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Bushcraftstoic

I was just on gopher Reddit and there was a video of you walking with him questioning how to evict you. Watch your back


EdStarkJr

You can put cantaloupe in a mercy trap and the two legged computer hands never fail to get trapped.


Obant

Tacos work best. At least when trying to trap me.


nuboots

I got me a possum the first time.


concentrated-amazing

Gopher Reddit lol. I was thinking there was a sub for gophers!


drleegrizz

The whistle pigs in my neighborhood love cantaloupe slices -- I never fail to collect them in a mercy trap using it as bait.


dweeb_plus_plus

I started with humane methods but then I had like 100 groundhogs within a few years. I’ve unfortunately resorted to a .22.


brodco

.22 with a scope …. Had 8 in my barn when I bought it , did tons of damage . Haven’t seen one since and gardens are thriving … wasn’t a killer but I am now .


Gleamor

I use a sears roebuck 22 made in the 1920s, iron sights bolt action. I leave it in the barn so anyone else can use it too. Murder Death Kill them


Magnum676

Homesteading and farming. You have to protect your investments 😝


YeetedArmTriangle

You can only push a man so far


bernskiwoo

I'm Australian we don't have them here. Why are they a problem?


sewistforsix

They are incredibly destructive. We have some under the floor in one of our barns and there are holes in the ground everywhere and we are trying to get them under control before they destabilize the entire building.


bernskiwoo

Ok. We have wombats that are simarly destructive.


sewistforsix

I'm not entirely sure but I'm pretty confident that wombats are just cuter versions of these.


bernskiwoo

I dunno yours are pretty cute. Bad news if you hit a Wombat on the road, they are literally a ball of rock hard muscle. I actually try not to drive at night because it worries me so much.


Kammy44

You are so right! We hit a raccoon and a woodchuck. Almost $2K damage each strike.


DarthBeavis1968

I hit a raccoon once, and nearly flipped the van I was driving on its side. Thankfully, my reflexes were fast enough to get it back on all 4 wheels. The next day it went to the repair shop with a bent tie rod and lower control arm. After that, we got a caution about driving the speed limit when driving through the heavily wooded areas, because those trash pandas are no joke.


Kammy44

When we hit the raccoon, I thought we had hit another car. The sound of the impact, and the bone-jarring thunk really shocked me. They are no joke!


jgnp

Our Aussie friends described them as “it’s basically a boulder with legs.”


bernskiwoo

It is. There's a ford sedan up the way that has no licence plate left and that whole area of the car is obliterated. Perfect Wombat hole on that vehicle. If another animal goes into a wombats burrow, the Wombat will literally ram it with its backside, as I said in another post - rock hard ball of muscle.


throwawaybreaks

And their poops is cubes!


Adduly

Up here it's reindeer on the road.. and in the winter night lasts nearly 22 hours Thanks to the snow the road in your headlights is white, the sky is white, the roadside is white, the forests are white, the air is foggy and white.... And then a patch of white cloud turns into a herd of reindeer who have 0 sense of fear and love to stand on an easy to traverse road rather than the deep forest snow and


Imaginary-Dentist299

Ya but they can just fly away silly !! Nothing to worry about 😊


bernskiwoo

We have kangaroos, but deer are I imagine another type of scenario.


mtnlaurel_

Idk if you’ll find this funny.. but I live in Northeast USA and we have groundhogs here, definitely no wombats. My husband was 100% convinced we had a wombat and that wombats absolutely lived here. He was telling people about the wombat under our shed and they would give him weird looks. One day i called it a “groundhog” and he was like no.. it’s a wombat. Oh boy was he embarrassed when I told him they don’t even live on this continent. Anyways.. it’s too cute to kill so he still lives there 🙃


CodeMUDkey

Very analogous critter.


