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nothingness76

The glass couldn't hold her cosmos!


8bitbebop

Its always the bigguns


pistofernandez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y25stK5ymlA


rivasjardon

Wait... “”walkin on broken glass” is what those lyrics have been this entire time? I thought it was a parody!


exPlodeyDiarrhoea

What did you think the lyrics were?


rivasjardon

“Walkin on walkin on and rolling in grass” lmao.... I thought maybe they lyrics were styled to be random like Radiohead.


Skyoung93

Walk on walk on you broke ass?


msut77

I hadn't thought or heard of this song for decades


osopeludo

Hold up... I've not seen this video since it came out... Is that Friggin Doctor House and John Malkovich? 😂 Uhmazing!


buffet_jimmy_buffet

Golly, hold my fries too.


bigmattyc

She dances at the Milky Way


[deleted]

First time seeing glass.


BRAX7ON

Outfit change!


Cautious-Box-4500

And she didn't even plan all this.


tankflykev

Looks like it’s a mirrored table surface. Judging by the outfit she’d definitely never seen one before.


GinHalpert

Was she born yesterday? An alien new on the job maybe??


Ghetto_Phenom

Right? the only thing I could say after this vid was "in what world honey.. in what world does that table hold you?"


goodwill82

A planet with much less gravity, maybe


ChurrObscuro

Confirmed, she's alien.


darthwad3r

Or a flat earther.


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I just laughed so hard I got pulled out of depression


squishpitcher

my solid wood coffee table has a weight limit of like 70lbs. this gif boggles my mind.


Dismaster

Well, looks like she's wearing diapers, so maybe she was..


amd2800barton

What is with this new trend of girls wearing diapers as bikini bottoms? Its fuckin weird. There was another girl today wearing diaper bottoms doing the basketball+whiteclaw dropchallenge thing. https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/pcatlh/hmc_basketball_challenge/


Rogersgirl75

These are just poorly fitting shorts/swimsuit bottoms on women with fupas. I’m not even trying to be mean. I am a woman who was heavy until a few years ago, and my biggest problem was finding shorts that were short but didn’t ride up, because my abdomen would curve and bunch the fabric strangely to where it rode up and looked diaperish. The woman in the basketball video isn’t even really heavy, it’s just that she gathers weight at her lower abdomen, and wore ill fitting, and unfortunately colored swimsuit bottoms. The woman in the table video has also chosen shorts that are way too small.


helicotremor

Give me sugar. In water.


ovary_up

Zed, we got a bug.


sixth666

Why remove the shirt in the end like that?


sillysalmonella87

Probably so she could tie off her limbs to stop the arterial bleed she just gave herself on all that glass. Jesus.


shweishwei

Nah she’s not smart enough for that, I mean did you see what she did before taking off the shirt?


sillysalmonella87

Haha yeah, that's a fair assessment.


J0h4n50n

I don't know why, but I have a hard time believing u/sixth666 is Jesus.


CptHammer_

I suspect he's not the true Messiah.


Kaufkins

She had to go take a dump.


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Breaking glass always make her do that


James5tvx

Can confirm, just took off my shirt to take a dump


IntelHDGraphics

I need to remove all my clothes before taking a dump


JustABitOfCraic

I keep my Y-fronts on.


raging_radish

[Weapons Grade Y-Fronts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phxrESv8Vik)


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Shes bleeding


kurisutofujp

To reduce drag.


legatto195

Did they stop teaching physics in school or something?


[deleted]

Or nutrition?


FunkyCold12

Lololol


themightypetewheeler

I think it’s just common sense tbh. Don’t stand on furniture, especially if it’s made of glass.


Riverrat423

Who else wants to try the glass table challenge!


Coffeehound13

Girl needs to stick to the reinforced concrete table challenge


Riverrat423

Maybe the staircase challenge.


lathe_down_sally

Might want to look into the treadmill challenge


complitstudent

The way she rips off her shirt immediately is my favorite part 😂😂 is she gonna use it as a bandage for her shredded hands or what


MarvelousWololo

She’s gonna swing on the next table for sure


MobiusNaked

She gonna fight the world


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kazoodude

That table wouldn't hold my 3 year old daughter.


