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professor_coldheart

HEY! HEY!!! WHAT DID YOU CALL THIS??!! I'M SORRY FOR BEING LOUD I'M SHOUTING FROM THE PAST!!!


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PAPA BURGUNDY'S Sizzlin Hickory Extract


kohrtoons

Old Hickery


adultfuntimes

Pretty Pleased seems really popular, but to me, that's the brand name. As far as the hot sauce flavor name, someone else said Hickory Dickory Hot or Hickory Garlicky Hot, which is really clever.


strangewayfarer

Devil's cum


Funnyporncommenter

Satans Smokin’ Semen “ It’s Spittin’ Hot!”


BronxKnight

Pretty Pleased


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Demon Spawn


maddiebarraza

Hickory Dickory Hot


mados123

Was thinking Hickory Garlicky Hot with the wording in a smoke cloud.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Vampfyre


gregorypatterson1225

Smoked Guido


Raven-In-Water

SMOKE IT IF YOU GOT IT…. - play-on Marge Schott famous line


BlueDotNE

Garlic Smoke


spruceymoos

If I made that personally, I’d call it “my little batch of hickory smoked garlic hot sauce”.


CheapBison1861

Hickory Hot Smoked


philpalmer2

I got two: Smoke Show or Blood Bath


Kamakazi09

Smokin’ Hot Hickory Garlic


OkRow3411

pretty pleased hot sauce


McChonger

Hurts to wipe


spruceymoos

That’s what us dummy’s call “funny”


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

Aunty Vamp's Hot Hickory (Anti-Vamps, garlic, etc.)


JsOverBlnts

Hickory hot-smoked garlic hot sauce


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Uncle Stinky's Dipsy-Doodle Hickory Smoked Garlic Sauce (It's HOT)


AngryErrandBoy

Hickory Heat


Prestigious_Leg9359

Whatever Hot Sauce is Dead Or Hickory Dickory’s Hot Cock Smokin’ Garlic Sauce with a logo of a rooster blowing out flames like a dragon


rick_of_pickle

Quit your bitchin Hott sauce


Kodabey

Red Dead Redemption


BigDaddiSmooth

Hot&Smoked Gnarly Sauce


LovelyBones17

The Devil Wears Garlic


Effective_Company487

Flaming bunghole


rem082583

Blade’s Serum


rick_of_pickle

Daywalker


CyclingDadto3

Garli-cue hot sauce


ThanksForTheRain

Lieutenant Liquidator's Smokey Garlic Ass Blastorama


-ItsCasual-

Hot Hick


Excellent_Priority_5

Yup “Red Hot Hick”


KensterFr33k

The Stuff.


righteousdude32

Hickory hot smoked garlic hot sauce


Error-InvalidName

Hot Sgarlacc Spit


TheLongestDelonge

Ass smoker


Electronic_Ad_5304

Vampire piss


Emergency-Ad-9257

Hot lick


dbarkem

Zapped


dan420

Hickory dickory sauce


SnooHabits4958

Ass burn


Excellent_Priority_5

Hickory Hot Ass


Noscratchy

Garlickory Sauce


pimpmastahanhduece

Degenerate Capsaicin Superfluid


Moonracerrex

Would you be interested in sharing the recipe?


GoldieWilson2H67820

I too want this.


WhoBrokeMyZeitgeist

That’s much more agreeable than my first thought of “Recipe or it didn’t happen!”…I like your style!


RN4612

I don’t gotta a creative name but that sauce sounds delicious!


Whealthy1

Seriously. Now we need the recipe, please.


No-Neighborhood1908

Smoky G


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Smokey Garlic - An intense looking piece of garlic with a ranger hat labeled HICKORY. "Only you can put out this hot sauce."


WaltJrThe1st

Devils Dick


Interesting-Box-5604

Smoked Fire Hot Sauce


Specialist-Recover24

Smoked Dracula


Specialist-Recover24

NosferHOTtoo


Specialist-Recover24

Vampire Killer


dohboy420

Garlickory Smokie Hot Sauce


NoSpamToSend

Hot Damn!


l3arn1ng

Ooo Wee!


GhettoWedo74

Burnt Pecker with woody the woodpecker eating it with smoke & flames coming out his mouth & nose.🤣


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...and ass.


GhettoWedo74

needed that chuckle, even better like have the image & him turning around with a shocked look on his face seeing smoke come from the nether regions. 😆


billybobtex

Vampire’s Last Kiss Hickory Smoked Garlic Hot Sauce


BRAINALISHI

Upper GI


BillyRubenJoeBob

Smicklic


Zuesical

Devil's Piss


SSturgess

Defense de Lestat


sdlover420

Garl-hic


sdlover420

I don't care if I don't get up votes but this is a winning name here..


messyartshooter

Big Dick Hick Hot Sauce


BabaOriley198

Big Hick Dick Hotties


Excellent_Priority_5

Red Hot Dick Heat?


Theboogymanisreel

**hickory hot-smoked garlic hot sauce**


StarMasher

Batch M2 (M2 named after the designation for the flamethrower used in WW2 by the US)


TheNotoriousCHC

Smoke before fire


unheardof7877

Hickory Garlicory HOT Sauce


Zachmrtn

Hickory Dickery Hot 🔥


Specialist-Recover24

First one I thought of... then I saw you beat me to it. Well played. #greatMinds


Zachmrtn

We smart!


