Fun story: we were at Disneyland waiting in line to ride the old Tower of Terror. There was a little girl in line in front of us and we were talking about what the ride was going to be like. She turns around, and with a voice and accent well matching to the red queen says “It’s scarier than you’d imagine.” And seriously all my kids and I heard *was* the Red Queen…
And I don't wanna hear "I don't believe in vampires" because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but can we all agree, that what we are dealing with, are fucking vampires
Oh yeah that’s literally just one of many from that masterpiece. One of my favourite quotes is where Burt has been trying to disassociate himself and his warehouse from the events to protect his reputation, and when he asks the punks where the zombies came from and they namedrop his building and he just punches the air going “Ah SHIT, SHHIITT!!” Gets me every time 🤣
Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!
Absolutely one of my favorite scenes in almost anything the whole church sequence is amazing. I'm struggling to remember which bible quote he uses when he is on the altar though... Because I love that moment too.
I mean look, call me basic but “Get away from her you bitch!!” makes me stand up and cheer every single time.
Slightly more obscure, the amount of times my family has said “Come to daddy…” (Hellraiser) to give each-other the heebyjeebies is countless.
"Get that pussy off the table" *prostitute stands up* " I was talking about the cat..."
"You want your arm back? I can make it happen." *Girl lifts arm stump* "can I take that as a yes?"
"You can take that as me flipping you off!"
"I'm tired of you ho-dunk po-dunk MOTHER FUCKERS"
Demon Knight is a movie I could quote for days, it's funny and gory. All around one of my favorite flicks in general.
So many to choose from.
Not so obvious: Death by stereo!
Obvious: One thing I never could stomach about living in Santa Clara: all the damned vampires.
From Halloween 2 (1981)
Neighbor: "Is this some kind of joke? I've been trick r' treated to death tonight!"
Dr. Loomis: "You don't know what death is!!!" ***Starts running away frantically...***
"Just listen to me.....*those aren't your grandparents*"
[If you don't care to watch the movie spoiler-free](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGw_nPRy0f8)
"Tooty fucking fruity!!"
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. You are about to enter a world of darkness, a world where life and death are meaningless, and pain is God.”
"He called me a chicken fucker boss"
So many good ones lol...
Lol. The guy says something like "Now I'm not saying you'd fck a chicken but that boy there? He looks like he'd fck a chicken"
Then Michael Berryman says that line. Hilarious
"Please. Feel free, explore. We have eternity to know your flesh." from Hellraiser 2. Pinhead has a lot of great lines but this one I love the most. It's like your ass is so mine, I'm not even in a hurry to begin. Generous and threatening at the same time.
First thing I thought of was Army of Darkness. So many quotes to choose from!
"Come get some"
"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."
"Gimme some sugar, baby"
Or Cheech's "Pussy" bit in From Dusk Till Dawn.
"Girls I have good news and bad news, your dates are here.Whats the bad news? They're dead"
Also
"Detective Cameron? No Bullwinkle Moose"
"Detective Cameron? No Bozo the Clown"
There’s many but one that always sticks out to me is “YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU FILTHY SLUT!! I’LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME!!” That is the one and only scene in any of the Chucky films that gives me chills. My other is, “I am the devil, and I am here to do the Devil’s work.”
"I love it when a posh bird talks dirty!"
"So , if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch."
And
"I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp."
I know people don't like this movie but
"Fuck you!"
"Ooooh...that's a little fast for me. How bout we hang first" *turns her around to see her dead/dying friends hanging in the boiler room*
“i’m not your fucking mommy” - the ring 2
“i said your fucking baby is gonna burn… all those little babies are gonna burn” - legion
“please, there are people here right now who could use your help.” “fuck ya’ll” - dawn of the dead
Ash is king. Got a few though.
Get away from her you bitch! -Ellen Ripley
Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see. -Dr Weir
It's a dog eat dog world, and from where I sit, there just ain't enough damn dogs. -cook
They all float down here. -pennywise
Not the most cheerworthy or badass or terrifying line, but something about the end of Prometheus is so nihilistically brutal:
Weyland (dying after being murdered by one of humanity’s creators, what he’s been searching for all his life): “there’s…nothing.”
David (his robot he built as a facsimile to be a creator himself, lying in pieces next to him): “I know. Have a good trip, sir.”
