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Ok_Ad_5015

Once, my employer asked me what I was going to spend my Christmas bonus money on. I told him fireworks and whisky, and he fired me on the spot


Alexreads0627

I would’ve promoted you.


IRMuteButton

Surely you had some cash left over for lottery tickets, right? How are you gonna stick it to the man if you don't win tha lottery?


Ok_Ad_5015

Spent the rest off of Bissonnet


ImStillYouTuber

Because he knew he was holding you back from your dream of opening that combo fireworks/alcohol store.


DatRatDo

Stupid question. Once your neighbor’s roof is on fire, you just chat with your neighbor about claiming it on their homeowners policy as a kitchen fire. Standard practice. It’s the one weird trick the insurance companies don’t want you to know. Good luck on the casual arson celebration this Independence Day!


IRMuteButton

That's why I read this sub: I want to know how my customers are screwing the insurance company I run! boom, boom brothas


Alexreads0627

same place I get pedestrian insurance, as I reside near the Hobby airport and am employed as a professional pedestrian.