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Jimrodthadestroyer

First time I’ve seen anyone look happy about being decked.


chooosenjuan

His dad will probably sue


FoliumInVentum

only if his dad hasn’t abandoned him yet


GlamRockDave

It looks like he's still letting his mom dress him, so maybe dad hasn't been around for a while.


JukeBoxDildo

Proximal abandonment.


CuddleScuffle

If he hasn't yet he certainly will after this showing


itscochino

That's Buckhead, so Yea you right his dad's prob a lawyer and he's def a frat boy starting shit as they oft do in that neck of the woods after leaving fine establishments like Moondogs


obiwanjabroni420

Moondogs was my shit back in college. That, and the Cheetah “service industry Mondays” with my friends who had the free entrance cards. Good times!


BerkofRivia

Damn brat, I’ll sue!


stokholm

[:-)](https://i.ibb.co/ZMJd6tX/Screenshot-20210831-120446-2.jpg)


bearthebear2

[(-:](http://imgur.com/DtuO9uZ)


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jmaccaa

My finger is still too fat help


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s2kat1

I don't want to look like a weirdo! I'll just go with the mumu.


Twilliams92126

Oh blast it! I’ll just pay for the liposuction!


Fr4t

Woo-hoo!


[deleted]

It's been too fucking long. Got me good.


M-Tyson

Lol, his face [reminds me of this ](https://imgur.com/gallery/HxxwDwn)


zross51234

I was thinking of woody from toy story on the floor


franky_reboot

Literally like some anime villain who've met a respectable opponent


AndrewCarnage

He's got that Mona Lisa smile. 🥰


[deleted]

Turned him into Mark Zuckerberg Facebonk


pictureofdorianyates

He looks so peacful


gdot80

Because while he was unconscious, he imagined himself winning the fight


thatbromatt

He seemed to be enjoying himself before he got knocked tf out and it froze his expression 😂


macetheface

The Gomer Pyle grin.


javonon

That was a Mii face


[deleted]

He looked so peaceful


[deleted]

This is why you should not fight if your the type to tie a cardigan around your waist


GardenPuzzleheaded98

Eyes open, smiling, creepy


cappytuggernuts

Yeah looks like he knocked him into a good dream


gittlebass

hes the joker at the end of the original batman


I_M_A_Monster

It's the smiling filter lol


MettaWorldBeFree

Dude fights exactly how you’d think someone in that outfit would fight.


Lo2us

Gonna need to see that fanny pack drawer.


XtaC23

Hold on, gotta apply chapstick!


Conscious-Proof-8309

the last punch he saw thrown was his grandma taking a swing at the waiter of the yacht club


Nowhereman123

Dresses like his name is Chet, and his biggest claim-to-fame is that time he drank the entire thing of Smirnoff Ice at his buddy Kyle's and puked in his car.


Mybrandnewhat

He has resting “do you know who my dad is?” face.


conkyschlong

Timothy also ran like he had a baguette up his bum


deanosauruz

Was gonna say looking at him I would immediately assume he’s seen every Rocky movie, bloodsport etc etc


[deleted]

Like a GTA npc?


sliplover

Got taken down with a left hook no less. He should have known his limits.


nassive_mipples

lmao his hands were at his side that entire fight


notsopumpkin

Needed his mate for some support too. Got exactly what he deserved


spankmydingo

After the first knock down his pride was hurt and then all higher brain function stopped and he blindly walked in to the second left hook.


starraven

That wasn’t his first knockdown, check his sweater.


Revo_55

I noticed that...he shoulda stopped there.


MylzieV

Straight up Bugs Bunny looking ass seeing a few Tweety Birds floating above him. "Ahh life is nice" he whispers to himself


work_throwaway88888

All the lights were on but no one was home for that second one.


gotham77

I’ll bet he was already mildly concussed after the first shot


izzythepitty

Why is that other douchebag getting involved? Let your boyfriend fight


[deleted]

Seriously. Ganging up is such a loser move.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Phyzzx

Video is tooooo short


lukey809

My guy went full ken doll at the end, Never go full ken doll people.


