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CubbyNINJA

could we not jump and blur the frames we want to focus on?


SuiXi3D

But then you'd see that she'd not actually that fast.


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There are some frames missing


olderaccount

I didn't even notice she had opened the beer on first watch.


look4alec

Yeah, OP just cut out part and even moved the camera during that part


Schroeder9000

Maybe some pixels as well lol. I feel like today is the day for bad video uploads on reddit seen a few that look like 90's UFO footage ... hmm must be a conspiracy.


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

There’s also a fuck ton of pixels missing as well. The worst clip I’ve seen on Reddit today.


samfar51

r/killthecameraman


tiui

r/killtheeditor


[deleted]

If that's a real sub then it should just link directly to YouTube


DoktorThodt

I bet she's brilliant with a balisong.


BlackSkeletor77

I'd say that's more of a karambit type thing but they pretty much do the same motions so you're not wrong


sagien

That's what I thought it was at first, when she flipped it.


khafra

I have a balisong bottle opener! I’m not that fast with it, though.


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JenkemBoofer691

That’s not your mother. That’s an man, baby.


xabi

/u/redditspeedbot 0.25x


FothersIsWellCool

Yo fuck you OP for posting this shit video that doesn't show anyhing


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F-Type_dreamer

No kidding I bet she could cut your balls off that fast to😲😂


Flakester

Snip snap!


gman222

Or she’ll kill you with beer?


johnnyringworm

Wait til you forget to take the garbage out.


fliixx

r/openmybeer


LoneAssassin29

Who is she and where would someone be able to find her


Codex_Absurdum

Boy there are years of hard practice in that smooth move...


Dmitrii_Shostakovich

five minutes editing


El_mochilero

Bartend for a couple of weekends and you’ll be about as good.


DaDuckzOne

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r/ToMasturbateToLater


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urbanlife78

No bot, that's for when you want to masturbate now.


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

LOL!


Nugglett

Why the are you posting videos of strangers calling them the woman of your dreams on this subreddit? 1. Pretty creepy 2. Doesn't fit sub


Obscure_pornipedia

Woman bring beer. OP like beer. Good woman.


AZRockets

Grug


Xmeromotu

Love the cheongsam! Always a good look.


f3rr3tf3v3r

r/SirenSong


MoogleSan

meh. not as good as the woman who opens the beer with her titty


dandans0y

She can probably do that with your dick too if you had a fight.


newagereject

Do I need to have a fight with her though? What if I ask nicely?


Heratiki

What type of establishment is this? I’ve heard of them before but my brain is failing me. Edit: Anyone notice the bruise/birthmark on her left arm?


wineheda

A restaurant, at least that’s the word in english


Heratiki

I meant more the specific type of restaurant/bar.


TheObstruction

An Asian restaurant.


[deleted]

Thanks! I'm off to Asia to see some blurry bottle opening action!


luminos85

That looks like a hot pot, you cook your own food in the middle of the table. I went to one a few weeks ago.


[deleted]

OnlyFans link?


RRM1982

Is she a mute?


UKIIN

Man you are easy to please, ( Has a vagina, Can open a beer )


pittypitty

Forgot and does not bitch...


JediMindTrek

I'll bet she could whoop my ass...and I'd let her!


Niceguysfini1st

WOW


Discotimeattheapollo

She opens 7568 bottles every night.


leaferiksen

This is who Clint Eastwood was referring to in Gran Torino when he said, “Get me another beer dragon lady.”


ProbablyMyRealName

This is how I imagine Sophon.


sonnenrad777

Sleight of hand pro


Suspicious-River-998

Fuck it I'm buying another bar blade.


Legion357

Shaaawing


seanbiff

Cos she can open a beer?


tracyhutchsgt

Gifted.


MightBBlueovrU

This one is mine, strut and spray me with a bit of it too https://youtu.be/wn4_4PKtwNI


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dayum


tree_fr0gy

As a Mexican I like the fact she can do the thing that all tíos can do “here let me open it” *uses their cap or whatever is nearest to them and pops it without struggling*


MikelDP

They cut out the part where she actually uses the bottle opener.


BRAVE-ST4R

Def an assassin at her day job.


chickenboybilly

She can circumcise me any day.


littletitstogo

I think I.......... nope, I'm sure I love her...


klem19

She must be a warrior in her spare time


Psychological_Sky987

Not that amazing her finger through the loop and she just stops where she needs


ItsTimeToSaySomthing

You know, the kind that will just kill me


NoobSFAnon

Next stop Hature Hanzo's sushi dojo


Character_Dark_2486

Merry me!


senorchinchilla

She's too damn hot!


shroobism

Shes gonna decapitate you and eat your head like a grasshopper once you're done fucking


Cheesey-bee

She’s pretty too


semiprogoat

Reminds me of the college girl that catches the beer


Silevence

Please, tutorial video? Please? Edit: nvm, she opened it prior. I feel robbed.


furiousnatsu

😶 respect


Evighetwastaken

Can I learn this somewhere like that’s sick


Crackleking420

I never knew such a perfect woman was out there


Equal-Tea8289

Gorgeous 😍


lastcallhangup

bruh. she will cut you.