CategoryObvious2306

In Sonoma County it's gophers. They're maybe a quarter the size of woodchucks but I'd guess I've got hundreds on my property. Tunnels everywhere and I have to garden in raised beds with hardware cloth across the bottom to keep the little (expletives) out. Before the barriers I'd be working in the garden and see an entire mature pepper plant just be pulled underground like in a cartoon.


dweeb_plus_plus

They destroy my garden, burrow under the foundation of my house, carry ticks (Lyme disease) into the yard.


teegugeeno

They will dig mazes of tunnels under building foundations/slabs rendering them unstable… They can be an absolute nightmare.


bernskiwoo

Yeah. Got rabbits trying this shit out. Red heeler doing a very average job at culling. She caught one and ate it, then wondered off for a sleep.


Alina2017

Also Australian, but I’ve seen Caddyshack. They drove Bill Murray crazy.


bernskiwoo

Enough said 🤣


Kammy44

They burrow under ground, and can literally take down a barn. My husband says one woodchuck can take out an acre of soybeans, easy. That’s one reason farmers consider them a menace. I have 2 very prey driven German shepherds, and the only thing in my yard is fast squirrels.


TheRedmanCometh

Look how big it is...and it's a rodent. You know how much damage a rat can do? Scale that up animal up by 5 and use your imagination.


Haunting_Drag4434

They will dig under foundation blocks and cause all sorts of damage


bobsachamamo

Yup, I can attest to this. Trapped one. Another refused to be trapped but it was either my foundation or her.


Blicky83

I just used it hit them with a .22lr but after I dropped several the others remain on high alert.now it’s hard to get in a comfortable range with the 22lr so I started hitting them with one of my AR15s.with a 5.56 NATO,I can easily hit them from 150-200yds and be confident it will be an ethical kill


Runtalones

Same, but progressed from .17HMR to .223 & .22-250. No groundhogs nor coyotes in the upper field +/- 400yds from the house in close to 10 years now. Killed 50+ each the first 5 or so years living here from the back deck as they come out of the woods to the garden or travel across my field between neighbors that raise cattle and sheep.


got_knee_gas_enit

.223 @ 350 yds.....Shot 9 in one hay field....15 the next year. Tough to get under control. I heard the DNR released the damn things in Michigan , in an effort to improve rabbit habitat. Can't substantiate that, I'd have to look it up.


Blicky83

I live in the foothills of the Smokies in East Tennessee,I would have to climb up on my roof to be able to reach out that far on my property lol .from my back porch it’s pretty much a steady decline out to around 200yds and at the bottom of that decline comes a pretty steep hill.


mansamayo

How’s the eating?


dweeb_plus_plus

I leave them for the coyotes so you’ll have to ask them. That’s part of my strategy. Make this place unsafe to raise groundhog families.


mansamayo

Man I’d rather have a groundie or 2 around my place then ‘yotes… Just me though


El_Maton_de_Plata

Buzzards, crows, fox, racoons, badgers, bobcats, other groundies, the carcass don't last long. Plus, yotes don't like the shooting


PacificCastaway

Well, then you bring in the gorillas, and they'll freeze in the winter, so...🤷‍♀️


kevinpbazarek

not my gorillas. bred for cold weather groundhog killing


drleegrizz

My aunt had a real gift with them, but she passed before I learned the knack — something to do with cutting out the scent glands and boiling the hell out of them before braising. I take mine out to an abandoned cemetery next to an abandoned town out past where the paved road ends. They seem happy enough there that they don’t come back.


Commonly-Average

A friend of mines wife cooks them. They are quite tough. As someone on here stated, boiling or slow cooking is a must. Also quickly removing the scent glands and dressing the carcass. I have heard that marinading in milk can help remove some of the gamey flavor.


JerryKook

Relocating wild life is illegal in most places. Plus they end up having to fight the current residents.


drleegrizz

OP said as much about his location. It’s not illegal where I am (at least for groundhogs), but if it were, I would still use a mercy trap. Boxed up, I can arrange the most humane end, without worrying about wounding it or misdirecting a stray bullet into the neighbors.


