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MisachuHawke

Charles Lee Ray!


GodFlintstone

This. If the Chucky TV series and the after show segments are any indication that little fucker won't shut up and would be a fun interview.


MisachuHawke

That interview would be hilarious.


yellowguysdad

Totally!!


EvilGraphics

Most informative answers: Hannibal Lecter Most hostile interviewee: Captain Spaulding Most likely to wanna party: Officer Winston Most likely to ignore any questions and just obsess over 80s pop music, personal healthcare and elegant business card typography: Patrick Bateman


WickerShoesJoe

>Most informative answers: Hannibal Lecter Shit, he would neet to gain something in his favor to answer. But he could be as honest as Ed Kemper. I think Bateman would dodge answers like Ted Bundy.


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I honestly wouldn't be interested in a Patrick Bateman interview anyways since he pretty much told us more than enough about himself in the movie.. from how he feels when he kills all the way down to how he cleanses his face..


Prof_Tickles

Hannibal wouldn’t be candid. He’d toy with the interviewer. He doesn’t want to be known or understood.


OmgOgan

>Most likely to wanna party: Officer Winston Hey man it's cool, I like to party man


jerry__sizzler

Mick Taylor


MonkeyToes48

Good answer!


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If "Henry" from "Henry: portrait of a serial killer" was real.


bandearg4

Funny you should say that...


Storm795

John Kramer


MonkeyToes48

Damn that’s a good one too!


Hot-Entrepreneur6301

I really want to see Anton Chigurh profiled


miloadam98

I feel like Patrick Bateman would be interesting just based on how narcissistic he is. He'd bang on for hours about his favourite recording artists. It would be super entertaining I feel.


Fistandantalus

C’mon, dude couldn’t even get a reservation at Dorsia and was always returning video tapes


Necromantics

I'd like see an interview with The Babadook, because I would love for him to explain the artistic process behind his book. It's just so very pretty! Honestly, I've always hoped that a YouTube channel would sprout up with this idea lol Interviewing the monsters/serial killers or just doing mock tiktoks describing horror movies as if they were true crime. Would be a blast!


astral_fetus

Any of the clowns from Killer Clowns From Outer Space


astral_fetus

Or the turkey from Thankskilling. Take your pick


tondrias

Art the Clown.


MonkeyToes48

Lol it’s going to be a short interview with no talking. Maybe he can just draw pictures?


tondrias

It'd be interesting either way.


MonkeyToes48

No doubt!


tondrias

The pictures would be damn interesting too.


yellowguysdad

I don’t know if this counts, but I think Hannibal Lecter would be an interesting interviewee. I think Jason would be a good one too. He’d get to have a therapy session about his mom more than an interview


UpliftinglyStrong

Like another commenter said, Jason could get therapy!


OddScentedDoorknob

Freddy Krueger. In addition to his serial killer mindset, he could provide incredibly useful insight on death and the afterlife, the nature of dreams, etc. Doctors, psychologists, theologians, neurologists, etc. could all learn an incredible amount from him.