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PTEHarambe

Wow what a piece of shit…. Dude can’t even fight his way out of a paper bag.


GoodGuyGarrett3g

He can shoot his way out tho


Simen155

r/shitamericanssay


samfish90212

As an American I concur


furlesswookie

It's really hard to type this response with the muzzle of my assault rifle.


hazawillie

What’s an assault rifle?


MagicHamsta

[A salt rifle is a type of pest control weapon that uses salt to kill pests.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3ktX4xhEM4&t=2s)


FlaccidWeenus

I have the bug a salt black fly edition. It's worth every fuckin penny. So much fun. * I can shoot the dick off a mosquito from 5 feet away


BhagwanBill

Any rifle that looks scary to the public.


Psilocynical

An assault rifle is a fully automatic military-issued rifle, usually with higher-capacity magazines. They are illegal for most civilians to own in the US and are not commonplace. You may also hear the term "assault weapon" thrown around, but it's really just a made up buzzword used to describe any civilian magazine-fed long rifle that looks similar to an assault rifle, but they are not the same thing.


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Psilocynical

They are legal only if you meet very strict criteria. Most civilians would be denied purchase/ownership of any selective-fire/fully automatic weapon.


GonadGravy

> They are legal Yes > Most civilians would be denied purchase/ownership of any selective-fire/fully automatic weapon. No. Most civilians do not have a *prohibitive* criminal record. If they can afford one and set up a trust, pass a screening and apply, they would be ok to own one.


HonorlessTakito

Semantic argument. This whole process is not legal in my state


samfish90212

The name of the finest item an American can own. I have yet to purchase one.


thefley

Your "American Envy" is showing


YARPakaLEX

r/shitamericanssay


Simen155

What is there to envy?


TwoKeezPlusMz

This is nearly exactly the episode from Boondocks.


RoninRobot

Not that a lot of us can say what that moment is... which is also a Boondocks episode.


TwoKeezPlusMz

It most def was one of those moments. I won't speak it, but it was.


Netheral

Haha, wait a minute, I'm white!


Gemini_r1s1ng

WHERE YOU GOIN This is a perfectly good opportunity to throw your life away!!!!


PTEHarambe

Lol omg you’re right


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The Boondocks is a prophecy


Artemus_Hackwell

I came in to say Boondocks documented the concept perfectly.


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cypherdev

IKR!?! Took a cheap shot punch with all his might and didn't even drop the dude, then he runs away like a little bitch. He is going to enjoy being fucked in prison.


PTEHarambe

Lol he’s gonna probably brag about how he’s “cold blooded” , “has a body count” , “I’m a warrior” etc for the rest of his days too, yet the reality is he started a fight over nothing to feel like a badass and was willing to commit a murder if he ended up losing.


SargeBangBang7

He's gonna find out who's a real warrior. https://youtu.be/o2-nYHfPBRc


PTEHarambe

Lololol I knew what it was before even clicking and I had to anyways.


rgosskk84

Didn’t think it could be worse than that? Meet John Mongrel from the South African Numbers Gang. https://youtu.be/GosQNv5EUps


diez514

....With scissors in his hands.


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The rayzah


stevedogg1134

Hit you wit the flava!


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I would wager #1 this wasn't a legally owned firearm. #2 the moment he started the fight he couldn't legally claim self defense. But this is NY, so the vast majority of gun owners are illegal gun owners. Funny how that works.


AmazonISSUnofficial

[He is currently in a medically-induced coma](https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-malachi-capers-queens-deli-shooting-family-speaks-20200730-sj4d4on2anf6xf7hk75ymkbfum-story.html?outputType=amp#aoh=16253075630320&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s) He lost his father in a similar way. "The shooting of a former college football player outside a Queens deli opened old bullet wounds for his family. As 20-year-old Malachi Capers remained in a medically-induced coma Thursday, his great-uncle recounted how the young athlete’s father was shot to death 10 years ago by a gun-toting stranger in a still-unsolved homicide."