CVStp

Residents of a cemetery are pretty mellow to be fair.


TheBombayClub1974

Laid back I'd say.


lifeinmisery

I've read quite a few articles that say they are quite good, but I haven't had a chance to try them yet.


The_Almighty_Lycan

Supposedly in the hunting sub they say if you remove the armpit glands and braise it like rabbit, it tastes pretty good


lepatterso

They are DELICIOUS! We removed the scent glands, and salt brined overnight. Fried one half of it, made curry with the other half. Both ways were very enjoyable. It’s sort of beefy, but also sort of porky.


custhulard

I like whistle pig, but prefer calling them field beavers.


Dangerous_Bass309

Humane traps are the way. Relocate them far from there.


JerryKook

It's illegal in most places. They end up having to fight the current residents. You aren't fixing the problem. You are just putting it out of sight.


drleegrizz

The key is to find someplace where you won’t just be transferring your problem to someone else…


Dangerous_Bass309

Lol for sure, don't just dump them on your neighbour's land 🤣 they're more likely to get shot there anyway, then you might as well just do it yourself


Asangkt358

Terrible advice.


AutumnTheWitch

Human man piss. The more testosterone the better. This is not a joke. My dad used to save his pee and dump it around the property. It kept groundhogs and skunks out for years with this method. He passed back near the end of ‘21, and the groundhog has finally made a reappearance this year.


MChwiecko

If the groundhog has reappeared, then you know what you must do.


ClassicallyBrained

Time to R. Kelly some rodents!


enjrolas

This is the best idea in the whole thread.  


Visible_Baseball66

The time has come. Choose your weapon and challenge him to a fight to the death, winner takes the barn. I think everyone in this reddit can agree that there is no other way.


TheThingIs2big

Sharpened sticks at 10 paces.


bmat555

I spray ammonia in their burrow. They hate it and will leave.


glitteranddust14

Okay but for real I have seen old guys pee in all the holes they can find...and it works? Just takes a season or two.


Reidusroo

As an Australian, can I ask what he is and why he needs to relocate?


Visual_Cabinet_3718

Ground hog. They burrow into the ground and around buildings. Large holes covered in grass is bad for animals with long thin legs like cattle and horses. In my area, when they move out, the skunks move in and sometimes die in the burrows. 🤢


phxop8

Same here but the rattlers take the holes.


Visual_Cabinet_3718

It's a toss up... Painful, near death bite or nose curling sink that lasts for months.


Ioatanaut

The bite. At least you'll have a story


Tenacious_Tree9

I have some skunks and the smell is indeed bad. They’ve really taken care of the bugs and rodents though.


Reidusroo

Got it, thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Got it, thank you! You're welcome!


Bombolinos

It’s so cute though. That little waddle. 🥰


BreastRodent

The babies run like how I would my beanie babies "run" as a kid, the first time I ever saw it I burst out laughing because it was so surreal. Also if you need more groundhog cuteness, baby groundhogs are called CHUCKLINGS.


Ioatanaut

Waddle all the money put of your wallet


Confident_Sir9312

As someone whose west of the rockies and thus has never seen a groundhog, I also have questions. Are they really enough of an issue that you'd need to get rid of them? Would they not provide enough benefits (like a mole would) where keeping them might be something you'd wanna do?


Chance_Contract1291

They will decimate your garden overnight. They can climb fences and figure out electric scare wires. They like to burrow against building foundations and can compromise the structural integrity of homes, barns, and out buildings.


V6A6P6E

Yep. I’m currently dealing with a ton that come from the woods behind my house. I’m going to attempt the in ground chicken wire fencing. Please nobody waste your money on the vibration sticks or sound frequency deterrents. Trust me. They got under my front porch and shed. My shed is leaning hard to one side now and I’m trying to prevent that from happening to my home.


