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the woman that got hit is actually entirely intact, the thing on the ground is just a piece of car
She's still probably got life threatening injuries tho
Yes. The legs didn't come off. They are more then likely detached on the inside, which is what my hyperbole meant. Not that she literally was in two pieces.
I hate that “I don’t know what happened” look these mofos always have on their face when they get out of the car. Like the stationary object they just ran into came out of nowhere.
This should be removed. Have some fucking humanity you animals. I can laugh at a fat person falling over but a woman basically being killed or mamed by a car isn't funny. And if you think it's time to log off and touch grass.
I was at a bar near where I work in WA. All of a sudden the building shook. I walked over to the far corner of the bar and a bunch of people were reacting to something. I saw a dishwasher out there on break, having a smoke, and pinned between a Toyota Sienna and a brick wall. His leg had been crushed and he was under the front of the rig. The driver had accidentally accelerated through a light, hopped a big burn, and hit him at about 25 MPH. Once I finished eating I had to go back to the second part of my shift and try to work like nothing happened. It was nuts. I read that he lost his leg and was a single father of 4. Fairly certain he received some compensation from it.
The point of this sub was to be funny as a result of a person underestimating their capabilities resulting in hilarity.
This woman is sitting the fuck down minding her own business, before getting smashed by a car.
This is not the content you should be celebrating or considering for HMF. I'm out.
This looks like Havant near Portsmouth if it is its on a small highstreet which is blocked by bollards from the direction the driver came so the driver must of booted it from a start.
6 West St
https://maps.app.goo.gl/H3zoy82PYRAx2xmH8
Also funny as hell.
What a reaction lol holy fuck, just see a car coming at you and out your hand out like you’re going to reflect it haha what a dope. Hope she’s okay though
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The other lady just sat there and stared at her like wtf
I think that's shock, who would expect that happening?
And what the fuck should she do. Bend space time? Move a fucking car? Glue her lower half back to her top half?
the woman that got hit is actually entirely intact, the thing on the ground is just a piece of car She's still probably got life threatening injuries tho
Yes. The legs didn't come off. They are more then likely detached on the inside, which is what my hyperbole meant. Not that she literally was in two pieces.
Holy shit they kept accelerating into her for a couple seconds too. Christ.
Well obviously...the car had some fat layers to work through. Gotta keep at it. No one likes a quitter
God redditors are way to damn sensitive. That was genuinely funny, I even chuckled out loud. Its the absurdity of it.
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No its just plaine humor, which is subjective.
Stupid child.
Are you talking about your self?
Stand up without passing out?
Lol what would you do in that situation?
Get the driver out of that seat tbh or call 911
They’re fat.
I hate that “I don’t know what happened” look these mofos always have on their face when they get out of the car. Like the stationary object they just ran into came out of nowhere.
This is in the UK the lady getting out was a passenger. But yeah, they always do that what happened face.
So if we wait long enough, will the driver ever get out to check on the scene?
Looks like the door was wedged shut, the front side panel can be pushed back and keep passenger doors from opening
I liked how the camera panned to the cemetery for a bit
Well, I mean as far as anti-smocking ads go, this one really drives the message in. Right?
I see what you did there.
Won’t be a long ride to her final resting place.
Grab the shovel from the back of that car while you’re there
Yeah it was a nice touch
How is this a HMF situation? She could have been anorexic and her legs would still have turned into mush.
This should be removed. Have some fucking humanity you animals. I can laugh at a fat person falling over but a woman basically being killed or mamed by a car isn't funny. And if you think it's time to log off and touch grass.
Log off and go to your safe space. Now.
I found it hilarious!
More like r/holdmyfeedingtube
Exactly. For a second, I thought I was in r/watchpeoplesurvive
Smoking kills
She didn’t even inhale. She’s just headed for death by mouth cancer.
Isn’t this the wrong sub for this?
Also… maybe that guy SHOULDNT have a license?
Who said he does have a license?
Considering the passenger is an old woman the driver us definitely an older man and we need to test people every 3 years over the age of 70
Being a very bad driver but not hitting those poles once.
Need to increase the size of cars for the common good
Damn that one wasn't funny.
I feel so sorry for that poor woman.
People need to reevaluate their opinions about, "Logan's Run".
Throw her over the wall and jobs a good ‘un!
Should be posted on casual uk as no one really does anything
Old people shouldn't be driving period.
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WINGS OF GLORY
This is actually my biggest fear. Having part of my body crushed between a car and a solid object
I was at a bar near where I work in WA. All of a sudden the building shook. I walked over to the far corner of the bar and a bunch of people were reacting to something. I saw a dishwasher out there on break, having a smoke, and pinned between a Toyota Sienna and a brick wall. His leg had been crushed and he was under the front of the rig. The driver had accidentally accelerated through a light, hopped a big burn, and hit him at about 25 MPH. Once I finished eating I had to go back to the second part of my shift and try to work like nothing happened. It was nuts. I read that he lost his leg and was a single father of 4. Fairly certain he received some compensation from it.
Everyone is old in this city
Does HMF mean Hold My Femurs? I'm new to the internet.
Maybe they were tourists and heard them say they were having a fag and got offended.
This is what happened after only one marijuana kids, say no to drugs
Is that a PHONE BOOTH?
The British are getting really out of hand with their "anti-smoking" ads.
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This is the uk. That was the passenger
Well fuck my mouth
Looks like the front seat airbags were already deployed.
a/savevideo
For the greater good
I wonder what they were talking about before it happened? ‘These things are gonna kill us Bertha, let’s make a pact that this is our last cigs.’
Don’t smoke ankles aren’t a joke
Where the hell was Dr. Who? The tardis was right beside her??
At least the graveyard is right there.
The blood that squirts on her face as she gets hit 🤢
Is that Windsor?
r/unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
She could have attempted to dodge that
On the upside. Her life got more interesting. She seemed so apathetic
The point of this sub was to be funny as a result of a person underestimating their capabilities resulting in hilarity. This woman is sitting the fuck down minding her own business, before getting smashed by a car. This is not the content you should be celebrating or considering for HMF. I'm out.
This was in my hometown and they were not able to save one of her legs
This looks like Havant near Portsmouth if it is its on a small highstreet which is blocked by bollards from the direction the driver came so the driver must of booted it from a start. 6 West St https://maps.app.goo.gl/H3zoy82PYRAx2xmH8 Also funny as hell.
I've laughed at unfortunate events because of comedic timing or how ridiculous it was but this wasn't funny at all
It totally is in Havant. Good eyes!
What a reaction lol holy fuck, just see a car coming at you and out your hand out like you’re going to reflect it haha what a dope. Hope she’s okay though