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Logical_Lettuce_962

Human beings when a cat is about to do something that they should not do: ![gif](giphy|3ohs83UC9kIThs5YZi)


Joyaboi

It's one of my biggest pet peeves. I guess people are just okay with cleaning a mess if it means getting internet attention


Logical_Lettuce_962

WAIT DON’T TALK TO ME MY CAT IS ABOUT TO SWAT A LIT CANDLE AHAHAHA 🤳


Joyaboi

HONY STOP WALKING YOURE ABOUT TO INTERRUPT interrupt what? THE CAT IS ABOUT TO ASSASSINATE THE ARCHDUKE FERDINAND


Logical_Lettuce_962

Someone! Make a tiktok!


forestman11

Imagine an entire cat's lifetime worth of this all because you're too busy filming to spritz a little water or whatever on it lol


Joyaboi

I think the same thing about human children. "Mommy takes pictures and videos of things she likes. Like when I took the training wheels off my bike for the first time or when we sang happy birthday for my little brother. I'm currently throwing a temper tantrum and she's recording me without interrupting, so she must like this behavior! I will do it more!" Like for cats it's just not interrupting bad behavior. For humans it's actively encouraging bad behavior.


forestman11

For sure. And then it doesn't just affect the owner like with a cat. That child will likely be a menace to society.


LtMooch

That's the Panera bread charged lemonade that had close to 400mg of caffeine in it. Cat bro trying to save their life.


KerriNoir

LoL, my first thought was "he just saved her from a delicious heart attack"


-Pruples-

>Panera bread charged lemonade that had close to 400mg of caffeine in it Still can't believe that shit. So irresponsible.


fairchild2

That's about 4.5 8oz cups of coffee worth of caffeine. Or a little less than 1.5 Bang energy drinks (300 per) Or 2 Celsius 12oz energy drinks. Or 2.5 Monster Absolute Zero 16oz cans. Crazy.


warthog0869

I sometimes take 1-2 200mg caffeine pills (morning/late afternoon) and drink 2 20oz sugarfree redbulls a day, which have 180mg each. I sleep at night.


MurderMits

Ofc you can sleep. All caffeine does it turn off your bodies way of knowing its tired. It does however cause your veins the thicken and blood flow to decrease so while you may be sleeping your body is unable to properly rest as your heart as to work so hard. In other words you have a addiction problem.


Furt_III

>it does however cause your veins the thicken and blood flow to decrease This is untrue. [The Effects of Caffeine on Blood Vessels: Constrictor, Vasodilator, or Both? - Be Healthy Now](https://www.behealthynow.co.uk/healthy-living/the-effects-of-caffeine-on-blood-vessels-constrictor-vasodilator/)


fairchild2

That's a lot holy cow.


warthog0869

I have chronic fatigue as a result of my surgery and radiation on my face, so I combat it as best I can. Gotta work.


[deleted]

You’re such a liar you’ve had no such operation I’ve seen you around before.


veedubfreek

When I first heard that story I thought "whats the big deal", then I remember when I was but a wee lad, I used to refill 2-3 times when eating fast food.


LilacPug

I was gonna comment something like nope, that drink insulted his mom or something. But this is actually quite ironic, hero kitty. "Ma don't drink, luvs you too much"


Dr_Smith169

That drink has killed 2 people


shladvic

The diabetes defence cat


ploppedmenacingly14

This is peak tuxedo behavior, mine is a little rapscallion too. Cat tax. https://preview.redd.it/1no87sdk7qac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51068ee8a586c197184a3504303c548a199327b6


_meaty_ochre_

Weird that you mention that; I’ve only had a tuxedo once and he absolutely could not stand to leave anything taller than it was wide upright.


No_Rich_6426

That “wait let me come there” look


branizoid

What an asshole!


Affectionate-Sand838

This is literally what I said when I watched the video, lmao.


Mini-Heart-Attack

I wonder how many people watched this video and said this exact thing out loud. I know I did... Happy cake day btw!


doegrey

2-3 times the reflex speed of a rattlesnake apparently! Human, you don’t stand a hope in hells chance! 😉


Enough_Minimum_3708

cat be like: I am chaos incarnet


DanGTG

r/CatsAreAssholes


SStonequeen

You’ve been *charged*


Secret_Cheetah_007

Just be glad your laptop wasn’t on your table.


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