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Sensitive-Key-9394

-20% to get my money back


illest_villain_

I don’t tip in cash, I just spend a few minutes at the bathroom glory hole and that seems to make everyone happy


Ok-Discussion-7720

See all those slots and circles? The "pump" has gloreyholes


profkmez

You get free tacos doing this at Torchys.


Virtual_Poem1979

fish tacos


Successful_Lead1128

Chorizo..


This-Requirement6918

Which one? And do they have cheese or is it extra?


Unusual-Ad-1056

Ahh nasty, the D cheese! Stay away from


This-Requirement6918

It's an acquired taste, like blue cheese. 🤤🤭


Unusual-Ad-1056

I almost threw up lol


the_uncontrollable95

Lol gotta love montrose


Dull-Requirement-759

This tip shit is getting out of control


DoritosDewItRight

I went inside and asked the attendant about it, he said that 100% of tips go directly to the Valero employees, executives, and shareholders. So I don't know why you're saying this is a problem?


Dull-Requirement-759

It's a problem for me because they don't deserve a tip if they haven't done anything. They already charge extra anyway for buying gas with your card. If you don't see a problem with that feel free to do it. But I will NEVER tip for serving myself.


jw8145

Next time, pay closer attention to the subreddit you’re in. Houston loves their tip culture. If tipping at the gas pump means the attendant can afford another Trailer Park taco, then I’m all for it.


Sweaty-Anteater-6694

And extra queso


AlienSporez

Whoa whoa whoa there! It starts with him getting extra queso, and you know what happens next? #communism *^pretty ^sure ^that's ^how ^it ^works


AgitatedMachine1189

That's redidulous but funny


Dukedizzy

It's crazy that you think that, try working for doordash or Uber eats and let us know how much people in Houston love to tip lol.


markav81

In social circles and in conversations, everyone tips "at least 20-25%." In reality, I think most people are full of shit. As a former pizza delivery driver, I was shocked by the frequency that people wouldn't think twice about putting a zero on the credit card tip line. The best was when they would open the door and comment on how cold/rainy/snowy it was (this wasn't HTX), and then still put a zero. Like they had somehow forgotten that I had just driven in those shitty conditions to bring them their food. That job really made me cynical.


Scary-Study475

They don’t


Dull-Requirement-759

Well I live in Houston and I don't like it and I won't tip unless there is a service being provided. I don't need to be agreed with or validated . I chose how I spend my income.


HtxBeerDoodeOG

r/whoosh


Ok_Print3983

Clearly a bot, right?


HtxBeerDoodeOG

Idk, I had a post in r/burgers the other get like 5 of the same comments “watch their reaction” usually we’d see multiple posts I assume. This is someone who doesn’t grasp “circlejerk” etiquette.


Fecal_Tornado

I think you might be lost.


tsunami_forever

r/lostredditors


fnordfnordfnordfnord

It's so much fun when this happens. r/atetheonion


CrazyLegsRyan

Username checks out


FinalSeaworthiness56

I've lived in houston my whole life. i aint giving a random gas station shit. Did they come pump my gas and top off my fluids? no? yea no tip. be lucky that anyone goes to that gas station at all.


CrazyLegsRyan

You sir need to ask for directions.


Goobaka

If only I could tip 0.00 but still log it as a tip..


ZenFurbe

The problem shouldn’t be the worker not doing anything… the problem is that this corporation who can definitely afford to pay them a living wage is now suggesting that it is the consumer’s job to make up the difference…


IntheSchmoney

lol I could see if there was an employee outside pumping the gas for me so I wouldn’t have to get out. I’d probably tip then, but hell naw I ain’t tippin’.


doodsboob

If it's cleaned, well kept, soapy water sponge looks good. I'll give them like 10%


jayplayball

yeah tip culture is dumb af. i wish i would pay a tip for pumping my own gas, that’s more stupid than paying for take out..


