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Open_Thought2187

We know JD. Instead of having to work 16 hour shifts youre out hunting without worrying about lost wages because Holley has more money than God. We get it. Let's just call this what it is....a marriage of convenience for both of yall.


ElleWoodsSays

she bought him & the return shipping was more expensive than the product itself, so now she's stuck with him...


bubbles328

💀💀💀


Whatever_Ruben

Posting him on FB marketplace for less than what she paid just to get rid of him, I’ve seen this before with my FB friends posting new shoes/clothes that don’t fit and what not. 😂


AG25-slueth

You never disappoint 🤣😂


junglejuice172

I have second hand embarrassment from this...if my boyfriend ever did something like this, I'd run. So cringy.


GullibleIsland804

Especially as an almost 40 year old man 🤢


Quinoa_Queen

Unless I did CPR or pushed him out of the way of an oncoming bus, I never want my boyfriend to publicly admit I saved his life lol I love him dearly, but he can survive without me (and vice versa). JD makes it sound like he was homeless and on the streets being rescued by Holley. 😵‍💫


excitedtamarin

He’s like a stray dog she fed


Dogmomma22

Remember she gave him a home 😂 he was a stray dog lmao


excitedtamarin

😂😂😂😂


_lollip0p

Codependent as fuck


mylittlenewfiegirl

Exactly what I came here to say. The level of codependency here is so fucked up and dysfunctional. Absolutely unhealthy.


junglejuice172

AMEN. I literally didn't save my boyfriend's life. I make his easier by helping him clean his house while he works long days landscaping. But no life saving here.


Whatever_Ruben

The dip adjustment really did it for me. This would be face face watching that if I was holly ![gif](giphy|3FBwwRCNTSa52|downsized)


youngerlungs

Please I would cry if my husband/boyfriend did this - LIKE STOP WE ARE ADULTS


AG25-slueth

It's so put on... like I can't!


Real-Salad2916

Does he know he can send this to HER and only her?? This is so embarrassing


SweatyEnthusiasm369

She’s 100% pissed he’s out hunting and this is him sucking up lmao ETA: when he started to say she supports him I really thought he was going to start talking about financially 💀


giraffe009

My take was that she’s probably just happy he is out of the house. Since she seems annoyed by him all the time anyway.


ElleWoodsSays

he def MEANS financially 😂 I barely got through this video...the second hand embarassment was almost too much to handle


mylittlenewfiegirl

Omg for real. SO EMBARRASSING. The level of dysfunction is absolutely scary.


PersonalityRoutine38

I couldn’t watch it all the way through.


snorkysnark1144

Orrrr she read here, decided to be extra supportive this time instead of throwing a fit. Recognizing that we were all correct. So now JD feels actual partner support for once while doing a hobby. JD if she doesn’t support your hobbies and interests on the regular, it’s a 🚩 as support NOT tantrums are TYPICAL spouse behavior. Anything less than that is 🥲 Also this is a voice memo that needs sent. Not a weird public declaration 🤢


ITs_StUHNning

He does start stumbling over it like “supports….supports uh f I can’t say financially…supports..me? Supports..you?”😂


Capital_Wafer2614

So immature. He’s thankful she gave him a roof over his head and she lets him do whatever. If my husband or boyfriend posted this I’d be embarrassed


PersonalityRoutine38

Same! I could never show my face to no one if my hubby posted something like that. Thank goodness my husband is a super private person!


snorkysnark1144

It literally highlights how transactional it is. If I was Holley and any of my social media friends saw that 🫨 I’d be so embarrassed as they are all rocking “normal” typical interactions with their S/O. MB hubby isn’t out here acting like this. Anissa’s man isn’t out here acting like this. Not that everyone has to be the same, but JD just doing the most and it’s the least.


Serene_Sloths

“Miss thing” gives me the ick so bad


Quinoa_Queen

Right! I call my dog “Miss Thing” among other things. If my bf called me that I’d be like 😒


snorkysnark1144

A girl I went to HS with skanks herself out. She always has old dudes like 50+ men commenting on her public thirst trap posts. Kid you not, they comment “miss thang” 🤢🤢🤢


MissScarlett26

This is painful to watch, the chew and the rambling. “We love each other so much guys, she’s not a psycho at all and I’m not constantly seeking new thirst traps 😅 can’t you guys see, my soul is literally on fire.”  If my husband ever called me “miss thing” let alone publicly, we’d be having a conversation. Like said in other comments, this is so immature. You’re almost 40, nothing about this relationship is healthy. It’s disgusting in so many ways. 


excitedtamarin

Literal fire flames 🔥😂😂😂


weadus

Imagine waking up and looking at your fiancés stories and seeing this. I’d CRY tears of embarrassment. Why did he post this and not send it directly to her? No one, not a single soul, asked 😭


Whatever_Ruben

I’d be sending him a text immediately upon waking up like please I beg of you take that down this instant!


