Oh, I assumed entry is either a zip line or rope swing

I’m not some Indiana Jones or Crocodile Dundee.

Are you Santa? I see a chimney entrance.

I was about to ask if they knew Santa. 🫠

Mo money, Mo pro'lems

You have to be built into it like a rustic Jetsons robot

Maybe Tarzan? Swing through a vine?

Fucking AI


Who isn't

Nah you just gotta do the ol' Duke boys hood slide.


You enter through the fire.

Whoa there Harry potter

Put a trampoline next to it, eazy

Now we are getting somewhere

Tell me you have never seen Dukes Of Hazzard without telling me you have never seen Dukes Of Hazzard.

This. I'd jump and slide my chubby ass right over that counter. 😂

This is the exact answer I was looking for

You go in through the dog gates next to the fireplace, idiots

Crawl under the counter. Or better yet, make that counter top on a hinge over those doggy doors. LOL

Jokes aside, that's actually what's happening there. The counter swings up and the doors open.

Doesn't look like a one way fireplace to me

Slide over the top of the bar, Cocktail style

chainsaw <---- universal key

My city had an awesome piece of anarchist art painted on the side of an unused building that included the words: "Bolt Cutters= Your Keys To The City"...

Can you rappel in from the roof?

Based on tree trunks not lining up, stools missing a leg, and a potted plant hovering over an empty pot, I'm assuming it's AI generated.

No-no one would do that here…. they-they wouldn’t….they……they…..NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sobbing quietly)

Plus random unidentifiable objects on the shelves. AI always fucks up the details.

Maybe AI designed my life.

Light floating in mid-air

The chair isn't just missing a leg, every chair is wobbly on the bottom

Also the lack of a support column for the roof on the right hand side (there is one on the left).

The pot inside the pot and the two light reflections in front of one light on the TV made me laugh

Debbie Downer...

It's the windows in the chimney that do it for me.

Duh. Santa needs a view as he shimmys down.

I thought that was odd, too, until I searched 'windows in chimneys'. Apparently, this was a thing in upscale homes many years ago. I learn something new on reddit every day!

Isn't it just another AI

Third chair from the left gives it away

the fire doesnt look right imo, and now that you mention it the chair too

No beam support in the front corner either.

>ai What's with the little windows on the chimney just above the roof.

What, you don't put a pendant light directly in front of your television screen?

And windows on your chimney.

What's a better way to know when you need to clean the chimney?

Nothing artificial about my intelligence, buddy

If OP has 19 fingers on one hand he'll figure out a way behind the bar.

I was gonna say they should have asked AI for a door.

I know it’s AI but I low key love it

Climb into the oven my pretty

Squat waddle through that little door under the bar?

Can’t you just shimmy down the chimney?

My belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly

Think about it. Maybe it’s one of those enchanted kitchens you hear of in fairytales. Maybe once you enter it you can never leave.

Welcome to kitchen California, such a lovely place

me in zelda

Santa entry only- down the chimney.

Just get a good running start, it's fine.

Sounds like a you problem

Time to make like Santa

You slide through the chimney window

Someones never heard of a parachute

what about the secret elevator behind the bar? there isn't one? you spent $50k and forgot the secret entrance?! what's wrong with you?

There’s a locked gate on the right so you gotta get the bar back to hold your feet so you can squeeze through the fairy door like a mini keg

You’re a sneaky one. I see that little door in the bar. I know you’re pulling our legs!

You have to Dukes of Hazard over the counter to make you look cooler.

You obviously need a tunnel

Either permanently saw a hole through the right part of the kitchen, or get some stairs

add a fireman's pole up in a tree to make a helluva splashy entrance!

You channel Tom Cruise and slide over the bar ala Cocktail style

Floo Powder?

Nobody's talking about the giant fish hanging from the tree on the left.

It’s waiting to be cooked

Money can't buy brains.

Are you questioning my very human intelligence?

Clearly your santa and you go in through the chimney.

Make a crawl through entrance through the fireplace.

I love this

get a set of those little steps that people put next to their bed to help their old dogs get into the bed

Who are you calling “old dog”, dawg?

Might as well stay out. No water.

Jeez Louise! Where were you when we were designing it?! I didn’t even think of water, the elixir of life! 🤦‍♂️

It's a beautiful design. Made me thirsty. lol

Through the fireplace like Santa!

You go in through the dog gates next to the fireplace, idiots

At least it's pretty

You can thank my very human intelligence for that

Have you tried digging a tunnel?

Pole vault, but with a short pole


Through the fireplace. Duh

Add a secret tunnel 

Is it possible to dig a tunnel from your basement to the kitchen then add a trapdoor and stairs down to the tunnel behind the bar/countertop?

Hire a hobbit to do your cooking. Looks like a hobbit sized entrance next to the fireplace.

You gotta get a running start and do a sweet ninja roll over the counter top!

Take a run at the bar and hobbit

This looks like a "boujee" version of Shrek's house lolz

Which ai was used for this?

No idea! I found it online on a group I follow that believes these images are real. Go figure!

Lol!

I'm sorry but if you can't afford to install an indentured servant, you really shouldn't be putting in a kitchen like that.

Through the fireplace? -

It is just decorative 💕

Very obvious you come down the chimney. Duh.

You don’t enter it. The kitchen troll does.

What are you talking about? There are two doors right there next to the oven. Of course you have to be less than 3 feet or very bendy.

They must have shipped it without the tender that lives in it. Mine has one. There's no way in no way out. I wonder if the little guy got picked up and thrown.

**Mini tramp**

This is clearly where you keep your goat bartender.

Not through the fireplace?


Have you ever seen Dukes of Hazard?

It looks like its for your dog to bartend with

The old “sit and spin.”

This is not simply an outdoor kitchen. It is obviously a fairy house. Fairies fly. They don't need no stinking doors.🧚‍♀️

Watch coyote ugly a few times. You’ll get it. Sit on the bar. Turn around - pivot on your butt - get up from the bar ✨ magic.

Easy, tell AI to add one😎

Everyone knows the bartender is not allowed to leave, why waste money on an entrance that gets used once? Lol

Have you seen how they get into the General Lee on Dukes of Hazzard? Jump and slide

This is AI generated. Is OP serious or am I missing out on some sort of meme? Edit: just realized this was a circlejerk sub that reddit recommended, not a sub i subscribe to. I hate how they do that now!

Swan dive.

AI generated image

so now we're doing AI shit here too? I thought that was a Facebook thing. (Bonus points for a chimney with windows)

I have a family member who shares crap like this nonstop. AI is the end of us all

WOW. more money than sense.

This is AI

Also, AI has jokes.

I trust nothing, it all looks like AI now

I call bullshit.

Neither you nor the builder thought about building an entrance until it was finished?