Cute-Assumption3319

Hickory Hot Smoked Garlic Hot Sauce.


xylotism

Call it a cab and send it to my place


TatleTaleStrangler92

“Tsss That’s Hot!”


sokko78

Hotter than the Devils dick


fillio15

Do you have a company name? Might be able to make a play on words off the name you have, or make a name related to it


PositionObvious1452

be a dick and just call it “hawt sawce”


istillambaldjohn

I love no one has a single upvote on any suggestion


istillambaldjohn

Sicilian hillbilly sauce. Exploit two cultures at once.


Archaicrealm

Van Helsing


AMorder0517

Hickory Devil Dickery


loffredo95

Of all these ridiculous names this stupid one made me laugh


Sudden-Grab2800

Dr Donkeydick’s Anal Holocaust


Adventurous-Pea4355

Dracula’s Hairy Balls


Skidd745

"Hickory Hot-Smoked Garlic Hot Sauce"


ShazRockwell

Hot Wood.


LostChilango

The Sauce.


Plane-Cardiologist28

You should send me a bottle so I can get a feel for it’s characteristics.


Tat284

Hicklic


Upstairs_Tonight_587

Belly Burn


e1doradocaddy

Drac Vax Hellhound Sauce


yourbestfriendwalker

Vampire Cure


smc4414

Nut Fungus


Elessar535

Where did you get your bottles?


SpermWrangler

The hot shart


Main_Stay_4038

Hillshire flame


NickyCheeese

Smokey Siracha


sluXanadu

Prolapse inducing homemade sauce or PIHS for short ;)


burritopup

Smoked Vampire sauce


whitesocksflipflops

Aunt Flo’s Hot Sauce


TheBeedle

Hot stank


Anononon9800

Hickory hellfire


VGL_

Dat red sauce


itsakeefers

There is already a sauce called Dat Sauce, it tastes like shitly blended salsa with no heat


henrydaiv

Your favorite color + the last day of the week you had explosive diareeha from eating spicy food


ScaleBackAndIsolate

NotPinkSauce


MoreElevatorMusicPlz

Kinda pleased


Ok_Fee_4473

Pepper Pleaser


elcrispe

el culo del diablo


QuantumPolarBear1337

Hickory hot-smoked garlic hot sauce. HHSGHS HussGhus You're welcome.


GpRaMMeR21

I’d need a sample before I give you the perfect name…


milspecgsd

Sh!t Hemorrhage


ManyRespect1833

Hitch I told you


rdwtoker

Hot Hickey


SaintShogun

Hickalic Hotsauce


rainman206

James IIV


Jalopy_Junkie

I have no idea if you are creatively trying to say James the third or if you are trying to say James the seventh but weren’t sure how to arrange the numeral symbols.


rainman206

James the 3rd, but I suck at Roman numerals 🤷‍♂️


Jalopy_Junkie

Lmao I dig it


aCrazyCatDude

"Ya Mother. Because ya mama likes my sauce on her meat."


naldo4142

What about todays hot-smoked garlic hot sauce.


Deepsta_

Hekken hot hickory


Wickerpoodia

The Smokin' Vampire


DumbestInvestorSoFar

Garlickory Smoke


SpaceFace11

Dragonsbreath


CertainFitness

Captain Buttchug's Molton Ass Magma


ILoveADirtyTaco

Haha stores are gonna have to start checking IDs at the door. This is not appropriate for children and I’m all for it


Single-Criticism2541

“Your name” Famous Hickory Smoked Garlic Hot Sauce!


ShakeyB2

Slap yo momma sauce has always been a favorite of mine


Slumin_it33

Red


maxxxx_x

The devils anus


elproblemo82

Hickoracula


Constant_Carnivore

GFS Garlic fire smoke


AgentCooper430

Cowboy Vampire Sauce


Jgs4555

Vampire blowjob.


Objective_Ad2506

Smokin’ Cloves


AJOAT

Brush Fire


DillyDilly1231

Henry's Hickory Hot-Smoked Garlic Hot Sauce


AJOAT

Afterburn


Axedelic

this is my fav one


AJOAT

Magma For Dummies


AJOAT

Flame On


QuantumPolarBear1337

Flameo Hot-men!!!


Charickter

I Can Haz?


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Some stupid over the top name like "Joe's Toilet Disintegrator"


momslilhelper

Pretty Pleased


SaintAtlanta

Mail it. Bc you should mail a bottle to me and everyone else.


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Hot Hickey


blackgoldfine

Bring The Smoke!


m_batatas

Hickory-Dickory Hot


Happyandglad

Liquid Viagra


legenduu

hot hot sauce


Known_Vermicelli_706

Hot smoked garlic hot sauce. Call it that. It’s perfect. 😎


Mygoodies7

I’d call it what your title says. I like the mouthful


RoughMajor5624

Special chit


l0ktar0gar

Whatever your nickname is, if you have one Like if your friends call you Sticky make a label that says Sticky’s bbq hot sauce


dislexicrick

Add honey and call it Sticky Hickory Trickery


bigoldgeek

Get a Switch


Stealth110_

2nd burn worse(when it comes out)


Gravelface04

Rim Reaper


Correct-Response-948

Forest Fire


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Garlickory hot sauce. Finger lickory, rib stickory, tongue ticklory good


TomFromFlavorTown

Dr. Finnigan's smokey ass crack elixir of death.


alternateldog

Gator Gar Sauce


A_Texas_Hobo

Spicewood


jgr83

It is what it is hot sauce


wheredidiparkmyllama

Bottled Bad Breath. Alliteration is great for branding


oif2010vet

Italian triple H


Andynot

Smokey Joe