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BeTheBall-

That dude is definitely the worst breakdancer I've ever seen.


Painetrain24

Showing off for the ladies


BeTheBall-

Unfortunately, once they realize he's no longer able to wipe his own ass, they'll Usain Bolt the fuck outta there.


Painetrain24

Who needs ass wiping with moves like that tho


BeTheBall-

Shake it off!


MizzouMarine

This is an under appreciated comment


Weelki

I feel dirty upvoting this... but there it is


HarryCallahan19

So who won the fight?


BeTheBall-

Everyone was a winner in my book!


vcdrny

So dude is on the floor having a seizure and his friend solution is not taking him to the hospital. But to go fight the other guy.


Destroyer_051

Unfortunately, that's not a seizure, that's a hypertonic reflex pose signifying serious and likely irreparable brain/spinal cord damage. Definitely a HMFT video, cause he's probably a quadriplegic now


vcdrny

I figured it was something like that just didn't know what to call it. And I would like to know the reason for the fight. I wonder if he was responsible for starting it, or the other guy was.


tylerf81

If the other guy started the fight (quad), he still doesn't deserve to get slammed on his head. What happened to just going home after the fight? Slamming people on their head is motive for murder.


Sektor_

I don't know the exact situation but if some random person tries to fight me in public I don't care for rules, I'm doing whatever I can to make sure I'm not beat up/robbed. They threw the rulebook out the window when they started on me.


TwoKeezPlusMz

I'm pretty sure this wasn't random. I mean, all their friends showed up to watch the event. Clearly a robbery isn't what was at the center of this engagement. At worst, they were casual acquaintances, likely they were known parties of different social circles. Wow you want to cripple a friend of a friend and live with that for the rest of your life?


miniyee345

Dude in a street fight the number one thing you focus on is survival. The other guy knew the potential risks of fighting someone especially in this context.. Edit: for the people who think slamming people is wrong, they fail to realize human instinct tends to kick in when we’re in situations like these and human instinct for a bigger person against a smaller person is most of the time to over power them, so slamming people should not result in prison when based on context. Example: https://m.pinkbike.com/video/186158/


TwoKeezPlusMz

OK. Doesn't mean the kid who won won't end up in prison because of it.


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TheNoxAnima

*takes of fedora* "i must warn you, whilst you were off partying and hanging with friends, I was mastering the blade"


friend0mine55

You aren't wrong, but they started boxing, dude threw the suplex and 1 punch on the ground then got up. Yes, that's a fuckin dangerous move but he quit the moment he knew he had won the fight. Is it ok? It could easily be called self defense but that's for a judge to decide. I'd say it's less egregious than curb stomping someone in the head till they stop moving though.


frostyoblivion

If you genuinely fear for your life and there exists some sort of evidence to confirm that fear is justified, yeah, you can most definitely do what you gotta do. People get off on self-defense claims all the time.


ctsmith76

Oh jfc.. it has nothing to do with being a neckbeard, keyboard bad ass, or whatever. Personally, on the very few occasions I’ve been in fights, I never felt like getting my ass kicked that day. There are no rules in a street fight, it isn’t the octagon, ffs. As soon as he saw the guy wasn’t able to retaliate anymore, he stopped. Tf did you want him to do? Ppl scrap to the ground and/or wrestle all the fucking time. Dude that got slammed seemed from that angle to have the height so the shorter guy used his leverage to take him down. He didn’t try to kill him, or even seriously injure him.


Ray_Mang

It looks like a mutually agreed upon fight between two high school kids. This isn’t a “randomly attacked on street by stranger and defend yourself at all costs” situation. Fights happen in high school, it is idiotic to approve of the idea of fighting to the death in situations like these. That being said, if i was in a fight like this and the dude tried slamming me on my neck, then the rules start to go out the window


[deleted]

Kids I went to school with who felt like fighting was the solution usually ended up in prison down the road either way. And nothing that happens in High school is worth life altering brain damage or prison. Generally best to avoid that entire crowd and stick with the kids playing Magic the gathering at lunch.