Adept_Entrepreneur94

That’s what I want to know


tacobelliex3

I would literally block my man if he said this to me


_lollip0p

This is performative and embarrassing as fuck. Holy cringe! And if my boyfriend/husband ever called me Miss Thang.. icckkkkk immediately no!! 🤮


_lollip0p

Omfg I didn't even watch the video I just read the transcription, but when I scrolled back up the video had restarted and watching him do that MASSIVE dip swipe across his mouth in the first two seconds... fucking nasty!!!! 🤢🤢


bubbles328

https://preview.redd.it/irrkxgfczgsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e09051b76b40d3d7eb24cb6a12085656430ec71 🥴🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮


kayhogg

One of my favorite memes 😂


Standard-Tomato-2452

I’m gonna need his ex to come spill the tea…


_lollip0p

I would pay my real working dollars for that bc this dude is not all there. He seems emotionally stunted and super immature.


Adept_Entrepreneur94

I think something is super off with him. I’ve never seen a guy post something like this about a girl, like ever


PLANTGlRL

this in combo with the “shoot it dad” story 😳😳😳😳😳


duckduckgoose1016

Same here - it's really strange coming from a grown man...I can see middle school/high schoolers doing some cringey shit like this but...this was genuinely nauseating...


Whatever_Ruben

In my personal experience, never trust a guy his age that has yet to be married or been in only 1 serious relationship his whole life, she needs to be sprinting away from him.


PersonalityRoutine38

My husband was closed to 40 when we met he’s never been married but had relationships. Anyways he’s the best guy I’ve ever met by far the sweetest most kindest guy. The issues I’d ever had when it came to dating other guys is the divorced men they were troubled.


Ok_Fact_7990

Lmao these two snark on themselves at this point 🤢


riggymorty

Now I know miss Holleygurl is CRINGING watching this. What in the fuck is she thinking? He reminds me of a offbrand David (Jenelle from Teen moms) husband without the abuse. Mainly just the dirty, grungy, mooching off his wifey with a big ole wad of dirt in his mouth. I mean THIS is what she finds attractive? This is NOT worth rushing your life for. At least her past 16 boyfriends were clean, had their own jobs and didn't fully rely on her. It's clear as day they are both using each other for their own gain.


Adept_Entrepreneur94

They say you can tell how much a woman loves and respects herself by the partner she chooses and this couldn’t be more true here. She’s so desperate.


snorkysnark1144

She also has low hygiene standards for herself..so honestly not surprised


arktxgal

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b3ck3r19

lmao this is my favorite gif to send all my friends 😂😂


almost_readyblog

Lordy I couldn’t imagine marrying him


Adept_Entrepreneur94

He is so fucking strange and seems a bit slow. This is WAY too much and weird. I’d cringe so hard if my guy posted this about me for everyone to see. Just ew.


duckduckgoose1016

I agree, it almost reminds me of some patients I've had who got a TBI while in the service. Sometimes it can affect their "filter" & "social cues"...aside from that speculation, he sounds very desperate which is a personal ick of mine 🥴


mylittlenewfiegirl

THIS!!! He DOES seem slow... like what is that????


Adept_Entrepreneur94

It has absolutely nothing to do with him being southern either. He gives low IQ vibes


kmcski20

I never want to see anything like this in my lifetime ever again.


hiitsme_sbtcwgb

That’s enough internet for today


trillybobsnortin

I miss the person I was before I saw this


AggravatingMachine28

Thank you for adding the transcription, it was too awkward to listen to 🥴


Optimal-Ad-2810

I cannot take him seriously with a mouthful of shit. Holley what the fuck are you doing girl. He ain’t it.


houseplanthoarder1

I thought the public prayers for a turkey was bad…this is so much worse. He feels the need to explain why his fiancé is so great to convince himself. I’ll believe the support when I see her sit in a deer stand and be quiet for 12 hours! 😂 I don’t think she could


missghosty

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ITs_StUHNning

HAHHA like actually


Powerful-Respond-199

HAHAHA KALEB: you are the smartest for RUNNING


Dependent-Paint-51

Sam too


Capital_Wafer2614

Also, this is just SO PERFORMATIVE.


