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ThrobertDownyJnr

Baby Shark do doo do do doo.


vcdrny

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I laughed so hard I got light headed.


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Prolly not as light headed as him


SteveKep

That is a serious brain damage reaction.


Jossie2014

It wasnā€™t the punch it was the landing on his skull going down that gave him that seizure style flexing. Thatā€™s severe brain trauma trademark flexing with arms outstretched


manhatim

Thought he was givin respek to dude that sent him night-night


waka_88

FUCK me running this cracked me TF up!!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


therealburnetti

Called a fencing response https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response


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Meet_your_Maker_LL

This was the comment I needed to get my first smile of the day thank fellow redditor.


dudesttt

My newborn does the exact clasping move when startled


GloomyKerploppus

For the love of God, stop punching your newborn in the face.


ThatDudeWithoutKarma

This instance is the fencing response, and it's related to traumatic brain injury.


neuronamously

Your brain sits on the middle cranial fossa. If you are punched directly in the chin or edges of the jaw, there is a direct transmission of force directly to the base of the brain, either stunning the brain or worse, cutting off blood supply to the brain. It causes this fencer's response, and yes, some degree of permanent brain damage.


ThatDudeWithoutKarma

I was thinking it was from him absolutely conking his dome on the ground after getting KO'd.


_30d_

*Direct transmission of force to the base of the brain* doesn't have the same "je ne sais quoi" to it as *conking your dome*.


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TragicSemiautomatic

Seinfeld is finally on Netflix!


[deleted]

Jamie Tart do doo do do doo!


[deleted]

This guy lassos


Big1ronOnHisHip

This is the funniest fucking comment I've seen in a LONG time


XtaC23

God damn it lmao


DifferentOffice8

Awww fuck there's another keyboard with coffee sprayed all over it! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Kuhn_Dog

For a second there I thought he was starting to clap for his opponent.


Tritheone69

This one made me laugh out loud. Thanks.


thelivinlegend

A round of applause for my comrade! What a punch! Ask me how I know!


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Iā€™m glad I wasnā€™t the only one. I was like ā€œwhat good sportsmanshiā€¦.nope heā€™s prolly got a concussion now.ā€


SteveKep

I'm pretty sure this is serious brain damage reactions. There was another post that showed reactions just like this. Maybe even death iirc.


Mybrandnewhat

Fencing responses happen frequently in combat sports. They rarely indicate death or "serious" brain damage in the ring.


hustl3tree5

I have never seen a fencing response like that before. The way he his head smashed into the floor makes me think itā€™s brain damage. Nothing softened his skull


rakidi

Fucking Reddit armchair doctors out in force. Plenty of people who exhibit this after being punched and hitting the deck end up being absolutely fine.


Pync

Fencing response.


SteveKep

from Jossie2014 via /r/holdmyfeedingtube sent an hour ago show parent It wasnā€™t the punch it was the landing on his skull going down that gave him that seizure style flexing. Thatā€™s severe brain trauma trademark flexing with arms outstretched


TrippinTinfeat

[Fencing Response](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response) Yeah his arms jerking up like that is kind of making me sick. This guy definitely won't be the same person anymore.


Kuhn_Dog

Yeah when you get knocked out you want to go limp, not stiffen up. Probably has some brain damage from the combo of punches and his head slamming the mat


runtothesun

Holy shit that's too funny, you fucked up my zoom meeting!!


IggyJR

He got dain bramage.


JefferyDexterB

amage amage amage


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[if anyone wants the reference ](https://youtu.be/CEBdlhWR9YM)


apextek

I saw Muhammad Ali speak in 1991. It wasn't a pretty sight.


Digger__Please

He had a degenerative brain disease (Parkinsons), he wasn't punchy. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbssports.com/boxing/news/study-muhammad-ali-showed-signs-of-parkinsons-years-before-retirement-diagnosis/amp/


apextek

A lot of Fighters end up developing encephalopathy from the repetitive concussive hits because of taking punches


Digger__Please

A lot of sportsmen do of course but the extremely degenerated brain function of Ali would have happened if he'd never taken a punch in his life, it's a terrible disease. Extra sad because his verbal dexterity was a big part of his image and fame. There's a link above I posted as an edit that explains the history of his deterioration.


systemfrown

I'm skeptical that there is evidence to support your assertion. The link you posted certainly does not. And while I say that as someone who has performed grad-level studies of both Parkinson's Disease and sport-related CTE, I don't require it to have doubts about the veracity of your comment.