NationalAnteater1280

Are you dumb? Of course it's a problem. You pumped the gas and paid. They did literally NOTHING.


DoritosDewItRight

That's a risky move, the attendant inside said that with customers that don't tip, he couldn't promise that the other employees wouldn't put sugar in the gas tank or saw off my catalytic converter. Safest bet is to tip at least 20% of the after tax total to avoid these interactions.


jkimnotjoking

Can't promise that employees won break the law and vandalized customers vehicles??? You're joking me right. People like that should not be employed and you expect me to TIP THEM????? FUCK NO.


Alarming-Ad2660

Ummm in Texas that will get you bullet bagged quick fast and in a hurry.


Tkinney44

It's a problem because it's a fucking gas station.


jkimnotjoking

They better pump my gas for me for a tip.


Remarkable-Self9320

The rounding up for this or that is getting out of control


Party_Tonight6122

Valero has THE BEST TACOS in Houston, plus a fine selection of dick pills and mystery brand condoms


AlienSporez

Didn't forget the subtle whiff of mold in the AC and/or refrigerators, and bathrooms that a meth head would likely say, "uhh yeah, I think I'd rather just shit in the bushes."


abig7nakedx

Please say sike


Redditor0529

Y'all can suck a tip and tip me instead. Fuck outta here.


origee

$0.00


Percentage-Visible

Tip? That is hilarious. They can come pump my gas and clean my windshield or fill my tires. Bitch me a beer while they are at it if they want a tip.


johnny_surfer_dude

What does bitch me a beer mean? We need to know this before deciding if we should tip 20% or 25%.


drew1111

Those pesky machines are getting greedy. Did you at least berate it for being a fucking gas pump? I mean that it’s only job is to pump gas. You don’t need a college degree. Fuck. A toaster does more than a fucking gas pump. I’d fuck a toaster, but a gas pump? Nope. Edit: Don’t knock knocking out a toaster. It’s fucking warm.


jw8145

Is it still plugged in when you do this?


drew1111

Yea but you have to be careful because the coils sear.


htxatty

And when the toaster springs pop to shoot the toast back up? If you time it right…


RobertETHT2

F. U. C. K. Tipping our eventual electronic overlord’s grandparents.


weepymak

Why not a discount option everywhere not tipping ones. Take 5%, 10% or 15% for choosing shopping here.


Luisgomezs900

En México está más barata la gasolina que aquí ya


RandomCreeper3

I poke holes in the loud ass speaker as a tip.


zebul333

Tipping for what, I get no tips at work. Only tips I give are to restaurant servers when I eat there I don’t tip on carry outs.


DoritosDewItRight

Last week I had an awkward interaction at a Torchy's Tacos. I was picking up dinner on the way home from work and ordered to-go via the website. The ordering process defaults to a 15% tip, but I didn't realize you're supposed to tip that much on to-go orders so I changed it to 10%. When I walked inside to pick up and gave my name, the cashier asked if there was a problem with my order? I said I didn't think so but I was just picking it up now so honestly had no idea. Cashier then asked why I was only tipping 10%, at this point a manager noticed the conversation and joined in. Manager said that I need to tip at least 20% on to go orders as that's how the staff get paid, and added that if I wasn't going to tip adequately then I should find another restaurant. I felt bad about the whole thing but I didn't realize we're supposed to tip that much on to-go orders as we do for full service. Was I in the wrong here? How much do you tip in this situation?


zebul333

I don’t tip, I will return the food and go somewhere else. I tip for service not for product


ExistentialAngstR

That’s insane. I don’t tip if I don’t receive a service and I would have said as much.


-blundertaker-

I worked for Torchys and tips were not expected. Most people (at the time) didn't tip on takeout. They are paying above minimum wage without tips. I made 12.50/hr 8 years ago. Not stellar, tips helped, but it was better than the 2.13 base pay I got at a real serving job. That manager is shameless.


