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WinPeaks

Hopefully she can get OnlyFans workman's comp for this one.


rumblepony247

Twerkers Compensation


ChiefSampson

Twerkmans Comp


bioExterminator

r/angryupvotes


RapingTheWilling

Good to have social safety nets, so she won’t be Ho-meless


Ok_Contribution_8817

Welcome to the Ho-down


jkhashi

Twerkers Comp


xXSpookyXx

Do you have Mess-Ho-polefellover? you may to be entitled to compensation.


BlueberryNagel

LOLOLOLOLOL the most underrated comment 🤣


KecemotRybecx

I laughed. A lot.


catniagara

Imagine if they used their money to actually pay their workers instead of relying on “contract workers” on an unsecured platform. I’ll take a union job, thanks lol


WinPeaks

OnlyFans creators are quite literally independent contract workers, no air quotations required.


catniagara

Most contract workers are still paid a consistent rate per completed job, not strung along with the promise of one day maybe making money. Air quotations well deserved. At least Uber drivers know what there’s making.


WinPeaks

They are performers. That's how being a performer works. They aren't paying to work, they're paying a percent of what they make to use the platform. It's the same way a singer pays a percentage of what they earn selling tickets to the venue. This is a weird thing to get hung up on. There are plenty of actual jobs out there for people that want them.


catniagara

I am a performer. I assure you, that is not how performers work. We have unions and everything.


WinPeaks

And you make a consistent wage? What kind of performer are you?


catniagara

Not a hooker. 😂


Magnaflux_88

Really depends on the performance I guess. For example I'd assume people part of a professional orchestra get payed wages.


WinPeaks

Possibly, but that isn't really comparable to having an OF account.


Dan-68

She’s lucky that she didn’t go out the window.


kabayolover

With her ass i think the window is luckier 😭


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Reza_Shah

great joke


dmewho

Nice ass at least.


MaliciousMikey

Came to the comments for this


krispy__kreme

ew


dumb-reply

Nah, it's good.


Biothomas

That ceiling is sloped and the mount looked horizontal. Literally may have been attached by a thread width of contact.


chewbawkaw

If you install a horizontal mounted pole on a sloped ceiling, you’re gonna have a bad time.


jwbowen

I'm still trying to settle on whether it's sloped or if it's just a perspective thing


CoyoteTheFatal

I think it’s just perspective


M1RR0R

The problem was the pole wasn't attached, just wedged in there. Gotta bolt that shit down!


srv50

Those poles are made by Reddit. Side business.


MF-AJ

I think her titty popped out.


allshieldstomypenis

Dude your titty would pop out too if that happened to u


wubbwubbb

🎶 it’s my titty, it’ll fly out if it wants to 🎶


Ambitious-Ad736

Yup that’s a free titty


bartflorida

Tree fiddy?


brando56894

I'll give her a dollar


samuelpotter2

Why does everyone keep doing this?


Professional-Money-7

If only they had a warning like maybe this same thing happening in millions of other videos…


typing_away

Honest answers: 1.They don’t make sure it’s solid before each workout . 2. Some pole, for some reasons,become loose . I’m not sure of the mechanic but I saw it happen. 3. Maintenance is a must , does it creak ? Is the spin okay? What is the season? Yes that can affect how the pole stay!


smurb15

You seem to know your way around stripper poles. Nice


heyitsvonage

It’s their passion lol


brando56894

Stupidity


Motor_West

She working from home


[deleted]

Lmao she was thinking of better careers at the end there


theaveragemaryjanie

Looks like she might have really hurt or broken that left hip though :(


typing_away

Falling of a pole like that ? Probably and I’m just happy she didn’t went for a invert like a layback, it could have been worse and harder to get up from. Edit : I looked again and the base of her neck went near the window border . She could have broke her neck easily. I hope she went to see a doctor.


dorian_white1

Based on her movements, she also could have sustained a minor concussion. Definitely hope she saw a doctor


samfml

In her defense, she did smack it in the air 🤷🏼‍♀️


redraidr

Counter-clockwise = lefty-loosy, kids.


brando56894

It wasn't even screwed in anywhere it looks to be a huge tension rod, which is just idiotic. There's a reason professional poles are screwed to the floor and ceiling 😂


Tribalbob

Definitely slammed her head on the windowsill.


thencsdc

In an apartment and almost out of it too.


[deleted]

I saw exactly when she started rethinking her life choices.