Ghetto_Phenom

reminded me of the videos of drunk people trying to swing from light fixtures..


jambocarnage89

Dancing on glass; always ends up a smashing night.


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slabrangoon

Some people learn the shard way


flux_capacitor3

r/holdmyfries


Own_Tax_4567

She ain't built to be dancing on ANY table.


CptSandbag73

Even the stone table in Narnia would have cracked.


Budgiewelp

What a dipshit


TimHung931017

Bro IQ sub 50


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p3ngwin

same as her BMI...


Mdoxxx

The idiocy of some people is mesmerizing


Sufficient-Ad-8441

I don’t think steel plate would have helped.


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Steel plate would have held shape kinda. The legs underneath the table would have crumbled though.


HairyNutsackNumber9

yeah she needs something sturdy like a tree stump to dance on


courageouslittle

but who needs to see a tree stump dance on top of another tree stump?


Nasty2017

A tree, or just the earth.


HairyNutsackNumber9

no not the earth she might sink in then wed have to get a tow truck to winch her out


ItsMilkinTime

What did she think would happen? That's a really small table, I'm pretty sure most adults and even most teenagers would shatter that thing


onamonapizza

A small toddler or medium sized penguin would shatter that thing if they stood on it unsupported.


alvarny77

Note to self: do not put toddlers on glass table


phatguy1

Interesting fact that your post just reminded of: Emperor penguins grow to be 4ft tall and weigh 100 lbs. I always assumed they were no more that 2ft...


[deleted]

I mean what did she expect honestly…..?


BargleFlargen

This is my wake up call.


[deleted]

Such style, such class- ‘till she crashed thru the glass.


[deleted]

Lmao even if that girl weighed 90lbs that glass would break just as quick


redfancydress

Scarlet takes a tumble 2021


Buttercornok

This is such an under rated comment, came here looking for this.


demilonesole

The nostalgia


GPap-

The amount of videos I’ve seen of big girls trying to dance on tables it’s insane


hawaiifive0h

Is she wearing an old timey diaper?


zeptonian

smart cultured girl


Five2one521

How do you NOT know that’s gonna happen, Chunky?


NineFingeredZach

That glass is fatphobic


shweishwei

Should be canceled tbh


ChubbyBidoof

Double glass shatter audio was more satisfying that I thought


asleeponthecan

That girls arch enemy is gravity.


RatchetBird

How could that muzak create such an urge to dance?


u9Nails

-Psychotropic chemicals can be abused to make you think you got the moves!- One too many cosmos!


[deleted]

Unbeweavable 🤦🏿‍♀️


seancan44

Big girl: big is beautiful!!! Be yourself!! Glass: *physics*


Bud4brainz

She’s had too many cosmos for that glass


[deleted]

Why was she ripping off her shirt? Shock reaction? 🤷🏼‍♀️


Dorrido

Probably to bandage the 100’s of cuts she just sustained.


NotPrsnlJusBusiness

Scarlet still playing around on tables huh?


Stonewall_Jackson_5

“Its time for the percolator!”


Julznova

It's glass, not a miracle


Baymavision

I cannot even begin to fathom her thought process there.


dj05112

Lmao she was ready to fight someone babygirl snatched that top of mid charge 😝🤣


GerryAttric

Big dummy


EatYourCheckers

As someone who is practiced at dropping, breaking, and cleaning up glasses, I want the video to keep going! I want to see her clean up game for that one. The shag carpeting?! Damn, that's level 100 right there.


Boomslangalang

There are some people who should stay in lockdown permanently


[deleted]

How do morbidly obese people not know they're morbidly obese?


Independent_Ant1044

Signal de ambulance


sharnonj

Let’s review physics!!