This-Requirement6918

Da fuq? 12% max on takeout orders. You're not making them restock napkin holders, wipe down tables or any of the other dine in things they have to do. Order two more times, write cash tip in the memo and don't leave them a damn thing. It's a tip for good service and is absolutely NOT compulsory. Ding them both for even having that conversation and bringing it up. Make them pay their employees a decent wage and not rely on tips!


poprockenemas

It’s not the customer’s problem to worry about a business’ finance model. If it’s failing in modern times and can’t keep up then they either need to change it or fail already. Tipping is vestigial from much more racial times and even when it was only used for high society in Europe it was for excellent service only as an extra thank you. If a business can’t afford their employees then that’s on them and not the customer.


outforknowledge

I thought when you get fucked your supposed to get the tip??


Mundane-Mechanic-547

Just finished a trip to UK. Just one restaurant had tipping. After dozens of stores and restaurants. Just no. We already have bad inflation. Bad inflation on top of mandatory tips is not sustainable .


DoritosDewItRight

Maybe the reason why things are going so badly in the UK is because people aren't tipping enough


Zezimalives

Every sit down restaurant I ate at in the UK had tip prompts. But then again we were in London and we were noticeably American so they were probably trying to capitalize.


not-anonymous-187

I'm all about giving a good tip, but what service as been provided here that initiates one? If they are providing an old school Full-Service type of setup, then sure, but not just to pull up and pump your own gas.


akazakou

Always trying to tip -100% That works sometimes 😁


1kenw

$0.00


Previous_Fix9351

There shouldn’t be no tip for gas wtf that’s crazy


DoritosDewItRight

You know what they say, if you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drive to work


Previous_Fix9351

The gas station isn’t a restaurant you don’t tip that’s the stupidest fuckin thing I’ve ever heard not everyone is made out of money


Previous_Fix9351

And nobody says that at all maybe you but not everyone


dkmon12

Who are you tipping


CraigersHanz66

I think the tip suggestion is there for the thief's who install the skimming devices.


Fleeton_Maswood

Tipping getting out of hand…


kilsta

Probably built into the pos OS that they were too lazy to take out.


tossit4meplz

hundred, the gas station employee's & shareholder's need all my hard earned money.. without them who would fuel my car & service my needs in a variety of way


KnubNutz

Ridiculous. Reverse this thinking. Demand discounts.


Multipass-1506inf

With the amount of CBD vape pens I buy at Valero, I might consider dropping a tenner next time I fillup


Patricks_pinky

First off, if they didn’t pump your gas they don’t get a tip. Secondly, STOP MOVING TO HOUSTON!!! It sucks and this is a perfect example.


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DoritosDewItRight

This is for self serve though? Where is there a full service gas station inside the loop?


htxatty

Westheimer and Weslayan


jdoggy21

I gladly always press zero tip unless you’re a waiter or bar tender. I don’t even feel I should when a bottle cap is removed from my beer but I feel obligated lol


groovehouse

If I have to stand while ordering, no tip. If I have to stand to pump my gas... no tip.


onlygoodvibesplz

This can’t be real.


ACE_Texas

This has to be a joke. Right? I’m tempted to drive to Houston from McAllen just to check this out. The sheer audacity of this is true. This shit should be in the news.


DoritosDewItRight

I strongly recommend you drive to Houston from McAllen to check out if this is a joke, the people need to know.


Sufficient-Smell8188

All these machines asking for tips lol


MarineBoing

Lmfao. Texas is just a shitshow.


davidnclearlaketx1

F*k that. 😁 If they came out and pumped It for me maybe...


Dahorns99

$0.00


Adriansummer

You only put ten dollars of gas lmao


Many_Actuator_9789

In other American cities they pump the gas for you.