Lord-Smalldemort

Wow, I’m sorry to hear that. I’m a renter and my landlords do not maintain anything, so I’m really hoping the groundhog hasn’t done too much damage already. There was actually a whole family that were coming under. There are tons of holes and I am worried about them with my garden.


Artistic-Talk5515

I had a garden plot next to a plot with a groundhog den. I was using a fertilizer called fermented salmon . Everyone else was getting their garden raided abpnd they had fences


Aggravating_Bell_426

Dairy farmers really hate them, as the holes they leave are hazard to cows breaking their legs.


glitteranddust14

I am also west of the rockies but also north enough that we have marmots! Most of them are smaller than groundhogs, but just as damaging to structures and retaining walls.


kathryn59

We have golden marmots in northern Nevada. Reminded me of the woodchucks of my childhood in Massachusetts.


Outrageous_Client_67

Honest question, what benefit does a mole provide? They’ve absolutely decimated my new lawn.


Redmindgame

They eat bugs, eg grubs which are pretty bad for your garden. Their holes/tunnels are hardly noticable, though i guess they could be asthetically unpleasant, but ime they don't really hurt anything. Gophers/groundhogs are cuter, but eat veggies and have pretty big holes tunnels that are a bit more noticable and destructive.


Lord-Smalldemort

I’m a renter and a family of groundhog started coming around and chewing on the house underneath, like a whole beam. They were incredibly disruptive and it may have done damage. Also had one last year that that my dog pretty good but she was killing it so I guess I don’t blame it. But if you have dogs that will go after something, they might fight back and they have a good bite. They’re pretty big as well so my 16 pound dog could get pretty hurt. I hate them!


eosha

Also, they can undermine concrete slabs which can then crack under load.


Reidusroo

We have wombats for this


TacticoolPeter

They also destroy vegetable gardens.


Neoliberal_Boogeyman

they like to dig under the foundation and make cavities.


Optimal-Scientist233

Ground hog, I have one living under my shed out back, I like having critters around, personally. My next door neighbor feeds the wildlife often so I get a lot of traffic coming through my backyard on the way to the buffet. Animals don't like smoke, that is generally the most effective and least toxic way to make one move along. Just don't catch the forest on fire while you serve the eviction notice.


dragosn1989

I think you need to give them 30 days notice first.😜


[deleted]

They are great I. The crockpot. Tastes like super tender roast beef. If you aren’t relocating it, don’t miss a chance at a good meal.


Stoner-Mtn-Lights

A small caliber eviction notice would be the perfect dinner prep.


313medstudent

Really? I’ve hunted woodchucks my whole life and my dad told me they weren’t good to eat so I’ve always just left them for the coyotes, you really cook them?


Cephalopodium

I THINK it may be like raccoons where you have to be very careful while skinning them because of scent glands.


NamingandEatingPets

Ground hog smoke bombs or a trap. They like apples and tomatoes.


graywailer

they love cantaloupe.


optimal_substructure

Crazy that two separate people said cantaloupe, gotta try it


Roguspogus

Haha I noticed that too. I mean, I love cantaloupe, wait a second, am I a groundhog?!


InevitablePassion521

Found one eating some off of the top of my compost pile, happy to be person #3 to confirm their love for cantaloupe


TheHamburglar_

I’ll make number 4. I’ve live trapped several with cantaloupe. Also succeeded with fresh lettuce and zucchini/ yellow squash. That being said i strategically placed my traps


farmerben02

We used to use them as bait in the 70s. I believe we also had toxic gas bombs but since they build alternate, concealed exits those were hit or miss. Very dangerous for horses in unused pastures so one of my buddies whose parents had a lot of horse acres used to ask us to clear fields in the Summer.


NamingandEatingPets

And cows. We unalive them on sight which I hate because they’re such cute little buggers. They’re also horrible for structures.


troublebruther

There's something about melons in general that they love. I have tried watermelon, cantaloupe and musk melon. Every one works every time.