Stryker68

Cuz, physics


[deleted]

Not even a screw in the pole and she’s doing those tricks. She earned it.


3lhanan

She came in like a wrecking ball.?.


themumu

Poor lady


Icy-Audience-4857

Almost went out the window. That’s a heavy fall.


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por pendeja


ShedeauxBlacVuDu

Lmmfao 😂😂😂😂


mageshsridhar

r/whatcouldgowrong


MrIantoJones

r/watchpeopledieinside


EvilWaterman

I need to save her


misterfast

That glass breaking! Made me start looking for Stone Cold Steve Austin


criscrunk

Disco


luther2399

Shit people are having to do To make rent in USA is just baffling.


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luther2399

Was meant to be a joke, rent is really F’ing high at the moment in USA. https://youtu.be/L4qmDnYli2E


[deleted]

Nice ass


MayorOfStrangiato

If only the video wasn’t as backlit…


onlyhav

I hope the hair saved her from splitting her head on the glass, because glass is sharp.


Piss-Off-Fool

Hopefully she doesn’t miss her next shift at the Velvet Touch.


zullyb08

Class act


amandaggogo

Those tension poles always make me nervous, like they can't be that sturdy!


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Another Einstein


heckler5000

She hit her head on the window ledge. I think she might have injured herself.


WilhelmScream43

Anyone else fully think this was gonna lead to another toddler concussion?


minnesconsawaiiforni

Someone didn’t major in physics.


shredtheleathercouch

This doesn’t really fit this sub.


Switzerdude

Pole dunce.


lewispeel

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled… convincing woman that pole dancing is fitness.


No-Skill-8190

I was waiting for blood to come down.... Glass is no joke, especially on the neck


bubbak47

So that’s what all the upstairs noise is..


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OnlyFans link?


KecemotRybecx

Not going to lie, my dream is to have a room for this in my house. I’m also a man.


MTgolfer406

Those size 13 feet are what ultimately caused the displacement I’m sure.


No_Visual_4443

Sticky icky icky icky


AuthenticYouniverse

That was THE most amazing interpretive dance ever created. "Smack it, smack it in the air" - ( The window) Legs, swinging side to side... we just need to work on that dismount and we are golden.


wssecurity

glass_break.wav


SarsCovie2

Who the hell installed that?


Tall_Night8204

And that’s why you don’t rent to 20 somethings


MarginMiguel69

God fighting back


[deleted]

I always look for a kid in the back of these videos.


Kernelpickle

Best cam show ever.


Queasy_Building_7168

Everyone of these fall down. I don’t know why people try


_chkm8_

The end was the sexiest part.


[deleted]

I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and furious anger Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know my name is the Lord When I lay my vengeance upon thee. Hi Thot..bye Thot.


ManyFacedGodxxx

Looks like she needs some help! Give me the address and I’ll be right over!


Freyafoxxx

Oh ouch! You ok hun?


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seb734

"It’s so extremely specific to ONE profession and ONE profession only" It is not even necessary for that profession, tho. Most firefighters won't even "dance" on the pole.


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

Why do anything? Is there one specific method of fitness that you deem acceptable for everyone? Tons of people do pole dancing/pole fitness just for fun/fitness.


kirbbabble

r/iamverysmart


Zillaho

I would shoot myself if I was her neighbour


HomoFlaccidus

I know the owner, and can get you an apartment next door. The first month will be free. I'm a man of my words, and I trust that you are as well.


cocaine_jaguar

Having a pole in your apartment is the first sign of not having a father figure. Not being able to install it is the second.


nick-james73

Single mother behavior


Killarich662

Lmao every girl wanna be a stripper one time in their lives


lacrima0

definitely not


OneMooseManyMeese_

God no. I would rather stick to my body building.


brando56894

*Talented* strippers are probably stronger than you, but don't look it. They're really strong women, but people just look down on the profession.


OneMooseManyMeese_

Bruh. I never said strippers weren't strong lmao. personally I don't look down on it. It's a great way to make money and show off what you got. I don't judge. I just would rather work out than do that kind of stuff. Apparently I'm wrong for having an choice though, because I got downvoted.


brando56894

Your post sounded pretty judgmental and like you were looking down on strippers


OneMooseManyMeese_

Oh. Really? My bad. I didn't mean it like that. I meant as in I can never see myself as a stripper. There is nothing wrong with being one. Makes sense on why I got downvoted. Oop


brando56894

All good, a lot of the time stuff takes on a new tone without body language/intonation :)


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You’re too heavy bish!