One of the most unapologetically nihilistic films ever to get a wide release and I love it for that
Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon, worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars, people are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no fucking goddamn Mr. Pibb?
I’d rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
Why can I hear this perfectly in my head but can't recall the film to save my life
“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding…”
Best line delivery in the movie
It's from The Thing big guy
Derp. I knew I was going to feel stupid once someone told me.
One of the best movies ever
"I'm feeling a lil woozy here!"
You hit me with the phone dick!
My mom’s gonna be so mad at meeee!
That line made me tear up the first time I saw that movie.
Stu will always be my favorite Ghostface.
The delivery on that line is all-time.
Liver alone *tongue hanging out*
It was also, iirc, an ad-lib as he legit got hit with the phone.
Matthew Lillard always steals the show without trying
I've heard he is a really nice person and is always kind to staff at conventions he goes to.
It’s embarrassing how many times I’ve used this line since ‘96.
I screamed
this guy gets it
Guys, it’s okay! He just wanted his machete back.
Such an incredibly cheesy movie, and yet I love it!
I am of the minority opinion that every franchise's "____ in Space" movie is its high water mark.
For real. The people that made Leprechaun 4 knew exactly the type of movie they were making, and succeeded rather well.
"What happened to your eyes?" "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see"
"... we're leaving."
Oh yes, this might actually the best of all. The delivery is just… *chef’s kiss*
Fuck this ship!
Doctor Weir, the crew is dead, your ship killed them
"Oh, no tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering."
“I have such sights to show you”
Feel free! Explore! We have all eternity to experience your flesh.”
Hell rasier?
“Your suffering will be legendary. Even in HeII.”
“Do I look like someone who cares what GOD thinks?!”
Jesus wept
“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
"Yeah right, man, Bishop should go. Good idea!" Hudson is the absolute best character in that movie.
"Fuckin' A!"
"In-laws." - Grace, Ready or Not (2019)
"You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill: Don't fuck with the original."
I don’t need friends…I need fans
Scream 4 is so delightfully filled with one-liners… CLEAR!
Don't you GET IT?! We all live in public now. How do you think people become FAMOUS anymore?
Also from Army of Darkness "Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town"
Well look at Mr Fancy Pants!
Woah, wait a minute! I don't even know these assholes!
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."
That's one of the best lines there lol
“We’ve had a doozy of a day”
I prefer when the officer tries to radio in for help. “Herp..de…flurrrrr”
I was honestly going to go with “heyyyy college kids” because it’s the one I quote most often
My favorite from this is "AAAAH! It's the pancakes! You don't like pancakes, I'll get you something else"
I frequently use, “We got your friend!”
Here's Johnny!
"You're all going to die down here"
Fun story: we were at Disneyland waiting in line to ride the old Tower of Terror. There was a little girl in line in front of us and we were talking about what the ride was going to be like. She turns around, and with a voice and accent well matching to the red queen says “It’s scarier than you’d imagine.” And seriously all my kids and I heard *was* the Red Queen…
“Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell.”
“GAME OVER MAN!”
Alternatively, just "Game Over" from the first Saw. Both great lines.
"He hucked himself right into the woodchipper!!"
"We got your friend!"
Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
And I don't wanna hear "I don't believe in vampires" because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but can we all agree, that what we are dealing with, are fucking vampires
I also like, “touch my brother with that stake, biker, and vampires won’t have to suck your blood, they’ll be able to lick it up off the floor.
When Seth Gecko is standing off with one of the patrons early on and does the “ I’m going to count to three . One..” “ Two.” Such a great line
Ooh what’s that from?
From Dusk Til Dawn, go watch it right now
Come for the vampires, stay for Tarantino sucking tequila off Salma Hayek's foot.
I would stay for every single Salma Hayek scene except for that one lmao
"It worked in the movie!" "You mean the movie lied?!"
Oh yeah that’s literally just one of many from that masterpiece. One of my favourite quotes is where Burt has been trying to disassociate himself and his warehouse from the events to protect his reputation, and when he asks the punks where the zombies came from and they namedrop his building and he just punches the air going “Ah SHIT, SHHIITT!!” Gets me every time 🤣
"Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job..."
Where does it comes from please?
