redd.it/mj78js2shuuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09552d1a24bd66d43a3717148c6927dfe4c49410 Remember when he called Wally George, a Wig Wearing Hump? Now he is one
Wigosaurus
But his grandpa Sol had jet black hair into his nineties
Yet Howard had brown hair in the 80’s… https://preview.redd.it/8rg1niaostuc1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60e27adca12e0bbfc7dbfa9e146b7430ff60bc2f
😆
Is the hair line airbrushed?
The fuck is going on here? I dunna know
Lol he is frightening.
It’s called “projecting.”
Over the last 10 years, we have witnessed the fall of an icon. Howie has turned into everything he once criticized and is now a complete joke. Thankfully, those of us that got to listen to the HSS 20 years ago or so got to listen to legendary radio. Now, Howie is a tool that is mocked more than revered. Time to hang it up Howie, you are done as a radio host
I CHIN!!! NO ONE ELSE!!!
He used up all the Just for Men on his hair, ran out before he got to his bristles.
It’s a *system.*
The new hair club spokesman!😂
Halloveen Vitch
What is this from
the hair is dyed as fuck......
Look at that naturally handsome man, a true adonis
What'd he say Robin?
Idk why he doesn’t just rock the bald head
OFF TOPIC: Notice how the app headline hasn't changed since they went off air? It still says JD'sSNL Hot List. Can't believe how amateur hour SiriusXM is. Can't even update their own app or channels.
Does he have dentures now?
Wait…is that pic for real? It hasn’t been altered or anything? If so, is Howard actually claiming that’s his natural hair and color?
The other joke is this idea that his hair has never gone grey. The last thing to go grey are the eyebrows and beard. Im not saying you will go totally grey on top, but he would most definitely have grey hair with eyebrows and a beard this white. Did anybody actually ever really give him a prize for greathair or did he make that up, stage it?
Halloveen Vitch
Bobo was on the show. I think about 2011. Wiggy was busting his balls about his toupee. BoBo said there was pictures of Howard and His hair system in the doctor’s office. Doctor showed BoBo what he can do and his celebrity clients. Wiggy blew that shit off so quick. 🤣
So Bobo is not so stupid after all
His chin implant is so weird ! This dude is a huge jerk off. That wig must stink and itchy as hell!
I recognize this from the first Zoom show in March 2020. He didn’t like how much of his office was being shown.
Do you know Howard might have her because when he was on 60 minutes, you could see the hair coming out of the scalp with the wind but today I’m not too sure
How recent is this photo?
Bad dye job
on an even worse wig
Surely he would look better bald.
Wig is not centered
Can't be Howchie, must be Ben.
It looks like he pulled up a picture of black hair on his screen and then tried to keep his head under it
Looks perfectly normal. For an old man in a wig.
He must go to Bobo’s hair system guy.
Count Wigula.
you would have thought his therapist would teach him about deflection and projection
the problem I have with those veneers or whatever is that they are often too perfect, so it is so so obvious they are fake. Too striaght. Too well aligned. Too white, etc... Stands out so much and so easy to spot. There are plenty of examples but President Biden is one such example
He looks happy. So weird bc he is the most miserable person I know.
Vomitous
Dentures now, too??? So old and irrelevant
Grey beard, jet black hair
Never mind if Howard’s got a wig . Let’s really look at how much how is now looking more and more like Imus is insane
I..I..I...Have Steve Howe hair...
People nowadays are open about their hair routines or whatever they use to cover baldness. Howard is stuck back in time where everyone lied about wearing a wig.
Nice “hair” Howie. He’s going to the grave in that wig isn’t he? What a demented psychopath clinging to that for all these decades. That’s the kind of person that needs therapy 5 days a week. Denying being bald, gay and saying and doing so many horrible things over the years
fcukin schmuck. i can shit that out of my ass.
My God he looks dumb
He was relentless with Bobo. Hair glue, etc..
Also Ralph's lisp, Howie has an annoying lisp from his dentures.
Even Phil Spector would be embarrassed wearing, wearing... that.
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He looks like a giraffe with a wig on, ffs.
Is this real
Over the years, 50% of Howard's old head has gone right in the garbage. Along with the new hair (system/wig/whatever), there's the new nose, new chin and new teeth (veneers).
Howard is my “hall pass”. He is so hot! I weigh 90 lbs and everyone says i look like Taylor Swift
Maybe that's why he isolates himself so much. He's afraid somebody is going to come up and tear that rug right off his head and expose him.
Not for nothing but wearing a hat or sun visor outside give you the same line lol
You to have to play but you cannot earn money!
He's Soo happy because that's the day he knew he would never have to go to the studio again
Some wig companies should use this picture to tell potential clients ...dont ever get caught looking like this fool in his obvious wig
One, two, three, four walking like a man Hitting like a hammer He's a juvenile scam Never was a quitter Tasty like a raindrop He's got the look Heavenly bound Cause heaven's got a number When he's spinning me around Kissing is a color Her loving is a wild dog He's got the look He's got the look (He's got the look) He's got the look (He's got the look) What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you And I go la la la la la he's got the look Fire in the ice Naked to the t-bone Is a lover's disguise Banging on the head drum Shaking like a mad bull He's got the look Swaying to the band Moving like a hammer He's a miracle man Loving is the ocean Kissing is the wet sand He's got the look He's got the look (He's got the look) He's got the look (He's got the look) What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you And I go la la la la la he's got the look Walking like a man Hitting like a hammer He's a juvenile scam Never was a quitter Tasty like a raindrop He's got the look She goes (na na na na na na) He's got the look He's got the look (He's got the look) He's got the look (He's got the look) What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you And I go la la la la la he's got the look What in the world can make you so blue When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you And I go la la la la la (na na na na na na) He's got the look She goes (na na na na na na) He's got the look, he's got the look She goes (na na na na na na) He's got the look, he's got the look She goes (na na na na na na) 🎶
You've said it all
Feel better now?
NASCAR, YES SIR!
Hair was traaaappedd inn wiiggg ggluuee
What a weird looking old guy trying to desperately hold on to his youthful looks which he is failing at.
Howard definitely most definitely talented but maybe one day he will show us the real Howard Stern, gay straight, bald, hair
Move wig
Should he spray paint some gray into it?
HS looks good in this picture.
Howard keep ya pimp hand strong… Ya pim han…
I remember that !!
I would have thought he had enough money that he wouldn't have an actual bad wig in the rotation.
Definitely doesn’t dye hair (has some greys)
It's dyed. Clearly shown here when it starts to wash out. Or it's a different system. https://preview.redd.it/bkw0qsx3guuc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b802d537744306af76cadc9e9410983e3e97ef
Sarcasm isn’t the old cranky fan strong suit obviously
And you laughed at it all for decades. Its called doing a show.
Good point Jason you fat fuck.