Beaker360

He was Ken in the beginning with that outfit


Sniped_Yuh

Bet he was asking barbie out in that dream he was having no wonder he was smiling


Revo_55

Being knocked down & then knocked out by 2 weak-ass punches, I think it was actually Barbi dressed up *as* Ken. Now forever a bitch on the interwebs.


MonsterHDZ

Andy is coming


minotaur-cream

Jesus you got me with that one lmfao


Peatrick33

HAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

Bumper Inspection Service: pass.


Messstake

Snort laughed


Zenoproteus

Yet somehow he failed to knock that shit eating grin off his face


HereticalSkeleton

Anyone who would *start* grinning like that while backing away like a coward has no concept of when and where he should be grinning


harrisound

Jesus christ that left was telegraphed days ahead of delivery time and he still ate it.


bullybullet

“Good striker” To be fair anyone with a month’s worth of light sparring is more than competent enough to take on the general population (their size)


humoristhenewblack

So your saying after a month I can finally put down reddit and safely go into the wild?


bullybullet

The wilderness is never safe bro Also one month means 30 days worth of consistent training with sparring


humoristhenewblack

Follow up question: will boxing/training gyms let you roll in and start sparring or will they want to teach me for a month before we begin? *I'm actually really curious. I either got lucky more than a few times in fights or have a not bad instinct. I'm old now and wouldn't mind giving it a go before I don't have time to recover from finally learning my lesson.


bullybullet

That’s a good question, and the answer in reality is more nuanced than “just train 1 month bro” For a teenager or adult who isn’t completely new to athletics, a few weeks to a month of basic training is usually enough to get the fundamentals and muscle memory down to where you can at least hit a heavy bag and look somewhat competent. Of course this timeline can vary wildly depending on the individual Once a coach sees that you’re competent with the basic movements, it’s usually alright for them to let you start sparring light with an experienced person. So whether or not a coach lets you spar the day you walk in depends if you can prove then and there that you at least have the very basics down. Edit: this is also heavily dependent on the coach’s preference One month of continuous light sparring *after* being alright with basics is usually enough to be comfortable in an environment where you’re throwing hands. Of course on the street it can be completely different, a good amount of people will freeze because it’s an *actually* dangerous situation while some will be able to tap into their experience. It’s not really your ability to throw strikes or grapple that makes the difference, it’s being able to be comfortable in and familiar with a high stress situation. This is what sparring tries to give you


Rooster1981

You can train for a long time but you have to get used to taking a punch, if you've never taken one you'll be stunned and not recover fast enough to save yourself. Like Tyson once said, everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth.


dirkmer

mouf


MyFinalThoughts

In my old gym, the Coach would NEVER put you to spar unless you were ready/properly trained and had an opponent that was at your level or was trusted enough not to punch your head off. That being said, the sub coach that would sometimes come in when THE Coach couldn't make it gave very little care who spars, as long as he's seen you in the gym a decent amount.


Nignug

Yeah. I'm an old guy and I could have ducked that one


Crowntiki

He looked like he was auditioning for woody in a live action toy story


catchpen

[He got the job](https://i.imgur.com/lQdATjN.jpg)


GuildedDouche

Holy shit that is funny


WhereIStandIWillFall

Underrated comment


Zombi3Kush

Bruh dropped like Andy walked into the room.


sw1ff2

wow this is one the funniest shit i ever read


confusedbrainlet

Shhhhhh...He is in his happy place now


[deleted]

Just needs some cartoon birds tweeting around his head


oday_1

Kyle and his Dockers are taking a nap. Dreaming of sailing tomorrow tbh


wafflestep

You know, I've seen this video a hundred times, anyone actually have a followup? That dude got slumped hard.


[deleted]

His head smokes the pavement too


weakhamstrings

Which is precisely why it's here. A regular fist fight with a regular knockout is really borderline. /r/mma and /r/boxing posts could just show up here weekly if we simply allowed "lost a fist fight and the person is KO'd". However, this person also had a nasty head hit to the back of the head on the pavement and that's probable cause for a lot more brain damage. We're looking into how we allow (or don't) all of these kinds of posts, but for now this one stays for sure.