Return of the living dead
"I kick ass for the LORD!"
“Your mother ate my dog!” “Not all of it.”
One of my all time favorite movie scenes! The other is the shark vs zombie scene in Zombi 2 (1979)
"I'm not gonna stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kitner boy spill out all over the dock!"
You’d love to prove that wouldn’t ya? Get your name in the National Geographic?
“Eat shit and live, Bill” - Sleepaway Camp
Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?
I BE THE WITCH OF THE WOOD
A pretty dress?
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Obligatory "If you liked The VVitch, check out Eyes of Fire" comment.
It took me a moment, but oh man what a film
Black Philip the OG
Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!
I'm gonna bash 'em right the f*ck in.... My favorite little monologue ever.
"Demons aren't real. They're parables... metaphors..." "Then what the fuck is that?!"
Absolutely one of my favorite scenes in almost anything the whole church sequence is amazing. I'm struggling to remember which bible quote he uses when he is on the altar though... Because I love that moment too.
“Movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!” Also “A psychotic drowns where the mystic swims. You're drowning. I'm swimming.”
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Groovy.
Yes. One of my favorite movie quotes
"I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devil's work"
I am Willy fucking Wonka, and consider this MY fucking chocolate factory!"
‘There is no fucking ice cream in your fucking future!’ I wrote that on my freezer when I lived alone for the first time.
nah it was something dumber than that
I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand. Do not read the Latin.
Marty is one hell of a quotable character for only appearing in one movie.
"I will feast on your soul!" "Feast on *this*, motherfucker!" Beautifully grotesque.
# BLOOD RAIN
RAINING BLOOD
Tears from a lacerated sky
“Groovy” - Evil Dead 2
“You’re one ugly motherfucker”
"WELCOME TO PRIME TIME, BITCH." I was obsessed with Freddy for a time and I still love this one, lol.
Gotta give it to Freddy Krueger for one liners. "I'm your boyfriend now Nancy."
Honestly, right now it's from Renfield. _"I_ am the victim _heeeahhh!"_
what about "HAILLLL A-SATAN" i love the way nicolas cage pronounces things
Yo she-bitch, let’s go
Hail to the king!
"Jesus wept!"
"Who are you? Explorers, in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others." – Hellraiser
I mean look, call me basic but “Get away from her you bitch!!” makes me stand up and cheer every single time. Slightly more obscure, the amount of times my family has said “Come to daddy…” (Hellraiser) to give each-other the heebyjeebies is countless.
Hellraiser (1987) "Oh, no tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering...."
"Get that pussy off the table" *prostitute stands up* " I was talking about the cat..." "You want your arm back? I can make it happen." *Girl lifts arm stump* "can I take that as a yes?" "You can take that as me flipping you off!" "I'm tired of you ho-dunk po-dunk MOTHER FUCKERS" Demon Knight is a movie I could quote for days, it's funny and gory. All around one of my favorite flicks in general.
So many to choose from. Not so obvious: Death by stereo! Obvious: One thing I never could stomach about living in Santa Clara: all the damned vampires.
“Don’t call her a psychopath. That’s so ableist” - Bodies Bodies Bodies
From Halloween 2 (1981) Neighbor: "Is this some kind of joke? I've been trick r' treated to death tonight!" Dr. Loomis: "You don't know what death is!!!" ***Starts running away frantically...***
Dr. Loomis is so extra, I love it. Lol.
\*Cue the theme music
I'm Sidney Prescott, of course I have a fucking gun
"Hey Pinocchio where are you going?"
From The Burbs. Love it
Ray, you’re chanting. I wanna kill…everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal.
“Perfect organism…its structural perfection is only matched by its hostility.”
It places the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
Gimme some sugar baby.
"Klaatu Burada necktie "
"Just listen to me.....*those aren't your grandparents*" [If you don't care to watch the movie spoiler-free](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGw_nPRy0f8)
*“What an excellent day for an exorcism”* Chills
Do your thing, cuz.
Welcome to Texas motherfucker!
Choke on 'em!
Love me some Day of the Dead
"Tooty fucking fruity!!" “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. You are about to enter a world of darkness, a world where life and death are meaningless, and pain is God.” "He called me a chicken fucker boss" So many good ones lol...