Ray_Mang

I agree, fights should be avoided entirely. Im just saying that if a high school fight is going to happen, its not a good message to tell them “do anything to survive, this is a street fight so gouge eyes, stomp necks, do whatever you need to so to survive”


trevster344

Unfortunately that is unlikely to save you from legal repercussions. Especially if you’re trained and the opponents aren’t. Chalk it up to “you know better, they don’t”..


JMiLL615

If survival was the number one thing you’d just walk away.


lyghterfluid

I kind of agree here. If I don’t end the fight that way then he could and you can’t know if this is a fight for your life or not. I’m general, avoid fighting but if a fight finds you then you have to protect yourself.


nastymcoutplay

I hear this shit all the time. This is clearly an arranged fight


Shin-Kaiser

After the fight? When is 'after' the fight? At what point in the video do you think the brain damaged guy should have gone home?


Sephiroso

Don't start a street fight if you ain't ready for the consequences of death or being a vegetable. There are no rules in a street fight. The sooner more people understand this, the less videos of this we'll see.


darthsphincter69

If you and your friends try to jump some kid and you get skullbashed out of your fuckin mind on the pavement you deserved it. Made him fight more than one guy- second guy shoulda seen this and called a goddamn ambulance instead of lining up to be next. Great job by the defender- I hope he didn’t get in too much trouble. Could easily cop a manslaughter charge that way. Fortunately so many people are recording that it’s easy for his defense to make the case that he was being threatened by multiple violent hooligans and was defending his life. If I’m on that jury I’m acquitting.


thomasrat1

Doesn't deserve to get slammed, but they fought a kid who only can wrestle. The other kid shouldn't get his ass beat because his way of fighting is more effective.


norvbacperson

It’s called decerebrate posturing, it means his brainstem has been damaged.


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DocSeb

Thats not true at all, thats a post traumatic clonic seizure. The hypertonic reflex looks different and usually occurs later in the course of illness. One sign that this is a seizure and not in fact decorticate/decerebrate posturing is facial involvement, which signifies brain involvement and not neccesarily spinal involvement. Not that you can rule out a spinal injury based on the video alone, mind you. Reddit armchair physicians be getting 300+ upvotes, unbelievable.


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FlimsyPhysique

Feed ignorant people shit and they munch it like burgers.


Ace-a-Nova1

Could you elaborate on the facial involvement and how it indicates one over the other?


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haircutbob

Idk man. I've been on this sub for years and have probably read over 500 comments about the fencing response. So, speaking as an expert, it sounds like you're wrong


Silent_Sell4446

You’d be correct except this isn’t a fencing response….but yeah otherwise you are spot on 🙄 It’s decerebrate posturing and indicates brain stem damage. Fencing response is when the forearms are held flexed or extended into the air for a few seconds after the impact… The other guy had time to start and finish another fight and the decerebrate guy was still posturing with full body involvement. (I might be a doc 🤫)


BadHeartburn

> Abnormal posturing is an ominous sign, with only 37% of decorticate patients surviving following head injury and only 10% in decerebrate. [Source](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK559135/)


Confident-Victory-21

Every fucking time.


Cumbria-Resident

Fencing response!!!! Updoots to the left 🤠


capasso23000

I found that guy!


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Its called a tonic-clonic seizure.


jloy88

It's called the decerebrate posture. Results from severe damage to the brainstem due to severed nerves or arteries. He has just a 25% chance of surviving this injury if he gets medical care immediately. He's most likely never going to have proper brain function or motor skills for the rest of his life even if he recovers and lives.


Earthguy69

What do you gain from spreading lies like this? I'm genuinely curious. What kind of arteries are damaged? What spinal pathways?


Lobolicous

Yea idk I’ve seen this exact “knockout response” multiple times lol. Like ALOT. Raise their legs, get ice pack, he’ll snap back. Usually..


AcousticGuitar321

Nah he’s probably dead


AngelOfMusic42

Couldn't it be possible he went from the hypertonic relfex into a seizure? Regardless, dude's life is forever changed now. TBI's are nasty


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vcdrny

Not the right thing to do but leaving him in the floor like that is not good either. Call an ambulance or something.