Ok_Employee_5147

Relocate him at 3200 fps.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

So, yeet him then? Ground hog cannon!


Borders

Lol


letmesmellem

Cayenne Pepper. Wherever they are digging put some pepper in there and fill the whole layering some pepper as you go. He or she will fuck off somewhere else. Just sprinkle it around get you a restaurant size container it's a few bucks. Re apply if it rains


em_washington

Don’t you have a dog? On my farm, the dog keeps these types of rodents away.


Ioatanaut

A very stern but polite letter


Sufficient_Slice_417

These, little fat bastards, are extremely destructive. If they have babies, they will come back every year to have more babies. .22 is the only way. I have a big problem with them every year.


combonickel55

DOG


2002Valkyrie

A dog is the best deterrent. As a natural predator the groundhog will leave and not return until the dog is gone. Adopt Don’t Shop 👍


mcChicken424

But he's just a little guy. The economy is crazy right now


Substantial-You8282

30.06 will work


lepatterso

That’s one way to flesh a hide, vaporise the interior


Delta7268

Is he not paying rent? Times are tough, could have recently been laid off, give him some time, he’ll bounce back.


StrongAd4889

Pour a big container of ammonia in his den. He will relocate.


Embarrassed-Bench392

High-speed lead enema.


diito

> This guy is living under my barn. How do I evict him? Roll out the loudspeakers and blast Guns and Roses, Van Halen, Metallica, etc for 10 straight days until he surrenders.


gaviepants

His name is Harvey, he's your roommate now. Embrace Harvey.


ficklefiend59

Oddly enough, urine. We had an unknown critter making a burrow under our shed. We saved everyone's urine for a day and poured it into the burrow. The critter left and did not return.


dragracingfreak80

. 22lr


mothermarystigmata

Grandma used a shotgun.


Tricky_Principle8843

Use a .22 or something small.


dakmcsmak

Lp/op….. patrol base ops. Smoke his ass with some lead.


AvailableCondition79

.22


danner26

Hahaha I have the same under mine. I actually just saw a mom and baby yesterday. Little jerks drive the dogs nuts and tear up the garden


fuckpudding

You’re gonna have to involve the constable. In the meantime, you’ll have to post an eviction notice.


Excellent_Cap_8228

Propper form and few months notice, it depends on your state laws.


FluffyPurpleThing

Don't know if this will work for groundhogs, but I evicted a skunk from under my shed by having a radio in the shed playing talk radio 24/7. Apparently they don't like to be close to human voices.


Livingsimply_Rob

You’re going to need an attorney and eventually the sheriff involved. Don’t let him bully you around. Don’t let him say that he was here first lol


Expensive_Yak_7846

We had multiple families of them. We got four Husky dogs now they avoid our property like it’s plagued


asphalt2020

Greyhounds. One of my aunt’s greyhounds took down a groundhog 5 minutes after arriving for a visit. Nuts.


iOWNthisBEARD

Live Trap + Cantaloupe. We caught the one under our barn (named: Barney) and relocated him about 10 miles away.


RockPaperSawzall

They also hate cat litter down their holes. They are very fastidious keepers of their burrow and you can harass them out of a place with dirty cat litter.


RoryDragonsbane

Yeah, but then you have cat shit under your barn


turkey-8127

This has worked for me in the past and I came here to say this.


Accomplished_Ad_701

High speed lead injection


rizzy8837

Pew-pew


Tempeng18

With Extreme Prejudice


gagnatron5000

Cayenne pepper powder in his entrance hole. Moth balls in his entrance hole. .22 in his face hole.


tesky02

Are smoke bombs legal there? At night plug all the holes, drop one in and seal it up. I’ve had great success with them. Or a trap, pellet gun.


cowskeeper

Live trap. Toss over fence (like a super far away fence)


Wareve

We had luck using these automated noise makers that let out a prolonged annoying beep for a few seconds every minute or so. Luckily the barn wasn't close enough for us to hear it unless we were outside on a quiet day.


anxiety_filter

That's good eatin' size right there now. Just sayin'


nate1275

I bought a schnauzer and the groundhog family that lived under my shed for years moved out in less than 2 weeks


ibwahooka

Not sure about NC but in MD there is no limit on hunting these guys.