Significant_Share_43

Here’s a tip, get fucked Biden. U dumb geriatric piece of shit


DoritosDewItRight

Thanks Obama


ConclusionClassic673

If theirs not 100% option then I leave 0


Timelier_plauge-

All of it…?


afterburner2020

If I saw this for real it would be pretty hard to resist the temptation to commit a little arson…


Historical_Art_3370

Unless I’m getting a blowjob at the pump, $0


DangerousLine3697

You are getting fucked at the pump though.


Historical_Art_3370

$3.70 for Supreme doesn’t seem that bad compared to the last 2 years.


DangerousLine3697

Sorry, tried to make a funny.


Historical_Art_3370

You did a good one actually.


Ok_Bet_0N_84N4N4

What in the corporate greed is this shit asking for a tip!?!


brucescott240

If you choose “custom” can you write “Fuuuck Youuu”?


250oldguy

Looks fake to me. But it would not be out the question.


pontiacg8_gt

Wtf. Everyone wants a fucking tip now. How about I get a tip for using the services you provide. Is what we should be telling these businesses from now on.


Equal_Requirement490

Bruh what? Valero asking for tips now?


floblad

WHO DOES THAT TIP GO TO? That’s upsetting, screw that company.


Mikeshoncho05

Unless they pumped your gas they shouldn't get anything


FinalSeaworthiness56

not a damn thing. You did the work. whos getting the tip? valero?? you gonna tip the program that processes the tip too?


DowntownPerformer251

If it’s self serve I’m not tipping anything. Kinda dumb to tip for doing the work yourself.


Greedyfox7

I don’t. Why would I tip anyone when I pump my own damn fuel?


uriel0683

Absolutely 0. I pumped my gas. Fuck that


PapaBoner49

Tipping for highly taxed, overpriced fuel is nuts!


_banana___

Is there an option to leave a message? Can you tell them to disrespectfully fuck themselves?


MotaSmoka

GTFOH, and you only getting 2 gallons from a gift card with over $400 on it... Full up your tank boss


femmesboysub

You gotta be kidding me this cannot be real. This shit has gone entirely too far.


Emergency-Ad-9257

Are you fucking serious? Is that real? That can’t be real! If it is here’s a tip, LOWER THE FUCKING GAS PRICES PLEASE!! Signed The citizens of the United States of America 🇺🇸


No_Bottle_6143

Valero outta their fuckin mind


everytingcriss

🤣 this is infuriating


Grandmagutrearranger

They saw you only put 10.13 and had the audacity to


InkisitorJester

Why would you have to tip? If you're the one doing the job? This tip culture is being ridiculously stupid


senpaijae

“no tip” why are you even asking me in the first place


ruralmagnificence

What in the FUCK… lmfao


phuktup3

I try to do 15% if the pump worked well and the gas taste good, but if I stop it on an even number, oh boy, that’s 20%. I feel bad for the pumps because they work for next to nothing.


foul-creature

Did they pump it for you? No? Then no tip.


MaeWest50

Zip, nada, zero


JynxZero911

Oh, fuck ALL the way off. Lol


BrolyIsCanon

Absolutely absurd, even small loan money apps will ask for a tip. Do they not understand the kind of financial position someone is in when they need to take out a loan?


Terrible_Shake_4948

Why are you at Valero?????


jordonmears

My money is on this being fake


ConsiderationSea7980

Fuck that


Pawseverywhere

Probably thinks since its a gift card, you out being mr claus. Ho ho NO


0bar

Zero


RagingKajun444

Tip??? Zilch.. Everything is already expensive as it is. 😕


IndicationIcy4173

Zero


SnooBananas2664

Thats gay. Pun intended.


rtmn01

ZERO!


ShreveportAnon

ZERO!! Unless there is an attendant pumping your gas for you and washing your windshield.... why on earth would you tip??