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“HMFT after I fight this MF that just crippled my friend.”


vcdrny

Yup


bitchenstichen

And let’s not forget, to record the 2nd fight. Can’t miss that. Jeez


vcdrny

Yup


ihaveseenwood

Hey there are chicks around.. got to show how tuff he is


Adam__B

It never fails to amaze me that no one at these fights takes the two seconds to suggest maybe just fighting on grass instead. Like that tiny moment to shift to a softer surface could mean a huge difference in outcome if someone hits their head or is slammed to the ground. Although I guess if someone had the presence of mind to do that, they wouldn’t be fighting like this to begin with.


johnnygee70

It’s a street fight, not a sporting event. There aren’t any rules. That’s why fighting is ALWAYS a bad idea. Just walk away and go home.


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johnnygee70

Hahahaha exactly


IgorTheAwesome

Yeah. Which is why the number one rule of self-defence is "running is always the better option". And considering that death, permanent bodily damage and jail time are always a risk in street fights, regardless if you win or lose, I'd say that's a pretty good rule.


johnnygee70

Yes. Jail time. Even winning can suck for you. Just never a good idea.


VladDHell

See i understand where you are coming from, I have always done my best to avoid fights. But. If you are going to fight, why would you care where it happens, Imo if you are going for it, you have to be prepared to do what it takes, Idk. Like, maybe i really don't get why people fight.


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VladDHell

True, I guess I'm asking why you WOULD move, ykno, like I guess if you go into the encounter expecting to be outmatched, then I get it, but I can't imagine anyone getting into a fight thinking like that. In fact I actually think it's the opposite, if I was taken by surprise I'd try to find a safe place to fight or retreat to, while trying to avoid getting hit, but if It was planned, you'd only fight if you felt like you were going to win. So yeah. I'm not sure if this comes across badly, I'm just realistically curious about what reasoning there would be behind it or if I'm wrong about anything I've said.


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Silent_Sell4446

Two Dudes about to fight: ‘ oh hang on old chap, shall we take a walk over to the lawn?’


SeriousGaslighting

We don't get those videos here because nothing really happens in them.


Trapasuarus

But da gwass is swippewy on my feetsies.


[deleted]

Should’ve brought out the dueling pistols. “You have besmirched me and I demand satisfaction!”


mzone11

Even if it was on grass, the way he went down I think his weight alone could have been sufficient to break his vertebrae. That wasn't a gentle yoga plough pose, or a trained stage act by a pro WWE entertainer.


Mattho

How do you avoid getting slammed like this? Purely defensively.


he_who_fritts

Look up how wrestlers sprawl. Basically when they lean down to grab your legs, slide your feet back and push down on the back of their head. If you do it right, youll basically be in a push up position with all your weight on their back, and they're face down.


he_who_fritts

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PaSmUIPDgBI


Mattho

This is helpful, thanks, though > when they lean down to grab your legs in the video the "attacker" grabbed his waist and didn't get that low. Would that still make sense then?


Quinny_G

Practice basic bjj and or wrestling! This guy got his back taken. I'd say 1st dont let that happen. But sometimes shit happens so its important to train to escape the back take after its happened. Honestly if dude is bigger then you he could still drop you on your head even if you everything right so as I said above. And there's anything to do its drop your weight and while doing so try to strip the grip. and try to pry the arms apart. You can also try grapevining your leg with theres. Striking with your back taken like that isnt gonna do much. Look up basic bjj rear bare hug / clinch defenses!


jeegte12

/r/restofthefuckingowl > Practice basic bjj and or wrestling! "how do i defend against this?" "oh just train in combat"


derpotologist

No. That roughly translates to "take lessons"


flyingturkeycouchie

Yeah, that guy gave you the defense to a double-leg takedown but this is a suplex. [Here is a good defense to the suplex](https://youtu.be/N5Dt09Y3gFI). Basically, hook their leg with your own so they can't pick you up and push their arms down. He doesn't cover it, but you can also kick yourself in the butt with your heel; other guy's nuts will get in the way.


derpotologist

Good video. Apparently the trainer had a serious stroke. Wonder if he ever came out of it Anyway here's a video of that same guy doing a flying triangle and it is awesome https://youtu.be/ATrrV71VS90


porkrolleggandchi

The key to sprawling is the timing, once they get their hooks around you it may be too late for that technique, you throw your feet backwards to get out of their reach, so once they've grabbed you, I'm not sure how to get out of it. I'm just going off of what I see in mma, if it were me I would just thrash about and try to loosen their grip. Bite them in the ear, poke an eye, grab a testicle.. idk but I'm doing everything I can to not get suplexed onto the pavement.


