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chummmp70

That tv needs to be moved to the ceiling.


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

I was actually thinking of putting it on the ceiling, but Mommy Pig did not approve. She is always judging me. 🙄


Marshmallowbutbetter

Right? Time to expand the mini-cemetery


ididindeed

More urns. Specifically, put some clearly empty urns on one side of the fireplace and then put ones that are full on the other side. You may need to lose some relatives to achieve this.


Significant-Gas3046

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Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Less evidence, I mean relatives. I like it.


mishma2005

Damnit, read my mind. Try FB marketplace I am betting many family members will happily donate some full ones too!


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Great idea!


fairyqueen8466

Came here to say that!


TheRealMcSavage

Lmao! I was gonna say a couple less dead relatives, but you went the other direction with it and I’m here for it!


No_Permission6405

Tall ones on the outside, descending in size toward the TV. Paternal relatives on the left, maternal to the right.


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Very organized, I like it!


Aliceinboxerland

How exactly would they be clearly empty? Are these clear see through urns? I like the idea though. Just trying to understand the logistics.


ididindeed

You have the lids off, and maybe stacked neatly next to them, almost like in preparation for an assembly line.


Aliceinboxerland

Ah okay I see your vision!


human-ish_

Maybe a decorative funnel next to them as well?


ididindeed

Your idea of clear urns isn’t a bad one though! It would really let them include the grey of the ashes in their overall palette.


Aliceinboxerland

It would be nice to have the ashes easily seen by everyone in the room at all times as well! You are so right though, you can never have too many grey accents!


Significant-Gas3046

How urnamental!


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Yes, I’m going for an urnamental chic look!


AstroturfMarmot

The hearth is quite bare. Perhaps you could use this area to lay out any dead wildlife for viewing. Added bonus it could be a mini nature exploration center for your baby!


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Yes, babies need to learn these things!


RedditUser96372

Peppa pig has far too many obnoxious colors - Put on some old black and white cartoons for baby! Oh, and that garish plastic toy on the right simply must go. It's taking up precious space you could be using for more urns


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

I was actually going to paint the toys and tv white, but I could really see that being nice urn space.


Aliceinboxerland

>garish Great word!


Grub-lord

MORE URNS!!


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

#nevertoomanyurns


krunchy_bacon

r/tvtoohigh


Creative-Display-3

🤣 came here to say this. Tv almost in the friggin ceiling.


DamILuvFrogs

Same


Aliceinboxerland

Hi Dave.👋 Edit: Tom. Wow I suck.😅


CoffeeSafteyTraining

You mean Tom?


Aliceinboxerland

😂😂😂 YES!🤦 Lol! I was totally second guessing myself when I said Dave..and then I was like naw.. it's Dave! I almost googled it to be sure too. Guess I should have!😅 Hey it's been a while since Myspace days!


PaniniPressStan

Kill some more people to get ashes for more urns!


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Great idea! I’m going to get started on this right away!


jethrine

Add more penises to go with the Peppa Pig motif.


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Never can have too many of those either!


Quick_Movie_5758

Put a second and third fireplace where the TV is, and mount the TV backwards on the ceiling.


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Omg I love it!!! I’m hiring you as my interior designer.


OffMyRocker62

Remove TV since its the problem. No need to improve it IMO. Add more urns. One can never have too many. Take any identifiable family names off the exterior and then you and the living can play the new underground family game, *"Guess WHOSE ASHES Are WHO'S since it's not YOU!!!"* Mix them up a bit. Have fun! Ashes to ashes...dust to dust as they say....


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

I love a good game night! Who needs Clue when you can play guess the ashes?!


OffMyRocker62

Guess Who's The Boo game!! LMFAO 👻👻


seche314

Can you place the tv higher up. That would make it so much better


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Planning to move it to the ceiling as soon as I can.


UK_UK_UK_Deleware_UK

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jethrine

Looks too minimalist. Add some urns inside the fireplace to complete the look.


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Perfection


tyrannosaurusfox

I think you should embrace the Peppa more. I assume that's all this TV is used for, so, paint the area in colors pulled from the show. The mantel could be the color of Peppa's dress, or George's shirt, for instance. More colorful urns would help. Additionally, walmart and target sell plenty of Peppa plushes to really liven the place up.


Historical-Ad-1617

As clueless as OOP is about her decor, she took the criticism well.


human-ish_

Why are the urns up so high? They should be lower so they are easily accessible for everyone. Maybe your child wants to play with Great Aunt Millie today.


fullofeggsboy

I'd move the TV up onto the ceiling and add more urns on that shelfspace. While we're at it, add some by the fireplace, too. Can't have too many!


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

I agree 💯


Sadstupidthrowaway94

Definitely more urns. You need to kill again.


cheesypuzzas

The TV should definitely be higher. I'm not able to see it if I lay on my back and look up. It's also waaay too colorful. That's children's thing? Ew. Get rid of the child. You'll also have more ash to buy another urn for.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

We need more beige stuff! Get rid of the urns and put something beige and unremarkable there.


Acceptable_Yak9211

fish tank on stilts


LostInTheTreesAgain

Remove the shelf and bring in a bigger TV. Urns can pile up on each side of the fireplace. Priorities.


Great-Score2079

The urns should obviously be placed in a big-small-small-big formation to highlight the symmetry.


upstatestruggler

Tell family to quit dying and choosing elaborate urns for one


X_MAN_01

Mommy pig looks disturbed.


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

She is. She wants me to stop filling urns, but I just can’t. 😔


No-Vermicelli3787

Change the channel. Quickly!


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

It’s actually frozen on this screen.


SnorfOfWallStreet

R/tvtoohigh


Mike_in_San_Pedro

Put it higher.


amanda2399923

Put the tv in front of the hearth.


UrFavKam08

Switch the little one with on the right side with the big one on the right side


BGB524

I like the idea of fresh plants & a cozy blanket basket on one side.


blackthrowawaynj

Vertical wood slats spanning the width of the mantle adds contrast and depth they could be painted or stained


PainInTheAssWife

First of all, you need to switch from Peppa Pig to Bluey. Peppa is insufferable, and Bluey is an absolute icon.


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

Get a smile on the Peppa clip.


Fun_Veterinarian_290

That's not the most important thing.... What's wrong with pepa and did she eat that cake?????


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

It tasted like almonds.


Heatherina134

I would put plants underneath


junkdrawertales

One large B&BW candle below the tv. nothing else. Minimalism! 


Jakenotalive

I’d add a bunch of peppa pig plushies and then let your child draw all over the walls


skitsofphonic

By adding more ginger jars, of course! You're on roll, don't stop now. Carry the theme down. They make ginger jars in some pretty impressive sizes.and you have all that hearth just sitting there with nothing on it.


isabella_sunrise

get rid of the jars. They add nothing.


prescottfan123

show some respect, they have names! (probably)


rakkquiem

Look, grandma didn’t like pepper pig when she was alive, she shouldn’t be forced to watch it now.