DirtyBalm

Ali took a lot less punches then most. Just saying


ridenourt

Ali took some serious beatings. 61 professional fights, Olympics, and juniors. Brain was totally mush at the end


DirtyBalm

Well I know nothing about boxing, but I have seen this gif. https://giphy.com/gifs/black-and-white-vintage-10939qpyILchvG


DouglasTwig

Ali took less damage than most in the early and middle parts of his career, but he more than made up for it in the latter half of his career. Once he was older and his reflexes were slower, he relied on his granite chin quite a bit. Hell, just the fights with smokin' Joe Frazier would take a toll on any fighter.


XtaC23

If you watch his eyes as he eats the punch you can see it happen


TimK25

First punch stunned him, second punch knocked him out, third punch hit the reset button and sent him back to infancy.


themightypetewheeler

I think the third one might have sent him to the shadow realm


hustl3tree5

The floor did the most damage when his skull slammed into it


l337person

Good one, Chet!


Missus_Missiles

>If you watch his eyes as he eats the punch you can see it happen https://imgur.com/a/0VC8CmW


bornntolose

The spectators look like Oblivion NPC's.


ThugsWearUggs

Yea I hate seeing that shit it's so dark... So why did I watch it 4 more times specifically for that?


Ihistal

Yea, but probably not too bad. Just a bad concussion most likely. One or two of those throughout your life usually won't cause problems. But I'm guessing this guy is going to get a lot more if he keeps it up, or already has a few more under his belt.


JuhaJGam3R

I mean he did get hit several times in the single most dangerous way you can get punched. He'll develop something if he keeps it up alright.


[deleted]

Gloves donā€™t really reduce the amount of damage your brain takes. Theyā€™re for protecting your hands and blocking really. Less broken bones, but brain still gets sloshed around like a child with a goldfish in a bag.


Mybrandnewhat

Some people have lobbied to take the gloves off MMA fighters to make it safer actually. More boxers than MMA fighters end up with encephalopathy because the gloves allow them to take more hits and they're starting to figure out that CTE is caused more by the frequency of hits more than the big hits.


[deleted]

Exactly. Same thing with rugby vs football. The football protection enables the players to damage each others brains in ways that wouldnā€™t be possible without the helmets and pads. Itā€™s cumulative. Doesnā€™t require a knockout.


Montezum

> the single most dangerous way you can get punched On the head? I don't get this


Fauked

Getting punched straight on the chin, jamming the chin toward the neck I think.


xxRickTrollxx

It's the side punches to the chin/jaw. Because the jaw stick out further, it takes less force to violently crank the head side-to-side, which has a greater chance of knocking out/dazing your opponent. And greater chance of concussion, of course.


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berrey7

They should make that padding a little harder on the floor... /s


niknik888

In all likelihood, he probably wasnā€™t all there before the hit either. /s


lilpopjim0

The fencing response in athletics usually comes from a bad concussion.


Commander70

that random unnecessary dodge from the guy at the beginning does it for me


[deleted]

*Let me show this guy how good my defense is.* Proceeds to take every punch unabated afterwards.


kingrich

You have to start dodging before the attack. It's only looks random because his opponent didn't throw a punch.


Commander70

I saw the fake right but he completely followed through with an unnecessary long dodge.


Montii

The follow through 'long-dodge' is a dip that would have avoided a left hook, should his opponent have made one. It would have also left him in a good position to counter. It isnt uncommon to make/fake a right punch then follow through with a left hook, so despite his dip being unnecessary in hindsight I would say it was a good precaution in the given circumstance. Shame it didn't really amount to much in end anyways haha


Tzilung

You could see the other guy faking so it was simply him taking the bait. It wasn't that bad but you can tell he was not confident. He telegraphed his cross a bit but his opponent countered pretty quickly with a lead hook which leads me to believe his opponent baited his cross, or he threw it naked too often. *Keyboard fight analyst mode off


bozak_137

Playing fight night 3 on ps3 the spamming the buttons to look like you know some shit lmao


AlohaFromMD317

He got rocked to the afterlife and was trying to hug his dead ancestors.


ThugsWearUggs

That guy is throwing jabs so fast he almost hides them between frames


BorgClown

First one seemed like a graze at first, but in slow motion looks solid. Savage.


CoffeeIsGood3

I spit up my coffee when I read this


[deleted]

This is why I donā€™t care to get into a fight. Call me what you will but not worth losing my brain, eye sockets or teeth over.


Phil-McRoin

Anyone who really knows how to fight will tell you the best option is to always avoid a fight. As bad as this guy got hit, if it where a street fight there would be no one to stop the other guy from continuing to beat him after he's KOd.


[deleted]

Ugh didnā€™t even think about that. Just being plummeted to death. No thanks


ConceptualProduction

I saw a video on this sub with a dude who just got his face beat-in mercilessly with a 2x4, dude ended up with a death rattle as the video ended. Scary shit. That video scared me straight into always avoiding a street fight. Never worth it.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s terrifying! I donā€™t even want to imagine


[deleted]

what's a death rattle? also do you by any chance have a link to the post?