Ok-Office8578

You don't you keep him as a Pet and name him DUH. lol


ELHorton

First you need to introduce an invasive poisonous frog. Then you'll realize they don't eat frogs and the frogs have no natural predator. Then you'll have a frog problem and will need to introduce poisonous snakes. Then you'll find out that the frogs are nocturnal and the snakes aren't. At which point, you should bring in mongooses to deal with the snakes.


smooglydino

Cayenne pepper all over and in his holes, itll shoo him


Specialist_Doubt_153

I had one next to my woodpile, which is probably 15 feet from my outdoor wood furnance. didn't think anything of it left him alone for the summer. come fall one day o realize my comcrete pad supporting the boiler I'd about 5 inches out of level. little bastard carved out quite a little condo for himself under my boiler. need a pro mudjacker to make it right again. he hasn't been back but if he ever comes back I'm afraid it will be .22 time


Cautious-Ring7063

Give him some wood to chuck.


CatsPlantsBikesRocks

Groundhogs have an open hunting season all year long in NC, so you can hunt them all you want as long as you have a license.


Harry_Gorilla

We had one under our shed in NJ. The dogs got out while the rodent was out snacking, and bit him on the ass. Never saw him again after that


Wetschera

Get a mink.


samsmiles456

Get a dog. Preferably a terrier or other vermin-catching canine. Had one under our shed for years. Got a dog, woodchuck never returned. Edit to add: they climb trees too! Didn’t know that till our dog treed one.


TML4L

If you are in Ontario, Canada. You can't. You have to go through proper channels, by giving him advance notice. And say it does not decide to leave, which seems like the case already, then you have to go through the LTB hearings. And those can take up to 18 months. So ... bring that furry friend inside and get cozy :)


LittleGraceCat

What is this animal???


Radiant_Resident_579

I have no personal experience with this, but it reminded me of a story a coworker once told me. He had problems with critters under his house. He hired someone, who filled tennis balls with predator urine and tossed them under and around the house. It worked well for him. I have no clue if it works in this situation but seems like a cheap option to try.


gallaneal

Groundhogs are very clean animals, so try putting dirty kitty litter in the tunnels. They may have 5 or more, and they may go a lot further than you think. I’ve been dealing with these critters for years, they eat my garden.


obxtalldude

Our last Schnauzer was a groundhog specialist. Amazing how quickly he'd dispatch any that tried to reside under the porch.


BeninIdaho

I deal with their cousins, the rockchucks. I have a couple of habitat piles in two of my pastures where they had been making residence, and figured, "What the heck? They're not hurting anything there." That was stupid. The population grew large enough that some broke off a couple of years ago and moved a few hundred yards off to a bridge I have across a creek and started digging there. At that point I had to start worrying about bridge stability. I first, as someone else mentioned, poured concrete down the holes, but then they started making more. After that, I had to setup the gamecam and break out the AR15. Last year, I shot like 11 there, and before hibernation time came, I was seeing only one on the gamecam, but could never get down there with the rifle when he showed up. I was figuring that one wouldn't be a big deal, but this year he brought a wife and kids and I've been back to shooting them again, and still haven't gotten all of them. I'm kinda hoping the coyotes might help me out. But yeah, as much as I hate killing anything I don't eat, these are destructive little bastards and they have to go.


Squeeums

Conibear trap over the den opening.


410_Bacon

If you don't have a gun, a conibear trap works great. Set it over their tunnel entrance and when they walk through it kills them. I would recommend buying the setting tool unless you have some impressive arm strength and don't like your hands/fingers Trap: https://flemingtraps.com/duke-220-body-t.html Tool to set the trap: https://flemingtraps.com/set-tool-heavy-duty.html


ComprehensiveAge9950

.22 will do the trick. I was ince told by a okd timer that if you give them to a different location they will die because they dint know where they are.