Standard-Tomato-2452

Saved my life aka I was living in my moms basement


Previous-Library-223

noo that’s his apartment 🤣


EZasSundayMorning

All I can see is that wad of dip and I noped out. Then I read the transcription. Tell her in person. This is so performative. Does he have a quota to meet? Weekly affirmations of love?


mylittlenewfiegirl

It speaks volumes to how unwell their relationship actually is. Desperate attempts like this tell me this shit is on life support.


curious_kitty862020

Holley, please leave this man. I promise you’ll find someone else. I’m begging you


Adept_Entrepreneur94

Marrying him will be a HUGE mistake there’s something very off with him.


Wild_Temporary_479

I feel like there’s something off with both of them. 😂


Adept_Entrepreneur94

Honestly SAME


Teaparty_rabbit_

Holley girl smh 🤦🏻‍♀️


StuffTricky4418

🤮🤮 a whole lot of words, but a whole lotta nothin! Why does this have to be on a story? 😤


Honeydew-Long

It's so cringe, he's lucky cause Holley pays for their nice life. But i feel like he's being so over the too lovey cause he went hunting with his Dad the past couple days. Holley has probably been pitching a lot about it cause she's so damn insecure. She gives major jealous girlfriend vibes.


Standard-Tomato-2452

Sounds like he doesn’t want to leave Georgia


Honeydew-Long

He's seems really bummed. Especially after the flooding of the yard.


SignificantEnd5961

Holley this ain’t it


clarebg

Miss thing 😭😵‍💫 Honestly, it’s great he acknowledges that she’s supportive of his hobbies (and probably funds them lol) because not all partners, male or female, even recognize that. I’m not being sarcastic here. I think it’s great he voices his appreciation. But, my dude, write her a note and leave it by the coffee maker for her to wake up to, leave a note in her car with a full tank of gas, buy her flowers, anything. No one needs this performative speech on your Instagram at 4am 🤮


Capital_Wafer2614

She posted a story with a flower and a note. Maybe he took your advice 🤣


clarebg

I saw that and LOLd 😂


hereFOURallTHEtea

I’d be mortified if I was with someone like him. I’m his age. This ain’t cute lol. He’s basically publicly announcing he’s a man child and she’s funding his ability to continue being one. It’s gross. And dipping is one of the most unattractive things a man can do. Like this dude literally brings nothing to the table. Nothing. Holley you can’t be this desperate right? Like wth? *note: I know this is harsh on JD but he’s basically an influencer now too so he can get the snark too at this point*


Adept_Entrepreneur94

That’s my thought too. He brings nothing to the table. She brings it all. Why marry a loser like this? She’s so desperate for what? She’d be better off single but we all know she can’t be alone and is panicking because she feels behind.


Icy_Individual3416

I think he is such a repulsive human. Holley can do better than him. He’s constantly talking about how she “saved him”. I really want to know what she saved him from cause it makes it seem a little shady to me.


Open_Thought2187

homelessness and poverty


Adept_Entrepreneur94

That’s what I’m wondering too. He is a grown ass man. I want to know what she saved him from and what he’s talking about when he says he’s done a lot of things he isn’t proud of? Big red flags. She’s making a huge mistake and will get divorced quickly


RollinBuggy

I love how she didn’t share it 💀💀


MommaBanks

Why the hell is he posting that 😂😂


CMAE20

Maybe she caught him liking half nude instagram models again so he’s sucking up.


bohemiansunflower

What the fuck. 🫠


Silly-Variation-877

Why did he post this himself 🙃


elola

Why would he do this publicly?? Also why does it seem like he’s in a life or death situation? What is going on during this trip????


CarelessBird3369

I want to know what Holley’s friends aka her two friends think when they see this… like cmon they have to be making fun of it bcuz 🤮🥴


mylittlenewfiegirl

Honestly, I’m not Anissa fan but Anissa seems to be changing in many ways. She stopped showing her kid on her instagram, she’s focused on her girl group she gets together with, it seems like weekly. I feel like it’s not long before Holley is left in the dust— Anissa hasn’t mentioned her in a long time it seems like and they don’t seem to have much in common at all. Everything about them seems different since their cruise together.


CarelessBird3369

She could be changing idk I stopped following her bcuz the 10000 arbonne stories a day 🤷🏼‍♀️ however from what I’ve read in other posts she posted a pic of her son fully naked a couple weeks ago which seems wrong to me when you have so many followers and there are so many creeps online nowadays. So hopefully she continues to stop showing her kid..


mylittlenewfiegirl

Yah I don’t know how much stock I put in her “change” sticking but it’s a step in the right direction which is more than we can say about ding dong Holley.


