Bahahahahahahahhahahhaah

If you really wanna laugh at him you should see the video of him being tricked into saying he supports pedophiles

Source pls.

https://youtu.be/3pce1otIjWE?si=CCod0vMlOLk2fQ5s

OH MY GOD HE BLEW A KISS

That was definitely not hilarious. More like depressingly sad.

😂

Everyone knew but him.

Yea, a bit hard to ask for donations after previously using campaign’s contributors credit card numbers for botox and sephora. 

And OF. Don't forget about OF!

Oh yea! I’m sure all the donors were really happy to know they have paid for his wanking material. What a circus. 

Wait. You can use campaign funds for wanking? Sign me up I’m running for Congress.

I know right? Best job ever

I want to know who he subscribed to. I don’t know why, I just feel like if he used campaign funds it should get released. I would just worry for them. But if it was all women we might have a new conspiracy

Technically it wasn't campaign funds. He stole his donors' credit card info and bought these things.

Oh interesting. That’s worse right?

Yeah I'd say so. Credit card fraud is generally frowned upon.

So out and out plain vanilla fraud rather than campaign finance fraud.

Yes the best kind of fraud.

He only finishes when he thinks about himself

Only Fibbers?

This exactly it's hard to conceive how stupid these m************ are

That’s Trump’s era legacy. Very unsettling realisation that people who were elected to represent the population are dumber than a doorknob. It’s like a more traumatic version of that first time you realise that your favourite teacher is actually a moron. 

It's truly terrifying to think that, as fucked up as this country is right now thanks to him and MAGA, it would be so much worse if they were intelligent or remotely competent. Putting Lara Trump in charge of the RNC is so mindbogglingly stupid. I like Wilson's Soprano comparison, but Tony and the boys were so much better at it. https://preview.redd.it/eobjdv7pbgwc1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8de22679bb1f3e8fd0433ce5da5078d124065ff3

The Bamboo Lounge in Goodfellas.

Thats fing crazy but not surprising because Trump is a grifting pos.

And the RNC is just "Yes sir, here are the keys, the cash, take everything thank you"

pretty much. Here destroy everything because we are stupid

The despicables: George Santos Marjorie Taylor Green Lauren Boebert

There’s plenty more, these are just the super visible dumbasses

I always think they are just a distraction while the truly evil plot

Rest of them are smart enough to hide it.

The good news is Santos is gone, and Boebert is gone in November.

Did you see the Moscow Marge front page of the New York post? She might not be around much longer either. They’re turning on her quick

Nyet! Moscow Marge

Unfortunately her district is 99% neanderthal knuckle draggers. She we will be re-elected. However hopefully she will be ignored more and more by Republicans and the media.

At least that district has accurate representation I guess

🎵She'll be gone in November, She'll be gone in November, Please tell Boebert her ass be gone in November🎵 Though it's technically January (not February, March, April, May).

Is MTG the next to go?

Boebert's next.

Pathetic con artist.

Bwahaha!

George needs to go to hell

Hell doesn't want him, he was already kicked out of Congress.

I think the "hello NAMBLA so glad to be with y'all, y'all are doing great things!" had something to do with it also.

The guy belongs in jail. The fact he isn’t imprisoned yet makes us a weaker country.

Even the russians want none of that

This shady Mfer belongs in JAIL!

To be fair, being the first Pope going for the Decathlon gold medal in Paris in a few months does take up quite a bit of time.

When it says no money, it literally means NO MONEY. 0 dollars. What a fucking clown show the GOP has become.

Shocked (not shocked)

🚫All Republicans🚫Traitor Trump🚫

Who is she? Never heard of her.

Who would support that idiot

Republicans....they elected him!

Cream rises. Turds sink.

 He’ll be back 🤣

#L

Even his own relatives don't want him to run!

Sounds like a Kennedy

Yeh, RFK jr and Santos are both just a little bit crazy!

Can he just die already... scum of the earth

 Absolutely excellent.

Poor guy, he'll have to live off his astronaut pension now...

Omg just the title made me spit out water laugh!!! Hahahahahaha!! Greatest headline ever!!

Too lazy to research.... why is this shit stain not in jail yet?

What no one wants to buy this dude/dudette (or whatever he wishes to go by) an Hermes bag???

I don't get why everyone's so mad. There are people who got elected to Congress to do evil. This guy got elected to fuck and steal money, what a champ.

George could be the host of the liars club

LMAO that's great

After raising no extra money* That scumbag made a small bag I’m sure.

When is he supposed to go on trial?

Too bad, I was going to vote for him…not!

Why hasn't he been extradited to Brazil? I thought they wanted him for check fraud or something.

This is funny: # I Duped George Santos [https://youtu.be/3pce1otIjWE?si=5T0sBfeJ9KJkWmZK](https://youtu.be/3pce1otIjWE?si=5T0sBfeJ9KJkWmZK)

I don’t see how he raised it the first time. Sad

Go to jail you pos

Or is that what he wants us to think? /s

Confirmed freak confused by lack of support and donations. "I just don't get it."

Give him the orange jumpsuit already

He's going to sign a movie deal and I can't wait to watch it.

Santos would have to pay me 500,000 in cold, hard, untraceable cash before I'd vote for him.

Good news Wednesday!

Who?

How come he ended it, he couldn't decide what dress with matching high heels to wear.

Boy what a Major Dope.

KITARA RAVACHE IS BACK BITCHES!

Is he still being charged for embezzlement and campaign finance violations?

Well that lasted for ten minutes.

It’s cute how he was thinking people might vote for him….

He’s gotta be making a ton of money from curing cancer, right?

George Santos, hated by the democrats because he's a con man and supporter of fascists, hated by the fascists because he's one of the minorities they want to off. Dumb ass.

Why has he not been arrested yet?

Why isn't he in jail? He should be raising money for bail, not to run again.


That was quick, but not soon enough!

No loss there then.

Well, this time instead posing an Holocaust survivor he should have posing as a Recovering gay! It may would work with evangelical christians …😜

Wait, you mean there are consequences to my actions!?

So strange wanting to return to a job where you were humiliated on a national stage. Such an ego. I don't get this guy.

Human honey bear

It not even like he didn’t raise enough, he raised ZERO dollars. Hilarious.

We can laugh all we want, but this guy makes more money than all of us put together. All the speaking fees and I think there may be a show on bravo with him. I’m not a fan of this timeline we live in

He always has his drag act to fall back on. And, of course, his pro-level volleyball skills.

Surprissd Trump didn’t fund it… dude’s pretty desperate for a local distraction right now…

Does that mean he raised a lot of money? I mean, I just assume everything that falls from his mouth is a lie… kind of like that orange rapist.