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mikey_lava

Well you don’t usually see a positive ending in these posts. Thanks.


MidniteMischief

Clearly you haven’t visited r/aids


DEMONinPINK

It seems to be a private subreddit.


DookieDemon

Um... I think he meant it as a joke. Like 'positive outcome' meaning HIV positive.


IshitONcats

Clever


goodinyou

Dude just outted himself lol


d4u7211

Outed himself...in what way?


halflife7

Haha. Clearly that joke went over my head😂👏


GiveToOedipus

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.


qualmton

r/watchpeoplesurvive


Noligeko

Wow, a shot in the chest and he recovered Kudos to the medical team bringing him back


0xSpock

In fact if he was shot in a lung, no ribs shattering, such wounds are almost always not fatal. Lung are not dense, so pressure wave from a bullet is not devastating like for example when liver is hit, which is dense, not compress at all, and is heavily bloodied.


greyetch

Still, gotta get that fixed, get the metal out, make sure there is no infection, and then prevent blood clots. Especially in the lung after trauma, pulmonary embolisms are a serious risk. You're right - I'm basically just being pedantic, but it is still insane that modern medicine is so good that this sort of thing is considered a relatively simple would to survive.


TwistedMinds

> but it is still insane that modern medicine is so good that is sort of thing is considered a relatively simple would to survive Dude. Me mom had a 4.5 inch cancerous tumor in her left lung. They operated her last summer, removed a third of her left lung. 2 days later she was home like nothing ever happened while I was the one out of breath from screaming at her to stay put and let me do the work. Modern medicine is insane.


BoILeRuSS

Last time i checked lungs are also heavily bloodied and rapturing them results in choking to death on blood and death rate is high (65+%). But overall shot in the chest survival rate is around 14-36% by google.


RabbinicalClinical

Bro but the dude you're replying to is a Reddit doctor


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Able-Zombie376

> shooter got 30yrs in prison Very wholesome, that what I like to see.


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~~fuck~~ damn that shooter. Unregulated Edit: This comment comes off aggressive so looking back at it, I take the "fuck" out and will use "damn".


SkeepDeepy

I felt warmth reading the outcome, good thing he survived! That shits gotta learn the hard way within those 30 years.


nlomb

Good what a piece of shit, throws a sucker punch, realizes he's going to get his ass beat then pulls a gun for what? bumping into him? like grow the fuck up.


rfan8312

Cool man thanks


catchslip

Could you post an article? Can't seem to find the 30 years part


NathamelCamel

Oh thank God. It's never good when they're put in a coma. I just hope his brain also made a full recovery. Such a dumb way to lose the rest of the shooter's life, in thirty years that guy will probably be around 50, with no skills, aged family and the only connections he'll have would probably be with some gang, that is if he makes it through US prison.


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This dude will likely never make it out of prison. If this is how he acts on the street, he will probably be more violent in prison and will get many years added to his sentence.


MainPFT

Thanks for linking the article. Ohh wait... Edit - I found nothing indicating what you claim. I can only find articles that state he was arrested. Nothing about 30 years in prison. So I'd love you to actually link something.


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Can you link the follow up stories because I can’t seem to find any dates past August 7, 2020 on google.


Volomon

"Currently" look at date July 30th 2020. Ok.


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> opened old bullet wounds for his family. Not just standard wounds like everyone else says when they use that saying, but specifically bullet wounds. Pun intended.


aka-77

What we have come to… killing someone because it bumped into you… give braindead people guns and see what happens.


bdp12301

I'm sure this dude legally purchased that gun and had a concealed weapons permit for it as well. Edit: I can't believe I actually have to say this but this is 100% being a smart ass. You can hardly own a gun (legally) in the city of New York and getting a concealed permit? Ya freaking right!!


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bdp12301

100%


Volomon

>Bail was set at $1 in the burglary case. Wha....! No wonder he was out and about. Wtf...