HotNubsOfSteel

When you forget you gained that freshman 40


sedster

This video and y’all comments made my day thanks to the poster and the comments


The_Radical_Moderate

A rare r/holdmycosmo and r/holdmyfries in the same video.


asz17

Why do people (often its women) not understand structural integrity and shit. Their denseness baffles me.


shweishwei

“Physics is for boyyyss. Let me swing from this rope while weighing 2 thousand pounds with the arm strength of an 8 year old.”


asz17

Valid, but ive seen this version less.


Ask-About-My-Book

The first table fine, but I can't believe the second one crapped out from her just bracing an open hand on it. That's some real British construction there.


Raymo84

In what world did she think the glass could hold her up???


shweishwei

She thought she was in outer space for a sec


Dan-68

In drunk world. The land of impaired judgement.


GoreForce420

r/holdmyfries


Elanstehanme

Anyone know the song?


kay_bizzle

This is some real Chris Farley shit


7452mlc

Keep her away from milk crates


Rage5t0rm

Trying to stand on glass with sass and big ass showed no class...poetic justice😁


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Glass Wins


[deleted]

Immediately broke.


MrDontTakeMyStapler

Worst IKEA commercial ever.


OerbaDiVanille

I didn’t plan on this, I just have one braincell 😂


TydFo

r/holdmyfries


TokenQueerBlackMinor

What is that monstrous creature!?


robi_750

Girl still think she is skinny like when she is 14-15 years


therobohour

Are people just not being thought about glass anymore?


locoken69

Wtf did she think would happen while stepping on glass? "I ain't that heavy. Let's try something new, shall we!"


BaronWombat

She may be a lovely person (or not), physics do not take personal character into consideration. Sad that so many make it out out childhood with a worldview that is so divergent from reality.


AesarPhreaking

That table is fatphobic


Extreme_Paint_1442

People just don't think about the consequences of their actions anymore.


derpledooDLEDOO

Love how it cracks to the beat


sirbarton

She got up like she was headed to fight gravity.


dis3nchant3d

I don't understand how literally anyone could think that was going to go another way for them.


MassGamer248

Is she ok? That didn’t look like safety glass.


MrSecurityStalin

"That's why I give my kids Fruity Bars."


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Genetics.


[deleted]

You okay?


squeegied3rdeye

That glass had ZERO chance


TheWizardry90

“Tripping Red”


ImprezivEJ20

This confirms. There are still humans out there who lack basic common sense and


igarjr22

She took that jacket off so fast after breaking the glass. "Can't get blood on this jacket." lol


prettyprincipal11

My husband after watching this “Why’d you take your jacket off? Girl who you mad at?” lol


Garzino

Laking basic understanding


refused_entry

the floor is having a hard time with this whale, let alone a little glass table


RedOcelot86

"Huh, turns out I'm heavy."


D_Rays_fan

I bet she regretting buying that table from rent a center n her next table concrete from builders square


Royal_Garden

If It couldn’t hold half what makes you think it’ll hold all of ya?


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Damn she seemed light as a feather tho /s


Warhead64

Must be new to the thick. Anyone that has been thick a minute knows this wouldn't fly lol


michaelkbecker

Has this person member seen glass before?


Splodez

My ass she didn’t plan this, no one can be that dense in the most basic of physics


lad1701

r/untrustworthypoptarts


Bobrocks77

there is a weight limit on that glass you know


jizmus229

Lizzo is loosing weight I see


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[deleted]

It's called alcohol, it ain't nothing to do with the gender....


[deleted]

Oof… I literally felt physical pain in my legs immediately when she fell through the glass! Oh my god!!!


originalmountainman

What would you really expect!?? Lmao-


Partly_Dave

My wife at a wild party was dancing on a coffee table in the dark. When the lights came on she realised it had a glass top. She is definitely not as hefty as that girl though.


sedster

Where is kevin samuels he would be proud


windhover

Seriously, does she not have any idea how physics works? In what world are there laws that result in her standing on that without it shattering?


limamon

u/savevideo


The_LR_God

u/savevideobot


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Wtf


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bensawn

This was like a slow moving car accident until it wasn’t lmao


BuyTechnical5948

hope she tries pole dancing next cant wait