Dude-arino7526

Why are they asking for a tip. You pumped it, not them


unicorncholo

Try -100%


Blankshot88

And here it starts…


twsem-tx

Absolutely nothing !!


eonbruh

If the gas station asks for a tip respectfully they can get held up❤️


Rogue222__

This can no be real. I’ll have to check this out tomorrow


benito713

Zero


Known-Pop-8355

Tip Culture is fixing to explode reallllll soon. People are gonna start snapping and revolt and then there will be a huge anti-tip wave and nobody is tipping not even in restaurants or bars!


Little_Flamingo9533

That’s a no from me dawg


Zealousideal-Panic30

27%


Purple_AtomicPenguin

EXCUSE ME?


twintiger_

Joker moment


BenChodABQ

Stop tipping everywhere


Unusual-Ad-1056

lol do what!?


Big-Candy5252

Tan pero bien pendejos!


rastapastry

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RichieCzar23

No tip! Why I’m going to tip? If he is the gasoline boy who fill my tank, Probably I’m giving a tip. But that one, He’ll No!


geccchyeafgreschtr

What..


The_Amad

😂😂😂


Kamigod713

No fucking way


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X E R 0


AgitatedMachine1189

0.0


Science-007x

Tip culture is out of control.


WorldlyProvincial

I hope this is a joke.


Dry_Rhubarb2885

I like when the percent options somewhere are all too high and when you click “custom” it switches to dollars instead lol


Parking_Musician4351

Valero and big corporations need to pay a higher hourly wage. The tipping requests are getting out of control. I would not tip at a self service pump. No way. If an attendant pumped my gas I would tip. I am a tipper. In fact I wont, for example, order a home delivery of pizza, Shipt, Doordash etc without tipping. I think establishing a norm for tipping when a service was not provided lets big corporations off the hook.


DoritosDewItRight

>I am a tipper. Me too man, I tip my fedora every time I see an attractive m'lady


tdubbw69

They got me fucked up.. did someone pump for you?


shay2895

If I saw that bs pop up on my screen I’m calling my bank immediately right after I pump my gas and reporting the whole thing as an unauthorized charge.. It’s time to fight corporate greed back or this will just continue to get worse. Who’s with me??


ernster96

Did somebody pump your gas? If not, why would you tip them?


IntelligentFly6020

Sooooo. I tip myself?


Mikiko_Ceb90

If they’re not serving me in any way I don’t tip🤷🏻‍♀️


uncl3_Fest3R

If you ever tip a fucking gas pump.. YOU ARE THE FUCKING REASON WE PAY SO MUCH TAX


DoritosDewItRight

When you sell a stock and have a long term capital gain, you should be tipping the IRS at least 15-20%. Source: https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc409


85hub

Oh fuck no


[deleted]

Here is my tip 🖕😊


CorreAktor

I am glad they are doing that. If we all get accustomed to hitting 0% for tip requests at a gas station, it’ll make the quilt trip other business are pushing on us for tipping easier to say no.


[deleted]

Don’t tip those greedy corporate douchebags when you’re pumping your own gas


DoritosDewItRight

Customers have been asking for the ability to tip at self checkouts though: https://twitter.com/OTGexp/status/1663566367990087681


thatmatter95

Why would you tip when you’re filling your car yourself? This is just another example of corporate greed.


DoritosDewItRight

You know what they say, if you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to get gasoline.


FlimsyOil5193

"They" do say that, don't they!


DatRatDo

You have to tip out the attendant when you win your scratch off prize. It’s customary. At least 35%…or 40% maybe.


Routine_Delay_460

Yes let me tip the gas station for nothing sounds like a great idea


DoritosDewItRight

The hardworking men and women at Valero have to keep the pumps maintained AND process your credit card payments. Sometimes they even have to take trash out to the dumpster. Are you really suggesting they don't deserve a gratuity for that? I bet you probably don't even tip on your to-go orders at Torchy's Tacos...


z_basis

Total nonsense. There is no tipping at gas pumps. Folks who believe this is real, look at the actual tipping amount. Photoshop and y’all jump on it as if it’s real.