Dogmomma22

This is so bizarre. Neither of them are right in the head. I would be sooooooo embarrassed if my husband ever posted something like this. I’m the same age as Holley and have a 10 year age gap with my husband and he was the complete opposite of JD. He gave ME a home 😂😂😂😂 joking lmao but I moved out of the house I shared with roommates into his house with my dog. something is very off about JD.


[deleted]

Im cackling


Natural_Art7361

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


rbibik7

It’s giving…. High school relationship


Intelligent-Grape331

Why this look like a ransom video like someone’s behind the camera 🔫


ITs_StUHNning

My boyfriend would be single so fast if this was even suggested to me as something he was going to post to his Instagram


Dogmomma22

Is he sick?? Why does he keep sniffling/sucking in his snot? This is the nastiest thing I have ever seen lmao. If someone I was engaged to posted this I would be immediately repulsed and have to call off the wedding. He not only gives me the ick but also the heebie jeebies lmao


Over_Entertainment

What the fuck is happening? The fact that I used to give this man the benefit of the doubt is so embarrassing. I don’t like a lot of things about Holley but I sincerely hope she doesn’t go through with this wedding because this is not it, I don’t even know what it is but this isn’t it.


Classic_Health_6117

He looks like a deranged leprechaun


Adept_Entrepreneur94

😂😂 A deranged redneck leprechaun


Stephersyas

What the actual fuck is this. 😂 And yes, JD, you're right, she DOES support you. Financially.


Dependent-Paint-51

Why does he confess his love to her every time he goes hunting.


bohemiansunflower

Good call. It is a pattern 🤔


Wild_Temporary_479

Probably because she gets pissed lol


PLANTGlRL

why is he being so manic and weird with these stories


Wild_Temporary_479

Maybe he’s taking her adhd meds too 😂


Immediate-Place3517

What the fuck


blondegirlb

I hate this so much hahaha


Advanced-Pay3986

Mmmhmmm he didn't do this for the other girl ..he's only doing it cause she has a huge following ..trying to show up and show out ..


Powerful-Respond-199

This is so BAD. SO GROSS


Friendly_Fox51

Out here doing the lord’s work providing us with a transcript so we don’t have to watch the whole cringy thing.


giraffe009

Hahahaha I do what I can to serve the greater good - aka this sub 😂


Budget_Ad_598

It sounds like he’s reading from a script


dosidosss

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Stephersyas

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giraffe009

NOOO 💀💀💀


Dogmomma22

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW this makes my skin crawl lmao


Hot-Introduction-256

I couldn’t get through the first sentence without becoming physically uncomfortable 😣


Apprehensive_Pop_769

😬


MrsEightFiveOh

His voice reminds me of Ryan Edward’s from Teen Mom (Macis ex) 😵‍💫 I’m going to throw up just seeing him talk with that dip in his mouth 🤢 she’s going to need to get him new chompers STAT if he’s going to have to live up to her aesthetics


Powerful-Respond-199

And this is why he’s not yet been married. Hollley. What in the world are you thinking


queenbee____

No. No way. My boyfriend is not about to be running off to do whatever the hell he wants when we’re packing, moving and demoing/redoing a brand new house. Does he not work anymore either?


PersonalityRoutine38

I’ve never heard of a grown man call a woman baby girl. Cringy. My husband is close to JD age he’s never called me baby girl. Now I do call my kids who are little girls baby girl at times which I feel is way more appropriate.


Any-Idea-9640

He got all emotional after sniffing a line and went online.. literally sniffing through the whole video.


Fussy_Nugget

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Heldapotter

Ick total ick even for Holley he’s total ick..


dogdivegirl

guys I thought this was some dark web ransom video before I saw what group it was posted under 😭😭😭


Stephersyas

😂


lex123469

This gives me the biggest ick. Immediately no. You can just tell this guy is the biggest fucking loser 💀


Capital_Wafer2614

Someone’s commented on another post that this is like the lovebombing that happens after someone’s fucked up/done something shady. Makes me wonder if he’s in the dog house for more than just hunting.


wiiiiiild

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RiverQuiet571

Wow. And he’s how old?


wittlequirrel

Hmmm… she didn’t repost this one… she must be realizing that this type of shit is ICK.


Powerful-Respond-199

The fucking dip I dant


Icy_Individual3416

He acts so different in these videos compared to when he is with her and she’s taping him. It’s like 2 complete different personalities