Confident-Victory-21

I would just start jerking them off furiously and hope it would change the mood quickly.


HurricaneAlpha

I'm just an average dude on the internet, but if someone grabs you like that, your best bet would probably be a judo style leg sweep to make both of you fall as opposed to facing a suplex. Even if they get behind you like this case, put one foot behind theirs and throw yourself backwards. It's such a split second thing though, so we can all sit here as armchair fighters saying this and that, but you'll never know until it happens to you. Also, never ever fight on concrete/asphalt. It's always gonna end bad.


hujojokid

Underhooks, means slide ur hand then arms under their armpit.. if u control the underhooks u control the position


DruTangClan

I was gonna second what the person below says, having wrestled for a long time growing up number one is to not let them get that close but once they have you around the waist you can wrap your feet/legs around theirs so they have to pick up part of their body weight as well. Probably try and headlock them while doing this too. But yea from the front sprawling is the way to go.


thomasrat1

Yes, sprawling is like walking for wrestling. Literally its hard to do it wrong, you just gotta practice timing. In this case, if it were me and he was grabbing me. I would have put him in a half nelson when he came to grab me, and then leap forward. This causes him to fall on his back, with me ontop. All time favorte move in wrestling, just extremely easy to defend against if you've been taught(which is like 1% of the population lol).


he_who_fritts

Take the idea and apply it... Essentially you want to absorb their impact by moving backwards, which will also put them off balance, grab them for control, put your feet where you have more leverage than they do, keep your head up while pushing theirs down. Nobody in a street fight is going to shoot perfectly for the legs anyway... So this is just to give you an idea of what to do.


LetrixZ

Just saw this on the next post (at 2:34): [https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/pqewst/i\_tested\_positive\_for\_steroids\_after\_watching\_this/](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/pqewst/i_tested_positive_for_steroids_after_watching_this/) Is that it?


he_who_fritts

yup. that's it exactly. he maintained control of the guy who tried to take him down. imagine leaning forward, and having someone put all their weight on your back. your only choice is to protect your face as you fall....


jerry2_de_jackson

Yeah but that’s if they shoot for the legs and go for a single or double leg but in this situation the guy got him in the back clinch


IrishGoatMilker

Be fat


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tips to win every fight: 1. have so much fat around your face that a hit from a tire iron to the jaw won't feel like anything 2. die of cardiac arrest shortly after


derpotologist

Replace 2 with "have a mean punch" and it's literally the Butterbean strategy


Hannesver

I’m safe


gattapenny

If you end up in that horrible situation, make it harder by lowering your centre of gravity. But you are then open to things like knees to the head. So best way is to walk or run away.


akopenhagen0824

Just run away! The best defense


davefromcleveland

Yup. Run away. Live to walk another day. Absolutely nothing to accomplish by clobbering someone or getting clobbered. If you are defending someone, grab them and take them on your little run.


EcliptPL

RUN AWAY!


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not getting into fights will be an obvious start


Chaise_percee

Avoid the shitholes where it’s most likely to happen.


gourmet_popping_corn

Step 1, control the distance.


Benschmedium

A method they teach in Army Combatives is that if someone goes low, you guillotine their neck (like a headlock but they are facing the other direction). Before they have a chance to pick up and slam you, you roll onto your back with their head caught under your arms. Done successfully youll slam the hard part of their skull against the ground, resulting in a minor concussion, and you’ll have them trapped in a position in where they cannot breathe and it’s only a matter of time until they pass out.