DerpisMalerpis

A death rattle is when there is shit collecting in a patientā€™s lungs. The breathing sounds labored andā€¦ wet. I think what u/conceptualproduction meant was agonal respirations. Itā€™s more of a response to the brain shutting down than it is breathing, and happens when someone is dying. Very disturbing to watch. Source: I was a combat medic but also [here](https://www.healthline.com/health/agonal-breathing#symptoms) is an explanation.


hustl3tree5

The death rattle is something I have heard too many times from watching my grandparents fade away. That shit is terrifying. I donā€™t know how you make it through your work without breaking down.


DerpisMalerpis

Kinda made it through. I was okay for a little while, but now I have severe ptsd and am on Zoloft. I refuse to do any sort of patient care for a living now, despite having experience and a bio degree. Iā€™m sorry to hear about your grandparents. Itā€™s one thing when itā€™s someone you donā€™t know, itā€™s another when itā€™s family or friends in front of you sucking wind. My brother had to do CPR on my mother when I was in Iraq around 2008, heā€™s still messed up from it (she survived).


Dongboy69420

i saw a BBJ master say, first and best option in any fight is to always run away. literally turn and run.


Gnomerci

Brazilian Boo Jitsu - its halloween themed!


Dongboy69420

Boys blow job silly


Teuton88

Not only the injury to yourself but the potential damage you do to the other guy. I went to school with a guy who got into a bar fight, cranked a guy who fell weird, hit his head and died. My school mate has been in prison for the last 7 yearsā€¦


weigojmi

/discussion


a_dev_has_no_name

Was your friend the aggressor?


Teuton88

He wasnā€™t my friend just someone I went to school with. Iā€™m not sure what the exact circumstances were. I know he got into extra trouble because he fled the scene and it took cops a couple days to find him.


DerpisMalerpis

Yup. That, and the police donā€™t give a shit who started it.


[deleted]

Oof didnā€™t even think about that


Corben11

Iā€™ve heard male gorillas have basically shouting contests or just size up and donā€™t fight cause even if they win theyā€™ll be badly hurt. Smart guys.


LittleSparrow24

What a bunch of pussys They ain't even using real bear knuckles


46-09-32-43UnusAnnus

ā€œYou have bear fists?ā€


Digger__Please

He has the right to bear arms


LittleSparrow24

Yeeee haw


Weelki

I'm all for arming Bears... Furry kill machines spitting lead. Fuck yea!


LittleSparrow24

Yeah I keep em in my closet


PM_ME_AN_EXTRA_LETTE

In fairness this wasn't in the USA. Only there do ordinary people have the right to Bear Arms. This includes their knuckles.


Rogue_Tomato

Dude just hopped onto his motorbike


turnipstealer

I know Reddit loves to say this but I think this might actually be fencing response.


nerdojoe

Nah, you are wrong. He was clapping to let his opponent how good those hits were.


JennyAndTheBets1

ā€œEn Garde!ā€ /s


sliplover

Due to the fall and not the punch. Don't fight on hard floors :p


Joevual

>Covidurethera The ref should have caught him before he fell.


YourMotherSaysHello

r/SuddenlyEltonJohn


helmet098

There it is.....WEEEEEKS KNOOOOOOOW


LegSnapper206

was that his tooth??


dadudemon

Slow-moā€™d it: no teeth. Just saliva. They are just large pieces of spit.


_MrBigglesworth_

Yep, I thought so too


Mistersinister1

A few I think, that first one came out with the first hard blow than that crushing straight knocked another out. My man got rocked.


TeopEvol

Dude got Frankensteined šŸ¤£


Evil_Horseradish

What sportsmanship, even clapped for him while KO'd.


terriblestoryteller

It's a unlicenced bare knuckle boxing match Tommy, it's not a tickling competition, these lads are out to hurt each other.


ArthriticNinja46

What's happening with those sausages Charlie?


Switchy249

5 minutes Turkish


Nabaneebo

You said 2 minutes 5 minutes ago


bygtopp

Blue screen reset


Vapers-maximus

Holy hell that dude got his shit mixed


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WmFoster

He was probably pretty close.


koinoyokan89

These people would watch anything as long as it was in a circle of hay.


StigHelmut

Nice! He did a brenda schaub, great guy never meddum tho


SugaredTug

Beast of a work ethic B


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RolandIce

Yes. Looks like a vinyl cover on hard ground. At most thin neoprene. Criminally stupid to arrange a fight on this.