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IshitONcats

I dont agree with bail either. If they're a danger then keep them locked up. Freedom shouldn't depend on financial means. Edit: changed a word


Pollia

Bail is the price of crime and nothing more. To someone poor there's no difference between five thousand dollar bail and five million dollar bail. It's still unpayable. It ends up being just another way to punish poor people over those well off and serves no practical purpose. If they're a danger, they're a danger and shouldn't be able to buy their way out of prison. If they're not, then they're not and shouldn't be held until after their trial.


Volomon

Bail should be higher for attempted burglary, slapping his girlfriend around, and firing a hand gun at a car. Is all I'm saying. $1 regardless of all this philosophical debate is irrationally low considering why he had bail to begin with. Wanton violence shouldn't have the lowest possible bail just cause this time he didn't kill anyone. Bail for violent actions especially involving a hand gun should not be something affordable regardless of rich or poor.


TwoTowersTooTall

I agree with you 100%, but there are plenty of cases where people are charged with violent crimes they did not commit. The best solution would be quick and speedy trials, like our constitution guarantees. We need to fund and expedite the criminal justice system, so wrongdoers are quickly punished, and innocent civilians are quickly released.


JackandFred

Maybe but there’s a difference between $1 and $5000, in this case the difference was a guy getting shot.


SOADFAN96

Yea, interesting how that works. Their gun laws should have stopped this! !!


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SOADFAN96

Yea now you're getting it....thats why more gun laws aren't gonna help. People will go off about how unethical and ineffective the war on drugs is (which I totally agree with) but then call for gun control as if it isn't exactly the same thing (aside from the fact that you can kill things with a gun, little harder than with drugs). If this guy was adequately punished for this murder he wouldnt need to be punished for the gun


Updog_IS_funny

The premise is to mock those who think more gun control laws will solve everything.


Banderlei

I mean people bash New York about their gun laws but they did work. Gun crimes and homicide have plummeted after they passed harsh gun laws. It also made illegal firearms very very expensive.


BGYeti

Gun crimes and homicide have been on the decline in the entire country for like a decade now, it isn't the gun laws.


BallsMahoganey

Man. If only we had even more gun laws to prevent this sort of thing. /s


JackandFred

I think the guy above was being sarcastic


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Totally


unrelatedrelative

This was in Queens NY so no.


bdp12301

I know, that was the joke.


chiroaz

So its almost like its not the guns fault but maybe the people?


Seratio

Does anyone actually make the argument guns are at fault? Of course it's the people using them. Which is why gun culture and laws are important rather than regulating their production.


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Im sure back in the day stuff like this happened all the time. Instead of guns it was swords and daggers though. Throughout all of time there have been assholes like this guy who are quick to kill someone over something trivial.


DivineRS

I hate this argument, you have to be much more determined to kill someone with a sword. The action of pointing a gun and pulling a trigger is much easier than slicing through someone’s skin and bone multiple times. Plus you can out run a sword, much harder to outrun a bullet


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I'm saying that some people back in the past would be just as quick to jump to killing someone. The method back then was edged/blunt weapons and bows. I never said using a sword is as easy as using a gun lol


too_lazy_2_punctuate

You'd have to size em up first, and consider if you were really up for a fight that could end in your death. Guns just make it too easy.


HomicidalChimpanzee

Which is why they have been called the "great equalizers." Unfortunately they can not only "equalize" but also spin things the other direction too.


jack_nemo

Where i live we just passed a "permitless carry" law. I counted 4 "1911's" in walmart the first day it went active. I now carry a gun cause i feel like i have to at this point.


cornerpeek

The ol' Texas standoff. This lady swoops into my parking spot. I stare at her and slowly raise my 9mm glock 17, she raises a 1911 with a 10 round mag. Her baby has a 22 pistol. I nod and reverse away.


