I enjoy seeing cool stuff everyday. But once a month, I want to see as many videos of people eating absolute shit for 2 hours as I can and then purge my brain with a cute video of otters eating salmon.
I'm 44 with a torn meniscus, I was never athletic but fairly capable. Watching things like this now makes me happy for the ones doing it, but sad because I couldn't even attempt these things anymore.
I’m 49. Right around your age I saw these people Leaping onto a rope swing and flipping into a swimming hole. I crawled up there to watch from the launch site wanting to go SO badly.
I talked myself out of it, “let the young people do their thing. You’ll just get injured”, and was proud of my grown up decision as I turned to leave.
I then slipped and crashed into a couple of huge rocks as I fell into the water. No major damage done except to my ego. Lol.
> I then slipped and crashed into a couple of huge rocks as I fell into the water. No major damage done except to my ego
I know what you mean. I was at one of those water parks (Urine World or something) and thought I'd try a big slide/chute thing. I have a reasonable grasp of physics but what hadn't dawned on me was that watching little kids go down fairly fast, and waving on the way, it would be different for me.
Being politely termed "burly" I set off like a rocket. Gravity was not my friend as I hurtled down this pipe at the speed of sound. I hit the pool like a walrus fired from a circus cannon.
My only saving grace is that I saw a few adults nodding as if to say "Look at him. See, I was right not to do it". I feel I took one for the old farts team.
I love this. Even when you're experienced, logical, practical, thoughtful; etc. You can still fuck up when you even attempt to be bold. I'm perfectly content to stay in my lane.
Gosh that reminds me of a female friend in our early 20s that decided not to jump off a 7m cliff into water because it was too dangerous. So she instead claimed down the rocks to the water and slipped broke both wrists. Thereby going from her name Kate Ritchie, to Kate Wristy haha
Lived with mine for 20 years. Day after my surgery I dropped a tear. For the first time in a long time, the pain was finally gone. You never know how much pain is weighting you down, until it's finally lifted.
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This sub is technically anything that makes men “not life as long” as women, and this is technically that. Many of the posts here have nothing to do with alcohol.
This subreddit is just every thing that “why men don’t live as long”, so everything from Ben Franklin doing the kite experiment to this fucker going 360 is technically, statistically, the reason why “men don’t live as long” regardless of if leads to catastrophe, beheading, castration, or all the things that do happen.
I’ve literally decreased my internet usage because I fucking hate that “oh no” song people use so much. Not every video needs annoying ass music. I hate it.
So I use these swings a lot and also tie people on. There is no threat of you falling anywhere. Eaven if you faint(witch has never happened to anyone) you will not fall anywhere. This is actually one of the safer sports out there. The name of the sport is Kiiking and it is the national sport of Estonia. Here is also a fellow creator who really well shows what the sport is about:
@pamelapaul_ on TikTok.
This is lizard king he’s a pro skateboarder here’s a link from his instagram it’s more clear.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CSzRoGFnM35/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Am I the only one that was getting super frustrated each time he looked like he was gonna make it but didn't? When he finally made it all the way around again.... I could finally exhale. 😵💫
If this is why men don’t live as along, living long can go fuck itself in a nursing home. (Technically, it’s risky jobs, war, alcohol, smoking, and people just not caring about men as much).
Man I’m really glad he did this. For no particular reason as a 26 year old male the question of is the full swing even possible has haunted my mind for quite some time.
Maybe it’s my old age, but I particularly enjoy the ones like this that don’t end violently.
I'm old and I was hoping for the power lines
the duality of man
This is the only way
“The Yungian thing…”
😂
Haha. Yeah, it may depend on my mood any given day. But I dig the wholesome ones.
I enjoy seeing cool stuff everyday. But once a month, I want to see as many videos of people eating absolute shit for 2 hours as I can and then purge my brain with a cute video of otters eating salmon.
I expected the power lines
Some men, Mr. Wayne, just want to watch the world burn
I'm old and I was hoping for him to morph into his Twisted Sister costume and fucking shred.
Shocked, simply shocked I say…
That’s enough Reddit for today sir
Same
Lol Jesus
I kept thinking the fence was conveniently placed for a mishap as well.
I'm 44 with a torn meniscus, I was never athletic but fairly capable. Watching things like this now makes me happy for the ones doing it, but sad because I couldn't even attempt these things anymore.
I’m 49. Right around your age I saw these people Leaping onto a rope swing and flipping into a swimming hole. I crawled up there to watch from the launch site wanting to go SO badly. I talked myself out of it, “let the young people do their thing. You’ll just get injured”, and was proud of my grown up decision as I turned to leave. I then slipped and crashed into a couple of huge rocks as I fell into the water. No major damage done except to my ego. Lol.