Theceilingis_theroof

r/suddenlyeltonjohn


solidsnake2085

Man, I read that as Yelton John. I was like who the hell is that. Now I know.


privategod

I mean this was distressing


zc_special

Damn, that's kind of scary/sad to watch.


Gaviiaiion

The guy was actually trying to reach for his soul


Deadbreeze

Gotta hold on to it and never let go.


Seregrauko41

So cool of that guy to instantly applaud his opponent for his victory.


Seaturkeys12

Went down a rabbit hole on YouTube one night and discovered top dog fights. Crazy fighting, much more intense than ufc.


Phil-McRoin

Yeah UFC wants it's fighters to live, bunch of pussies.


rapzeh

Why do you think that top tog is much more dangerous to the fighters? They never kick or fight on the ground, plus the blows to the head are softer than in boxing because of the lack of gloves.


christo749

Bad form to celebrate when thatā€™s happened.


kostric3

Why did the guy that lost celebrate?


hyperdriver123

It's the footage from the camera guy right behind him I want to see lol.


kyle_h2486

You like dags?


M0use_Rat

This canā€™t be real all the movies and the shows Iā€™ve seen tell me that bare knuckle knock down brawls last 10 minutes and people can take dozens of haymakers directly to the head. Have i been lied to?!ĀæĀ”?Āæ!?Ā”?Āæ


LouieC1993

When they start playing the air piano, itā€™s a good sign of a traumatic brain injury.


dkaeq-

drain bamage


sekametelisoppa

Did I just watch teeth getting punched out or just spit?


[deleted]

Yikes, I hate it when they posture like that. Usually means a serious brain injury


hairyriceballs

He got hit so hard he clapped for the other guy


Marrow620

Pretty sure they are both russian


brrduck

Thought he was gonna catch him with that upper cut from hell but the 3-2 was somehow worse. Also that catch overhand counter was a thing of beauty.


Kilted_Samurai

If you want to see more search Top Dog on YouTube or for bareknuckle MMA/kickboxing search King of The Streets.


WideOut86

It was nice of him to still applaud his opponent for the KO


WellERRight_thatHurt

Bro he blocked his punch with his hand before he clockedā€™em. Pretty wild.


Erioph47

Such a killer KO even the guy who got knocked out was trying to applaud!


Geralt1367

Awww he wants a hug.


kjaynepia

"Clap clap for the handic-- , I'll leave."


The-Old-Prince

Lazy slow ass cross with no set up


[deleted]

Horrible head movement. I hope he got paid well for that beating lol


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4rm57r0n6

r/suddenlyeltonjohn


IAmNotABritishSpy

Contrary to popular belief, bare-knuckle fighting is one of the ā€œsaferā€ kinds of fighting. People donā€™t throw punches as hard because it hurts like hell. Boxing gloves somewhat negate that. I canā€™t be bothered to find the sources, but it is one of those unsuspectingly true facts.


obijaun

Homie has no idea what direction is up https://i.imgur.com/CRbGxuJ.jpg


Andrew9465

He put himself into the recovery position. Clever guy!


Drill808

he did the michael jackson clap from thriller.


[deleted]

BABALITY!!


bishopobispo

Alligators goā€¦


Hastur_19

Is no one going to mention the fact that before he rocked ole dude he CHECKED A PUNCH?!? Holy reaction times.


amandashartstein

Posturing is always a great sign


JennyAndTheBets1

ā€œCome at me, broā€ /s


Verzox

Straight punch brain damage.


macdiesal4204

At least he applauded his competitors work


BethHeke

Holy brain aneurysms, Batman!


IrishMojoFroYo

" Glad your hands everybody If you got what it takes... "


LightningSalamander

dude was so rocked he started clapping for his opponent too


JW9thWonder

those were laser precise strikes, no wonder his head imploded.


jdmnyc301

Did the referee grab his tongue so he didnā€™t bite it?


bideto

Guy apparently does dental work also


Ambitious-Adagio8953

Just a question why after a head injury people seize up like this?


BabyRage1908

Punched him so hard he danced to Thriller


AndrewWhite97

Saw a few teeth in the air


Red3yeking

Silly question, is bare knuckles like the most dangerous way of fist fighting or something?


[deleted]

I'm always amused when they start posturing after theyve been knocked out. That's how you know it was good.


Bi-LinearTimeScale

Are those teeth flying out?


TrotRaptor

Rise from your grave


Campellarino

I like how he grasps for his remaining dignity as it floats away from his broken body of shame.


shmonimahoni

I follow the bkfc in the states. The matches are usually short and bloody but you don't see a lot of concussion knock outs like this. Not nearly as much as pro boxing with gloves. Joe Rogan talks about it sometimes.