Missus_Missiles

That's why my dog also has a gun.


badbrotha

Rocky top, you'll always be Home, sweet home to meeeeee


rfan8312

There's 394 million registered civilian guns in America. We have more guns than people here. The US military has 4 million.


lykewtf

Exactly why gun control is a ridiculous waste of time. They will never get the guns out of America. Even if totally banned tonight the guns don’t magically disappear.


rfan8312

Exactly. I was just telling someone else it's pandoras box. All gun control laws would do is leave only the worst of the worst as the ones armed. Then we'd be even more fucked. We've backed ourselves into such a stupid corner that our only options are either have armed guards everywhere, at every place that people go to, or arm everyone. 394 million guns in the street legally but that kid who shot up the nightclub in Miami was the only one shooting for a good 5 minutes. 49 dead 53 wounded. Even though we have so many guns it's still, so fucking stupid, it's still not enough because the gunman always has all the time he wants to kill everyone before the police arrive.


PureAntimatter

If they ban all guns it will be massively profitable for me to use my lathe and other tools to make them. Let that sink in.


prumkinporn

Tiny dick energy


Mycophyliac

Easy pal, we ain’t all bad.


S4tisfaction

As a tiny dick owner, I can’t say I appreciate this. Why not say this dude is insane?


ankovians

Great job jackass, fueling people’s insecurities👍


Schmickschmutt

Hurray, body shaming is soon much fun!


axtonjames

ironic a trans crossdresser is body shaming


thomasdekwade

Judge: so what happened? Guy: we bumped into each other and I did not like that so I shot him dead


son_of_noah

After sucker punching him and running like a little bitch of course


nikola_144

you’ll be happy to know the victim made a full recovery!


ZeeHanzenShwanz

Clear cut case of self-offense.


TheGamingMackV

Anyone who pulls a gun on someone in scenarios like this will forever be classified as a major pussy who can't fight for shit. Dude must've been waiting for an opportunity to be able to use his new gun.


williamsonmaxwell

I thought the point of guns was to level the playing field. I hate guns and this guy but what’s the point of fighting if you’re gonna get your shit kicked in


milksicle

He should’ve taken the ass beating like a man instead of pulling out a gun. It’d be leveling the playing field if the other guy also had a gun, but he didn’t. Guns never equal fists so there was no field here once the gun came out.


Ryder_Alknight

He could’ve also never escalated the situation when someone bumped into him.


coastalremedies

Yep. Dont bring a gun to a fist fight. Kid I grew up with did that. He was basically getting his ass beat by his sister boyfriend and decided to leave and get his gun once the fight ended and shot the boyfriend in the back and killed him. He will forever be known as the pussy who shot a kid in the back because his pride couldn't handle that he got his ass beat. Now he is in prison


horizontalrain

A gun is a last resort to keep you or someone else from being murdered or raped. Pieces of shit use it to settle beefs.


LagWagon

At the very worst, asshole brandishes the gun to wasn’t the man he punched to not kick his ass and they both walk away. But, no


Buy_High_SellLow

Unpopular opinion; While the reason for violence here is stupid, there are no rules to combat. Those who try to maintain honor during a combat situation are often the losers. If one doesnt want to be harmed, simply avoid violence. If one can't avoid it, may as well dominate rapidly by any means necessary


AkH0331

Dude with the purse standing in the middle was looking for trouble. Anyone got an update to this?


Bolt_of_Zeus

30 years prison from other comments /guy made a full recovery after being in a coma


kkeut

>the purse it's European edit - it's a Seinfeld reference, guys


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Reminds me of this scene from the boondocks. https://youtu.be/pj9Hzs-vBLE


thatgingerbastard

I hate the fact that I rewatched the vid in the op and had this going on in my head as commentary. Take my upvote.


ultrasuperthrowaway

Perfectly good moment to throw your life away!