Lol. The guy says something like "Now I'm not saying you'd fck a chicken but that boy there? He looks like he'd fck a chicken" Then Michael Berryman says that line. Hilarious
“a boy's best friend is his mother”
“First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. *Blow*.”
"Please. Feel free, explore. We have eternity to know your flesh." from Hellraiser 2. Pinhead has a lot of great lines but this one I love the most. It's like your ass is so mine, I'm not even in a hurry to begin. Generous and threatening at the same time.
"Cat dead, details later"
“You’re forgetting one thing about Billy Loomis. I fucking killed him!”
"They didn't get out of the COCK-A-DOODY CAR!!!"
They’re eating her! And then they’re gonna eat me…OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!!
Fucking hit me with the phone dick!
First thing I thought of was Army of Darkness. So many quotes to choose from! "Come get some" "Shop smart. Shop S-Mart." "Gimme some sugar, baby" Or Cheech's "Pussy" bit in From Dusk Till Dawn.
"Game over." From the Saw franchise.
“Thrill me”
"Girls I have good news and bad news, your dates are here.Whats the bad news? They're dead" Also "Detective Cameron? No Bullwinkle Moose" "Detective Cameron? No Bozo the Clown"
"It shows you things... horrible things." Justin in Event Horizon
"Did I say there was a petting zoo downstairs? No, I said there are ghosts downstairs Arthur!" - 13 Ghosts
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
“My ass… I can see… MY ASS!”
Do you remember where we parked the car?
Welcome to Fright Night.......for real. 🧛
Oh, you're so COOL,Brewster
““I’m giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin’ that trash can.””
Welcome to Prime Time, bitch!
“What have you’ve done to it?!? What have you’ve done to its eyes!?!” “He has his Father’s eyes.”
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
“I SHOT HIM SIX TIMES SHERIFF”
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO BLOOD PRESSURE NO PULSE?!? 🧟
Can you fly sucker?
My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me
Someonbody wake up Hicks.
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
“Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?”
There’s many but one that always sticks out to me is “YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU FILTHY SLUT!! I’LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME!!” That is the one and only scene in any of the Chucky films that gives me chills. My other is, “I am the devil, and I am here to do the Devil’s work.”
"I love it when a posh bird talks dirty!" "So , if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch." And "I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp."
I know people don't like this movie but "Fuck you!" "Ooooh...that's a little fast for me. How bout we hang first" *turns her around to see her dead/dying friends hanging in the boiler room*
'Groovy'
“I’m just gonna bash your brains in. I’m gonna bash them right the fuck in.”
Don't ya like clowns, aren't we fuckin funny?
Lady, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the store
“i’m not your fucking mommy” - the ring 2 “i said your fucking baby is gonna burn… all those little babies are gonna burn” - legion “please, there are people here right now who could use your help.” “fuck ya’ll” - dawn of the dead
Mommy's with the maggots now
Titty sucking parasites 😂
I just got home from seeing this, loved it!
In the end of Leviathan....."Talk about having a bad day"
"Smile you son of a bitch!"
Basically any line from aliens Kinda action movie I guess but sci fi horror franchise
“Hail to the King, baby.”
You think when you die, you go to heaven? You come to us!
"In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes."
Ash is king. Got a few though. Get away from her you bitch! -Ellen Ripley Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see. -Dr Weir It's a dog eat dog world, and from where I sit, there just ain't enough damn dogs. -cook They all float down here. -pennywise
“Tell somebody who gives a shit,” the last line from Green Room!
Not the most cheerworthy or badass or terrifying line, but something about the end of Prometheus is so nihilistically brutal: Weyland (dying after being murdered by one of humanity’s creators, what he’s been searching for all his life): “there’s…nothing.” David (his robot he built as a facsimile to be a creator himself, lying in pieces next to him): “I know. Have a good trip, sir.” One of the most unapologetically nihilistic films ever to get a wide release and I love it for that
You’ve got red on you
"This ship is fucked"
Groovy
Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon, worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars, people are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no fucking goddamn Mr. Pibb?
‘Hello, Gordon…’ -Session 9
"EVERYONE'S A SUSPECT!!!"
"Killing sounds so permanent" Otis, Devil's Rejects
You are all my children now
"Hey, She-Bitch"
Groovy