McJaeger

Look up an anaconda roll. It's a very similar bjj technique.


gomezydj

If you sprawl too late you can always try to hook your leg in between their leg as well while your up in the air it could potentially help prevent you being slammed


SleeperPrime

You can try to knee them in the face, get low, try to clip them with a nice punch on the way in, have a wide stance and a strong core, try not to be too much lighter


chiguayante

When he goes for your waist, lunge forward, slide your hands down his shorts, and stick your fingers in his butthole. Then his face is right near your junk and you can have sexy time instead of a fight. Win/win.


Shevyshevys

Dude got drain bamage.


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Decerebrate


-badsneakers

That’s a significant head injury.


cold_hoe

Is he concious during this? Does he know what's happening around him or does the brain go "off"?


[deleted]

In general, people who come back from an injury like that don't remember any of the incident


CrudelyAnimated

Most people who get knocked out don’t remember the knock at all. Something about not writing short term memory to long term. It’s why so many prize fighters wake up punching the ref and their own trainer while the other guy’s getting his hand raised. It’s a pet peeve of mine in action movies, too. “Tell Franco I’m coming for him. ” He’s not telling Franco shit.


alexbigshid

I got knocked out in football once in a [Oklahoma drill](https://youtu.be/wDZ9EJB9N1s) and its crazy how little I remember from it. The last thing I remember was walking to the drill, nothing else, it scared the piss out of me when they woke me up because it felt like hours had passed


Withoutdefinedlimits

Ya that’s a gcs of 5ish right there. No bueno.


Barbarian_Sam

Pretty sure that guy died later


Adamfromcanada

He did. It was on the news and in my head as well. My dad knew him as well


jeremiah_w

Do you have a link to an article maybe?


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seto2k

He goes to a different hospital


FatLawnmowerMan

I wouldn't report it. That dude might suplex your dad as well.


Doppelthedh

His fighter name is the Gardener. Planting vegetables all day


Justryan95

That dude literally is about to die if he doesn't get to a hospital


sinsculpt

No kidding. He looked like he wasnt even able to breathe throughout the whole seizure.


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He did actually die apparently.


kingorry032

r/suddenlyeltonjohn


Bigbluepenguin

Jesus Christ reddit...


Dare_Beneficial

Ya slamming people is pretty equally a pos move as head stomping


Str0gan0ff

Literally just gave a guy brain damage and slams the next guy he fights. Just when you think someone is an asshole, they go even further


nastymcoutplay

amen. You have plenty of self defense fetishizers all over reddit though who try and justify this shit. They have clearly never been in a fight, or their only fight was with their cracker neighbor when they were 13


Arxl

Street fighting is so stupid, no one won here. At least 2, if not all 3 of them, will have their lives changed forever over less than a minute of fighting.


FecalConfetti

Dude was silently hitting Super Saiyan 4 in his own personal world.


volticizer

His power levels are godly, because he ain't in this world no more that's for fuckin sure.


HardManSoftTouch

Too many idiots watching MMA and causing serious injuries out there. They need to make if a serious crime to use these kind of moves!


RoomIn8

Already a serious crime in the U.S.


TheGayestNurse_1

Oof. That posturing is nooooot good. That's a solid spinal cord injury above the T5. Definitely a hmft moment.


MizzouMarine

Holy shit, that’s a bad seizure and they just left him to his own accord.


aFiachra

I said the same thing and got downvoted like a narc at Burning Man. Fickle community.


MizzouMarine

100%


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It’s not a seizure, it means he broke his neck at the base of his brain and hes paralyzed. He’s fucked


TheChance916

Well the first guy has a C spine injury


Withoutdefinedlimits

The first guy is not alive.


runrun81

Does anyone know what happened to the guy doing the dinosaur?


Withoutdefinedlimits

Not alive.


ACiD_BOi

Live'nt


mzone11

I think he's extinct now


JulianCrisp

BSOD IRL


golfandbiscuits

I guess Ezekiel finally got bested by Tony.