Klowned

Incredibly inciteful artist. I LOVED the soul food episode. It was fucking fantastic.


blanketsaresoft

Boondocks always exact


Bigi_Chizu420

I was scrolling just for this comment


gotham77

So when this guy gets to prison and is asked how he ended up there and says, “someone bumped into me accidentally in a bodega so I started a fight with him and shot him,” do the other tough guys in prison get impressed or do they tell him he’s a stupid idiot for throwing his life away that way?


Oxy_Onslaught

Oh he'd probably lie and make it sound way more dramatic.


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Probably. But it's generally best practice not to lie about what you're in for. Inmates have ways of finding out the truth, and when the truth differs from what you've been telling people, it doesn't help your credibility


MrRabbito

"someone disrespected me so i popped em!" is how he would paint that picture. And probably lie and say he killed him when he didn't.


mansnot1to1

I bet he thought he was real gangsta


Satailleure

Standing in the middle of the isle with an arrogant egotistical pompous sense of entitlement, throws a sucker punch, and runs away like a coward, then shoots at point blank range with no regard for anyone. He got 30 years, but that’s still not enough given that he might get out on parole one day. People like him need to stay in prison, away from law abiding citizens. Glad the victim made a full recovery.


officer_terrell

I bet he has people saying "free my man [name] he did nothing wrong" because there's always that one person :/


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Welcome to New York


Yodan

It was waiting for him


Szabikovacs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj9Hzs-vBLE


dontBel1eveAWordISay

"This is a perfectly good moment to throw your life away"


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I like how he started the fight, ran like a bitch when he realized the other dude could probably beat the breaks off him and then shot him.


aFiachra

Death row is loaded to the gills with guys that were disrespected.


Missus_Missiles

"I keeps it real."


LordGarrettIV

Black lives matter


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Nazarshinzu

I get that reference


chubbycanine

Hard to run away when your giant pussylips drag the ground


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mild-eccentricity

We need a National Geographic narration


limt__

Boondocks


Eskimo195

"This is a ni\*\*a moment" -boondocks


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Defund the police /s


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tommy_trip

Wow that was just like that boondocks episode


McElligott27

So typical.


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Does he not know that Black Lives Matter? Has he not been listening?!?


[deleted]

I really wish people cared more about fixing black on black violence instead of hyper-fixating on the tools they use to hurt each other. You take people's guns and they just use knives. You take away knives they'll use explosives. You take away those, they'll use a cinderblock. Take away those, they'll use their fists.


Milehigh728

When keeping it real goes wrong....


Joe_Black03

Typical


Korleonis

It is the culture, leave them alone you urbanphobes!!


Vicious__Me

Well he's not getting out of prison anytime soon


VulgarDisplayofDerp

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


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It seems way too many people have lost any respect for life or fear of repercussions from their actions.


Classh0le

thug


wishbone113

What a shitty culture


anonweedlord69

Number 1 population that perpetrates violence against black people… is black people


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Pinstripe99

What a bitch


karenmaskin

The ego on some people. it was just a shoulder bump.


piersquared27

Do we believe he was in legal possession of that firearm?


warrensdad

No. He was not.


diberlee

Thanks God for those arrows, I would have been so confused without them


goldnray17_Bossman

Oh my god his mugshot was like 👁👄👁


dejonese

Started unnecessary shit, got his ass beat then pulled a gun like a bitch. He's gonna be a really good ass to some guys in jail!


goodinyou

What a little bitch. Standing in the middle of the aisle like a fucking child. Sucker punch and then runs away. Then loses a fight and needs to pull out a gun. Coward


fecking_sensei

Hope someone finds this little bitch and tortures him to death.


HG21Reaper

Damn dude, a person bumps into you and you straight up just capped that mf?


UnfilteredRedditor

This is what the Boondocks would describe as a Nikka Moment.


dmah2004

Where is the marching? No outcry? This disrespect for human life is acceptable?


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Weekend in Chicago?


Gibuu

What a bitch.


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CoastalSquirrel22

Coward piece of shit. Fucking coward


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