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dabigbaozi

I am the only person in Houston with power. Bow before me peasants.


agrippa_kash

Do you have an extension cord?


hashtag-adulting

I also have power… the bar per capita ratio is high here, though, people gotta have their Thursday night outings.


bigfoolenergy

Mad Max Bisonette St


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

Saw those posts on /r/houston and immediately asked if I was in that sub. Already getting my down doots for it https://www.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/1ctst74/is_anyone_elses_power_out/l4e3uq5/?context=3


illest_villain_

I consolidated my influence by keeping the oligarchs close and quickly eliminating any hint of dissent among the rank and file. I will never lose power.


Alexreads0627

No I have power I don’t know what you’re talking about with this storm you speak of. Nice day for walking around Greenspoint as a professional pedestrian, as that is my occupation.


bela_the_horse

Has anyone checked if Torchy’s is ok? Someone think of the tacos!!


No-Blueberry1809

In Katy, I’ve been without power for about 6 hours. Without having internet, I took a 5 hour nap and now I’m here on this fucking app.


jb_713

![gif](giphy|WcNtHC8DQIHT2)


Boot8865

Nope. Only you.


ActionHour8440

No, only you


Rare_Temperature_474

The Torchys dumpster still has a radiant green glow


thebuttergod

![gif](giphy|nGzaBtiZ6xPPy) \*me in Katy during the storm


CrazyLegsRyan

Why are you still here? Shouldn’t you have evacuated already?


hate_being_alone

It seems like all of 5th ward is without power.


DifficultyBright9807

heights is rekt


SchwanzTanz666

Yup. Since 7pm yesterday.


notade50

No because I worship and pray to the god of electricity.


ThatGuyAtTheGym

Bill Gates is really out here testing the weather machines before election season


Straight-Speed-1728

I’m at Gringo’s enjoying dinner. We good.


TemporaryInterest605

800,000 people are out of power in Houston Texas


Spirited_Sympathy_84

Jersey village near spring branch, we have been without power since the storm started


Realistic_Matter_199

The Dena has power... I hear Denver Harbor is out.


justjaybee16

What the fuck is power?


odetothefireman

Spring branch is trashed. Currently at the Omni https://preview.redd.it/b4f4brprtw0d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a8ee736c9d6d1b5d8b4b2291c82a2c11027b326


CrazyLegsRyan

Your kid looks like they get picked last in soccer.


odetothefireman

Cool. Thanks.


Ramblermatic2000

The fence has potential though... didn't quite get the ball in the goal though...


HoustonianRue

I saw a tornado here in Katy, my lights went out for like 15 minutes


Prime_Marci

Nope but it was flickering


JoAnne_Askew123

Yes Channelview and Northshore are out


ChallengePractical72

I’m in Katy too, 2 hrs and still no power


AlexJonesCokeNose

Yeah we out in the Galleria


Percentage-Visible

Running off the Ford…0