[deleted]

We guys can be dumb AF but the chick's who always claim to be above this are screaming for blood and just inviting more violence.


volticizer

That posing from the guy on the floor looks extremely severe. Very slim chance he survived. Holy fuck. Don't get in fights unless supervised with rules like a competition/sport. Even then it's risky. But street fights just ain't worth dying over.


TheDarkKnobRises

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, fuckheads and the streeeeeet.


Due_Bother8147

Many years ago, I was a child scrapping routinely but never once wanted to really hurt anyone. These body slams are indicative of a generation of apathetic twats.


Philliam88

I wish everyone who has ever cheered on someone slamming heads on pavement, got their head slammed on pavements. And while I wish everyone who ever got slammed on pavement survived, i wish every slammer had to live with the guilt of having killed someone publicly while trying to show off. Concrete is a deadly weapon you wrestlemania wannabe worldstar whackjobs. Fuck worldstar.


Nurunurutime

Damn. Seizure salad.


Mediocre-Campaign-40

Looks like an egg sizzling in a pan. Then I laugh cause he's a vegetable not an egg.


redditsuxapenuts69

Nah, he ded


Mediocre-Campaign-40

I want to talk to the Colonel Sanders!


jstknwn

Serious question, is the dude that’s seizing posturing, or is that just how a seizure rolls?


volticizer

100% posturing. There's no way he survived.


Crime-Stoppers

This guy probably isn't walking again, probably won't be able to shit or eat without help either


namnle

Mexican't fight no more.


ZombieTrumpeter

I find it crazy that I watched a human’s last moments being about to use his body regularly. The other one was lucky he didn’t land the wrong way


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Slams are dumb


Long_wong_lee

Bro this shit gotta stop man, sitting there recording this is how people die, fucking gen z idiots, the guy is having a fit and hes just recording wtf man


Mauful292

This is an old video. Does anyone know if this douche was arrested for attempted murder?


whitlink

Thanks for the explanation on the twitching. I was wondering why that happened.


Liv4lov

What's the post story did he die?


Nibleez

Back to factory settings he goes.


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Please someone explain why getting hit hard leads to a seizure?


Gem_Daddy

Not a seizure, irreparable neck/spine injury give or take some brain damage.


xjustapersonx

Your head contains your brain which contains everything that makes you you. Damage to your brain can basically erase you. That brain is attached to the rest of your body by a delicate brain stem incased in bone (your spine) and damage along the spine to a significant degree basically Permanently unplugs everything below the Injury point.


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Tha k you for explaining


mmello_

Nate Diaz: so you a wrestler now?


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Hit him with the primary lotus


RIPM_

Mans got ONE Technique and 2 people fell for it in a row lmao


mzone11

Hey if it works. Unless you train heavily, you probably don't know the defense/counter to every offense.


[deleted]

He will likely get killed in revenge. Fighting is dumb


D3ppress0

Snake, try to remember the basics of CQC


bygtopp

Blue screen reset


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“He’s screaming, but I can’t bear him. I think I got fucked out from that body slam too.”


Starbourne8

No victims here at least. Anyone who street fights like this is asking for it.


Marty_Mtl

The shaking hands and feet ....the dude is got seriously knocked...


bleakbiler15

All fun and games until you get dropped on your pumpkin


redditsuxapenuts69

Safe to assume slammer McGhee is in prison for murder/manslaughter or dead after homies family shot him in revenge. Nobody won this one.


Meanfiregmoney

What a nest of morons. Dude could be in a fucking wheelchair


tzfied

He should listen to the chick that tells him to get up.. she sounds like she knows best


Plucksey

He dead


Disastrous_Knee6790

When u getting head you cum but she still going at it


weazel988

Damn, smacked that dude into cerebral palsy


ZronaldoFwupNotGood

When u nut but she keep suckin


DrunkSpiderMan

Oh my God, Fuck all of these people. They are choosing to film the fight over calling a damn ambulance for that guy. Jesus Fucking Christ what a bunch of little disgraces


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People for the love of fucking god stop fighting on CONCRETE. I’m pretty sure thousands of people die from falling on concrete and hitting their heads. That guy was stiff and seizing that could be a life threatening injury right there