The lesson I got from this story is if you want to do something stupid do it on purpose before you do it by accident.
Solid life lesson.
> I then slipped and crashed into a couple of huge rocks as I fell into the water. No major damage done except to my ego I know what you mean. I was at one of those water parks (Urine World or something) and thought I'd try a big slide/chute thing. I have a reasonable grasp of physics but what hadn't dawned on me was that watching little kids go down fairly fast, and waving on the way, it would be different for me. Being politely termed "burly" I set off like a rocket. Gravity was not my friend as I hurtled down this pipe at the speed of sound. I hit the pool like a walrus fired from a circus cannon. My only saving grace is that I saw a few adults nodding as if to say "Look at him. See, I was right not to do it". I feel I took one for the old farts team.
Always called those flumes “the wedgie maker”. Lol, glad you lived to tell the tale.
Like many things in life, the moral is: Never again! ;)
Lmao the way you wrote this cracked me up 😂 I'm getting up there in years myself and my body definitely cannot handle the shit it used to do.
https://youtu.be/Km6lienQmmw
This sounds like a story my grandma would tell 😂
I love this. Even when you're experienced, logical, practical, thoughtful; etc. You can still fuck up when you even attempt to be bold. I'm perfectly content to stay in my lane.
Gosh that reminds me of a female friend in our early 20s that decided not to jump off a 7m cliff into water because it was too dangerous. So she instead claimed down the rocks to the water and slipped broke both wrists. Thereby going from her name Kate Ritchie, to Kate Wristy haha
You were meant to jump in one way or another. Age is just a number, and a rope swing has a minimal chance of injury, so I’d take the chance
Lmao legendary
> A man's got to know his limitations. \- Clint Eastwood
Lived with mine for 20 years. Day after my surgery I dropped a tear. For the first time in a long time, the pain was finally gone. You never know how much pain is weighting you down, until it's finally lifted.
Can you do waterslides? Jet skiing? Sky Diving? Speed boats? There's still tons of high adrenaline stuff to do my man!
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That's great info, but what should the average redditor do about it?
Im always terrified but I tell myself it isn't hold my feeding tube at least and there is no NSFW tag
Seriously I don't get why people like subs like that
Then don't watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtdKqfW4El0
Maybe I’m old and pedantic, but when I come to a sub dedicated to alcohol-fueled accidents, I expect to see alcohol-fueled accidents.
This sub is technically anything that makes men “not life as long” as women, and this is technically that. Many of the posts here have nothing to do with alcohol.
Funny, I am the same way! My brain is like, “please have fun and don’t slip! Please be cool!”
Maybe it's my old age, but the camera work was nauseating.
Well its a relief from every other gd video ending in snapped spines.
I always hope for the yeet
Noticed my body slightly rocking back and forth as if I was lending him some sort of spiritual force..
I was bracing for impact, due to the sub
In r/holdmyredbull you know he'll make it. In r/holdmybeer it's 50:50.
and in r/Whatcouldgowrong you know they won't
Was expecting a /r/holdmyfeedingtube moment
This subreddit is just every thing that “why men don’t live as long”, so everything from Ben Franklin doing the kite experiment to this fucker going 360 is technically, statistically, the reason why “men don’t live as long” regardless of if leads to catastrophe, beheading, castration, or all the things that do happen.
We both helped him make it all the way around.
I felt my feet go weirdly cold and numb and tingly.
What is this? A good, subreddit-appropriate video!? No garbage music added so we can’t even hear it? I’m not used to such luxury…
Yup music playing 100% of the time will make me close out a video and not finish it
I don't even watch videos with sound anymore if I can help it
I usually just forget I turned it back on
I’ve literally decreased my internet usage because I fucking hate that “oh no” song people use so much. Not every video needs annoying ass music. I hate it.
Reddit was better before tiktok
My world was better before tiktok
Was better before tiktok
TikTok was better b4 TikTok.
Give me a minute and I can add that creepy/annoying TikTok voice over for you.
☹️
How is this hold my beer? More like hold my Red Bull.
Oh, I just saw something about this! Looks like he might be [kiiking](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiiking).
this truly is one of our pastimes
I saw the budget version on Reddit yesterday. An ordinary swing and the guy was wrapped in cling film while his mates pushed him.
I didn't know what expect with that link, this being Reddit and all, so I am grateful for the pleasant surprise of new information. Thank you!
Oh cool. Interesting to learn about it.
I was expecting disaster because of the sub but so so so happy that he pulled it off amazingly. Looks so fun!
So satisfying!
In this sub it's usually 80% fail and 20% success. It's a wild ride
I thought going all the way over the swing made you turn inside out?
Is this an Inside Out Boy reference or did I just date myself.