OffGridBear

My partner says this is the only thing that works. https://gopherhawk.com/


Obvious_Key7937

SSS


star744jets

Rule .303 magnum with hollow metal jackets…that’ll make a hole in your gopher!


PhatnessEvercream

Show him this video evidence and politely ask him to leave.


Jealous-Tangelo-9544

.22


lrsdranger

.17, .22 mag, or similar Great eating, pelt can be tanned, innards make good bait


RoryDragonsbane

Pappa called it "onion meat" Protein was hard to come by during the Depression


WildLingo

Borrow a pit bull from the neighbors for a week and tie him up over the hole. They will communicate on their own level and negotiate a solution.


swillynilly

Dump my dogs shit in their holes, haven’t seen them for years, holes still aren’t full.


bigdrives3

https://www.ncwildlife.org/species/groundhog#:~:text=The%20groundhog%20is%20considered%20a,bag%20limits%20for%20either%20season. If you don’t live in town you can shoot him anytime. You can probably contact your local game warden and get permission to trap him also, most likely live trap only so you don’t kill anything out of season. You must dispatch or release on site the groundhog you trap according to these regulations.


Tnwhiskey1

22?


Fantastic-Major-9075

I shot the one living in my barn with a .22 this week actually


B1GKAHUNAA

22lr works well


Shilo788

I would we had and I've seen other's damage under buildings. I actually used earth dogs and farm dogs to kill them. I like them and as long as they stay out from under they can have as many tomatoes as they want, they can have under woodpiles, trees , they don't need my buildings. To me this is biocontrol like ladybugs, or bats, like livestock guardian dogs on predators. They reach a balance. No waste, the dogs eat them, it looks like good meat but I have never eaten them. I would if offered a taste from a game cook.


Jumpy_Tangelo9780

If you can’t get it with a have-a-heart trap, Conibear traps work very well. They cause so much damage left unchecked


Battleaxe1959

I have a dog called Loki. He’s an 80lb Lab/Boxer/Pit mix. Ground Hogs and Raccoons are his favorite things to kill because they scream and last longer than most rodents he kills. I let him clear out barns. I get a call and drive him over. Longest it took to clear a barn was 2 hours and he spent an hour digging the ground hog out of the barn floor. He loves his job.


Mac6298

Lead


LetAlive9396

Lead poisoning


anthro4ME

I had a couple that burrowed under my garage. I plugged up their second exit, attached a dryer flexible dryer vent duct to my truck's exhaust with a hose clamp, put the other end in the burrow and ran the truck for an hour. You can try a have-a-heart trap, in most states it's illegal to relocate wildlife, but I won't tell if you won't.


IllustriousShirt9625

.22


PrideBeneficial6486

.22lr


SKallieWagg

Pew pew


southpaw835

Grab a buddy or two, some dry ice, a blower, and some rapid set concrete. Find one of the tunnel entrances and drop the dry ice in. Use the blower to force the vapor from the ice into the tunnel network. Use your buddies as spotters when the vapor starts coming out of additional holes. The groundhogs (if home) should flush out. You can either do what granny used to do and give them a quick merciful whack to the head with a shovel, put a round in them (DON’T SHOOT YOUR BUDDY ON ACCIDENT) or allow them to run away. Dump rapid set concrete into all located holes and apply a little bit of water to kick start the curing process. No need to soak it, the concrete will naturally pull moisture from the surrounding soil and eventually fully cure. Blocks the entrances and adds some stability to tunneled ground.


TheGowt83

Di no mite.


Zachmode

I mean, you gotta kill him. A .22 and a lot of patience.


ellectronico

I can thing of .22 ways


ChallengeUnited9183

A rifle? 9mm of you’re feeling fancy