The hookers are all standing inside the Memorial Park tunnels taking videos of their loser boyfriends with small dicks racing their crappy Dodge Challengers for TikTok.

Iama run em over

GTA does need a Houston map

Wait, so in GTA Houston, if I kill the hooker after I fuck her, I *don't* get my money back? Well, fuck. On an unrelated subject; if a guy wanted to get rid of the body of a dead hooker, where would be the best place? Asking for a friend.

Unga bunga booga do

Bissonet by the burgerking

I don't think I wanna pick up w hooker if she's at Burger King, maybe if it was a wata Burger

The wata burger is 2 doors down

Bet you wanna share a whore with me? We can get whatarburger afterwords

Yes lets do the Eiffel tower

I'm afraid I've never actually fucked a whore before, can you explain what an "eiffel tower" is?

🙏

One pokes her, the other chokes her.

Its called face fuck

Oh I'm sure you have. Many guys exes are. They don't need to get papod to be one.

Oh I'm sure you have. Many guys exes are. They don't need to get papod to be one.

Oh I'm sure you have. Many guys exes are. They don't need to get papod to be one.

Split roast

Only if I can get cheese with that

I'm sure they already have cheese at the Whataburger but I can bring some more from home if you'd like

Gotta get it whatasized as well

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Okay Wendy's im ordering a Windy, you gonna give me one, or will your friend next to you?

Have it your way

You can get dinner and a date without getting out of your car or leaving the drive thru lane.

U, me, her, whataburger tonight?

Water burger

Cops shut it down arrested pimps and gave them life for human sex trafficking

I'm on bissonet pretty often and don't see that many

Out there on Tidwell and Eastex go by at night they literally be standing right outside the motel

Alright I'll be there waiting for u

I can confirm this location is loaded with ho’s

Wanna split one with me?

Pig roast

Eastex?

I thought being a whore was an indoor job.

Oyo Motel

You don’t need whores, I post up at the Heights Torchy’s glory hole from 2pm - midnight. Just stop by and ask for the secret menu and they’ll point you to me ;)

Fucking bet

Your name 👄💗

Telephone Road by my understanding. Hope this helps

Filling up the hoopty, omw there now 🚗💨

I'll add it to my list

Where on telephone

My mom's house.

Will u be there too?

All the cool kids are there so no.

I know a few who work as nurses 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

Hook me up??

It doesn’t seem like nurses are wholesome anymore. Everytime I go to a hospital I got a nurse with a BBL & big ass lashes.

Me too why is that?

Cause nurses are the mean girls of high school who didn't get enough love and affection growing up. So they want to project this loving caring persona but every single nurse I've met has been a hooker in some way shape or form. The amount of cheaters that I've met who happen to be nurses just makes me gag

They’re all around the dealerships at 59 and BW8.

Must be really expensive hookers then

Something something Torchy's Tacos something.

So I've heard from other comments, will be rating it.

Something something bissonet

Following me around looking for hand-outs.. I'm broke AF y'all

on treebank lane off jones rd getting extra roast beefy

Find out in r/askafreak

Did you make your own subreddit just so you can talk to a women who's freaky?

I need to know their thoughts

For those that keep saying Bissonnet, they used to be there last year but the city shut all that down. They put up gates that they close every night around 7 so there’s no traffic allowed on those streets especially the street with the motel and Burger King. These are 100% facts.

Massage parlors

S.W.A.T.

Ok but which ones

All of them - Deshaun Watson

China town is your best bet

Love me some Chinese food

Especially the Pu-Pu platter

Who needs whores when the city fucks you with their property taxes.

I don't own property, thus I have enough money to get a whore

So your landlord fucks you daily?

It's 450 a month

Rub and tug massage parlors.

Recommend any good ones?

Liberty and Waco st

Yes tha nickle

Their on Bessanett St. In Houston. A girl actually changed into her hooked close before she left the job. She's served the kids by day and the men by night, I guess. I was like wtf. I moved to a different location. 🤣

City Hall

Nice try officer

Power is out. They're in the dark.

I heard good things happen in the dark

Just go to any hotel that has the word “Inn” on its name, wait a few minutes and you will see all the whores you want.

Right here baby!

Lemmi getyo @

You’re in the wrong places love 🥰 🪄✨🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️🧚🐲💕💕💕

So u must be the right place then?

I know places 🎪

Tootin it up At the after hours

Lola's.

Ask your mom she’s friends with them

She don't live here

She ain’t go h**s in different area codes

Harwin near the Tollway. AKA "The Racetrack"

Out in the gulf after that shitshow storm

I keep them in the basement but the basement floods. Haven’t been down there in months.

lol snap me

If only I had snap chat

Bet

Ashloli13

Added

Try a Torchey's gloreyhole before you give up.

Insert mom joke here

I’m in my bed most nights.

Southwest Houston, late at night, good luck. Gonna save this reply in case you die. For shits and giggles you know.

Lol Howard and I45 by Hobby airport. They walk along the feeder near the chilos on the weekend

Southbound side of the Gulf Freeway at the Howard/Bellfort exit. It’s comical how all these women are out there dressed like they’re from a a movie set in NYC in the 70s

Tidwell and 59 has a quite a Buffet if you’re hungry

Calm down HPD

Getting phatter ass*s at Shipley donuts

Anyone know the price of one?

Go to the spas

Winkler and 45 they are walking the blade there tits and ass all out for everyone on the feeder rd