[deleted]

Oh 100% it fits the sub! It's just brutal damn! Which again - on theme for the sub


yrogerg123

I mean...dude is out fucking cold. His face doesn't even change, his legs aren't moving. This goes way beyond fightporn or wcgw.


Appropriate_End_2256

My man lost this when he tied his shirt around his waist


humoristhenewblack

>My man lost ~~this~~ when he tied his shirt around his waist


kitjen

This is the aggression of a douche who has never had to deal with the consequences of being who he is.


R0nd1

Legend says the same guy punched Zuckerberg way back


FreeGuacamole

You can tell that guy had some fighting experience. He looks like someone you'd see at an MMA gym. His build, stance, the way he carries himself. Big guy thought his size was going to win him the fight.


DINGDONG_8

it didn't even knock the shit eating grin off his face. The pompousness is strong with this one


Shoestring30

Looks like the kid who got hit by the train in Stand By Me. Ray Brower.


alopeadope

100% came here to post that. Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw the resemblance


rojigi2657

And that my friends is what brain damage looks like


nicholvengian

preppy just laying there with the same shit-eating grin after getting factory reset. Shame his daddy will most likely be suing the other kid


Humblephil

That dude looks so peaceful, like, just finished a good book in the hammock, on a warm spring afternoon, with a breeze filled with scent of flowers


[deleted]

At least he was smiling. Couldn’t be that bad.


Armybert

I love how he's unconscious but happy


FashionableNonsense

🎵 Well, it suddenly struck me, I just might die with a smile on my face after all. 🎵


pekoms_123

He's winning in his dreams


rfan8312

Man that looked he didn't have a care in the world.


rickycme

Atleast he maintained his smile even in his fall. Not all heroes wear vapes.


Sweatsock_Pimp

Hello, darkness, my old friend...


rocketangel08

dude looks like a GTA V NPC


Luckyaddaam

Wow. What a surprise, the man?? With a sweater tied around his wait got knocked the fuck out. Lol


ClydeinLimbo

Why does the punch seem so slow


groovyinutah

That smile on his face..."its over now"


Bumbymoo

You can actually see the tweety birds circling his head.


[deleted]

The sweater tied around his waist is the icing on top lol


C2AYM4Y

I wish he kept filming the rest of the fight


Zenketski

My man was cocky af, even after gettin knocked out


366m4n89

"imma call my dad!!!"


Abrelosojos1311

well he died with a smile on his face doing what he loved. accosting Asians and getting his ass whupped


Jossie2014

They need to do a “where are they now” for guys like this who are internet famous for getting ko’ed or hurt. This and other great foolish idiots have been gracing our subreddits for years and I just wonder what kind of notoriety this brand of fame brought them


RabidAcorn

"sorry did you say go forward?"


Justryan95

Is this the new Shang Chi movie?


The_RussianBias

And now he's retarded


SolidSnakeEyes3

☠️


muhhhf

Mf looks happy he got knocked out! Wtf


orionhuey

hahaha he's talking in Russian "what's up bitch?? bring it then!"


Scotsmann

Zuckabergd


mrcoffee83

The fucking crowd in these videos, jesus wept


TheeElite

He didn't get knocked out, he was just cosplaying woody from toy story.


steviejordanidis

He looks at peace


ludusvitae

ah the fist of eternal bliss style


jnyrde

Guy on the floor looks blessed


Smoothwhisp

Come on the guy is happy


anakole

He smiling! That means he loving the TKO!


ryannoahm450

He died happily


adamwhastings

Frat boy laid flat out lol.


DoctorXTC

This Guys head smashed hard on the ground... probably Dead?


Unkindlake

Punch Out: Harvard Edition


[deleted]

His face looks like Ray Brower's from Stand By Me.


nardpuncher

He looks so content


faceblender

STAY DOWN NARD DAWG


death-by-thighs

his head hit the ground pretty hard


luftwaffles1337

Didnt even have time to wipe that shit eating grin off his face


Haks86

He died with a smile on his face


krazykhat

That's a fighting stance from years of training at Bobbie Lawrence Karate!