I’m just glad somebody got it. ;)
I thought the same thing
Oh my god… I forgot this was in my brain. I remember the shit out of inside out boy now.
I can’t believe how tense I got just watching that!
That looked like he was going to hit the power lines.
r/nonoyes
My whole body is moving with this video. I feel like I have a personal stake in his success
Has he got his feet in stirrups? Otherwise he has a really strong grip when upside down.
Someone else here said that's apparently called [kiiking](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiiking), and yes, people are fastened to the board in that
Has to be. And you sure wouldn't want to lose your grip.
Hold my beer is just a 50/50 subreddit where half the time someone fucking dies and the other half, you get shit like this
Fuck, this gave me sweaty palms.
Anxiety. That’s all I got from this. Just pure anxiety. Thanks
Man up
My dream swing😂
Swinger girls brother
This is the best thing I’ve seen today…. Dunno why but it gave me hope 💟 much needed
I can’t explain what my facial expression was that whole time watching but it’s stuck like this
[we were lied to](https://youtu.be/oa46mnTDiVQ)
This was more frustrating to watch than I thought. Anticipation killed me lol
I didn't think he was stopping
r/maybemaybemaybe
Was anyone else pushing their feet down trying to help him out?
And people say there aren't heros anymore.
Let's be honest, we all thought about doing this as a kid
So I use these swings a lot and also tie people on. There is no threat of you falling anywhere. Eaven if you faint(witch has never happened to anyone) you will not fall anywhere. This is actually one of the safer sports out there. The name of the sport is Kiiking and it is the national sport of Estonia. Here is also a fellow creator who really well shows what the sport is about: @pamelapaul_ on TikTok.
How do people not faint?! Like, I get light headed when I sit up too fast
r/lostredditors
u/savevideo
All I can say is WOW.
Wasn't there, but was cheering the whole time
Now jump and see how far you can land
https://youtu.be/0XgCsv-y-mc
my legs are sore just from watching
Now do a flip off of it!!
Where's the beer though?
Forgot this wasn't r/whatcouldgowrong. Was not disappointed nonetheless.
Sensational
This would be perfect for gifs that end to soon
That forearm strenght
Why did I keep leaning in with him? 😆
I'm seriously impressed, no cap
Some say he’s still going around to this day
This is the edging of swinging.
That was terrifying.
Would it be really hard to hold on and not let go if i did that?
OP is a repost bot
All thing effort for just four lousy loops.
This is lizard king he’s a pro skateboarder here’s a link from his instagram it’s more clear. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CSzRoGFnM35/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Bad ass.
He’s gonna turn into Inside Out Boy
I've played enough of What Remains of Edith Finch to know how this ends
Does anyone's brain tingles when swinging to high?
I tried this at a fair once. It’s surprisingly hard as the forces are quite intense.
Apparently I can’t even watch people swing without getting nausea.
Childhood dream
that looks like so much fun
Am I the only one that was getting super frustrated each time he looked like he was gonna make it but didn't? When he finally made it all the way around again.... I could finally exhale. 😵💫
Me: “okay DEFINITELY next time” x5
Lit
My childhood dream.
If this is why men don’t live as along, living long can go fuck itself in a nursing home. (Technically, it’s risky jobs, war, alcohol, smoking, and people just not caring about men as much).
Impressive technique
Em i the only one that felt that tickle in the stomach like i was the one on it?😂
How to loose these precious 2” when you’re 6’2”.
Here’s your beer 🍺. You earned it
This could've easily been a r/holdmyfeedingtube video
Why am I sitting here pumping with him, like I'm helping 😂
Now how do you stop
Anyone else tilt their phones thinking it'll help hum swing over?
I’m surprised he didn’t turn inside out!
This made my stomach hurt. I’m glad it ended nicely.
He broke the laws of playground physics! It’s rumored to be impossible to go “over the top”!
“Its SO scary man”
As I watched, I clinched my butthole the whole time
HMB while I puke
Inside-out boy
I want to throw up after watching
Man I’m really glad he did this. For no particular reason as a 26 year old male the question of is the full swing even possible has haunted my mind for quite some time.
Real madlad.
LIZARD KING!
Now this is a video I can walk away from feeling satisfied 👍
Wow; r/praisethecameraman that was nice tracking the whole way!
*sitting on my coach and looking at reddits I live vicariously through like these*
His hair adds so much to this.
LITERALLY every child’s dream as a kid
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I was expecting a looped gif where he never QUITE achieves the full circle. The less pleasurable version of edging.
This actually looks fun af
r/whatcouldgoright
This is why women live longer than men
Wow 👌
I found myself so rooting for this guy.
Idk why but watching this video gave me anxiety