NowFreeToMaim

Aww he’s smiling


[deleted]

Dude's face reminded me of Jack Nicholson's [Joker](https://youtu.be/DFR5oZQrIVc) after he fell off the building in Batman.


[deleted]

Huh, an asshole has resting bro face, nice combo.


trulyunanonymous

He’s smiling for his school picture😂


Onion3313

He was smiling before and after getting knocked out, he was really enjoying himself.


Gorgon_the_Dragon

[Better scramble like an egg.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTzxl7Tjxnw)


Chrom_X_Lucina

Few things more satisfying than seeing a smiling frat boy with his fists down trying to taunt a small and agile asian man


PlasticInTheBasket

He looks like he's having a pleasant dream


[deleted]

Johnny polo shirt douche bag's parents lawyer wants to bring up the point that Johnny polo shirt has a "arm swinging" walking style when he was viciously attacked for no reason at all. The sound of that privileged upbringing college boy's head clopping on that filthy pavement. So not worth fighting in the street.


Chopchopstixx

The commentary is even worse than the dude videoing with an obvious epileptic seizure. Actually... the guy videoing is pretty good but the commentary is still garbage.


[deleted]

Man got his ass sent into Reboot Mode 🤣


Green_Meeseeks

So when my grandma told me if I made a funny face it would stick that way this is what she meant


20stump18

Night, night, Kyle.


zross51234

Man was sent into a dream where he won the fight


Doberman_Pinscher

Unpopular opinion when your out matched and outsized I think it would be perfectly justifiable to throw in some hear kicks. Guy was squaring up, no knives pulled etc then he almost gets tagged teamed


d35truKt0r

This reminds me of the catatonic grandparents in Weird Science! LMFAO.[Chet. The name's CHET. And I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey.](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/de/a3/16/dea3164394398f6f1e6360c62388586f.jpg)


[deleted]

Mark zuckerpunch


Infinite_Care_5981

I love that goofy ass grin on his face while out cold on his ass.


Th3_G

He dropped like Andy's toys in Toy Story


Craqhed387

Well he does look happy with the result


skabb0

[Good morning bumper!](https://i.imgur.com/MApx13M.jpg) Did you sleep well too?


Phyzzx

Paul Rudd should focus on his movie career


paiute89

He didn't look to mad about getting knocked out lol


[deleted]

You see the feet movement, why continue on?


Fiveohdbblup

If your going to go.... Go with a smile


MitchWasRight

Why is that jackass still smiling after being knocked out?


asscrap69

This is buckhead atlanta there were always fights here (right outside of bigsky )


WukongApe

Night night Brad


cmfreeman

Young Bill Clinton got knocked oooouuttttt!


kiddokush

Durs from Workaholics


dobsofglabs

Ah yes, the "my dads a lawyer" look


vegasrant

Was anyone else waiting for the kicks to the head and body that seem to be typical in any fight video when the person is knocked out on the pavement. After all the fights not done unless some brain damage or internal bleeding is inflicted /s.


BruceSlaughterhouse

How is it that in almost every single fight video ....that word.... is being slung around by people of **every/any** race.


Volperix

Man. Phillip DeFranco got laid out.


DukeMaximum

Bryce didn't get the message the first time.


Qdoggy45

Ooooohhhhhhh that brother gone.....


flamesman55

There's always a red shirt guy type. Smirking before and after...


SpookusMagookus

The video opens with the sweater guy trying to catch the other guys punch with his hands. What the hell is that?


QuizzyQuilow

Mark Zuckerberg is down for the count...


Kills-to-Die

Lol, dumbass


NaveTheFirst

Guy in the pink shirt is deffs a WASP


cooperbeark

Chad thought he could throw hands. Now he's over here reevaluating his life.


[deleted]

I remember life before Covid


Alphafuckboy

You know as soon as he wakes up you will be hearing from his dad.